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Ни фига себе!
That’s so cool, writing russian at an english blog.
Ganz meine Meinung.
haha voces sao todos paneleiros
Coman verga putos
C’est pas très gentil, ça.
Välittääkö kukaan?
its funny… im studying WWII in US. History, and im on the part about Joseph Stalin taking control of the Soviet Union…. weird
Ебете се в гъза!
*auch was sag*
Koji se kurac ovdje događa, drugovi?
wat je zegt, ook al versta ik er geen bal van
Турците под ножа!
Noh, pole paha…
So I said “Rectum? Damn near killed him!!”
Luk din røv.
Sitt suvi, keda kotib
何ですか。
ピザです。
kurva tak toto je fakt dobre, to je pisane alebo kreslene?
Aprended español y dejaos de mierdas.
Gallegos, el Castellano es el nuevo Español, he dicho.
verga gringos maricas
HAHAHAHAHA, A HUEVO!!!! VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!
Entre guaza y risa, te dejo ir la longaniza.
Helkul med internetskämt, haha!
Luk røven
Zefix, ihr spinnts doch olle..
Akkor már legyen itt magyarul is valami
Čiulpkit byby
Man undrar ju varför den här imbecilla idioten placerade klistermärket där.
A dlaczemu jeszcze nikt nie skomentował po Polsku?
Mepmep, e du svensk elr bara konstig? ;P
live long and prosper \\//
finally! the first language I understand in these comments!!
petaQ!
А ял ли си говнен?
BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG! =D \\//
Luultavasti ei.
como un buen mexicano, cagando el palo
Jodete Pelotudo
Chevere, cuantos hispanos hay! Gringos están Advertidos!!!! LOL Venezuela
lol…é assim mm…
Nos igen, igazad van, ugyanakkor finomabb is lehettél volna… végtére is nem akarod megsérteni, ugye?
Csakugyan… most már mindenki kénytelen ezzel együtt élni
ahahha, porreiro, tuga power!!
ahahah todinhos mesmo!
Paneleiro é o cú do teu pai. ;D
Geil, ein Deutscher! Wie wärs mitm Dialekt einbaun?
Je peut écrire un peu en francais, aussi.
2 Uhr in Deutschland, ich geh pennen!
Und noch einer
hier auch! *wink*
wieso englischer blog? sind doch meißt deutsche heir xD
ach, ist doch egal. wir werden sowieso alle irgendwann sterben
Sag sowas nicht. :O
@CentaX Three Days Grace <3
nöd nu dütschi.
git au anderi dütschsprochig länder wo nöd unbedingt i de eu sind.
@ nuclear pizza:
epic win!
au d’schwiiz isch @failblog
Leute, IHR seid eh die geilsten! Schweiz 4 ever!
Det syns jeg og.
hvis jeg bare hadde kunnet litt tysk hadde jeg kanskje skjønt greia her.
Haha! Magyart még nem láttam itt
Meine auch.
انت ليش زعلان اللي بدو بكتب شي يكتب مش مهم اللغة .
Vezi ca de fapt tu esti in minoritate
Мы просто умеем по-английски разговаривать и писать, а вы – нет. фейл!
ke ze vi tu neke?
Bof pas spécialement cool, disons que c’est juste moins commun.
Par contre ton commentaire lui aussi n’a rien de cool, il se contente d’être bas du front… m’enfin bon.
haha no kidding
I don’t really mind. I can’t read Cyrillic script, but I kinda know what he means. I can safely project my own meaning into the gap.
It’s the perfect post: it means whatever you want it to.
한국어는?
Siete ridicoli per non parlare italiano, perdenti! Dovete impararlo.
asheiuasheu, gostei dessa brincadeira! chega do imperialismo linguístico do inglês! línguas do mundo, uni-vos! \o_
Apoiado! \o/ Estou surpreendida por ver tantos portugueses e brasileiros por aqui o-o
Mi piace quando si parla Italiano! Parla de po d’Italiano. Mia sorella parla molto Italiano. Lei è molto pazzo, lei è colore favorite è verde!
Eh sì, dovresti lavorarci su ancora un bel po’.
Un po’ tanto…
certo
Koukejte mluvit nějakym rozumnym jazykem, kurník!
You all suck. At least to braindeads like me, who only speak English. Now I has a sad…..
