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Hahahaha omg
Headshot.
That shit was all like “POW! Right in the kisser!”
how do your words not get moderated?
BEST EVER SEEN XD
I SAW THIS ON TV LIKE LAST YEAR!!
It wasnt last year dumbass, it was last month. Its the newest season of
well he did say ‘like’ so he could have only been giving you a rough comparrison of different passages of time.
It’s all relative
WIN
Not the speed of light.
that catapult turned on her like THAT!
the lady in the video said the same thing
… that watermelon hit me like … last year
WIIIN
ha ha nice (dumb ass……..)
Family guy reference?
“The HoneyMooners” reference.
Although Family Guy did reference them in one episode.
So he could be referencing a reference. Very meta.
Sniper! Get to that Choppah!!!
hahahahaha jokes
family guy got that from an old tv show called the honeymooners.
read da name
well played
Agreed
KATZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Killing Spree
BOOM HEADSHOT
Worth 100 pts?
=))
LOL BOOBS
Yeah. Nice melons!
On her face?
BOOM HEADSHOT
no one likes perverts.
I will have to disagree with that. I have found a surprising number of women who love a skillful pervert.
Well, not surprising to me, but I’m sure the number would be surprising to you.
Hahaha nazi
wow, uncomfortable comment fail…
No.. This is an uncomfortable comment win! A comfortable comment fail.
The only pervert here is you, for perverting the definition of pervert to “someone liking boobs”, perhaps the most natural behavior humanly possible, and a major reason we as humans haven’t died out yet.
Although I think humans like you should continue that behavior (and not be a hypocrite, as you very likely are), so they will die out asap.
I couldn’t agree more…….
Pervert: A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.
If looking at boobs is unacceptable, then file me under pervert. I’m sure most of the people here would agree that boobs are awesome.
I just saw this on MSNBC. They trimmed the video so you couldn’t see the watermelon hit her face, though. Which is a fail to me, because you know Tosh will show the whole vid unedited, and be applauded for it.
this is so good
you f**king idiot,go suck your moms boobs you idiot
At least her shattered face smells fruity.
one word. PWNED
one word. TYPO
one word. IDIOT
one word. LOL
LOL is three words you stupid moron, god I hate you.
3 letters, one word. GG.
its 3 words, LOL = Laughing Out Loud
thats 3 words dumbass..
thats 3 words dumbass…
You posted that twice, dumbass. (Pointing out the obvious..)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahhahahahahahahhahaa
3 thumbs up
OMFG!, is she ok?
Cencor that
BOOM HEADSHOT
I like the part where the watermelon hits her in the face!
Wheeeee – *splat*
just like that
pulled an ak-47 out from under his hat
The world needs to know – Someone call Shat
to blow her away with a rat-a-tat-tat?
It’s a Splat-a-splash-splash!
Pfft, Kids these days.
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
It’s only 4 c’s…
Use the apostrophe correctly or don’t us it at al.
how did he not use it correctly?
Gramarnazi isn’t a spellingnazi…
but he ran out of bullets and ran away?
because optimus prime came to save the day!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!
Of ultimate destiny!
Good guys
Bad guys
And exploooooooosions.
NO. JUST NO DAMMIT
oh godzilla was jumping around
tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive i wonder who it’ll be? this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime.
We are sooooo mixed up
ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny reference lol
THAT WAS MY MOM! She died from complications resulting from this! Stop laughing!
that’s not a mom, it’s a daughter.
and an ugly and stupid 1
epic tag team comments up there ^
What complications? Melonoma ?
Win! hahaha….melonoma….hehahaha
i reckon she died after becoming depressed and meloncholy…
You my friend…have just won an internet for that comment.
hahah win. meloncholy…
fk me thats funny.
Both Peterr and whaaayyy… deserve awards!
that my friend was a hilarious comment!
hahahahahahaha
melonoma: melon (what she got in the face), and nom (eating sounds)
Your mom was a watermelon?
No, someone told it that it had the braaaaiiiinnnzzzzz of a watermelon and it figured that must have meant its mother was one.
i think his mom was in the knight armor…… did she died??
acient mom :O
lol
rofl i think soo
yes I was wondering what happened to her because this could not have ended well for her. I was absolutely horrified by what I saw.
I agree. This is horrible and not funny.
