Anyone here ever seen “Machine gun kitteh”? Yeah, that’s it. Three times the deadliness of the other two guns combined. He doesn’t look tough, but that’s the idea. When you least expect it, you’re already dead. Makes no sense at all. That’s how deadly it is. Stay away from it. Period.
Exactly what I was thinking. And with two of them, he’s the toughest kid in the picture. Just look at that cat on the left … he totally wants to shoot the photographer with laser beams. He’s just waiting, biding his time.
Uh, please. Where is the fail here? All we get is a picture of kids playing, no one says they wanted to be tough on this photo…
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Possibly!
Research shows that every older brother doubles ones chances of being gay. Hence the youngest with the kittens is 4x more likely to be homosexual than his oldest brother.
Each of those lethal weapons has five pointy ends. Has no one here witnessed or experienced the whirling claws of extreme pain?
I STILL have a scar on my wrist from a relatively minor scratch more than two months gone. Cats are not to be treated lightly.
While his friends have airsoft guns, he has REAL weapons of destruction. I mean look at those things! Can you imagine the damage they can do over the course of their usability life? I agree. The two guys to his left clearly fail looking tough.
Yeah, those two kids with the guns aren’t even tough enough to hold a cat. And they’re so scared of the kid who can hold a pair(!) of cats they have to have guns to protect themselves!
I was just thinking that, and for a test, I went into photoshop and added some laser beams to the guns and kitten eyes. The kittens are definitely bad-ass with laser eyes.
Notice how they look. Theire pants aaall the way up, and then a belt. Really ugly hair and 80s sunglasses. They grew up to be proud Americans! Except for that kitty-kid, he’s probably gay
You people got it all wrong! The kid with the kitties is wearing camo pants, he’s in the army! He doesn’t need to look tough because everyone knows he IS tough!
I went trough all the comments, and nobody got it right.
The kid with the kitties is obviously the Evil Mastermind. Everybody knows Evil Masterminds have cats to stroke while they command the taking over the world. And he is twice as evil, since he has two kitties.
teh kitteh cannon fail
Second
^ TWAT! no one cares….
The crazy thing is, the kid with the kitties is dressed the toughest, while the kids with the guns look dorky as could be.
There are two guys with toy guns and a guy who is going to kill a couple of kitties with his own hands before eating them raw.
That’s a win if you ask me.
toy guns are fail.
teh kittehs ar teh winz!
the best serial-killers are very nice to kitties. they are their only mates…
Known fact: Many killers and other nutters abuse animals first then move on to humans.
Two pissed-off cats are a lot more firepower than a toy gun. Camo pants guy wins.
Heck yeah. Besides, it takes a tougher man to hold those.
They’re probably lazer cats.
You can actually see the kitteh on the left charging lazers.
As soon as I saw this pic I went to comments hoping someone had said this!
no one cares about first either. mention that.
lazer cats!!!
Thank you!!!
Ever have someone toss a cat on your back? Oh yeah!
i think the biggest fail is the spock haircut in the middle and the creepy grin to the left in all honesty.
No, the biggest fail is that it isn’t really a fail.
indeed
Well, the cats in all fairness would probably do more damage than a couple of fake guns….in fact its quite a good ingenious…
And notice he has 2 cats.
Annoy cat, toss cat at enemy, witness the destruction.
Annoy, toss, repeat. How the Allies won WWII.
Actually LOLing ATM, Thank you!
You’re welcome.
Classic Joker lips if I’ve ever seen ‘em.
Yeah… and why is kitty fail?
kittey can make one-hit critical insta kills!
Robot kitten bombs.
Anyone here ever seen “Machine gun kitteh”? Yeah, that’s it. Three times the deadliness of the other two guns combined. He doesn’t look tough, but that’s the idea. When you least expect it, you’re already dead. Makes no sense at all. That’s how deadly it is. Stay away from it. Period.