Ahhh vá tuma no cu =D
don’t be snooty, booty. play nice. she has a sad and you should givez her a hugzy!
jj tak tak
Chuligáni hovadský!
Wie dit leest is gek.
Baie snaaks
mogool xd
但你能说中文吗？
我能
我当然会说中文。
中文?
從來沒聽過
Мое судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей.
Damn illegal imigrants, invading our website now, im going to deport you all to AOL.
Τέλεια! Ας μιλήσουμε όλοι από μια διαφορετική γλώσσα! Γαμάτο!!!! Παρεμπιπτόντως αυτή η πίτσα δείχνει υπέροχη…
Ebvaeut slerr at ebvaeut. Botadot, ipolacint tuck.
Dylai wedi defnyddio’r popty ping
da iawn! wyt ti’n gwneud cacen?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
(Yes this is English)
Du dreckiges Schwein!!!
Hey i broke that combo…. dirty cheater….
Так и сказал!
Йопты, спорю что сдесь 90% русских!
sta je sad ovo, ja nerazumijem nikoga.
With extra ‘shrooms.
Are you high?
Nucular!
The taste is explosive!
It just explodes in your mouth!
Better than in my eye…
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!
Where were you when everyone was speaking a diffrent language… WHERE WERE YOU?!?!
Seconded
täällä
Nazis.
Bagameas pula!
HE DIVIDED BY ZERO!
Ooh, portal, wonder what it do-AAAHHHHHHHHH…
Hey, just got back out of that wormhole. What did I miss?
heh… kein backpapier!
Flowstone pizza. Yummy!
Twenty megatons or it’s free!
*Caves in*
Fine, it’s free.
Would you like a side of pizza fingers with that?
What kind of digit do you think I am?
Tough question, let me delve into my index.
While you’re thumbing through that, I’m gonna order some pizza.
*Waves hand*
Excuse me, sherpa. Could you pointer to the pizza terminal?
Can’t we just ring them up? How much to you want Tibet they deliver?
The delivery guy ran over a dude! I saw Himalayan in the middle (finger) of the road.
Sorry – I’m still learnin this punny business
No worries. You are boulder than the average knucklehead.
cccombo breaker
You aren’t a nIce breaker.
Still learning the punny stuff.
Somebody set up us the pizza.
all your pizza’s are belong to us
what you say?
It’s “What you say!” Not a question. It’s a statement.
Love the Age of Empires reference
Sorry, Empire Earth
Hold-the-mushroom cloud.
Or we will not be held responsible for the fallout.
We still might have to pay the duck-and-cover charge.
Sorry, I’m not sure I understand. I’ve led a sheltered half-life.
This was obviously bought at a fusion restaurant.
They pay such a heavy water bill their quality control has suffered.
The owners don’t care what happens, they just went fission.
And now they are radiating calm and relaxation.
It can be felt three miles from the island.
I know this restaurant…periodically I find that items on the table decay quickly.
That pizza will make me “FAT Man”! *hehe get it? nuclear bomb name? .__.
looks tricky to put it out intact.
Got it, Little Boy.
Hee! Hee!
Is it true that Manhattan pizza is the best?
Let’s find out. It’ll be a fun project.
is da czar pizza!!!!!
We’re all now sons of Luigi.
Luigi is busy, Mario Pizzaed (Bombed) his car.
וואָס איז ינקרעדאַבלי אַסאַם
One question, how’s he getting it out of there?
Don’t rack your brain over it.
It’s elemental, my dear LCB.
I heat you, sista!
Hee…you’re going to kiln me with kindness!
I’m not the type to leave friendships on the back burner.
Aw, I mitts you guys.
*squeeze*
he has to eat it straight from oven.
Let’s hope he doesn’t suffer burns from the oven and/or radioactive burns from the pizza.
Also, gay, you may or may not want to think about changing your name.
Is there really any need for this comment? Can’t you just be friendly and witty like the rest of the regulars?
Just sayin’ :/
Ps. hi Leila.
If he could, we would treat him like a troll all the time.
*voms up a n’t on the end of would*
*hopes no one noticed*
Just friendly advice. Gosh, you be nice, put your two cents in, and get insults out. How does that happen? What goes around, get completely reversed, and then comes around. I don’t understand.
There is nothing inherently offensive about the word or name “gay”. Do yourself a favor and don’t give advice.
