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Double fail if he “does something” on it.
A bird in the hand is better than one as your bush?
You think he’s trying to kill a bird with two balls?
… poor bird’s caught between a flock and a hard place.
too funny!!!
Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you are near?
Considering the size, I’d say it’s a win.
For the bird, that is
Yap…thought the same thing. Definitely a WIN for the bird.
He has less space to share.
the title of the statue is “the man with two peckers”
LOL
LOL
At least the bird isn’t a woodpecker.
LMFAO.
AHAHAHA i love gettin my wood pecked XD
A pecker pecker!
the real question is whether this is an African swallow or a European swallow
nice pecker
Also, size fail.
I’m pretty sure that statue is a giant baby.
It’s not about the size, it’s about whether a bird can land on it or not.
If a bird can land on your junk and hang out there, you probably have no problems w/ the ladies… unless it’s a talking bird… then you have a threesome?
Per the reliable and trusted urbandictionary.com:
BIRD,
1/. a girl, chick, woman, female
Most birds are talking birds essentially.
At first I thought it to be a bird sitting on a shorted elephant tusk
Lol. That’s what I saw too.
Statue: “Hey, my pecker’s bigger than yours.”
Bird: “It’s not the size, it’s how you use it; I can actually DO things with mine, yours just sits there and gets crapped on.”
Statue: “But it’s rock hard…”
Bird: “And immovable!”
Its more difficult to land on during the winter.
some birds prefer a small pecker
I’d love to land on a rock hard boner – but, preferably one that is bigger than my thumb.
Id like to say it was a hard landing, but judging by the size of that thing its debatable.
did that statue just come from a swim?
Nobody has yet asked the question of why there is a statue of a giant naked boy somewhere in this world. Just think about what the sculptor(s) was/were thinking before its creation. “Hey! A naked boy! No, wait. A GIANT naked boy. Yes, it’s brilliant!”
It was before the age where everyone that sees a naked child anywhere or pics of a naked kid automatically thinks that the parents are pedophiles.
NUDITY IS NATURAL! Get used to it.
We have plenty of statues of naked people of all ages and genders all over our city. Guess what? The kids survive. We don’t all live in USA.
Just cause it’s rock hard doesn’t mean it’s a boner
I sure hope it’s not a wood pecker.
ZING
WTF is you’re problem?! Definite WIN! (I call you’all out, c**k-phobes)
I see he’s a little pigeon’s toaty.
glad to hear that i’m not the only one who thought it was an elephant. i kept wondering what the fail was for a bit there.
I saw the elephant, too. I never noticed the bird until I read the comments.
This is not “Things That Are Doing It?”
No wonder the statue’s fist is clenched. Must be those little bird claws digging in.
This picture is funnier in Polish.
how f*n sad are you if you take this pic
I took your mom last night, that’s how sad I am. BAM.
*FacePalm*
Nobody’s said it yet so I’ll lower the tone… T!t w@nk
the bird just wants some nuts..
we can help that statue_get some glue and we can reconstruct and see a real adonnis over there_well at least not miserable like it seems xd
Haven’t ya’ll heard? Bird is the word!
Wow, you Americans truly are obsessed with nudity, arent you? If the bird landed on the statue’s finger it would not be a fail. If it landed on its foot it would not be a fail. If it landed on its shoulder it would not be a fail. But oh, oh, pee-pee! it’s a fail.
Just another body part, people. Move along now.
If it makes you feel better, it’s not ALL Americans. I find this pretty lame myself. Especially since it’s a perfectly logical place for a bird to land.
My guess is this was submitted by some teenager. I might giggle at this if I were 12, LoL.
How the hell is that a fail, the bird doesn’t know any better. Only fail here is Failblog, once again.
lawl, anyone know the actual name of the statue or where it’s located?
This would be the perfect time to mention that one another name for a Pigeon is a “Rock Dove”
Happens to me all the time.
I thought it was an elephant until i saw the hand…
Why is this a fail again? GAY!
Eww. It’s uncircumcised.
As it damn well should be. Stop mutilating children without asking.
I’ve heard of crabs. But never have I heard… ABOUT THE BIRD.
I don’t know the name of the statue, but the photographer’s name is Robert Doisneau.
The even larger fail is probably the level of understanding of anatomy that most people on this site has. Look up the word cloaca. Learn something about birds you probably never knew, and why, to the bird in the picture, what it landed on has absolutely no significance.
Did I say it was the only reason? You seem to be suggesting that birds are incapable of understanding what a statue is and what the likeness of a living thing in an inanimate form is. Typical human arrogance at work again. I’d explain it to you, but you wouldn’t listen anyway so I won’t waste my effort trying.
too bad it wasn’t a swallow
LOL! Peter (serendipitous name) for the save!
Somehow I thought, it would be an elephant at first. But now, I don’t remember
why…
Yo Dawg. We heard you like peckers…
Gives an all new meaning to the word “budgie smuggler”
poor bird has barely enough room :p