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The pen is indeed mightier than the sword, when you can admit this!
Didn’t we have this fail before, with another car but the same vanity plate?
It is obviously the in thing to admit the truth of the matter.
I find it interesting that they can come right out and say it.
Maybe, they think that we will think that they are lying. Or maybe they just realise that some people are really that nosey!
It’s not the size of the car, it’s power in the engine.
…with the help of a little axle grease?
As long as he knows how to drive a stick.
I say Lever him to it!
Can we torque about this, please…?
Yes Reverend….wait a minute
This was shown some time ago, though the old fail was just the plate, not the car.
French saying ”Grosse corvette, petite quéquette” wich means Big corvette, small wiener
no… it was the SAME car, and same plate
yea thanks for pointing that out. i dont get this either.. i sent in the picture with the red corv and the 3 inches plate.. it was in virginia. maybe he bought a new car? but this guy is stealing all my fame now
i think it was red anyway
i think it was the same vette only it was sitting in a traffic jam.
He’s driving the right car then.
No, the one on the left
Oh, right. I didn’t realize I had left that out.
You only left out that the right car was the one on the left. Easy mistake!
This guy has so many issues, he can’t hit what he is aiming for either.
By about 3 inches incidentally.
hahaha! WIN!
At first I thought this was the fail.
I thought “this is what this blog turn into? Posting a car that parked outside the lines?”
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
With Gene?
Yep, this isn’t a Fail it’s a DarWIN!!!!
This fail was a natural selection for Failblog.
I wonder if the plate was intelligently designed??
I Dna, with the whole parking issue, it may evolve into a tiny fail
Maybe very tiny, no bigger than my toes is.
Aww, that’s splice.
It will be like a cute little Gene gnome.
I think it mita cond Ria into thinking it is really that small though.
Sounds open to reticule.
You’re allowed to make fun, but only allele.
anyone else notice his bad parking job?
Yes, he is off by 3 inches.
Ah, so THAT’S what he’s referring to!
3 inches off
Fuzz, Fuzz, Fuzz
Leila, Leila, Leila
Whoooo!!
Fuzzy Leila??
*wax on*
*wax off*
AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! That hurts like a mo-fo!!!!
You could have at least given me some liquor or strong pain killers.
*limps away*
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
*sneaks behind Leila with bottle of Irish Whiskey*
Is your leg thirsty?
Yes, my leg is thirsty.
*checks K@’s work in mirror*
Gowsh! You coulda at least added some rhynestones ya know?
You were squealing, I didn’t feel like interrupting.
But I can finish the job…
*Pours Whiskey on Leila’s leg.*
Uh-oh! At least it wasn’t spiced rum…
*fleeswithadirequickness*
I want some pink and purple ones. And oh, maybe some teals ones too.
*intricately decorates Leila with sparklies and glitter*
Fabulous work K@!
Oh, I will be so happy to make referrals.
*tips K@*
*forgets to put her upright*
*feels a little queasy*
Alcohol fumes, glue and not being entirely upright are not good for a girl.
*wobbles off*
Buys Leila some Doobie tickets for the joint show.
OoooooooooOoooooh!!!
*takes TM and a spoon in case hunger strikes*
Hunger strikes? Not so fast!
I vote: We don’t ever try to force feed Leila.
heh … and I’m an off by 60 seconds man
…and 1 minute
JINX!
heh … sloppy 60 seconds
…
Captain_Jack
Captain_Jack
Captain_Jack
Thanks!
Not a problem.
Is this a problem?
*squeeeeze*
*takes cover*
KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
sorry Jack!
OMG
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!
OMG!
*looks around for Gracie*
*hides in back seat of Corvette*
Wait… Oh noes!
Say that you’re cold. Yeah, that’ll work.
Or I could tell him that I’ve got a headache…
That almost never works.
Oh sh!t!
*Emerges from car.*
I have this weird feeling that I forgot something…
*click*
I need to upgrade my camera’s memory.
*click*
At least I got a free balloon out of the deal…
Um, sweetie, I don’t think that’s a balloon.
Did you have to tie it right ‘there’?
No, see? Watch!
*fills balloon with helium*
*ties string*
Hmm… it’s actually a pretty small balloon now that I look at it…
Gypped!
No seriously, you need to get that balloon checked. It doesn’t look normal.
You want me to call the firemenz?
Firemenz know a lot about balloons?
Our firemenz do.
Eep!
*doesnotwant*
*flees*
If it’s intentional, it’s a WIN.
you can’t ignore his mirth
I never thought “Grand Corvette, petite quéquette” would become quite as blatant as this..
NOT FAIL. This is WIN.
For the love of all that is fail-worthy WHY oh WHY do we keep seeing so many WINs on this site mislabeled by the (failing) poster as a FAIL? It’s really not that interesting to see someone fail at uploading a fail by uploading a WIN instead, yet we continue to see it over and over again. Whine, I say! Whine, whine, whine! And whinge!
This just proves my theory…
Which is?
*squeezes the buttacow*
*slips and falls on face*
Ow!
*snork*
Exactly, my leafy friend…
*helps Leila up*
Sowwy…
Catch everyone later…off to cover a lunch and then to give a speech. WooHoo!!!