*notices, but pretends not to so as not to embarrass ZA*
And there is a really, REALLY big difference between posting on a regular basis, and being one of “the regulars.”
Apologies, I’m new here, and have only observed before today.
Also, how do you write in a smaller font? Or is that like super secret?
It’s not like super secret, we could tell you. Of course we’d have to kill you afterward. That isn’t a problem, is it?
Ah, I get it…
brb google.
No apologies necessary! We’ve just had some…problems. A good rule of thumb to remember is that generally if someone isn’t witty or friendly or some combination thereof, they aren’t a regular.
Glad to see you de-lurking!
*gives Mike a cookie*
Also, if Dragon gives you a cookie, it’s a VERY good sign.
I’m slowly learning…
*happily accepts cookie*
*proceeds to nom*
Ovens dig guys who eat in.
how does that even happen?
I love this website… 20 million puns and ONE person asks the question in my mind. WTF?
(BTW, this is why they tell you to put the stupid thing on a cookie sheet.)
Little tip: You’re not supposed to put a frozen pizza directly on the rack when baking them. You’re suppose to put them on a tray. This is why.
Then why does every frozen pizza actually suggest to do this for a crisper crust?
Ever heard of a practical joke?
I can see it happening if the pizza was thawed or something and whoever cooked it didn’t realize that… though I dunno how you could miss that… but this can’t have been completely frozen, IMO, to have ended up this way.
This happened to me too, and the instructions actually said:
No pan, put it directly on the rack
Do not thaw before putting in oven
Flippin’ nonconformist that one!
*reads directions*
“Preheat oven to 450°F.
Remove pizza from all packaging.
Put the stupid thing on a cookie sheet.
Place on middle rack.
Bake for 15-20 minutes or until pizza is golden brown.”
*turns stove to 450*
*waits*
*
safety**removes pizza from all packaging* [1]
*puts stupid pizza on cookie sheet*
*looks in oven, sees an upper rack and a lower rack*
Um, which one is the middle rack?
*fails to figure it out in 15-20 minutes*
*note pizza still looks cold*
*heads out to find a chef to eat*
[1] – I almost forgot, I knew someone who tried to reheat a delivered pizza by putting it in the oven. Cardboard box and all. She was in a very bad mood the next morning as she was cleaning the fire extinguisher stuff from her oven. Needless to say, she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Look, Sir or Madame, we here at the Pizza Warming Instruction Writers’ Guild and Car Wash are not responsible for any inadequacies on the part of the buyer, their appliances, or their appliances’ heirs.
My appliances have been putting on heirs for a long time now…I wish they’d stop!
Sounds like your heir conditioner is on the fitz.
That’s not cool.
Nuclear pizz-ion. That’s how.
WIN.
a win and a fail all in one. oh well, at least it made it on the internet.
He didn’t put it on an sheet pan or something, just threw the damn pizza in the oven. So when it got really hot the cheese and sauce went through the dough..
The toppings have reached critical mass.
i think i’ll order an atomic pizza with extra radiation and lots of fallout
Esse parece ser o forum adequado a essa pergunta… ALGUÉM TEM SEDA??????????
chupenme bien la pija manga de putos
It looks Fake. The middle part doesn’t seem to belong at all. There isn’t enough pizza missing from the top to create all that.
It looks like it’s not enough unless you doctor up your pizza like I do: extra cheese, more pepperoni, extra cheese, green pepper, more cheese… I’ve never had this happen, but I bet it’s possible.
‘SHOP TROLL!
yeah there’s only a 1″ hole in the pizza and while the pie looks like its an inch or two thick that doesnt leave enough substance to fall down and make a puddle in the bottom while still being connected. the entire middle of the pie would have to be hollow for this much stuff to have leaked out of that one hole and onto the bottom. Its shopped.
Oh man, I would be so pissed if that happened to me.
Why? Best pizza EVER. I mean, that would be awesome to eat, am I right? Just wear a LOT of lead to keep the radiation from getting to you.
Omg this isnt a win its a fail. He wasted a pizza. This person must of been special with a capital herp a derp
Isn’t this a repost? I know I’ve seen it before. And it was labeled as a fail, if I recall correctly.
They seem to be doing a lot of that lately…
not cool. But still this Pizza Blows my mind.
