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You will soon be assimilated.
*grins a happy grin*
Preparing the next generation to think for themselves is everyone’s responsibility.
resistance is fertilizer truck!
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
I am borg already *sigh
She canna’ take any more Cap’n!
But that is illogical…..
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
I like to Klingon to what sanity remains thanks!
Star Trek and all references to it is a violation of copyright laws.
Star Trek and anybody who follows it is homosexual.
let me quote ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni ▲Caution slow posts▲
“Are you out of your Vulcan mind?”
Lol @ the Trek fans when they had to use “Resistance is futile” since Hitchhiker’s already had “Resistance is useless.”
Douglas Adams ftw…
I love people that don’t understand copyright laws. You can SAY it all you want, you can’t print it and say it’s your stuff. IE a book etc.
Congrats on your knowledge fail however.
I love that people don’t understand jokes.
Congrats on your humor fail.
And you must be a Star Trek HOMO too!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pretty sure that was a joke FAIL Uncertified.
As was yours as everyone knows all Trekkies are middle aged virgins living in their mom’s basements and decidedly hetero.
The inability to get a date doesn’t make someone gay.
The inability to poke fun without questioning another’s sexuality however…
I guess no one ever told my son that I’m a virgin, or that I’ve been middle aged since I was 10… although I did live in my mom’s basement for about 6 months. I’ll give you that one. Dang.
Cue the students screaming in unison!
Hugh and cry.
and if you get caught skipping you’d be forced to listen to Vogon poetry.
It’s better than having to listen to Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings’ poetry.
Or Ode to A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning.
YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!
*tosses confetti*
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!
*joins in the celebrations*
*brings cakes*
*pops open the bubbly*
*cries*
I’m just so happy!!!!
Too bad they can’t just check in and … well, you know.
They complain that school is like jail, I complain that it’s not enough like jail.
Why, yes, I AM slightly bitter.
They only complain that school is like jail because they haven’t had to hold a job yet. Or spend time in jail.
*nods solemnly*
Yup, one day a few years from now they are going to look back and realize how easy life was when they were in school.
The quote from whichever John Hughes it was “If I ever refer to these as these as the best years of my life, somebody shoot me” comes to mind.
I hated high school.
What sucks royally, is when you find out that the game playing of high school continues in the real world. With MUCH higher stakes.
So you work with the same jackaninnies I did than Avis?
Wait, like roach motels!?
Hee! I like it!!
But really, only for the more trollish of the bunch.
No kids…
*Brings out fine wine*
We are the Teachers. Our Intellectual and Educational superiority will be added to your own. Resistance is Futile
And all your base are belong to us!
You have no chance to survive make your back to school time.
There is no spoon.
these famous few words made me never get straight A’s ever again:
“I am the teacher, I touch the future.
I am the student, I am that future.”
i dont get it
lmgtfy.com/?q=resistance+is+futile
*RIGLMAO*
*facepalm*
xD
isnt the 4th a saturday?
mayhaps the sign is from last year? Or from a few years ago.
Schools starts September 3, but they used up all of the “3′s” to make “E’s”.
“They give you 9 Q’s but only 2 U’s. . .”
It’s OK, I’m sure the kids won’t mind a few extra days at the end of the school year to make up for it.
That’s a fail, Sept 4 is a saturday.
Every year?
True story …
Fuzz once accompanied a schizophrenic client to a physician’s appointment. The receptionist asked the client a few standard questions in filling out the medical forms. One question was, “When is your birthday?”
The client replied, “April 4th.”
The receptionist asked, “April 4th of what year?”
The client frowned a bit and said, “Every year.”
*snork!*
Hey, they never said 2010…this is probably an old pic. (I know, I ruined the joke.)
It’s a five year mission to explore strange new school boards.
I’m sure that’s an old picture. On the other hand, maybe this is actually a fail!
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
megaaaa
But if the resistance movement is futile, this designates a Maquis fail.
The Maquis only fail if they expected to stay in the alpha quadrant.
Cue the futile resistance… NOW! They don’t know when they’re beat.
Loler, I am not loling at you. So WELCOME!
Victory!
Wait, I thought the teachers were the Federation.
Somebody in the union didn’t planet right.
It actually would be nice if school was in session 7 days a week.
I’m not that cruel.
Even if those students are trolls?
♪ Don’t be cruel ♪
They’d have nights off! Of course, there’s homework, but they can sleep!
We can feed them pop-tarts.
Just slide ‘em under their doors, right?
Not if you keep feeding them Pop-Tarts!
*with the exception of going to another school
How cute… a school billboard quoting Star Trek.
“Will not comply.”
Students will be assimilated, they will be one with the Borg Collective teachers.
Just think, NEXT YEAR, you will be able to dump all of your kids off at all of their schools and scoot home to snuggle up with your nice, warm laptop.
XDDDD
Approved by the Borg of Education
I KNEW THE BORG TOOK OVER THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM!!!
All I have to say is: “E” is the most common letter in the English language, and you only had 2 of them for the sign?
You will be assimilated..
I never knew Darth Vader became a principal. e_O
Pop culture knowledge FAIL!
Resistanc3 might be Futile, but R3sistance isn’t ;3.
this is a fail
How old is this? September 4th is a Saturday!
hooo… sep 4 is on saturday! aurite!
Prepare your anuses.
This is a fail, unless they go to school on Saturday.
FTW~!
Resistance is futile. Your life, at it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service… us.
Shut off that damn noice!