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wtf?
ftw!
Holy shit.
It’s time for you to move on to your second girlfriend ever. What a ¢unt.
This. +1
Mind = Blown
damn I fail
ex-girlfriend marks the no spot
On the thin line between FAIL and WIN.
I think I’ll just park my little comment in the first available spot.
Get rid of her and keep the spot for yourself!
He needs to get out of that damn spot, out I say.
She should get out of the Damn Spot.
He should be left to play with the dagger he sees before him.
Oh, what a cursed play!
The lamest thing is that he has a gf and I don’t.
Well, the first girlfriend will never be the last, so he might as well get over it quickly, since he knows for sure he won’t stay with her forever!
When it comes to human sciences such as psychology, you can never be completely sure about things. You might have EVIDENCE that said statement is true, but ABSOLUTE TRUTH only comes with mathematical description.
It’s a typo … he’s looking for a puppy … a barking spot.
loolz
This is not the kind of girl you want to spend more time with…
oh, i don’t know, she seems to like to go parking
Yea, but first he need to buy her a car ^^
Give her your spot. And your car…
She is bound to take everything sooner or later anyway.
It’s so weird to hear that said about someone else for a change.
*TacklesAndFrisks*
Hey! Don’t you see that the captain has turned on the No Frisking sign?
*offers LCB Friskies*
I don’t know what you’re talking about. Sheeesh!
♪ Chow, chow chow ♫
SQUEEeeeeeeeeeee! I KNEW somebody would pick that up!
You rock, Gracie girl!
Alright, who’s been messing around with my sign.
*turns off*
I’ve misbehaved…again it seems.
It seems like some peeps can’t walk past a button without pressing it today.
*presses CJ’s button*
If you find any trophies they’re not mine, I’m just holding them for LCB.
OMG!!!
This has been brought to you by “slowly backs away and sneaks out” moments.
I don’t know, all she’s asking for is a parking spot. Your car wants that, gas in the tank, periodic oil changes, periodic washings …
Mine does.
Well then she’s a whore, plain and simple.
LGB I told you to get rid of that Whorevette, you don’t know where it’s been.
B-b-but I wear a latex suit every time I get in it! Honest!
You have obviously never had a run in with city tow truck drivers.
Or city parking ordinances.
Resident parking passes can be wicked expensive in some neighborhoods.
But… she may be a wench, but he’s a selfish jerk!
If he wants his girlfriend to stay overnight without getting towed, he should let her have his parking spot!!!
Whadda selfish jerk. No wonder he can’t seem to get laid.
You should try finding parking in Chicago. It’s…. expensive.
*LOVES … his … large … driveway*
Protip: If you want to have trouble free parking live somewhere nobody would ever want to drive to.
I live outside the ‘paid parking’-ring here in Amsterdam, and there’s always space to park and it’s free too.
how is it a typo when teh letter “P” is like, way over on the right side of the key board and “B” is at teh bottum??
1. Screen name crack-me-up!
2. Whaddafu?
3. Duh.
4. Are you a LOL Cats refugee?
Due to brain rot, it took me forever to realize he had neglected to properly utilize the blue “Reply” button.
Dude! I did not put two and two together!
And all this time I thought fore was just another number.
Well, it IS rather fetching.
*throws stick*
Hey! What do you have against lolcats peeps? I know LGB decided I was bad news, but Gracie, I thought you lubbed me! And Nightshayde too!
Nonono — not ‘refugee’ as in ♪ You don’t have to live like a refugee ♫ — ‘refugee’ as in ‘thought I might just come and see how the Fail Peeps live for a change’ refugee…
Well, ok. We bellydancing, turkey-baster-wielding, Zamboni-driving kittehs need lubs too, you know.
Wanna go for a spin in the Zamboni? I got a sweet new parking spot for it and made my boyfriend pay for it!
*looks at Zamboni*
You’re gonna need a bigger parking spot.
Do these parking space stripes make my Zamboni look fat?
Ok, hold on. I’m really going to open it up!
*really opens it up*
Oh, you dropped your bat. I’ll get it.
*steps off of speeding Zamboni, gets bat*
*strolls back to speeding Zamboni, gets back in*
Naw. The flux capacitor’s in the shop.
No dice. The engine’s all clogged up with cocoa powder.
But…it just sounded so yummy!!!
*starts to lick cocoa off zamboni*
This is going to take a while.
*wanders into thread*
*slips on ice and falls on a$$*
Whew! It’s a good thing that troll was there to break my fall!
Um…why does this ice taste like a fudgecicle??
Mmmmmmm…Zamboni.
*shakes some cocoa powder on Zamboni*
*darooooooooool*
♪ Don’t you look at my girlfriend
She’s the only I one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot ♫
Say, isn’t that from “Breakfast All Day in America, Before 3:00″?
*nods*
*takes the long way home*
That seems logical.
Relationship fail!
NOT! One of them has to wear the pants…obviously!!!!
and what if the guy likes to wear shorts?