You’ve never heard of Mouser Mecha Catbot?
mecha-catbot.com/
*pun indtended
*intended
*put in ended
*pawn end tinted
An edit button sure would be nice, wouldn’t it?
failblog fail for their stamp on what has been on awkwardfamilyphotos for like ever. their title was way better anyway:”The Pacifist”
It’s been on awkwardfamilyphotos for one year exactly as of today, in fact. That’s… suspicious.
I was going to post that very same thing!
And to think it received the same type of comments on Awkward Family Photos as this site.
+1
awkwardfamilyphotos have great titles for the pics.
Looking that fail must take a lot of effort.
Dude. I would sooo pick the cats over pastic in the shape of guns…They have claws
They’re robot ninja kitties. They bring death wherever they go.
Claws… AND FANGS! >_>
What? Those are obviously laser cats…
Exactly what I was thinking. And with two of them, he’s the toughest kid in the picture. Just look at that cat on the left … he totally wants to shoot the photographer with laser beams. He’s just waiting, biding his time.
Less of a looking tough fail then a laser cat win. Duh.
Whatever.. kitten-holding-boy is way more bad-ass than any other loser with a fake plastic gun.
kitten-holding-boy, i wonder if thats his nickname
At the end of the day, you’ll want him on that wall; you’ll need him on that wall!
they’ve obviously never seen what two kittens can do
And that was my comment.
Beat me by hours … dang that job o’mine!
Uh, please. Where is the fail here? All we get is a picture of kids playing, no one says they wanted to be tough on this photo…
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who said that? nobody.
That’s so gay.
That’s so 5150 … wait, what?
Your mom is gay… sorry, i had to.
Possibly!
Research shows that every older brother doubles ones chances of being gay. Hence the youngest with the kittens is 4x more likely to be homosexual than his oldest brother.
the kid on the right definitely looks most normal of all of them, failblog fail, I declare.
I dunno. Those two are holding toys. He’s holding lethal weapons.
Each of those lethal weapons has five pointy ends. Has no one here witnessed or experienced the whirling claws of extreme pain?
I STILL have a scar on my wrist from a relatively minor scratch more than two months gone. Cats are not to be treated lightly.
hmm, no fail here. The child on the right clearly has the pointiest as well as the cuddliest weapons.
KITTENS!
I think the camo pants seal the deal for the one with the kittens
And they’re sharply pressed!
Really rough . Those kittens are undercover lions
beware the semi-automatic kittehs!
but those are killer cats!
While his friends have airsoft guns, he has REAL weapons of destruction. I mean look at those things! Can you imagine the damage they can do over the course of their usability life? I agree. The two guys to his left clearly fail looking tough.
Can’t help but think – if it ever came to a real fight, the kittens would be by far the most powerful of all the weaponry in the picture.
i’d be the one on the right
Technically, if you were the one on the right, you’d have the black and red machine gun toy. I call the one on the left, from their perspective.
Why would we refer to it from their perspective?
i’d be on the right
oh sry for re-posting
Yeah, those two kids with the guns aren’t even tough enough to hold a cat. And they’re so scared of the kid who can hold a pair(!) of cats they have to have guns to protect themselves!
oh im so sorry for re-posting
Boy 1: When I grow up, I wanna be a gangsta.
Boy 2: Well, I wanna be a soldier!
Boy 3: I don’t care, I got all da p*ssy!
(sorry if this is a repost – forgot to asterisk)
what’s the point of the asterisk anyway, if you’re that immature and badly brought up that you can’t take a little profanity then gtfo this site
Well, that one, without the asterisk, went through just fine.
I just thought you got all pissy.
You should have spelled out gtfo to make your point though.
Pretty sure the two on the left are compensating for their fashion choices…
This looks shopped. The background looks real, the kids all look shopped in.
The kittens look EXTREMELY shopped.
“I have a kitty and am not aftaid of using it!”
*afraid ;D
Come on, FailBlog. They are kids.
There’s nothing more badass than a badass with a kitty.