I disagree. This is funny and not horrible.
i disagree more. its horribly funny
Win!
I disagree. Fail!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!!!111!!!111oneone!!!11!!!11!!
THUMBS UP
Screw you. You’re either a sadist or a moron.
Dude, it was horrible what happened to her, but it was also hilarious. Sure, I feel bad for her having it happen, but damn if I didn’t get more than a few chuckles out of this.
I also disagree. This is horrible AND funny
I agree, too. Why are most of you that sadistic?
Nothing happened, she just had a headache afterward… it’s from the next season of The Amazing Race or whatever… there’s a longer clip “out there” somewhere where she just sits there dazed and her head hurts.
Idk man, I think I’ll take concussion for 500 alex
why ruin a good joke with some crap like this. thats a horrible thing to say unless its true. freakin idiots i swear.
Lol yo mom is dead now.
Can’t help but laugh at a major fail, maybe if she wasn’t such a fail we wouldn’t be laughing.
If this is truly the scene of your mother’s death, why the hell are you watching it?
fourth
wait, this was the fourth comment? theres more than 100 replys above it lol
All the planning just proved to be fruitless.
Don’t mock this seedless violence.
Women like it when they get it on there face (mmm)
*their.
That is not a complete sentence, and it does not need a period.
The comma in your sentence is completely unnecessary. The word “and” suffices as a conjunction without the need of a comma.
Incorrect, a coordinating conjunction like “and” is always preceded by a comma when it separates two independent clauses.
Santa and Mrs. Claus are separated? Why does no one tell me these things?!
WIN for Mitaka!
EPIC WIN!
Grammatical WIN!
Why does Mrs. Claus never have a first name?
It’s a stage name. She’s a persona, not a real person, much like Prince of Cher or Bush.
Prince of Cher was so much better than Prince of Persia.
They divorced like billions of years ago. Mrs. Claus took all the deer too and invented venison. That’s why Santa doesn’t deliver presents anymore. But he’s real all right. He got tracked down soon after the divorce for robbing houses to get money. Then Mrs. Claus starved to death, and Santa is still alive and is in Federal Prison (yeah, he robbed that many houses), but he’s not ever coming out of there. Sorry to give that much bad news, but that’s just what happened.
thanks for ruining it.
That would be ‘Ms. Claus.’
There is no period after ‘Ms’.
*(unless ‘Ms’ is the last word in a sentence)
Grammar Nazi.
Not if both clauses have the same subject.
WIN
are u named after that south african WOrld cup noisemaker thingy?
Gramar Nazi’s are hurribul. Your the gratest probelm of teh intwernetz
u guys need 2 tak uh tAMpon. arguiNG onteh intERnet is LIKe BeINg iN tEh SPecial OLyMiCs. EIther, ur RUH-tArdEd!!!!
My cop-out here is that I used common correction notation. The rest of the sentence was implicit! Like in the full and complete sentence, “Yes.”
Anyway, diction errors trump punctuation errors!
I don’t know if she’ll be permanently red-faced with embarrassment or… well… you know.
This one is melon it’s way to becoming a classic!
they might need to bring the pearamedics
i dissagree. there was fruit involved
So, was Ghalleger(sp?) involved in this?
Since you’re online for posting, a 2s google search would give the correct spelling.
or a 2 second sammich searh.
Do yourself a favor and finish elementary school before posting again. I’m embarrassed for you right now.
nom nom nom sammich!
Lolers must have good Grammar and spelling. You are thus being stripped of your name. Now go, 27, and pass 3rd grade, then come back. If you don’t meet the requirements, you will never be a loler. You make even a loler cry.
it would be “You make even AN loler cry.” Mayhaps you should go back to third grade?
“You make even a loler cry” works if you if you pronounce loler like loller rather than ell-oh-ell-er.
lol..you tried to correct him and you spelled “grammar” wrong. BAKA! and you failed at correcting him. Double Fail.
Unless he’s actually Kelsey Grammer…
Well said.
BABY LICKERS
So, tell me why you are all going on about spelling and grammer (which i’m crap at, lol) and not taking the piss out of the unfortunate girl shooting herself in the face with a large fruit? =D
Looks like the Zapruder film.
O ouch!!! That sucked!
HOLY CRAP! That looked painful!
