I do not want to be a killjoy, but I wish to point out that laughing at others’ misfortune is a terribly heartless a disposition. Fatuous behaviour or not, people who hurt should be treated with sympathy.
So a thief who cuts himself on glass as he breaks into a house should be given first aid by the homeowner? These guys stole that shopping cart, so they deserve whatever happened to them.
Cordial: Not when they do something idiotic and bring it on themselves, they don’t.
First of all, shopping carts are not to be used to ride in like that to begin with, and that is why. Second, why the hell would anyone think that’s a good idea?
No sympathy, no nothing. Don’t do such damnably stupid things and things like that won’t happen.
You obviously don’t understand the purpose of FAILblog.org. The purpose IS to laugh at the thoughtless, careless, and irrational actions of morons, such as those riding in a stolen shopping cart.
Two ways of winning a Darwin award:
1) Having genes that make you do something that stops you from reproducing.
2) Having genes that make you attracted to someone who does something that stops you from reproducing.
aww those poor girls. Well I guess you had to expect it riding in a shopping cart on the side walk approaching the street. Still sucks though that one could have a facial scar for life now.
awww….
I was so looking forward to laughing at these nit-wits. But the girls look like they could have been really hurt. And the douche-bag who should have been cracking up in his soulless fashion, instead seems shocked and regretful. My shadenfreude is all shot to hell now.
Yes …….. Dumbfatland? Obviously located in America. At least in America we can spell the word dumb, oh and the word states also!
By the way if you are going to insult someone do it right; like so:
Wow! Canadians are such drunks! Those chicks must have been wasted, I mean who would sit in a cart yelling, ” bum bum ba ba ba ba,” while some guy (obviously drunk and Canadian) pushed them off of a curb! Thats just hilarious, I bet the only place that could happen is Wecantspellandallwedoistgetdrunkwhileporkingmooseland ……… oh wait, we shortened that name to Canada!
Bababa-BAAAAGH THE CURB!!! Girl in front saw the curb but it was too late. Guy pushing the cart couldn’t see where he was going. Thats the hardest fall either of these two has ever felt or will ever feel.
at least they don’t break the bottles and continue drinking…cause of massive pain xd..im serious dude people stupid all over the world commits craps like this ones but this dudes are hella stupid´´´´
Let’s see…. whenever I think about doing something potentially dangerous and/or, I always try to wear a bikini, to get the maximum skin scrapping possible out of that possible dangerous situation! Smart, huh?
No, not really.
And no, I don’t ever wear a bikini, especially near asphalt. It’s kinda unforgiving on human skin…
Do you think that they were dumber after they knocked their brain cells out or were they at zero already. Got to love that douche guy on the camera. Fail
I hate these ads before the video. You really need a skip button here. Asking your viewers to wait 30-45 seconds and to even interact with Palmolive soap and carpet cleaner is stupid. Are you even aware of your demo? Do you know the type of people that come here? Not the ones that give a s**t about air freshner that’s for sure. And by the way this hand soap ad doesn’t work. On three separate occasions the ad freezes and doesn’t allow me to see video. Fix it.
You should’ve seen the ad I had to watch earlier. Friggin Tinker Bell movie. Like any Failblog viewer would give a rat’s ass about a preppy little fairy.
Wow, the saddest thing about all of this: Before starting the clip, I noticed this was filmed outside of my apt building’s roundabout in Fort Lauderdale. Just goes to show that South Florida has the DUMBEST people in the country!!!
fantastic issues altogether, you just gained a brand new reader. What would you suggest in regards to your put up that you just made some days in the past? Any positive?
Aaaaaaaaaaand they’re done
Aaaaaaaaaaargh they’re drones
aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh I’m stoned
aaaaaaaaannnddd cut! alright guys, now let’s try this again, but next time, try not to FALL OUT OF THE CART.
I do not want to be a killjoy, but I wish to point out that laughing at others’ misfortune is a terribly heartless a disposition. Fatuous behaviour or not, people who hurt should be treated with sympathy.
So a thief who cuts himself on glass as he breaks into a house should be given first aid by the homeowner? These guys stole that shopping cart, so they deserve whatever happened to them.
Understanding of this site = FAIL
Cordial: Not when they do something idiotic and bring it on themselves, they don’t.
