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spiderpig!
i didn’t know that spiderpig smokes
only during his break
He’s trying to quit, but Newports recently added bacon to their list of additives.
Great, now I’ll not only smell like smoked meat, I’ll taste like bacon as well.
lol dilet
dope smokes whatever a spiderpig smokes for dope
Look, his workday is really stressful! The grunting, the attempting to swing off buildings and landing in dumpsters. It gets to you.
Besides, if he quits he’ll gain like forty pounds.
Mmmmm…. smoked bacon!
I once smoked a whole salmon. Got really paranoid.
Just be glad you didn’t start a roe.
Just think of all the trouble that would have spawned.
Yeah you would have been in berry big trouble…Wait…DAMN!
I saw this dude, he’s in madrid at the Plaza Mayor. Really nice guy, took some pictures with him for free (because I spoke to him in french, don’t ask me why he’s in Madrid. )
Brother, can you spare a tire?
♪ He’s a man of lean by no means, king of the bulge. ♪
Spiderfail!
Catching villians in his web of nicotine?
Spins a celeb, any size?
Definition of villain:
1: villein
2: an uncouth person : boor
3: a deliberate scoundrel or criminal
Synonyms: baddie (or baddy), beast, brute, caitiff, devil, evildoer, fiend, heavy, hound, knave, meanie (also meany), miscreant, monster, no-good, rapscallion, rascal, reprobate, rogue, savage, scalawag (or scallywag), scamp, scapegrace, scoundrel, varlet, wretch, and Shatner, apparently
Etymology of villain:
c.1300, “base or low-born rustic,” from M.L. villanus “farmhand,” from L. villa “country house”.
The most important phases of the sense development of this word may be summed up as follows: ‘inhabitant of a farm; peasant; churl, boor; clown; miser; knave, scoundrel, and trekkie, apparently.’
He probably shoots Mountain Dew out of his wrists.
♪ ”Do you, you, feed like I do!?” ♫
“RIDE THE WALRUS!!”
Let’s see, I can do this one from memory …
♫ Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joes
What they’re made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows
You can pick ‘em, you can lick ‘em
You can chew ‘em, you can stick ‘em
If you promise not to sue us
You can shove one up your nose! ♫
It’s Spiderman’s brother, Widerman!
I wish you could favorite comments, cause this is probably in my list of all time favorites.
Suicide spider
… will there be a widow spider?
“Spandex: it’s a privilege, not a right.”
Sometimes, it can even be a diet aid…
I printed him out and put him on my fridge.
This spider’s had too many precious bodily fluids.
His humours are out of whack.
This man is always at the Plaza Mayor in Madrid. It awesome his absence of shame.
La araña en la arena?
I see it!! (soy de madrid…yo tambien le tengo fotografiado…xDDDD)
Pero es que el muy cabrón no hace ni por posar ni nada. Es un hacha. Le echa dos huevos como cocos.
OMG, I saw the picture and I recognised the guy… was in madrid about 3 months ago
Hahah, I was in Madrid in March and I recognize him too. I’ve seen like six pictures of him through various friends, and I always laugh.
I’ve been there yesterday, and i took a photo with him! lol
(Vergüenza, ninguna, sólo hay que ver el paquete estilo torero)
hahah stupid americans!
He’s a marvel character.
I (D)C what you did there.
Tobey Maguire has really let himself go…
AAAAHHH… I know this guy. He stands on a square in Madrid doing the most genius Spiderman act ever… My friends and I went and he made our day… He should be a WIN!
...Mayor dreams all come true....LOL I knew it! It’s the Spiderman-Guy from Madrid’s Plaza Mayor! Saw him while I spent some time in Spain, too. I believe I even took some pictures.
Definitely a WIN!
I do live in Madrid and it is true it is him
He is certainly male…
No, I think that’s a package of Funyuns he stuffed down there for later. He has to be resourceful since there are no pockets in that thing.
Spider Pig!
Spider Pig!
Does whatever a spider pig does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can’t
He’s a pig!
I saw this guy in Madrid a couple of weeks ago, he always hangs out around Mayor Square!
Unfortunately, Fatman and Spiderman use the same dry-cleaner.
Dad?
Hahahhaha I see this guy every day in Madrid!!!
Fat Batman, is that you??
Oh lookie, the blog is borked.
*brews up vats of dark, ebil, girly coffee*
*brews a vat of decaf as well*
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safety**fills numerous tubs, some tagged blue*
*gestures invitingly to all*
*falls face down into one untagged tub*
*stops moving*
*drinks super-sugary coffee loaded with caffeine*
*drinks regular coffee from the office maker with two cubes of sugar and exactly 20 ml of 2% milk.*
*waits for a customer*
Damn you guys found me, I need a new costume now. brb smoke
All right, who broke the internet?
It wasn’t the whole internet, I got to feast on some poor sucker in Urban Dead.
Hey,
Leave the guy alone, He’s saved plenty of Vegetables and other health foods from the dire dread of consumption.
The fattest spiderman i hdd ever seed
wow… my dad changed his costume! normally he ran around smoking inna baby costume.. huge stinky diaper.. guys i could cry.. this was my dad’s biggest step!
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If you want to see this guy, just go to Plaza Mayor in Madrid, Spain; there he runs his shown to earn some coins from tourists.
He is so cute )))
Well, he’s never been the same since breaking off the wedding with Mary Jane …
Wait, what’s in that cigarette, anyway?
I found Kyle!
What? He is Everyman
Kudos to the photographer. It’s a very artistic piece. I can see it recreated in oils.
Not everyone can pull off a spider man suit!!
I SERIOUSLY don’t want to pull off HIS Spiderman suit!
The real Spider-Man isn’t much better these days. Made a deal with the devil and now he’s a paparazzi who pursues cheap sex all the time. Dammit, Quesada.
Oh my goodness! This guy hangs out in the Plaza Major in Madrid, Spain! My friend and I have a picture with him! It’s the same guy! This just made my day
Yes, I know this guy too! It’s definitely the same guy who hangs out at the Plaza Mayor in Madrid. I have an equally funny photo of him…gotta send it! Spiderman’s definitely seen better days.
In the words of Louis Black, when you’re an adult, you can go out and dress up whenever you want. If you wake up tomorrow and you want to be batman, go for it.
that’s madrid! this guy is the s**t, really! best spiderpig i’ve ever been taking pictures with.
Hey, this is in Madrid, my hometown XD XD (Plaza Mayor)
another clone?
Yep, this guy is hanging out at plaza mayor and trying to get some money from tourists who want to take a photo with him
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs461.snc3/25319_402530053544_690663544_3922550_5860348_n.jpg
I remember back when spider man was “amazing”… This is more the “mediocre, disappointing, let himself go; spider-man”.
Wow, Spiderman’s really let himself go over the years. Disney doesn’t seem to be doing him any good.
Was this picture taken in Madrid? Because I have a photo of the exact same guy. He wears the same shoes, has the same bag, and he too absolutely sucked at imitating Spiderman.
So I think it’s absolutely hilarious that somebody else has noticed this guy too.
Yes, this photo was taken in Plaza Mayor in Madrid. My husband Kyle took it with a telephoto lens. We love Madrid!
I have pictures with him. He stands about Plaza Mayor in Madrid.
Dude grinning and texting is posting the picture on Facebook.
Hmm, the Michelin Man obviously leads a double life…
Well, at least I can always turn to Superman…
Obese and smoking. My spidey-sense is tingling. I have this feeling he’ll be admitted to Peter Parker Memorial Hospital soon.