That’s what I thought. Melons have a decent bit of weight to them and it looked like it was traveling quite fast. They’re usually not really that soft, either. Even though it broke up, a good deal of force would still have been delivered directly to her face.
I would not have liked that to have been me.
Yeah, they break up like that when they hit concrete too. It doesn’t mean they’re soft.
Have you ever got a watermelon in the face?
Even without super slingshot, it’s painfull.
I’d imagine it would be.
pineapples hurt more dumb monkeys
How would you know this!?
Just imagine what it’s gonna be like when we manage to get women in frontline combat!
Holy Backfire, Batman!
Reference Win
Crap. That wasn’t even funny. All I could think of was ‘how many bones are broken in her face’?
If you see the full video, she took it pretty well. No crying, though she commented that she had a headache and her face was pretty numb.
Crazy enough, the instructor told her she had to finish. Guess concussions were out of the question.
Are you s**tting me?!! That woman should’ve stayed right where she was until the EMTs got there! Facial fractures aren’t always immediately obvious. *shudder*
Yeah, could have had blood or something leaking into the skull and causing pressure on the brain, which kills. Like there was that girl who died the next morning after she had a skiing accident but seemed to be fine. Any head injuries should be taken to a hospital for an X-ray.
That wasn’t just any girl, that was Natasha Richardson a famous actress who was married to the even more famous Liam Neeson. And yeah, head injuries are serious
“wasn’t just any girl”..uum…so it matters more cuz it was an actress?
I freaked out for a moment, too, since I’ve heard that watermelons require the same amount of pressure to crush as human skulls. Guess it wasn’t the case here.
Yeah that’s not true at all. It would hurt like all hell though.
how about you supply the link for the full video?
… How about you take a couple seconds and use THE INTERNET to find it yourself?
your comment is proof that the internet helps those socially inept people out there.
As there are only two bones in her face (Skull and Jaw) she could have a maximum of 2 broken bones.
There are 14 facial bones*, added to this is the cranial frontal bone for 15 possible fractured bones not including possible vertebral damage or damage to the back of the skull from hitting the ground.
* Facial bones
2 x Inferior Nasal Conchae
2 x Lacrimal Bones
1 x Mandible
2 x Maxillae (pl.); Maxilla (sing.)
2 x Nasal Bones
2 x Palatine Bones
1 x Vomer
2 x Zygomatic Bones
Anatomy Lesson Overkill WIN
It is quite useful knowledge, standing face to face with someone and telling them that there are fifteen bones in their body that you can break without taking your hands out of your pockets is helpful in many social situations.
In her case there are way more than 15 bones!
Yes, but within a few months of birth, all but the mandible fuse together, resulting in one large bone. So Phlogiston is correct.
ANATOMY WIN!! =)
OMG Mrs. Viviana, my Natural Science techer, is that you?! What are you doing in the Top 10 FAILS? The world is becoming really odd… But I think you crapped out laughing!
ROFL…dumbass.
there arent many bones to break in your face
did you not freakin’ read david’s freakin’ comment.
you sir are a fail.
As a teaser for the upcoming season premiere on September 29th, CBS shared this clip of what appears to be a Roadblock challenge. After Claire launches watermelon after watermelon at the target, she concentrates and aims for another shot while lying down on her back. As she lets go, the watermelon gets trapped in the loading band and swings back, launching the watermelon back at her face in an explosion of red. Luckily, that red was the fruit.
Claire immediately says she has one of the worst headaches in her life – surprisingly, she looks fine otherwise. Brooke Roberts, her partner in the race, tells her: “You have to finish!” Roadblock challenges in the competition allow only one of the two-person teams to complete, and they may not switch at any time. So can Claire finish the challenge? You will have to tune in September 29th on CBS.
I believe she said: “Don’t be so melondramatic, you have to finish!”
with all the cases of this happening (such as the mythbusters immigrant catapult throwing a bowling ball back at them) people would stop doing it.
don’t you mean “you would think people would stop doing it.” ?
now that was genius
Did she died?!
no but ur braindead a long time ago
Look who is talking. No capitalization, no punctuation and no ability to spell simple 3rd grade words like “your”. With people like you in the world, what is a zombie like me supposed to eat?
*lurches off mumbling something about fertilizer*
Disclaimer- the company that I work for sells a MUCH higher quality of fertilizer than that.
