at first i saw an imaginary “d” in front of umass… my bad.
carry on…
(sorry if this is a repost – i saw my original comment was being moderated, and jumped at the chance of correcting my typo)
Hey, everyone! I’m making a drugstore run in the Zamboni. The drugstore’s only a mile away, so I should be back in (checks calendar watch) um, a while.
You’re addicted to powder!?
This can only end well…
Also, here’s a new, bulletproof zamboni. This way it won’t get eaten. Just don’t let her inside the hood, and you should be fine.
Things to do with random people in the woods:
* Duck-tape them to trees and leave them there for a few hours.
* Epic water balloon fight.
* Ninja practice.
* Play Monopoly.
To not get chased by the police, yes. But, if you want to live the rest of your life as a criminal, go ahead and abandon her. If you mentioned it, it must be worth it.
The “outing club” is just a sodomite cult from Wendell. They’re also vegans wiccans, so you KNOW the sodomy is politically correct western Mass styyyyyyyle.
this has cheney written all over it
I call shotgun!
*snork*
*ducks*
Hee!
*flocks*
Eh?
*ganders*
Hahaha that’s my school! I used to see those all over campus!
you’re from the wood?
Haha no, UMass
oh… you know what i meant…
at first i saw an imaginary “d” in front of umass… my bad.
carry on…
(sorry if this is a repost – i saw my original comment was being moderated, and jumped at the chance of correcting my typo)
But the real question is: did you ever partake?
I’m guessing Amherst?
Not a lot of woods in Boston.
Mine too!
They wrote it that way intentionally.
Go UMass!
Come on! It could be fun!
That’s what she…I mean, I said!
We could have a campfire and make smores!
No, you have to go out in the woods if you want to do things.
*ponders*
Maybe chocolate would help. So far I’m going with beer. It’s helping.
I want chocolate.
*pouts*
I want Midol. A dump truck load of it.
I can get you a Zamboni load of it. Only slightly cocoa-flavored.
That might work!
You got it, toots.
Hey, everyone! I’m making a drugstore run in the Zamboni. The drugstore’s only a mile away, so I should be back in (checks
calendarwatch) um, a while.I am currently treating Aleve™ as if it were candy. It’s sorta helping.
You’re taking Aleve™ from babies?
If I have to, I will.
It’s hard to believe we’re on the same page.
But…but…I don’t WANNA go for a walk in the woods! I’m too young to die!!
Shhh….. do you hear that banjo?
deliverance was the first thing that came to my mind too!! lmao
*snerk*
Bwahahahah!!!!
*^5s Dragon 5 times*
I was thinking of you when I wrote that.
Message received. Hella funny!!!
Could you please stop complaining. after all, i am the one who has to walk home from the woods alone!
But… but… I don’t like the woods! It’s dark and creepy and there’s no place to park my Zamboni. *pouts*
Mmmmmmmmm….zamboni!
*shakes cocoa powder and starts nomming zamboni*
Dammit, Leila! That powder habit of yours is costing me a fortune.
You’re addicted to powder!?
This can only end well…
Also, here’s a new, bulletproof zamboni. This way it won’t get eaten. Just don’t let her inside the hood, and you should be fine.
It will only cost you $15,523,430.27
Deal, or No Deal?
Come on Dragon. Let’s all be happy.
♪ Come on get happy! ♫
Best.
Slogan.
Ever.
This is actually a Win, as it’s obvious they were trying to be witty.
Witty win?
true think first before you scream fail they might acting so initially
Initially?
absolutely
Only in Massachusetts
your MA!
that sounds like a WIN to me!
Totally! Count me in!
Things to do with random people in the woods:
* Duck-tape them to trees and leave them there for a few hours.
* Epic water balloon fight.
* Ninja practice.
* Play Monopoly.
I like the choice before the second one. A lot. Do I get to do that to, say, my step-mother??
Oh, and do I have to let her go?
To not get chased by the police, yes. But, if you want to live the rest of your life as a criminal, go ahead and abandon her. If you mentioned it, it must be worth it.
not to be a prude, but
duct-tape*
(i’m a male – we use this tape a lot)
Imagine there was Ninjapoly! O_O
These people come back later with a huge craving for Combos™ snack pretzels and describe the whole experience as “Awesome, dude.”
Mmmm! Nacho cheese filled pretzels!
They are obscenely good.
Yet another obvious, intentional joke, not a Fail. Man, it’s literally every day now on this site.
Yeah, this site fails more and more.
LOL, we take ‘em to woods and make things to them it’s like EPIC REDNECK WIN
It’s a WIN!
Once you’ve been outed by the Outing Club, you can NEVER go back in.
It’s not a FAIL if it’s intentional, people. Where have this site’s standards gone?
Squeal like a pig!
I went to this school. I was in this club. Its a win. Trust me. And a little disappointing that we had to have this conversation.
hahaha i go to UMass and the outing club is exactly as it says. People go out in the woods camping and get wasted and have sex.
So what you’re saying is I applied to the wrong Massachusetts college.
I do things to them all.
Failblog continues to FAIL to recognize WINS!
Maybe someone should create DeliberateDoubleEntendre.org for some of these.
The “outing club” is just a sodomite cult from Wendell. They’re also vegans wiccans, so you KNOW the sodomy is politically correct western Mass styyyyyyyle.
Oh, shut up and go back to Lowell.
WIN! WIN! WIN!
The FailBlog equivalent of DEATH to whomever posted this as a fail and to whomever voted it up!
Been there.
Although, I hardly see how this is a “FAIL.”
“… and then we OUT them!”
Well, of course you’re supposed to come OUT when go in with the Outing Club.
Scary….
ROFL:ROFL:LOL:ROFL:ROFL
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Sounds fun imo….
I totally want a t-shirt that says that!!!
Oho jee!
This is so full of win.
That had to be intentional.
Ya, just google them, they have MANY t-shirts for sale. And yes, it was obviously intentional, the slogan has been around for at least 10 years.