*squeeziesforthepeepies*
*squeezies*
Good luck, don’t break a hoof!
What is the speech about? Do we know?
It’s a speech for Toastmasters and the topic was on cell phones and teenagers. It went well…
OT: So if anybody’s keeping score on the parenting fail…
The race to 2,952 has begun…
Yeah, I am pointedly ignoring that.
Nasty quiltses, ebil quiltses.
My thoughts exactly.
I was just pointing out how similar it is to the January 6th fail…
….yes and who had the dubious honour of initiating that one… *hides*
Oh… I sorry for digging up bones…
*hands bones to Leila*
Your doggies look hungry…
*doesn’t know what to do with bone*
*SNORK*
*spanks CJ’s hand*
unleash the pointless yakkin’!!
3 Inches of Blood? Still sad, though.
I prefer the license plate I saw this morning, it was BE NAKED.
Was it a convertible?
Leila has a thing for topless cars?
*nods*
She does…I mean, I do.
Was Ms B driving it??
GASP!! How did you know?
*DragonSqueezie*
Was I that noticeable?
Like a beautiful shining star, sweets!
*squeeeezes da peeps*
Oh, so in a good way. Gotcha.
*squeeze*
*takes top off*
….what… I just did what the car told me.
*click*
*click*
*uploads pic directly to DW’s shop*
Do you think Dragon has any more wall space left?
I heard she got funds to expand. So it shouldn’t be a problem.
So are Wednesdays take your top off days since Thursdays are commando Thursdays?
We might be able to squeeze some room into my wing of the shop. Maybe take a few down?
Um…nope. I wouldn’t agree to that. Besides, all the photos are permanently affixed to the wall.
*squeeze*
Hee! Yes, this was my original space…
*gestures to a wee shack of a building*
…and this is after the expansion!
*gestures to a building the size of Mall of America built onto the back of the wee shack*
*looks at building with much awe*
Wooooooow!!! That’s going to hold a looooot of pictures.
*Installs two Starbucks and One Caribou Coffee in DW’s shop*
I’m not sure, that’s why I was waiting to build the remaining three Caribous…
*hides*
As long as I get free coffee whenever I want it…have at it!
Of course!
I think we should implement it…
We could call it Soft-top Humpday!
*streaks through thread*
I’m freeeeeee!!!!
*click*
That’s an…interesting tatoo.
That is NOT what you think.
Riiiiggghhht!
Nooooo no, those are wings, and that is a rose see
*points*
Weeeelll, it is a funny story really…. I very rarely welsh on a bet.
*makes popcorn*
Okay, let’s hear it.
Once upon a time, In a galaxy far far away….wait scrub that… erm… how do I put this … no…. erm… There was a badger, and a Gnu, and they were best friends…
*snort*
*squeeze*
*tattoos extra ‘t’ into previous post*
Not a convertible and it wasn’t a flashy car at all. I did notice the guy driving was bald, he must take being naked seriously.
I’m pretty sure that this is the exact same car we saw before.
/tinFAILhat
Are you afraid that someone at Fail HQ is reading your mind?
How old does Leila have to be to buy a Corvette? What should her license plate say?
Eleventy *squeeze*
25 and COMANDO.
SQ33Z3!!!!
Wait, won’t that attract the wrong kind of attention?
OK what about SN0 RK
How about IOBJECT!
LIES
LIES11
Ah! That’s much better cuz I can’t fit I FAIL THEREFORE I AM on the plate.
No particular age, NED FRMNZ and Jack doesn’t know.
Would they follow me around?
*hopeful*
Of course they would.
Well, either them or some myopic freemasons.
But Leila isn’t a fireman named Ned?
Stupid Flanders!
Okely-dokely, peeps. I’m off to go educate the next generation!
*leaves a big basket of squeezes and a ball of yarn*
…I found that behind the fridge and didn’t know what to do with it. I thought one of the kittehs might like it.
*seeyalaterlearnthemgoodsqueeze*
*spins yarn*
This generation needs people like you DW.
*takes a squeeze and considers taking ball of yarn*
Oh darn you temptation!! Darn you!
Fight the good fight!
*takes squeeze*
*leaves more*
Normally you’d expect that type of plate on a Hummer or Escalade.
3 inches is the parameter
You know hoes like diameter!
hahaha
huhuhu
eh – you da kine eh? gregg hammer. aurite!
It means the car gets 3 inches to the gallon
3 inches? I don’t understand this joke
Yeee! Thanx!! It must be WIN
This is a total WIN! ladies- he has a cool-ass ride, do you really care about his junk?
uh, he’s talking about his exhaust. it’s the diameter of his exhaust.
Like we say in Quebec : “Grosse Corvette, Tite Quéquette”
I think that’s an honesty WIN
If this car belongs to a woman, this is a WIN. She’ll never have to worry about getting asked to borrow her sweet ride by some guy.
I claim this a WIN. 1.the plate is a great proof of self-irony, 2. these days you need cojones for such a politically incorrect ride.
…in diameter…
Are you serious? Does nobody here really know that’s a reference to 3″ exhaust? Notice the huge exhaust tips?
honesty win?
or maybe some one bought that license plate and puts it on random cars to make it funny?……………
OmG I will take 50!!!!! and a good screw driver!! pun intended!
WONGA!