I think you mean “you’re”.
Meaning no disrespect ZombieApocalypse, but Umm *is* correct.
However, that doesn’t change the fact that IMPREZ comes across as a gibbering, drooling, idiot!
Actually, he was right:
“no but ur braindead a long time ago”
It would be “your”, not “you’re”
You wouldn’t say:
“No, but you’re (you are) brain died a long time ago”
From the writers of: All your base are belong to us!
Haha .. actually, I think he needed to say “you were” in which case there is no correct abbreviation that I’m aware of
Saying “your” or “you are” in that sentence is just wrong.
Nice catch, jarf. You are exactly right!
The word you’re looking for is contraction. There is no correct contraction that I’m aware of.
But yes you’re correct. There is no contraction for you were, unless of course you are from the south, then everything becomes a contraction.
Itellyouwutemma.
Actually, ur would have been your as in “Is that your pencil?”.
So, it should say: No, but YOUR brain died a long time ago.
And, @Suckstobeyou should have said “Did she DIE?!”.
But he said “ur brainDEAD” So “your braindead” doesn’t make sense but “you are/you’re braindead” does.
However as Jarf said, the past tense means that it should be “you were braindead” which has no abbreviation.
However, he said “ur braindead a long time ago” Which would be “You were braindead a long time ago”. The sentence was past tense, so the first half of your post was irrelevant.
Actually, he wasn’t.
Remind me again as to why this is about the 5th grammar/spelling argument? P.S. You guys forgot to mention the comma after “no” and period after “ago.” P.P.S. Oh great now these guys have dragged me into this.
No disrespect taken, I’m brain dead and not expected to get things like this right. My true failing was in trying to make such a simple correction to such a total disaster.
I thought people come here to have a laugh, not to correct each others grammar.
Actually, if you consider the unlikeliness that he was implying that said individual was brain dead a long time ago but no longer is and consider instead that he meant he became brain dead a long time ago, then the sentence should read “No, but you became brain dead a long time ago.”
Don’t you say “third” instead of 3rd in a correct english sentence?
Whichever form is correct, you also just used the incorrect form in your sentence.
*English (capital E)
you are a fail because you hace to spell 3rd out in a correct sectence.
*cough* dumbass *cough*
You mean “you’re”…
how dare u correct me fool..? ull be punished in hell 4 this!
*is not remotely imprezed*
*is RIGLMAO*
Rolling In the Grave?
I hope you’re a troll. If not, this is depressing for all mankind.
Yes, and how old are you, 10? 11?
it’s time for you to learn some grammar.
Ahem,
“How dare you correct me, fool?
you will be punished in hell for this!”
I believe that is how you properly write a sentence.
lol att all this grammar nazing
at*
I prefer Grammar NSDAPing
Watermelon Über Alles!
Hey look, failblogs got a new douchebag!
*applause for ZombieApocalypse*
I think maybe mr.zombie has no friends in real life…
He’s not a new douchebag!
He’s been here quite a while
Thank you.
Wait a second …
I still ♥ you ZA!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*checks his plastic tarp dispenser*
*
safety**finds it is still quite full*
Hey look, failblogs got a new hypocrite!
*applause for Naughty0*
right back at ya
Hey third grade graduate, it’s you’re, not your.
Please kill yourself.
OMG! LOL
Oof, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. Shoulda given her a helmet. Maybe a metal knight’s helmet just to keep the theme going.
Win. Everybody behind the magic Lexan!
I always wondered what’d happen if a piece of shrapnel or bullet or something actually hit that stuff
They test that in an early episode… Even pistols penetrate it easily. And so did the chicken cannon in another episode, though no one seemed to notice at the time.
Lexan is, they point out, only actually “bullet proof” if stacked in layers in a specific way.
Is that when its stacked out of the way of bullets?
WIN!
Maybe they were meant to wear these armors instead of using them as targets.
good lord o_0
I just hope she didn’t get any watermelon seeds up in her sinuses. That’s a horrific urban legend I really don’t want to read about.
Thats what I call a missfire
Now let’s hope she didn’t roll a 1, and died.
LOL… that comment was EPIC.
I think that would classify as a 4-6, this shot has no effect.
