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Calling all cars – there’s a report of a kidnapping in the Bridgeton area. Please be on the lookout for a black and white late model Ford. Suspects are dressed in blue and are reportedly armed.
The guy should stick with the Royal Crown cola and avoid the Crown Royal … to stay out of the Crown Victoria.
So…just out of curiosity – when someone is arrested or put into the back of a police car – it is procedure to remove all of their possessions and handcuff the person – for the safety of the officers. How could this have happened?
Cell phones aren’t usually considered dangerous weapons. Most police agencies requires an officer remove all objects, but some don’t, they only require officers to remove dangerous paraphenalia (drugs and the sort).
It says they were giving him a ride home not arresting him. So i imagine they were shuttling him. Which means he or they were pretty cool cop/s. I was giving a ride home by a cop when a driver smashed into my car and i didnt have to hand over anything.
and yes I was in the back seat.
He should have skipped the kid, and just had a nap.
*nods*
Stupor would have been better than stupid.
It is apparent that you earned yourself a gold star!
*puts gold star sticker on the admiral’s forehead*
I guess they forgot to say he had a right to be silent…
He had the right, but not the ability.
He thunk he wasn’t drink enough for that paid cab ride.
*offers Ms B ‘u’ for ‘i’*
Dipping into the stash a bit early, eh?
*falls over*
*thunk*
*searches Sheik’s trunk for junk*
getting a drink, making a call, going to jail –
sounds like he’s getting plenty of bars
Can you hear me now? Good!
Good grief — I wasn’t gone all that long, and there were 7 new fails by the time I got back.
They’re
ing ‘em out fast and furious.
They’re creating a breeding ground for t
s.
… and now another new one is posted.
… and it’s serious t
bait.
*sigh*
*stays right here*
Perhaps they need a little more quality cont
.
Let’s take it up with pay:roll:.
How d
!
Maybe we need a new fail pat
.
That’s just how they
*
out new Shamwow*
*covers gaping head wound*
*walks away*
Whut? I’m not cleaning that up.
*closed umbrella*
Lucky I had this b
y with me, or that would have gotten all over me!
Just to be safe, I’m going to take this sample to the vi
ogy lab.
WIN
Im not under the affluence of inkerol tho some people tink I peep.
*peas in a flanic*
I hate that! Just when you get your flanic clean..
This is a win…
love, love, love this . . . keep ‘em coming please. too funny.
I might have to start a section f my own dedictaed to this haha!
If only he was orderly – he’d have gotten to sleep it off in his own bed.
I once had a patient call 911 from the ER to tell them that he was waiting too long to see a doctor.
sounds like he was out of patience
so walk faster, god damn it!
….I don’t know why , but I just feel like this one is a WIN!
The reporter is the real person who failed here. Who gives a s**t what the drunk people do, people are dying and the stock market’s goin crazy. aren’t there more important issues here?
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I was thinking the same thing, lol.
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!
Dad?
dat sound like my friend jr. from papakolea! aurite!
you can tell thats fake, where the writing is, the colour of the background is whitish and the actual ‘newspaper’ is grey
I think it`s not a fail,.. he needed help.
Emergency WIN!