First of all, shopping carts are not to be used to ride in like that to begin with, and that is why. Second, why the hell would anyone think that’s a good idea?
No sympathy, no nothing. Don’t do such damnably stupid things and things like that won’t happen.
You obviously don’t understand the purpose of FAILblog.org. The purpose IS to laugh at the thoughtless, careless, and irrational actions of morons, such as those riding in a stolen shopping cart.
Choice of audience FAIL.
You do know you’re on failblog…
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn I jizzed
faceplant and skidd? wonder what happened to her face
What face?
RedLetterMedia reference for the win.
“What’s wrong with your face?”
BUM BUMB UB UM APHH
I don’t enjoy seeing people get hurt.
You’re at the wrong site buddy!!
I don’t enjoy seeing videos getting lame.
You’re at the wrong site buddy!!
You’re at the right site buddy!!
you failed at trying to copy the original gomulkaaa buddy!
you failed to see it was on purpose, buddy!!
anony mouse likes men, buddy!!
Stop making fun of me
You’re at the wrong site buddy!!
Buddy buddy, buddy!!
(….buddy)
uh… why?
Me neither.
I agree!
Yeah; we need more bikini fails…
first coherent comment on the whole fail……….. hell yeah!!!! bikinis!!!
Shopping carts are for the professionals at Jackass…not drunk sorority girls and frat boys.
Cleanup on aisle 5.
Interesting how the guy’s first instinct is to help the women, but he manages to suppress it just in time. :-/
noseplant
”I thought it was a…”
*facebrick*
Thank God! The cooler didn’t spill!
hahaha
i want to see the damage to her head
You can see it at the beginning of the video.
Commentary WIN.
Thank God nothing happened to the cart. Then they wouldn’t be able to get their deposit back.
That gotta hurt ! Did she die ?
Yes, all of them died, including the cameraman.
they are paying their respects to the bo bo bo bo guy from Mtv Live =P. Its the funniest show ever, I love Daren and Nicol!!!!!
i agree, mtv live is thee best (:
2 girls 1 cart?
BoBoBo!!!!
Dumbasses!
Asphalt WIN
Those girls have some pretty slow reflexes. Are they drunk?
Nothing is certain except for death, taxes, and dumb people filming themselves.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3.
Safety4. Fail contributers
I never watched Jersey Shore but I feel like watching this clip just summed up the entire series in less than 30 seconds.
ROFL!!!!
…..That’s gotta hurt.
if it was me, i would have road in the shopping cart with them.
Two ways of winning a Darwin award:
1) Having genes that make you do something that stops you from reproducing.
2) Having genes that make you attracted to someone who does something that stops you from reproducing.
LOL! Thanks for posting that comment. Now I don’t have to!
How is this not a 5 thumbs-up Fail??
that’s wonderful.
Looks like them girls came to a falling end (pun intended)
i love that song theyre singing before they die
lolololol
Why its always end like that??? Because they dont think with head !!
aww those poor girls. Well I guess you had to expect it riding in a shopping cart on the side walk approaching the street. Still sucks though that one could have a facial scar for life now.
Welcome to Shop-A-Lot, this facelift will cost you $89 – oh you have the 2 for 1 coupon…..an escort is waiting for you in the parking lot !
awww….
I was so looking forward to laughing at these nit-wits. But the girls look like they could have been really hurt. And the douche-bag who should have been cracking up in his soulless fashion, instead seems shocked and regretful. My shadenfreude is all shot to hell now.
I like how no one helped them or even seemed upset…
Why do people do such dumb things?
Watching people do stuff like this used to bother me. Then I noticed just how much of it there is, and was hit with a revelation:
Stupidity doesn’t hurt _enough_!
If it hurt more– in frequency and intensity– there would be a lot less of it.
80085
2 girls 1 cart
That looked so hot mid-air!
This wouldn’t happen to me because I defy gravity.
“Aaaaaaand, I’m a royal douchebag.”
Hahaha lol americans are so dubm! this could only happen in the united staits of dumbfatland
Yes …….. Dumbfatland? Obviously located in America. At least in America we can spell the word dumb, oh and the word states also!