Kats
More Dangerous than guns
Are you proficient in kitten? Can you duel wield them?
I don’t know – I’d pick the kid with the catz over the other two any time.. ; )
This makes me think of a Whitesnake song:
Kittens got claws
Win!
look at those two schmucks without a kitteh.. FAIL
the headline is “Looking tough fail”…so why can I see only one fail there? It’s triple fail!
Future Serial Killers of America…unite?
The kid on the right looks tougher than the other 2. He’s strangling the kitties. Looks way tougher than holding a plastic toy…
Cammo-pants: “You guys look just like a couple of pussies. I feel like I’m holding up a mirror.”
Pants-tucked-in-sneakers: “But…but…we have these bad-ass guns mang!”
Florentine kitteh style!
Honestly, I think the kids holding the guns are more fail than the kid with the kittens, as they both look like total nerds.
This photo was originally on Awkward Family Photos.
This photo was on Awkward Family Photos.
Never bring a kitten to a gun fight. TWO kittens, however . . .
That’s never bring a gun to a cat fight… Wait…
Maybe they just rescued the cats from terrorists.
FOOLS EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE LAZER KITTEH IS THE DEADLIEST WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True dat… the blood on the walls is particularly frightening.
I agree…those two choads with the guns ain’t got nothin’ on the kid with the cats
I think the fact that they are all nerds already cancels out the “looking tough” part.
This is just a Norris family photo. That’s Chuck on the right. He doesn’t need guns.
Cute kittens win.
How is this a fail?
Everyone knows cats are the deadliest thing you could keep without a license
They all look super-beast with their pants pulled up to their armpits.
KITTEH MEAT SHEILD!!!
I dunno man, at least the cat kid isn’t wearing lipstick.
He’s got TWO lolcats, that’s a win!
LASER CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure cats are more dangerous when used as weapons than those guns.
I like the way you think.
I think the one with the cats looks more bad ass. No contest.
Maybe its not a looking tough fail, but a laser cat win?
LoL Cats are mass destruction weapons (luckily, George W. Bush doesn’t know about them)
Well, they’re no ordinary cats. They’re the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered felines you ever set eyes on.
With a history of mental illness… (Guess the movie)
Perhaps they are laser cats…
I was just thinking that, and for a test, I went into photoshop and added some laser beams to the guns and kitten eyes. The kittens are definitely bad-ass with laser eyes.
those cats are deadly weapons!
from left to right: KA-POW! KA- POW! KA Meow?!
laser cats beat toy guns!
They may have guns but that kid is getting two pussies at the same time.
kittehs tuffer den gunz ani dai…
Am I the only one who thinks the kid on the left is Tim Mcveigh as a child?
The one on the right is Adam West before he built the cat-launcher.
There’s no fail in here but the guy in the left dresses like Napoleon Dynamite.
It’s combat leopards!
actually, that boy is doing it right, because in blitzkrieg, you only stop for kitten.
The kid on the right needs to be watched. He’ll grow up to blackmail NATO with a nuclear weapon.
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
i think this is a win!
Nothing is more scary than a kitten to tha face.
This is what you end up with when you try and cross Napoleon Dynamite with Terminator!
KITTEH BEATS ALL!!!!
No way is this a fail. no WAY.
It has two awesome looking young cats in it and so is therefore *clearly* a massive WIN.
MEOW AWAY!
Notice how they look. Theire pants aaall the way up, and then a belt. Really ugly hair and 80s sunglasses. They grew up to be proud Americans! Except for that kitty-kid, he’s probably gay
Little do people know, that the kid rescued the cats from a burning tree by climbing up there and then jumping from said tree.
Ofcourse, no camera when you need one.
Whatever! Kitties are way harder to hold onto than toy guns…
O_O
You people got it all wrong! The kid with the kitties is wearing camo pants, he’s in the army! He doesn’t need to look tough because everyone knows he IS tough!
Kittes are more dangerous than toy guns, too.
