A fortune from dinner at the Chinese buffet last night
Submitted by: Mike
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Story of my life!
I wish it made more cents.
Did he dime?
The fortune’s kind of looney.
Well, don’t pound it into the ground.
Euro-l being very silly.
I dub-loons of you all
There’s too much violence here anyway, to be franc.
I yen for peace of, um, ate.
i would shred such a fortune to pesos..
I’m Shilling to bet you would
I guess I should get the buffet next time.
*Gets buffet next time*
*Reads the fortune cookie*
It says: You are about to get $8.95 richer ($6.95 if you had the buffet).
Curse you Chinese restauraunt!
or at least a quarter of it.
meh
omg ive getten a cookie like that before!
*nods*
That cookie is near where I live. I drive past it every day.
Oh my gosh my friend posted this cookie! Oh that friend of mine…he’s so friendy.
Drive past that cookie?
That sounds fun.
Not so much as you’d think. When it’s really windy out, the fortune flaps all around.
I new a gal … she wasn’t much fun … miss fortune …
… i new it … but i got bettah ..
omg did you really getten it?
inb4 “in bed”
early to embed, early to rice
Is that with or without tax?
It must be pre-tax, in NS the post-tax would be elebenty bazillion dollars.
I’ve always said she’s very dear!
precious, even
The funny thing is that I’m quite the low-maintenance kitteh.
*squeeze*
*purr*
*grrrr*
Let me open another cookie.
That’s the way it crumbles
I am the master of my destiny!
*sneaks out emergency exit*
*Robs him of his wallet, which happens to have $11.83 in it, but $2.95 falls out and $2.88 of it gets picked up by Eric.*
You were warned. I make fortunes come true. Well, I’m non-profit, so, who wants it?
molest cats for electricity!
llol
Still a fail. If this was a good fortune cookie, it would know whether you had the buffet.
bad fortune is poor taste
*spits out fortune cookie*
You’re right. This thing tastes horrible.
Oh, never mind. I was eating the paper.
Apparently, they’re not counting the cost of the TUMS you’ll need after the buffet.
OMGMSG!!lllcookiesmonstrous111!!
Apparently, they’re not counting the cost of the TUMS you’ll need after the buffet.
nice!
Love it.
This is just to funny! I actually had a fortune cookie today and this made me laugh like a mad man… =)
FAKE! Haha I have this on my iphone! It’s when you play Shangai Majhong, you get a ‘fortune cookie’ at the end of each game and I’ve had this one many many times!
And you can see that’s it’s from a screen too!
Some people really want to get on this website, they fake things and it’s ridiculous. And sad.
ROFL.
YES!!!!!!
I’ve gotten this very same fortune before! :O
i love this, i love their honesty
I’ve been to that restaurant!