*Destroys checkout so that it cannot be bought* *throws cashier in closet and locks door* *Pays storeowner for damages and pays double to have the horrible color destroyed*
Horrible colors kill. So kill them, before they kill you. Yes, they are alive.
Actually, you can buy this brand at walmart. xD It’s pretty hilarious. They have some other names too. Like, unzip me, and, first time, and, all night long, etc. bahah.
It’s from CHI’s Secret Fantasy Collection. Other colours in the collection include Between the Sheets, My Secret Fetish
and Midnight Rendezvous. I think it’s faire to say they had the dirty meaning in mind when naming this….
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Not really that funny.
mayy somebodi demystify? i deign not to vouchsafe the foggiest.
OPI that is not.
Oh Please Immerse?
Obscenely Public Innuendo?
Overt Potato Insertion?
Or Possibly Internet?
Obsessively Perturbed Infants?
Over-Priced Intimacy?
Optical Phalange Intensity?
Open
Prime
Insert
c-c-c-combo breaker?
immensely witty parrot
Obsolete police intentions?
That made absolutely no sense, didn’t it?
*slaps EXIT ONLY sign back on*
So THAT’S where the “minimal stains” came from!
*SNORK!!!!*
Double the fists, double the pleasure.
yeah, not too funny. ‘double fisted’ is a common phrase. maybe it’s just the phrase that’s a fail.
The fail is that that color is hideous.
The fail is that not only is it killed “Double Fisted” but it also matches the color of goatse, which is what you get when you perform double fisting.
‘killed’ should had been ‘called’.
What? goatse has glitter?!
The official nail polish of Paris Hilton.
Zing!
Although I thought it was always Crack Whore Pink
Or “Party Freak Purple”
Tranny Taupe would be a more appropriate color for Paris Hilton.
is paris a tranny???
She has a madam’s apple.
BAM! Sorry, trying out my new avatar…
It fits your name.
So does yours.
Quick! Only one left!
*grabs it before Aja can get it*
*Destroys checkout so that it cannot be bought* *throws cashier in closet and locks door* *Pays storeowner for damages and pays double to have the horrible color destroyed*
Horrible colors kill. So kill them, before they kill you. Yes, they are alive.
over-reaction win
Horrible colors are one thing I can’t stand. Thanks for the win. Did i win anything?
Oh SNAP! That is messed up!
I think everyone has established it’s the right name for the right color so wtf?
Double fisted fuchsia. baby
Is there a “Goatse Crimson” too?
No, but they’re soon to release “One in the Stink” – as a follow up to “Two in the Pink”
Corntown Brown?
Actually, you can buy this brand at walmart. xD It’s pretty hilarious. They have some other names too. Like, unzip me, and, first time, and, all night long, etc. bahah.
Uhhh… Walmart just got creepier.
Trust me, you don’t want to know what happened when I once had to kill their security because of an emergency. That was a lot creepier.
*** Call! CALL! Not KILL!!!!
Darn, it’s the second time I confuse the two words in a comment on this image!
not nearly as good as fiery FALCO PUNCH!
“Double fisted” has meanings that have been around for centuries longer than the dirty meaning. So to this I say meh.
You are correct and all would do well to agree with you as I am doing herewith.
It’s from CHI’s Secret Fantasy Collection. Other colours in the collection include Between the Sheets, My Secret Fetish
and Midnight Rendezvous. I think it’s faire to say they had the dirty meaning in mind when naming this….
This is the color that Chuck Norris’ wife uses!
Nice! I bet Chuck Norris puts that nail polish on, and double-fists his wife with a drink in each hand…
This may actually be win, in a way – maybe only women who go for double-fisting use the color.
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