(As she was forced to continue shooting, according to other posters =P )
Это реальный пиздец.
yes yes it is
Я удивлен, что лицо ее не взорвется!
Right in the face!
Ouch…Boss is watermelon
Its look like very painful!!!
That’s what happens when you let them go out the kitchen.
win.
^lame trolls are lame^
Ummm… Yeah… That’s kinda sexist. You really need to stop. You are not worthy to be a loler.
*Strips him of his name*
Trolls are not permitted.
haha, wow, really? that’s sexist?! i didn’t know!
I bet a man built the slingshot.
Just goes to show: Where a man do anything right in the kitchen, the woman can’t operate anything correctly that a man makes.
Watermelons hate white people…
That’s a lie! I have half of one in my fridge right now and we get along quite well thank you. So shut up Junior.
Was there a messy divorce so you only got half?
aim win
thats what women get when they step outside the kitchen
Excuse me, but that is quite sexist and offending.
Can men give birth? I think that would be QUITE painful.
You should read your comment again.
you know whats even worse, i was pouring a drink while watching and got some root beer on my keyboard
Be glad you weren’t drinking it instead. Many monitors have met their demise on this site due to others thinking they can drink and Failblog at the same time.
If you use ‘failblog’ as a verb then you must write it with a lowercase F.
If you type a conditional sentence using a conjunction, then you must add a comma just prior to the conjunction.
If you type a conditional sentence without a conjunction no comma is needed.
BOOM HEADSHOT!
i approve all boom headshot comments-___-
Holy Moly! For a second there, I didn’t realise the melon had come back on her. I thought her whole damn head had exploded!
I knew it had come back at her, but the angle of her body made it look like her head asploded. Watermelon chunks and flesh look very similar from a distance.
Taste similar too.
HAMMY!!!!!!
*SQUEEZE!!!!*
AVIS!
*RECIPROCATION*
what kind of a screen name is that?
not teasing – i’m seriously curious…
She worships the great underground gods.
Her plan Backfired..
…literally.
Capt. Obvious ruining the pun…
I have been shown who is the boss!
she’s dying for a piece of watermelon….
SHOW THE FU(KING AFTERMATH.
Video editing and uploading fail!
saw the “aftermath” on another video but I am not convinced because she said “I can’t see straight” which indicates to me she had at least trauma to her eyes. This woman should have been rushed to the hospital for xrays and the works to make sure she’s ok
The Watermelon seemed to have liquidated on contact with her face.
Maybe she is Chuck Norris in disguise.
It sold all of it’s assets? What kind of assets could a watermelon have?
Epic win.
*liquified
shouldn’t the italics be on the the “watermelon” rather then the “have” as emphasis is placed on the “water melon” ?
Or Stalin doesn’t like watermelons
It was filmed in 2010 at Eastnor castle in the UK for a U.S game show.She was “out of action” for a few minutes.Though none of the film crew or actors there could help her due to fear of being sued,until the “offical” filmwork medics got to her.Thats the problem with you yanks,everyone is scared to help you incase you sue :S
And yes,thats true.I was on location at the time
Then they’re idiots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law
So why didn’t YOU help her?
What show? Amazing Race?
Apparently.
NEDM, watermelon, NEDM.
I bet it tastes like pain.
You betcha.
IN DA FAAAAAACCEEE
SNAP!
I liked the part with the watermelon!
she deserved it, trowing watermellons like that, when they are so tasty
Like a JFK !
Back and to the right. Back and to the right. Back and to t~erm hmm. That went straight back. Who handed me the wrong script?
You got that wrong,its – back and to the left
That’s what “they” would have you believe.
In Soviet Russia…
… catapults launch at their shooters.
melon shoot you
…watermelon launches you!
melon owns you . .
BOOM! Headshot!
lol, looks like her head splattered.
in soviet russia, watermelon eats YOU!
Please start your sentences with a capitol letter.
*capital
***sigh***
Within the border of of the United Soviet Socialist Republic, the watermelons consume you. Are you content now, grammar endorsing National Socialist Worker’s Party of Germany member?
A capitol letter eh?
Would that be D or C?
She needs a Web Redemption with Daniel Tosh..
She’ll need to get checked for melinoma
You mean melonoma, I guess.
watermelon:1 pwned lady:-2
Hilarious
Mc backfire
What was she thinking attempting a stunt like that?
