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“I beardly knew the guy”
I beard you know him now.
He stole my stash.
Its Osama!
why do you people keep making gay little puns off the fact that the guy had a beard?
lol, it’s because they’re all little 5 year olds who dont know when to end a joke.
cuz they all think their dumb jokes are funny.
Uh oh, someone got out the wrong side of the beard this morning.
Win XD
wait
XD>
He stole my stash again.
The blog is mustaching with me today.
stfu
You must talk kindly to someone else, or you may invite heavy trolling to yourself. If you are kind, people will be kind back. So, in your words, stfu until you know how to respect other commenters. That was not to insult you, but rather so that you would understand better, because apparently if I was a jerk you would understand better. No hard feelings.
noone likes you go die irl
I do
^
blow me
pardon, blow me youy useless (untrag.
pardon, blow me you useless (untrag.
Triple post eh? Let us know when you’re ready to take the troll training wheels off so you can post your lameness in one shot next time.
Stfu loler t(-_-t)
Not by the hair on his chinny chin chin!
…or anywhere else for that matter.
He’s just a house of straw man.
He huffed and he puffed.
And she blew the man down!
It’s okay Ms B.
♪ She’s a brick house, she’s mighty mighty and she’s throwin’ the old man out! ♪
best allusion evur <3
Maybe if he had his suit ironed before he came over, it would have left a better impression..
But then he’d be Tony Stark naked!
*ears prick up*
Iron man? Robert Downey Junior?
*dribbles*
Quick! Hide him from Leila or we won’t get a chance at him!
MINE!!!!!
*takes RDjr and hides him*
Damn. Too late.
Leila tanned RDjr?
It’s definitely a hairy situation.
We need to get to the root of the problem.
And try to keep control of those fringe elements.
We don’t want to get locked up by extraneous details.
Fur sure!
But we do want to get a lot of bang for our buck!
The article writing itself is a fail. Subhead says she fought him off with a tape measure, article mentions nothing about it, but does say she… s**t? him in the head. I’d like to see more details about that.
For good measure — the borked line in the second paragraph reads like this in the original article:
They ‘shopped in an S? weird.
…and then the censors removed another letter, adding to the overall confusion. Seriously, what is the point? Any person over the age of six that’s not getting home-schooled knows that s**t = defecation, f**k = copulation, and a** = posterior, etc.
I’m relieved that she neither defecated on his head or blew his brains out though.
‘Cause she’s three times a lady. . .
♪ Knock three times on my face if you want me! ♫
“I’d tape that!”
As a rule?
*bends his straight edge*
I was wondering where the tape measure came into it.
A Weapon of Measured Distraction
An inch in time saves thine.
OMG I KNOW THAT GUY.
Tell Uncle Rhemus we said hi..
Rhemus looks better than that!
Oh wow. Obvious fail there.
Oh fail. Obvious wow there.
Oh obvious. Wow, fail there.
Oh there. Obvious wow fail.
Fail-Oh. Wow they’re obvious
Oh wow. C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOO BREEEAAAKER!
What did she do to him in the head??
… he was tetched in the head …
(for real … the article says he’s schizophrenic, drinks a lot, speaks of UFOs coming down and putting transmitters in your head when you sleep)
he does. it’s creepyyyyyyy (to say the least).
hit him with something lying around – tape measure, it looks like.
I read that as ‘what did she do to him in bed?’. *is sowy*
I think it’s called a Cleveland steamer.
I think it’s called a Cleveland steamer.
The blog is broked again. Someone wack the server.
Eeeeeeeeeeeep!
An echoing googie!
She accidentally his head.
♪I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you
kill mehitmeinthemeadwithatapemeasure. ♫^ The call of the Beck naked.
♪ Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the maniac. . . ♪
That’s Santa Claus on crack.
I really didn’t want to know what Weirdy Beardy does in the off season.
But the more you know…, you know.
Oh Leila. *Squeeze*
If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don’t have any problems, come and see me anyway and we’ll celebrate your lack of problems.
Not very funny…totally ruined by the censorship =/
Down with censorship!
Up with nonsense … or ships!!
Suddenly, everything is ship shape.
A rising tide lifts all sh██s.
*sinks fuzz’s ships*
I will not make a loose lipped comment.
* LIES!! … on the bottom … of Leila *
The captain always goes down with the ship.
*Is sorry*
aka censorsh**.
(yes, i have played all the games I am referencing)
I dont understand what the word is suppossed to be since the censored it….
um i dont either
it is “hit”…. just like, why would they underline and emphasize it if its not even a dirty word…and its censored? too much confusion for this one to be funny
the true fail here is posting this on failblog
lol failblogtrolls ftw
Anyone notice the unnecessary censorship (which now seems like a shop altogether?)
Only 1 letter based on the font is censcored so no way is that word s**t.
Actually, there’s “no way” that it’s only one letter. The censor block is wider than any vowel could be on its own, so there must be some thin letter in there, too, such as “i” or “l”.
Wait wait. I don’t get it. S**t doesn’t make grammatical sense. “She told police that she s**t her neighbor in the head?” I mean, “shot her neighbor in the head” or “s**t on her neighbor’s head” would make sense. Plus, a newspaper wouldn’t say s**t, they would say defecate. Help me understand!
The real story says HIT not S**T! Also, she HIT her neighbor in the head 3 times with the tape measure, that is where it comes in to play.
http://www.kmbc.com/r/24928715/detail.html
Tucker is a p.o.s.
Not everything has to be a Win or Fail, sometimes s**t just happens
http://www.kmbc.com/news/24928715/detail.html?source=htv
Now we know where Castro is for real!!!
As much as i like the pic of the old dude, i kinda really want to see a pic of the woman that dragged him by the beard. hoss?
useless
would have been better if you hadn’t covered up the apparently naughty word
so were the missing letters “hi” or “lu”?
Lol I live in the KC metro ._.
She spit him in the face? Its a win, human bacteria in eyes… ewwww…
not sure why they photoshopped the text in this article. It says she hit him 3 times with a tape measure for anyone who’s wondering
W….T….F… O.O;
Poor Gandalf. Time hasn’t been kind to him. He should have stayed in the shire.
I’m not entirely sure that i know what it is she did to his head considering that the word is covered up. Seriously what does it say? Slit? Shot? What?
why do you people just keep making gay little puns off the fact that the guy had a beard?
It’s win for women =] and fail for naked dude
, so both. 
I think it’s a superposition of win/fail states that may be resolved by asking what really happened.
this has no place in failblog
Now come on, how could this even be a fail? Who wouldn’t want to see this guy in his birthday suit? haha
WOW this is fake failblog hahaha heres the real story:
http://www.kmbc.com/r/24928715/detail.html
The most terrible thing is when u do your #2 and you find there is no toilet paper left, and the worse thing is you forgot to pay the water bill…. That was what happened to me when I ate 2 much sxxx food at my birthday… So I think well I will just, you know.. I almost got it when I heard a woman screaming. “oh oh, let me explai… AWW OUCH! NOT MY BEARD! Just calm down let me ex…. OUch!(1) Ouch!(2) Ouch!!(3) THAT DOES IT! IM LEAVING!”