Nuh uh. Soylent Burgers!!! Well, and some soylent green for the lettuce and pickles, and some red for the ketchup and tomatoes, but mostly just ground person.
Here in western Kentucky, Wendy’s gave out coupon books with horses on the background and the saying “Kentucky knows when it’s real”. I wish I would’ve taken a picture of it.
Mmmmm, delicious people
It’s all bun and games, until….
…you taste the cheese.
I think you ment the cheesy pun…
Or the sausage… blaaaghh…
Mmmm, sausage.
THATS where grandpa went!
Mmmmmmh…people *sobbing*
HARDEES BURGERS IS PEOPLE!
You can take my Hardee’s burger away from me when you pry it from my cold…. dead…. HAAAAnds……..
But…those are your cold dead hands you’re eating.
no no no it is someone ELSE’S cold dead hands lol
i was hoping someone would make a soylent green reference!
You got there first!
Let me guess: The taste differs from person to person?
Do they have “Mexican Weeks” there, too?
I’m always in to meat new people.
Only at Red Burrito (Hardee’s) or Green Burrito (Carl’s Jr.) locations.
Mrs Lovatt’s pie shop has an underground communicating passage to a barbershop in Fleet St.
soylent green
That’s what I was thinking! Who knew that Hardee’s uses soylent green?
Nuh uh. Soylent Burgers!!! Well, and some soylent green for the lettuce and pickles, and some red for the ketchup and tomatoes, but mostly just ground person.
*facepalm*
Dude, Google the reference, willya?
Willya reference the google, dude?
*palmface*
…..is….HARDEEEEES……….
If Charleton Heston ever found out, he’d have a cow!
Next thing they’ll be breeding us like cattle for food. You’ve gotta tell them. You’ve gotta tell them!
I tried to tell them. They just looked at me and said, “Boohoo-moo-moo.”
achoo-moo-moo, achoo-moo-moo, achoo-moo-moo, achoo-moo-moo-moo-moo! cebuuuuuuuuuu!
yeah veggie tale ref i love it
Soylent Green is Hardee’s
LOL
* Hardee Har Har *
hmm delicious people
:D
OMG I just ate a black guy lol
you can order a Big tasty MChuman there
whew, if you ate a burger at hardee’s you’re a freakin’ cannibal, but nonetheless, humans are delicious!
It takes all kinds of critters….
hey that knows to cow
“To Serve Man” – it’s a cookbook!
Twilight Zone FTW!
I hardly call that a fail since it makes perfect sense…
Perfect sense in two ways. And one of them very questionable, or more like, we-hope-it-isn’t-so kind of way.
It’s SOYLENT GREEN!
Sounds Yummy :3… umh om nom nom
Has nobody done the really obvious comment? “HARDEE’S ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!”
i can haz peopleburger
… and don’t even ask about their special sauce!
People come from miles around for it.
They have 2 types. Right?
Soylent Cheezburger is people!
No wonder their burgers have so many calories. They are a mobius strip of fat asses.
And be made into hamburger?
No thanks.
No wonder why I like eating there.
That girl is cute.
Agreed, I’d eat that girl.
Strange, doesn’t look very green to me.
Here in western Kentucky, Wendy’s gave out coupon books with horses on the background and the saying “Kentucky knows when it’s real”. I wish I would’ve taken a picture of it.
LOL
Dumb fail, not funny.
Seems like Mrs. Lovett has decided to branch out into a franchise.
Oh! The Humanity!!
Oh… Taste the Humanity!
Who do you think’s in the burgers?
(preemptive formatting facepalm)
soylent green is my kind of people
Flavor varies from person to person.
…And as sick as it might sound, suddenly I want a cheeseburger. To the Burger King!!!
I wish I still had the Dominos borcheure that said “Our most important ingrediant is our people”
Notice the skin color of that guy… never mind
This actually explains a lot.
It’s the Double-Meaty palace all over again..
“Maybe he’s under the pickle chips!!”
Hardee’s is people!
you are yuumeeeay kind of people
MC Donald! Now I understand all! MC means: Minced Civilization
over here on the west coast its called Carl’s JR.
Hold the soylent green please.
Soylette Green!
Mmmmm, I’ll have a burger with everybody on it, served with a side dish of fava beans and a nice chianti *slurps*
PS: Do you know why cannibals prefer readers to writers? Writers cramp, readers digest.
Q. wanna know why cannibals dont eat clowns
A. cos they taste funny
Soylent burgers, how delicious!
At least there’s no risk of Mad Cow Disease.
And I literally just went on here after watching the movie ravenous……
thanks
Soylent Green is people!
Mmm, Edward G Robinson burger…
Did you also notice the words “Schedule an interview today!”? That kinda gave a considerable punchline.
Soylent green- Now in hamburger form!
hahaha I thought nobody was going to make a Soylent Green reference! Win.
So…hamburgers are made of people from Hamburg?
*SIGH* guess i hafta do it myself…
IT’S PEOPLE! HARDEE’S BURGERS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
Aaaaakshully, the key ingredient is a meat process. You know, a process they do to the meat.
“Soooo, the secret ingredient in the beef is…. beef?”
LOL I’m so glad somebody got that. <3 <3 <3
So good, you’ll run down the street in a green ascot screaming about it!
I can haz Soylent Green?