I don’t know. I suppose you could say she was. . . out of her gourd.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Watermelons are not gourds, and are only loosely considered melons as they are not part of the genus “Cucumis”.
A proper pun on the internet doesn’t need the ellipses (three periods) to indicate a pause either as the general reader automatically adds the pause when their brain realizes that they’re reading a pun.
Nice attempt, failed execution.
Can’t just shoot potatoes at the Vicar, like we used to?
The vicar liked it too much.
What goes around, comes around…
… and what comes round as a melon, goes flat as a splat.
Meloncholy
The slings and melons of outrageous fortune.
When i saw the title and her bent over in the pause screen like that, I knew someone was taking a watermelon to the face
LMAO!!!! xD This Fail is a total Win
Watermelon wins… Fatality!
head shot BE@$%CH!
Slingshot used Watermelon! It’s Super Effective!
Slut uses Watermelonen! Slingshot uses REFLECTION! Slut’s Watermelon is reflected! It’s super effective!
OH MY GAAAAAAWDD!! that was my watermeeelon.. I want it back!!!
Not that funny just painful.
That was so epic with the dramatic music and all…hahahaha
So … umm … rule 34 …?
ht tp://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/392668/
it forgot rule #2 double tap
This is why plants versus zombies is not feasible
Gommu gommu bazooka!
In Soviet Russia watermelon launch you!
Just FYI there’s another video where you see her afterwards and she’s fine exept for a terrible headache. Also that blonde chick then tells her that she has to continue with the task because the show’s not called “The Amazing Race” for nothing. lol
Clearly a watermelon gun would have been better suited to this task….
Wow. That HAD to hurt.
I nominate this video fail of the year.
That was THE funniest thing I have seen this year.
Nice shot!
watermelon-ality…. I want to see her reaction afterwards
LOL!!! you have to finish!!!!!!
h t t p:/ / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucuywyp_RmI
FALCON PUNCH
I chuckled a bit.
Absolutely no relevance to the video but still funny.
beep beep
That was awesome.
Watermelon win
The knights pwned her !
fake, funny fake.
… wow, ignorance is bliss huh?
I guess this is just an example why warfare is left to the men.
WATERMELON HEADSHOT !!!!!!!
The watermelon is hard on the outside but soft and squishy on the inside, so I’m actually quite interested in how she turned out to be.
It’s a one in a melon chance that this could have happened!
Water mean? I think it hit pretty accurate.^^
Did he died?
You know what? All your comments are way out funnier than this video (wich is looking much too painful for me to be really funny). You make my day! Thanks for the laught!
did a fruit just turn her into a vegetable?
…. Oh! I totally got that. :O
@EmoJ: Total Win comment!
omfg pwned
omg that was amazing! Wish I could have seen her face after!
Look for watermelon headshot on youtube
After seeing this video, half of the things I used to consider funny doesn’t even seem to be slightly entertaining anymore.
I agree, i can’t stop watching it
So that’s the meaning of “in your face!”.
in ya face – ding dong
ZOMG HER HED ASPLODE
ok, two things.
Number one; Learn some grammar please.
Let me rewrite that comment for you.
“Oh my god, her head exploded!”
And that brings me to number two.
Her head did not explode, that was the inside of the melon itself.
The red liquid that you can see in the slowmo is not the Watermelon juice, but her smashed brain.
That’s what happens when you leave the kitchen.
Oh my god i don’t know if get angry or laugh ….. meanwile im sooo laughing XD
I’m kinda wondering if men will ever realize that they are getting kinda repetitive and annoying with the kitchen and sandwich talk. Then again, hoping that men would realize something easily and without a hint as obvious as a train about to run you down is probably too vain.
BOOM HEADSHOT
no pun needed here, one of the best fails i have seen on fail blog and i have seen allot!
omg, this is the funiest thing i have seen for a while here in failblog
i loughed for hours xD
That had to be pretty painfull. 1Litre water = 1Kilo gram O_o
Melon Launch detected!
no you stupid ghost, not on yourself XD
LOOOOOL
epic
rofl. Melon Victory.
R Lee Ermey is planning her revenge.
Definitely Tosh.0 Web Redemption status.
In Soviet Russia watermelon eat you!
In Soviet Russia they can’t afford watermelon.
ZING!