I seem to recall the explanation for this was something like it WASN’T a frozen pizza, but that it was made from scratch or something. I don’t remember for sure, though. And it may not have been on failblog, but perhaps another cheezburger spinoff… who knows? It’s been a while, at least. Either way, as I mentioned above, instructions on most frozen pizza have two ways of cooking: with a cookie sheet or without.
most frozen pizza boxes*
if you want to remove the cookie sheet do it 5 min before the pizza is done and put the pie on the bottom rack when you do. by then the crust will have solidified enough to remain intact and it will crisp up pretty well being that close to the heating element.
Да Пиздец Какой То xD
Haha, I love it. You could also say that it looks like it had diarrhea.
This made my day pretty much.
LOOOOOOL pizza epic fail!
Makes me hungry looking at it. Hungry for teriyaki, for some reason…..
Its a mushroom and peperoni cloud
good food
You guys are the best, seriously.
Pizza launch detected!
In Soviet Russia, pizzas eat YOU
hai ca asta e tare….
)
amazing it really looks like a nuclear pizza
Behold the limited edition hiroshima special pizzas!!
lets nuke the win-posters on failblog…
I’d say Pizza Crust Fail on this one…
core melt down
that could be a pizza with mushrooms
I want a nuke pizza!!!!! Pizza bomb lol
He’s ruined his pizza and now has to clean cheese from his oven.
Looks like a fail to me.
That’s no “Win”, that’s a “rising crust Digiorno”. I stopped buying as the last two I had bought did the same thing.
(Separate trips, I thought the first FailPizza was a fluke.)
you know walmart sells a pizza pan for like 3 bucks that will stop that from ever happening again.
this is what happens when you play mw2 and baking a pizza
THE OVEN LAUNCHED ITs MUSHROOM PIZZANUKE!
Is that a mushroom pizza?
DAMNIT! Beat me to it.
Me too. And I was only 6 hours late.
Ohh. Guess the server’s on the west coast.
Ability to check time zones FAIL
I guess that pizza divided by zero…
The cheezburger network or whatever its called should make a website dedicated to showing the comments. Most of you guys are even funnier than the actually fails/cats! Keep up your fantastic and mood raising work!
*thumbs up* XD
this happened in a long time ago and some scientist had a genial ideia…
There is nothing win about an inedible pizza. This actually makes me want to cry.
Didn’t you notice the shape?
tatical pizza its all over
In Soviet Russia, Pizza nukes YOU!
Доставило!
In soviet russia Pizza cooks you!
*eat the nuke pizza*
Que gracioso, esto es muy gracioso jijiji PUTOS
Jeg var først fascinert av pizza’n, men endte med å lese alle kommentarene. Ikke at jeg forstod alle, men gøy at det tok sånn av med språkene
:D win
Und ich meine alle sollen wenigstens zwei Sprache lernen.
прикольно!!! Det er så kult!!!
Dočerta hovorte po anglicky!
Ste jedným hovoriť
ENEMY NUKE INCOMING!!
100110101011100110010101100110101110010110101010101110000101010101111110101101010110011010101001011010011
I’d still eat it.
adang unga akka makka
That’s a fail, you can’t take it out ther oven.
There should be a (Nuka-Cola) thing.
gile mantap banget itu pizza, mau dong yang kayak
gile mantap banget itu pizza, mau dong yang kayak begini
Pizza, you’r doing it wrong xD
Cheesus.
Hagga Wagga! Moram se i ja stavit ovdje
Does anyone here speak English? I though this was America. lol
Yes, the internet is America.
Keep PWNING Shescha!!
Nothing like anti-pizza, so good it destroyed the world.
@earlier comments
ENGLISH MAN! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Looks tasty!
This blog english
Y U NO TXT PROPER?
Vão todos se foder, a língua pra se escrever depende de cada um, não tem consenso aqui (pelo que acabei de ver).
Auf Deutsch könnnte ich auch schreiben, doch die Lust dafür ist einfach zu klein..
Saludos desde el major pais de la America Latina, weons
peperony and chease
normally i enjoy reading comments as much as i enjoy viewin the pics/vids…but this was epic fail comment-wise….
5.8 million people have just been pwned
Who divided by zero?
Hvorfor kan jeg ikke rusisk. kunne ellers være meget sjovt men alligevel så gir jeg ikke rigtigt en flad femmer for det.
About the pizza kind of Epic.