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  1. damnedgamer says:

    I see why its magic

  2. Ben says:

    I would like to see an old person eating one. Because i’m sure they would.

  3. tech support says:

    Why are these kinds of pictures always listed as fails? It looks pretty intentional to me. There ARE bakeries out there with dirty senses of humor, after all.

  4. Nicuvëo says:

    I agree with “tech support”. It is named “magic wand”: it seems pretty intentional to me and therefore clearly a win. :)

  5. HuggyBun says:

    Call me crazy, but I think that’s a win. I mean, look at it. They got some dark stuff on the balls, simulating hair, and each head is neatly circumcised. WIN for the design of that bread.

  6. Robinisgek says:

    Hmm is that a bread or are you just happy to see me??

  7. Isn’t “baguette” french for “wand”? So the bread is a Bread Wand isn’t it, Evol?

    • ed - never shown publicly says:

      The “-ette” suffix is for “little”, so literally it’s “little magic wand”, maybe a sly dig at the baker who thought these up.

    • evol says:

      A baguette (pronounced /bæˈɡɛt/) is “a long thin loaf of French bread”[1] that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, though not the shape, is defined by French law). It is distinguishable by its length, crisp crust, and slits that enable the proper expansion of gases.
      Here in portugal, baguete is a long thin bread as well. didnt know that it meant wand in french as well. wand in portuguese is varinha!

      • Morzileuil says:

        I’m French and I can assure you it’s a win and not a fail.

        As for baguette and wand and so on, It’s definitely a pun.
        “baguette” in French means basically a little stick. When the baguette is “magique”, it refers to the magic wand due to the general shape of a wand, a little stick. We use the same word. The bakery is also named “baguette” for the same reason, its shape. It’s the same for “croissant” that looks like “une croissant de lune” (moon crescent)

        The pun here is that the baker made a baguette (bakery) that looks like a c**k refering to the male little stick that do the magic trick with women :P

  8. phgiraud says:

    WIN ! purely intentional

  9. Jean says:

    mI know 2,20 euro’s is a bit much but a normal baguette for 0,70? It would rather be 1,70. Greetings from Marseille

    • LeReceptionniste says:

      i live in paris and i also pay my plain baguette 0.70 and it’s a real one (not a heated one) and it’s really good. if you’re paying 1.7 for flour, baking powder, water and salt, then you should think twice before going back to that bakery!

  10. Mephisto says:

    Epic WIN!!!

    Where can I buy these?

  11. French says:

    or 1.5 euros, it depends were you go or live ><

  12. floby says:

    well, when you understand french, it’s more a WIN than a FAIL
    (France FTW)

  13. claude says:

    It’s a Parisian pastry… Here where you can find them… and other stuff:
    http://www.legaychoc.fr/

  14. yacoucha says:

    This is a french bakery, located in the center of Paris, in the gay area… The bakery is called ‘Legay choc’, and it is definitely made on purpose !

  15. Binidj says:

    Getting a bit fed up with things that a blatantly intentional being featured as “fails” … quality control fail.

  16. Ari Gold says:

    this is a win..for only 2,20 euro

  17. Bryce says:

    OH GOD TONS OF THEM EVERYWHERE MUST RUN

  18. jackie31337 says:

    Or 2.50€ for a plain old baguette up here in the frozen north (Finland).

  19. The Moomin says:

    I’m worried about them spreading yeast infections.

  20. Sophia says:

    there is no way that is an accident!

  21. Mynameisthis says:

    Not a fail at all….its completely intentional :)

  22. Robert Pattinson says:

    This is actually a win because it clearly says Baguette Magique.

  23. Jeff says:

    It’s definitively a WIN, the bakery is in “le Marais”

    “This is a french bakery, located in the center of Paris, in the gay area… The bakery is called ‘Legay choc’, and it is definitely made on purpose !”

    That’s it.

  24. Speciālists says:

    I agree that this is no way that is an accident! Maybe it is SexBakery !!!! :D :D :D

  25. Orson Buggy says:

    Fail or not, it’s an amusing photo. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I come here for fun, not hard-core research.

