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Fail blog, I give up.
*tickles Jules*
*doesn’t say where*
*skipsawaymerrily*
;[
She’s just a fail all around. New Jersey is a s**t hole. There are more landfills there per capita than any other state in the union.
She was born in Chile, and raised in Poughkeepsie, NY.
Poughkeepsie is such a nice word…
… Don’t know where that came from, sorry.
Am i the onlty one who took 3 attempts to say it?
Also wtf is a snooki?
Yeah I had to look it up as well. Apparently “Snookie” a person on a reality show, and she is notorious for being a slut and an idiot. Great. If you didn’t hear we (Japan) denied Paris Hilton entry into the country about two days ago. What is it with Americans loving stupid slutty women?
Surely every man (and some women) like stupid and especially slutty women? Perhaps Japanese men prefer their women buried in a bath of sand?
I had never heard of a whore house until my brother went to Japan!
do u live in a hole?
the 1st time I heard of a whore house was “best little whorehouse in texas”
Amen!
Not really. She claims to be the “princess of poughkeepsie”, but she was actually raised in Marlboro, which is a sh1thole town 20 miles away. Most people in P’town have never even heard of Marlboro.
americans… such dumb people lol
I hate being an american. It’s just embarrassing seeing how stupid some people here are.
agreed. also 65% of us are fat. and we invented nuclear warfare. yea, we pretty much suck.
I guess the people of P’town are all non-smokers.
I have to drive through NJ to get to Penn.
Smells like eggs/sulfur until we reach state lines.
Sookie is a fail of the gene pool and natural selection.
Also, Central Jersey is not that bad. Most of the advances in health care come from research done in New Jersey. As long as you do not stay around Newark or Camden, it isn’t bad.
Newark is not that bad at all if you know what places to avoid, I go to school at NJIT and I know not to cross over into Summit after 7PM or so :V
Have you ever actually been to NJ? Because it’s not like that at ALL! Most people there hate snooki and the situation and whoever
first time i loughed so hard…
have you lost your tempeh?
Praise Seitan!
Can’t say I’m surprised.
This is my punishment for mentioning MTV?
How the mighty have fallen.
I forget. What does the M in MTV stand for again?
Moronic.
*Cries for a once brilliant creative milieu trampled by the merciless promotional tactic of lowest common denominator*
I remember when they took MTV off the cable over here in 1991 in favor of CNN. I was extremely upset. Hard to imagine today.
Moronic, yes… yes, that makes sense. What happened to the good ol’ days of MTV?
*sits staring blankly at computer screen*
Mtv did have good days, didn’t it?
I completely forgot.
They started slipping when I was in high school. After that, it was all down hill.
MTV ended the minute they stopped playing Daria reruns.
Oh Daria… I downloaded all the episodes so I can still watch em
Marketing.
Money.
snooki, grow up >: (
xD it was like my burger
Some people still aren’t sure its a food even while eating it, so don’t feel so bad
touche’ is some kind of french seafood isn’t it?
Yes, for the épée curious.
Nice use of the apostrophe btw
touché – very observant
At least it wasn’t as cliché as my fiancée once accused. I do enjoy witty repartée.
Isn’t “Snooki Fail” redundant?
Yep. Redundant and repetitive.
*eye twitches*
who watch that s**t?
Submitter fail for knowing who that is.
I wouldn’t have known who she is were it not for Failblog. Perhaps the submitter got their information the same way?
Snooki is like a
orangetanned Jessica Simpson.J.Simp was/is actually smarter, and considerably less of a lush.
Hell, J. Simpson’s actually hot. Not like that tangerine at the top of the page.
Well good, cuz that’s all she has.
Well, I’m sure she has some other ‘things’ as well. Like herpes.
Oh snap…
I can top that: a 20-something at work didn’t believe that black-eyed peas is a food, and not just the name of a band.
While your story is cute, I can’t say that you’ve effectively “topped” Snooki’s example.
Is impossible to win in a fail competition against Snooki, she should be the guy in the bike on the fail logo.
My English teachers college roommate was and still is convinced that chickens are four legged animals since her family out of four when she was growing up everyone of them got one leg. IDK if that rates on the fail spectrum but there you go.
everything this fugly oompa loompa says/does is a FAIL
why draw more attention to this s#it show and these pathetic reality show “stars”?
*”reality” show “stars”* FTFY
To me, stars implies artistic talent. Call them a failure of society.
# hang on Snooki
Snookie hang on #
Are you saying everybody here tries to put your Snooki down?
I did. The needle disintegrated before I could inject though. Danged spray tan chemicals.
I believe Aja is making a spoof of the McCoys song from the 60′s “Hang on Sloopy”.
Given that you have replied to Fuzz’s comment, it appears that you are trying to explain the joke to them.
However I believe “fuzz on the concept” is playing on that spoof by paraphrasing more lyrics from that very song, and therefore needs no explanation…
in 3,2,1 touche!