You throw a cat at someone, they’re gonna get a face full of claws.
Can’t say the same thing for toy guns.
Nah, with a toy gun you’ll only get a commotion.
Headlines in 15-20 years: Police determine serial killings committed by three man team
All victims were repeatedly clawed and sprayed with lemon juice.
I think pissing in the eyes of your victims is way cooler. Preferably 1 second before they die. Lemon juice is for sissies.
I never knew looking tough was so…. furry.
those are Portuguese fighting cats though, the most lethal animals known to man!
them pussies will eff you up, old skool!
The kid to the left looks like a serial killer…
Aww. I definitely think this is a win for the kid on the right. Something tells me he’s going to be socially better adjusted than his peers there….
Oh Kitties! So cute!
Definite WIN! They don’t post the kittens names… One is CHUCK and the other is NORRIS!!!! ;o)
Those aren’t just normal kittens, they’re lazercats.
I’d rather be friends with the cat kid.
Little did they know that laser cats will be the weapon of the future…
Yep, those two kids with guns don’t scare me at all, but the cat kid- I wouldn’t want to rub him the wrong way… o.o’
Ak-kittehs
Obviously, the two cats with a personal human camo-commando are going to be the winners of this fight.
Fail? Kitties are way better than guns.
He’s my boyfriend- we’re dating! ^.^
they were gonna shoot the cats! wats wrong with it?
why fail? every evil genius has a cat. just the petty criminal play with guns
So obviously, in this gang, the guy with the kittehs is the brains, and the other fools are the brawns.
the toy guns are the fail. lil’ boy’s gonna kill them kittens, toy guns are toys
the cat was for target practice.. joke.. lol
what is not seen out of the picture is the cat launcher next to camo kid
Kittehs are teh best weapon
He’s not failing… those are laser cats!
WRONG.
The two on the left just fail at being cute.
obviously those are lazor cats
Those kittens are special agents, so yea,it’s correct.
Win!
“They bring a gun, you bring a cat…that’s the Chicago way!”
i would say those pussies wearin the glasses fail, not that guy holdin the pussies. i mean look at the sweet camo pants.
Look out he has got two gats!
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Where is Wolfgangmunzerl 2 ????????????
not a fail…its a total win!
You reckon those trousers could be wedged any higher up their rear end?
The cats look photoshopped in, fake fail!
moose
“It didn’t take Joe Jonas long to figure out he was different to his brothers.”
I think the kid on the right gets a “keeping it real” WIN. Those two fops on the left aren’t exactly getting the job done.
at least he doesn’t have those dorky glasses
In a fight my money is on the kid with the two “ball of claws” spells ready.
This was on Awkward Family Photos first.
Suburban Cat Juggling Scandal – Film at 11:00
careful, those cats are packing C4
expo 86 rip off?
he has two machine gun kitties, thats a win
haha, the kid with the cats looks better than the ones with plastic guns. XP
Ninja Killing Assassin Cats FTW
I don’t know. When the fight starts, they fire their cap guns and he throws a frightened cat in each of their faces. I think he’s got the right idea.
SHOPPED to 100%
someone has to hold the test subjects as the experiment is recorded for posterity.
I don’t know man…those cats- I mean look at ‘em! They’ll tear your freaking eyes out! That classifies as a WMD in some states.
The boy with the most kitties WINS! And the cops won’t accidentally shoot you for pointing a kitten at them. Double win.
Are they supposed to be like the real dorky bad dudes in die hard?
I went trough all the comments, and nobody got it right.
The kid with the kitties is obviously the Evil Mastermind. Everybody knows Evil Masterminds have cats to stroke while they command the taking over the world. And he is twice as evil, since he has two kitties.
The other kids are just minions.
This is a Failblog fail.
not fail! world dominashun kitties way better than fake gun
Lazor Kittens are teh WIN, not teh FAIL!
Hey, the kid on the right is the only one holding real weapons.
You stole that from a comment above…