Requiring a 30 second commercial to view a 31 second video. FAIL.
Agreed.
Watermelon WIN!
omg did she died?
It almost looks like the watermelon blew her head off.
That was epic! xD
Almost 6000 votes, I wonder what’s the record in failblog?
HEADSHOT! +50
BOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT
Tasty!
In Soviet Russia Water melons are shot on YOU !
….
but
…
in the Netherlands reversal… you shot yourself the water melon and don’t need Soviet Russia
OMG was that watermelon or brains and skulls remains???
That rhymed!
That’s not a watermelon, that’s a commercial. EPIC FAIL
Oh yay, we’re back to forced ads before videos! I just quick watching videos here. I really hope the cheeseburger network does not buy Reddit and ruin it by plastering ads everywhere. Like day and night how each site handles advertising….F the greedy cheeseburger sites.
11K shares??? Now that’s EPIC!
i almost fall from my chair after the watermelon headshot!!
watermelon WIN!!!
women = ultimate fail
Wicked! Now that is a truly excellent FAIL. Anyone know what episode of the “Amazing Race” this will appear on?
I don’t watch the show, but I’ll watch THIS episode!
And the point of shooting watermelons is what exactly?
chuck norris has got to be involved with this. cant be
Chuck Norris IS the watermelon. Except he is so awesome he ressurected himself and is now safe at home in his own body. Yeah.
Now you see why the say Black people like watermelons…because they don’t try to kill us…lol. And PLEASE PLEASE Avoid any racism..cuz I’m black..just trying to make a joke.
Selfown WIN
In soiviet Rusia …. watermelons eats you! at least they try
SMACK!
lolwutermelon?
Did She die?
Watermelon: “Praise Allah!!”
BOOM headshot.
I heard about the melon (boob) punch, but didn´t ever think of it this way! O_o
POW right in the kisser!
In soviet russia, melons shoot you!
Plants vs. Zombies, anyone?
In Soviet Russia you don’t shoot watermelons. Watermelons will shoot you!
payback time
The Best video i have ever seen!
thank you for this, made my day!
In the face!!!!
jaja poor lady she’s just needing a new nose, mouth, ear, hair, eyes ,so who wouldl ike to donate his own butt chick for surgery?:P
CLICK CLICK BOOOM
That had to hurt.
At least her shattered face smells fruity!
perfect. this is exactly what i want to see on the internet. i support this.
LOLFAIL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
hahahahaha
lady got owned by a watermelon!!!
lol!!!
OMG! Seriously how did her face not get shattered, or at least her nose?!
That is pretty funny, though. But OMG owwww….
Its like JFK all over again but to the face!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Bonk!
BOOM headshot!
My friend’s older brother was on this show. Jonathan and Connor? Yup. That’s Jonathan. They gave them aspirin…who wouldn’t want some after a blow like that?!
Now voted the #1 Fail moment of 2010. =D And I missed the vid. on here, but saw the show where it first appeared. After it turned out she was all right, I recall having a good laugh afterwards when they replayed it.
Please pass the egg salad
Reggel Freggel
Ahhhhh SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
FAP!
OMGZ!!! Dat ting almost blue herz freeeackin heaud of1!!!!
Boom!
Headshot!
R.I.P.
Haha I can’t believe that we have such an awesome video with so much going on and half of the comments are grammar Nazi’s and people who can’t spell correctly… Damn you Internet! Damn you!
Where did you get that wasn’t it on some tv show or something
EPIC SOUND FTW LOL
Ouchhhhh!! Poor lady!!!
Iss Shee Alivee???
That’s gonna hurt in the mornin’…
HEAD SHOT NO SCOPE! It looked like her head exploded XD haha
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I wonder if she got any seeds stuck in her teeth.
For those asking… not only did she live… but that video was taken from the first leg of the latest Amazing Race. And she and her teammate got a very close second place in the race, winning 100,000 US Dollars
i think she got a hitmarker..
Amazing disgrace…
I do NOT consider this funny at ALL. She probably broke her neck and was seriously injured. NOT okay.
actually, if you took the time to look it up, she wasn’t even injured.
so it is funny.
actually, if you took the time to look it up, she wasn’t even injured.
so it is funny.
head shot, fatality
i got to Lt. cornal and now this happens *sucess baby/child meme banks up*
The epic part of this video isn’t even shown here.