The ‘ons’ should have been left out.
Oh, I see what you did there…..
I’m more surprised that this is the first Snooki FAIL that gets posted. She has tons of them. The entire cast of Jersey Shore in one big FAIL.
These morons make me want to not live on this planet anymore.
Have comfort, help is at hand. According to a re-working of Moore’s Law statisticians have worked out that the first habitable exoplanet will be discovered in May 2011
Can you hold on that long?
do you seriously watch this show and follow their participants? Whatever……..you’re more pathetic than Jersey!!
What makes Jersey pathetic? Because some Bennys come down the shore with chemical tans? Jersey may be a little trashy, but Snooki is an out layer that puts landfills to shame. Do not blame that mess on us. We want her out of the gene pool as much as anyone else.
ok…so if i just slap some words down on a picture and send it in as if it is subtitles…i get featured on the home page right??
failblog….YOU FAIL
I’m afraid this is totally believable
most of you people cant even spell, go back to skool!
WTF is a Snooki?
(Yes my Google still works, I just don’t care).
I had to look it up, and now I regret those 5 minutes I lost forever.
I rest my case
I don’t understand the name of this fail. What’s “Snooki”?
you are so lucky to not know what Snooki is
urban dictionary says
“Snooki
n: extra large oompa-loompa that’s easier to get on than facebook
Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki”
In it’s defense, tofu is _not_ a food. It’s a food substitute consumed by people who secretly envy the taste of what the rest of us eat.
I’d take tofu over steak any day.
Can I flag this comment for offensive language?
Tofu is japanese food which sadly has been misappropriated by vegetables… sorry vegetarians… in the western world as a meat substitute.
But since it is made from soya those vegetarians are less likely to reproduce as soya contains oestrogen analogues not to mention enzymes which block the bodies ability to absorb vitamins.
That, and it doesn’t have nearly as much protein or other minerals as meat. Even we Japanese people use it just as a side dish for the most part.
LIKE IT’S MEANT TO BE.
Snooki FAIL… isn’t that redundant?
This is more of a snookie par, isn’t it?
I mean, in order for her to fail at Snooki, wouldn’t she have to say something insightful while staying sober, clothed, upright and chaste? Or cure some hot-tub related disease? Granted I only see her on the Soup, but I’d gather that’s where the bar’s set here.
I thought Snooki and Fail were synonymous.
Maybe we should rename the site SnookiBlog.
They both suck in many different ways…
and call it Snail: Snooki Fail.
I used to have to deal with people as stupid as her on a daily basis at the Apple Store…and have to be nice to them.
I remember having chest pains all the time.
Now I know why she got suckerpunched in the face besides the b*tch attitude and the stupid hat. She is a stupid ass.
I’m drunk, yes, yes I’m drunk. But I don’t think that’s why I don’t get one damn thing about this.
And now, for the win!
I laugh so hard everythime I see that. See deserved that and so much more.
So do her thighs and cheeks.
^^^ yay I made a shallow comment… I want my own reality show now plz.
Oh it’s Snooki, I thought it was Snorkle. Thought they were the same things.
I can understand her misunderstanding: it doesn’t taste like food
How did she get the name Snooki? Is it some kind of double entendre to do with lots of balls?
There’s a story about that, but you’d have to sacrifice a couple of minutes of your life in order to hear it. I think maybe bloodletting or disembowelment can be better uses of one’s time.
Wait….. Tofu is food ? ><
Haha what a dumb b*tch.
That person seems to be Hollywoods answer to Jade Goody.
(JG:”Rio de Janeiro? I thought that is a person!”)
If all goes according to plan she’ll die of cancer soon.
Not really. She’d see a shirt that says “I wish these were brains” and think it was cute/funny.
Snooki Fail is redundant
snooki. i thought that was like snickers. i didn’t know it was a dumbass.
TV shows about the mentally handicapped out patients in New Jersey are quite popular with today’s youth. Parents collectively are laughing their asses off at these bronzer abusing, duck faced children.
The sad thing is that this is as close as too a win as she’ll ever get.
fail show.. theyre not reality stars.. theyre more at the lines of sell outs… the “normal” guido/ettes would not be on tv making themselves look like morons. i remember the good days of MTV when it wasnt all “reality shows”.
and anyone who enjoys/gets excited for “jersey shore” please, go kill yourself.
fuk u all
don be mean
c**k to snookie is like tofu to japan
Tofu is soy bean curd… And Touche’ is a french word for TOUCH, the means of scoring in the french foil competition…
not a fail, but a WIN !!!
snooki’s right, tofu is not a food.
Hmmm, I can’t see the fail exept from saying tofu isn’t food … well if it’s the fail, not really funny thought x)
touché = touched (in french).
Maybe Translator fail? lmao… well if not, submitter fail, that’s it
And she’s writing a book?!?!
she IS a fail. and I hate jersey shore.