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There are several stages of sleep, while sleeping you go through every stage, except the last , twice (unless awakened). The stage in which you dream is not the last. Therefore you may dream up to 712 dreams, if you sleep once every day.
I declare this pic lies.
It also lies about the number of days in a year.
No, that’s the fortune.
Isn’t really a fortune either its a general observation of well wishing, a fortune would be; ‘Your going to win the lottery’, etc. thats more or less “Hope you have a good time as the earths rotation now speeds up to 356 days in a year from 365! >=D”
*you’re going
If earth speeds up you get more days in a year, not less
>=D
Nop, if the earth speeds up in its self-axis rotation the days would last less, wich mean more days in the year
itll only happen if the rotation around the sun speeds up
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or if the earth rotation around its self-axis speeds down, whatever happens first…
That’s what I said, he claimed if earth’s rotation speeds up you get less days, I claimed you get more days then.
Second!
Going back to sleep now
no its the 356 days…
OMG
did global warming also reduce the amount of days in one year?
No it was Obama
So apparently reducing the year by nine days was (another) hidden catch to voting for “CHANGE”? No wonder the American people are angry…
Does it count if i’m dreaming within a dream?
that would be cheating
only if you play a role in the Inception movie.
otherwise, it doesn’t count.
You know, I could see myself getting that exact message on the last day of a Leap Year myself.
OMG a typo!!! Stupid.
And not even that easily identifiable a typo at that. Big f*ckin’ deal.
what’s math?
Math or mathematics is the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns, formulate new conjectures, and establish truth by rigorous deduction from appropriately chosen axioms and definitions.
Can be faked in a minute.
But for a fake it is not funny enough, so it is boring awful. I sent an image that is real and really funny, but it is not published
Maybe it’s predicting the end of the universe?
I dreamed there were less days in a year. WIN!
but if u dreamt that there are less days in a year it also means that u grow old very fast, idiot.
and there’s a reply button… unless you’re a turd burglar
Oh, how funny.
but that’s true, it didn’t say there were only 356 days in a year, it said there were 356 days in a year, which is 100% true
well played~
Forget the typo. May all your nightmares come true!
365/356 = 1.052808989…
In other words, you will have tomake 1.0528089898989 dreams true per day for this to exist.
Last night I had a dream that I was being chased by zombies. Is this one of the dreams this fortune hopes will come true?
those are called nightmares
Nightmares are still dreams. They are just a type of dream. So yes the fortune cookie wants nightmares to come true.
That’s what I was thinking. Typo aside, that’s a horrible thing to wish on someone.
…especially the one where you show up late to a business meeting only to notice you’re not wearing pants.
Comma splice fail indeed!
i didn’t know Confucius was dyslexic.
…funny enough, I’ve gotten this fortune and keep it in my wallet.
I have this EXACT fortune cookie hanging on my fridge!! I wonder if my wife sent this in or if it’s just a big coincidence.
Either way, that’s awesome@!!
I uploaded the EXACT same photo of the EXACT same fortune a year ago. WTH?
There’s nothing chinese about fortune cookies at all.
a dream a day keeps the doctor away
If there are less days in a year it might mean we are getting closer to the sun, that then also explains why there is global warming.