By the way if you are going to insult someone do it right; like so:
Wow! Canadians are such drunks! Those chicks must have been wasted, I mean who would sit in a cart yelling, ” bum bum ba ba ba ba,” while some guy (obviously drunk and Canadian) pushed them off of a curb! Thats just hilarious, I bet the only place that could happen is Wecantspellandallwedoistgetdrunkwhileporkingmooseland ……… oh wait, we shortened that name to Canada!
bum bum bum bum baba
i like how that guy races to help. stops. bends up pick them up. stops. wears a douchey hat…which he should stop.
Shopping carts are a key ingredient to any good fail.
Failblog videos are super f-in laggy! Every other site works fine, but Failblog videos are unwatchable.
Works fine over here, time to dump that e-machine and get some high speed internet
LMAO stupid sluts
That guys like, o s**t, looks like im not gettin any a** from these b****es
More like “o s**t, looks like I won’t want any ass from these b*tches anymore.”
Ahh facial deformities.
Bababa-BAAAAGH THE CURB!!! Girl in front saw the curb but it was too late. Guy pushing the cart couldn’t see where he was going. Thats the hardest fall either of these two has ever felt or will ever feel.
Stolen shopping cart + lots of booze + bikini = unsafe landing?
Someone ain’t getting luck tonight xD
is this that show “Jersey Shore”?
lol
Pfft, backseat women drivers. They’re a bad influence xD
First time, I see a roundabout in USA (Yeah, I know this isn’t the point of the video)
Well he’s not getting laid tonight!
The blonde one definitely broke her arm. Yuck.
ah man, he spilled slut all over the place… who the hell is gonna clean that up?
WIN!
oh snap!who is that?their pimp?
at least they don’t break the bottles and continue drinking…cause of massive pain xd..im serious dude people stupid all over the world commits craps like this ones but this dudes are hella stupid´´´´
lesbian opportunity
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……………………..=)
see what happends when white girles throw up gang signs
No sex for him?
I do believe this is a shopping cart WIN.
The blonde one definitely broke her arm. Yuck
OMG I think you’re right. She spun to her left side awfully quick. And the other one is likely looking at some serious injuries too.
This is Failblog, not Watchpeoplemaimedorkilledblog. Are we going to upload snuff films of fatal car accidents with “FAIL” stamped on them next?
No. she didn’t break her arm. Having had a broken arm, I can tell you straight out, she would not be moving it like that without screaming in pain.
I actually fell 6 feet once and broke my radial head (part of the elbow joint) and it didn’t hurt for hours.
It just kept stiffening up until my arm was all twisting inward like Stephen Hawking and it only hurt when I straightened it out.
There’s a lot of ways to break your arm, some take longer to hurt than others.
Is it just me, or doesnt it look like hes doing it on purpose..?
Did she die?
Yes, just after the camera went off cobras attacked them.
Everyone died, including the camera man.
“I’d like some gravel to go, thanks.”
In general, I kinda hate to see people getting hurt, but really? Standing in a moving shopping cart in a bikini? Those girls were asking for it.
whatever.. stupid SHOULD hurt.
Let’s see…. whenever I think about doing something potentially dangerous and/or, I always try to wear a bikini, to get the maximum skin scrapping possible out of that possible dangerous situation! Smart, huh?
No, not really.
And no, I don’t ever wear a bikini, especially near asphalt.
It’s kinda unforgiving on human skin…
**that should be “and/or stupid,”
So did you have your bikini on when you wrote that post.
Do you think that they were dumber after they knocked their brain cells out or were they at zero already. Got to love that douche guy on the camera. Fail
I hate these ads before the video. You really need a skip button here. Asking your viewers to wait 30-45 seconds and to even interact with Palmolive soap and carpet cleaner is stupid. Are you even aware of your demo? Do you know the type of people that come here? Not the ones that give a s**t about air freshner that’s for sure. And by the way this hand soap ad doesn’t work. On three separate occasions the ad freezes and doesn’t allow me to see video. Fix it.
You should’ve seen the ad I had to watch earlier. Friggin Tinker Bell movie. Like any Failblog viewer would give a rat’s ass about a preppy little fairy.
Did she died?
Wow, the saddest thing about all of this: Before starting the clip, I noticed this was filmed outside of my apt building’s roundabout in Fort Lauderdale. Just goes to show that South Florida has the DUMBEST people in the country!!!
too bad that didn’t kill them.
fantastic issues altogether, you just gained a brand new reader. What would you suggest in regards to your put up that you just made some days in the past? Any positive?