GASP!!!
*head assplodes*
*tiptoes up behind sis with E.T. finger*
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHNIT!!!! OH HEYL NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*staples EXIT ONLY sign*
Ow!
You are my EBIEL sis but I still loaf you!
*squeeeeeeeeze*
Eyes Bright In Every Look, sis?
How convenient — I just happen to loaf you, too.
*tightsqueeeeeeezes*
*HappilySquozenGrin*
I think this was from “The Situation” before he got all famous-like..
I guess I don’t understand what “all famous-like” means then.
^5, Heidi!
Thats his 1st boyfriend.
Since it says “girlfriend”, and he might be lying about his sexuality, I think I’d rather believe him instead.
i guess when you are desperate you take what you can get…
Hey, Peeps:
What’s with this new pop-up in here that my Ad Muncher isn’t blocking:
“Thank you for submitting a comment. Here’s your trophy. Log-in. Join.” or some such BS?
Dunno. I haven’t seen that one yet.
Is it buggin’ you?
Oooh shiney!!
Watch out for you-know-who.
Oooh! I have trophies, too. Who should we watch out for?
*guards shiny trophies*
Pssst! ‘mere…c’meeere!!
O noes! Quick! Let’s all put our shiny trophies in this bag I happen to have with me. I’ll put them somewhere safe!
*puts hands in pockets and pulls lining out*
That cat already cleaned me out. I’ve called the poice already. I plan to press charges. I have this lint though. Should we go ahead and put it in the bag?
Why does that bag have a big dollar sign on it?
Oh, that? Um, well, you see… it’s because… because I got it at the dollar store! Yeah. The dollar store. *nods*
Why do you have a mask on?
You’re just now noticing this?
I have allergies and my eyes have been bothering me. HEY! Don’t beat around the bush. I questioned you an answer! Yeah.
*nods*
Yes. Yes you did.
*nods*
I got popup for a trophy. When I logged in it said I had none.
*looks innocent*
*sauntersawayinnocentlyandfast*
Quick! She’s heading for the getaway Zamboni!
*goes on interwebs*
*purchases ‘You Da Best Critter Evar’ trophy*
*overnights to skunk’s home*
I did a search and Cheezburger networks is giving trophies out to logged in peeps. For different things. Just started June 1.
*wipes snooty off of pretty balloon*
I heard it in a British accent. Did you also?
Please neighbors help for this men-HIS GET THE FIRST REAL GIRL
OT: I went to Starbuck$ for thier turkey and cheeze sandwich. I lost my diet when I saw they got the pumpkin cheesecake and pumpkin bundt cakes. Tasted soo good. Now I have to spend the next day on the Wii Fit. But it was worth it.
Live a little, eh skunkypoo?
♪ Don’t cry for me Goddessina ♪
Punkin’ cheesecake??
*drools*
ill bet he didn’t even hit
A man will reach a high level of desperation when he remains a virgin for far too long.
I kinda feel sorry for the guy, she’s also probably a very ugly and mean person, but he’s all desperate and stuff.
Yep, he’s whipped.
Has she allowed his to park in rear?
If she didn’t, why should he bother, eh? XD
sign trolling,
good way to get an extra spot!
I actually had a neighbor in my apartment complex who sold his spot. He said he’s too blind to drive so he sold his spot to his neighbor across the sidewalk. I was curious about that so I looked it up in the rental agreement we all signed when we moved it. Turns out it’s not only against the policy but also illegal to sell the space because it didn’t really belong to him in the first place. It is property of the apartment complex and selling the spot ammounts to sub-leasing which I found out from the city council website is illegal. I warned him about this and told him he should give the neighbor his money back before they get caught. There’s a fine in our town for sub-leasing that is something like three times what he sold his parking lot spot for.
Do not be miserly with giving him genuine complements each right away as well as then. Men have been easy. You do not have to be a prettiest, a thinnest, or a smartest, in sequence to get your ex beloved back. Men simply wish to be around someone who creates them feel good about themselves. By dishing out honest complements, we will have him feel good as well as he will wish to cling to around we some-more as well as some-more mostly as well as we will be closer to removing your ex back.
Holy crap, Google translator much?
NOT FAIL.
There is no FAIL in being an adult male virgin on the internet — that’s almost the cost of admission! This pic is a funny one, though — it just belongs on WTF, not FailBlog.
The problem is not him being a virgin, the problem is that:
#1 – His first “girlfriend” EVER is blackmailing him for a parking spot
#2 – He accepted the blackmail
#3 – He’s subjecting himself to a lot of shame by posting so clearly that it’s his “FIRST GIRLFRIEND EVER!!!” and that “SHE’S LEAVING ME!!!”… He could have omitted that and said “Hey I need an extra parking spot URGENTLY!!!”
I kinda feel bad about the guy, but come on, GET A GRIP. Go meet other girls already.
Wait–They spend the night together but she won’t ride in his car?
Wuuuut
Some girls are just not worth the effort.