  26. keithybabes says:

    They go down well with a knob of butter. The only problem is you need two to make a sandwich.

  27. ism says:

    It’s NOT a fail.
    It is a FAILBLOG-FAIL.
    And it makes Failblog absolutely N07 1337 for the whole time it’s on front page.
    N07 1337!
    N07 1337!

    It’s childish, prude, conservative – FAIL!

  28. Nicuvëo says:

    I DO! EPIC WIN.

  29. philippe says:

    It’s not a fail, they know what they were doing these French.

  30. loris says:

    indeed, it’s not a fail but intentional. It’s a french bakery in the gay district (le marais) in paris

  31. Jokoka says:

    I’d buy that. If only to see my husband freak out when I bite a piece off, haha!

    I agree with the bulk here: this is a WIN.

  32. mko says:

    Isn’t that expensive ?

  33. hak says:

    Given the price its obviously sex candy for bunch old kinky people

  34. Butcher says:

    This is intentional. I saw these in the ‘gay district’ of France while on holiday.

  35. “how much extra for cream cheese?”

    ha! Good FAIL!!

  36. dargie says:

    I’m sorry, but that is EPIC Win.

  37. Cupcake says:

    ow would you like my bread in your oven?

  38. bunnyman14 says:

    Obviously intentional.

  39. LeReceptionniste says:

    this is actually in a bakery located in the gay area of paris, called “le gay choc” so that’s why you have this shape!
    and whatever the shape, their bread is really good! :)

  40. J. Conway says:

    Yes ANOTHER failblog fail. I’m sick of you people so quick to jump the gun on something you perceive is a mistake. Stop failing.

  41. Avolling says:

    Insert creme filled joke here.

  42. Claudis192 says:

    OM-NOM-NOM-NOM… WAIT!WTF?

  43. Trollman says:

    That is not a FAIL, that is done on purpose.

  44. d3sy says:

    Actually I’m a french canadian and its not ” magique baton ” but the right words for magic wangs ? Is baguette magique as its shown on the little piece of card board

  45. JB3 says:

    Effectivement un bon petit fail de failblog, c’est Charlie Chaplin qui se pisserait dessus s’il pouvait encore =)
    Indeed a failblog’s fail, Charlie Chaplin would pee on himself if he still could, just in order to illustrate the sweet paradox :D

  46. $#@!!! says:

    Win. Complete and utter win.

  47. yarpcarp says:

    Failblog fail. This is obviously intentional, and funny, but not a fail.

  48. lb says:

    You know, these photos used to make a lot more sense when they were just on the “Things that are doing it” blog, and not on the fail blog. Now they have to try to stamp the label ‘fail’ or ‘win’ on everything, whether it fits or not. And then half the comments are arguing about it and it’s just… meh.

  49. Luh says:

    You should meet my mum.

  50. Scott says:

    Intentional phallic shape is intentional.

  51. pixeltech says:

    Fail fail. This is a win.

  52. Aicona says:

    Nice idea. I’d totally buy one.

  53. Ford says:

    Awright, there is no way in CREATION that this was an accident!

  54. GbreadMan says:

    Phallic bagel….. phagel?

  55. Fuzzehwolf says:

    Massive gay bread orgy? o3o

  56. charlotte says:

    That’s not a faaaail !!! that’s the most famous bakery in paris, the name of the owners is “Legay” and well… they are gay and sell this kind of things in Le Marais, the gay district of Paris xD

  57. Mimi says:

    It’s not a fail, it’s shaped like that on purpose!

  58. Max says:

    It’s not really a fail, it was intended to be in that shape :p

    The shop is obviously french as the panel says. And french people are used to see “sexy” food like this. I remember have seen a pie like that with a banana and some other fruit. As well as candies, ice keepers, and so on…

    I think it would be a perfect fail if the shape was accidentaly made like this, no ?

  59. Sergey says:

    I’ll give the girl =)

  60. momo says:

    haha “baguette magique” it means “magic wand” in french

  61. me says:

    we’ll just buy and eat them all and it’s a win ; win situation/…………..\


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