After she got the melon in the face, obviously having a concussion, the blonde woman made her continue shooting at the damn knight.
What is this xP
typical blond. gag me with a mellon
ummm melon
DAT’S NAWT FUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so fail it ain’t funny.
Melon = WIN
Girl = FAIL
WTF is this for?
Hay jueputa!!
The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
If you watch closely you can see a second watermelon in the grassy knoll.
I m thinking the knight was a Jedi
is this from biggest loser?
is she alive?
LOL
omg did she die? is she mental now?
i can’t stop to see this XD Hahahahahahaahahaha
- the watermelon showed her who the boss is
LOL
If she had fainted I would’ve went raping her.
that’s claire from amazing race!!! poor her..
They should’ve shown her face afterwards. That was… hard. It hurts thinking about it.
I feel so bad for laughing my ass off at this…
FIRST BLOOD!
watermelons do take their revenge when u randomly throw em around!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HEADSHAWWWWWWWWWWWWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THE WATER MELON OK?!
in the face! IN THA FACE!!!!!- Hangover reference
Ouch!
Man Vs. Food Food WINS
What bothers me is they claim she was ok, not even a briuse, but how can that be? If you look at the slow motion, you clearly see blood splattering from her head. How can anyone be hit with a heavy rubber band at high velosity and not have any type of injury?
Now The Amazing Race has jumped the shark for me. Yet another so-called reality show that is nothing but staged garbage.
Thats no blood its the watermelon which came back and hit her in the face.
TEAMKILLER!!!!!
vaguely reminiscent of the Zapruder film from ’63
i wonder if she saw it coming and if so, what went through her mind
So, Its the Melon.
I crave cheese… got any cheese-slinging-jedi-knights shots?
I got nobcheese ?
FACEPLANT
THE MELON DID DIE !
Ouch! Someone’s going to need complete facial reconstruction surgery….or at least a new nose.
BOOOOOM HEADSHOT BIAATCH!!!! FAYUL————> that is RWJ’s new thing…. that is not his new thing
I saw this in amazing race. I wonder how hard is her face.
The Watermelon: Who’s ya daddy?
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agree with bekbob.
ahhaha she was like show the knight whos boss then the other girl gets all angry and slings the pumpkin in the air and then it comes back and hits her face ahahah
hahahaha BOOM HEADSHOT !!
my hands are shaking im still going BOOM HEAD SHOT BOOM HEAD SHOT \
ToTALLy the Scenario
wow This must hurt
LIKE A BOSS!!!
Looks like her head exploded :3
I saw this on amazing race, thats gotta hurt D:
Is the melon ok?
Eat your heart out Gallagher!
omg did she die?
Definitely a fail. This one’s good
that was a fail in itself
HACHACHA
watch it for 5 times…and its still funny
Stupid comption but the clip was funny
XD Looks like this girl isn’t gonna give me blowjobs enymore
BOOM HEADSHOT BIATCH!!!!! 50+
Fail!! but I dont think it was the best of the year.
Now if we could get Justin Bieber to do the same thing with a watermelon, we could get rid of the world’s worst singer!
you got melon on ur face u big disgrace
are you sure that isnt the melon that she chucked ealier and the knight chucked it back
that looked like it hurt just a little bit!! :0 OUCHH!!!!
she was killed from the watermelon
She is still alive?
nive video!
Watermelon wins… FRUITALITY
Did she Die?!
ZOMGROFL
owned!
FACIAL!!!! TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP!
BOOM!!! headshot!!!!!
BOOM!!! CRANIAL DAMAGE!!!
HEADSHOT!
Didn’t see that one coming did ya?
Classic
In soviet russia , watermelons launch you with knight’s at catapults
Aight, in your face!!
this is the funnniest thing that i have seen and for this person you are an idoit
Dome Check!
im pretty sure that hurt pretty bad
i fell that hit on my mouth!!!! probably she will never ever wants to see a watermelon again
Wonder what her face looked like after that. Dayum!
Holy crap, almost every one of these comments is a fail in itself. There has been more arguing about grammar, spelling, and punctuation than actual comments on the fail, most of the people who corrected other people’s comments had at least five errors in theirs, and I can only think of one or two comments that were actually not completely idiotic.
hahaha boooooom