I go to the countryside to be made cook roast j’ like its house tastes the discharge of Satan good is with the top of the river. good day I will masturbate while thinking has your mother the brownies is a lie
I think we lost something there in the translation…unless you meant to say that you like cooking roasted brownies with my mother while masturbating then discharging satan in the river….THEN we are definitely on the same page…because I live for that too!!!
Actually I believe he meant to say that he likes to visit the coutryside, and while he’s there he often will challenge himself by attempting to cook roast beef over an open fire so well it will taste like he made it with all the proper equipment and accommodations he has at home. When he’s done with that, he enjoys throwing satan off a waterfall. He also would like to clarify that he would not consider masturbating while your mother made brownies to be a good day, and all who say otherwise are lying.
it’s not a car…. its called a pickup, (a.k.a. a truck…) lol a car is something like a mustang, this obviously has a box in the back, therefore its a pickup
This is not a pickup. It’s a type of car known (at least over here) as a “ute” (short for utility vehicle). A ute does have a tray (or box) on the back, but is smaller than a pickup and is classed as a car, not a truck.
The only problem with that theory is that when you launch a boat you are supposed to back the boat in so the boat goes in the water first. If he had been doing it right, but forgot the handbrake the boat should still be further in the water than the truck.
well six months ago it had a sticker and now it magically doesn’t. that say’s photoshopped by someone and I’m willing to bet it was this one. And don’t try and tell me its political cause I voted for the President. I’m simply making a statement.
Congratulations to the staff of failblog for finding an actual fail!!…It has been a long time since we’ve seen something creative – funny – or just worthy of being called a fail – and now we can celebrate…let’s not have another month long drought again please…
You can easily imagine that this was a mistake the driver made without even thinking! All logic was immediately bypassed as soon as he saw the water and thought to himself “durrrrr. Water in front. Car go forwurrrrrd. Boat go forwurrrrrd.”
“Hello, yes Fashion Police? Yes, I would like to report a ’57-19′ on Pier 3. That’s right the adjacent pier to the idiot who failed to launch his vessel correctly. Yes that’s right a double-denim incident. You may want to send back-up, I think he’s getting away.”
Put the car in reverse, ya moron!
Thank you for not saying “first.”
Thanking for not saying “first” is as annoying as saying “first” itself…
Saying thanking for not saying “first” is as annoying as saying “first” itself…
Ups, fail, correction:
Saying that thanking for not saying “first” is annoying is as annoying as saying “first” itself…
I go to the countryside to be made cook roast j’ like its house tastes the discharge of Satan good is with the top of the river. good day I will masturbate while thinking has your mother the brownies is a lie
ohhhh… i see how that is relevant…
Sekel,
I think we lost something there in the translation…unless you meant to say that you like cooking roasted brownies with my mother while masturbating then discharging satan in the river….THEN we are definitely on the same page…because I live for that too!!!
Actually I believe he meant to say that he likes to visit the coutryside, and while he’s there he often will challenge himself by attempting to cook roast beef over an open fire so well it will taste like he made it with all the proper equipment and accommodations he has at home. When he’s done with that, he enjoys throwing satan off a waterfall. He also would like to clarify that he would not consider masturbating while your mother made brownies to be a good day, and all who say otherwise are lying.
wha
Telling someone that thanking for not saying “first” is as annoying as saying “first” itself is even more annoying…
another new member. welcome, fake!
They dont say first, because moderator check first posts!
97th
Did the car died?
Yes, and the boat too, ‘coz it needs water
Perhaps they’re trying to tow the car out of the water using the boat?
Oh, he accidentally the whole boat!
Your sentence lacks a verb.
no, the is really good
I am afraid that you are new to the internet.
I am afraid that you are new to the english language.
it’s not a car…. its called a pickup, (a.k.a. a truck…) lol a car is something like a mustang, this obviously has a box in the back, therefore its a pickup
Please proceed to the next window.
Please proceed to the previous window.
Please proceed to the next life.
you’re soo observant
fenk you
This is not a pickup. It’s a type of car known (at least over here) as a “ute” (short for utility vehicle). A ute does have a tray (or box) on the back, but is smaller than a pickup and is classed as a car, not a truck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coup%C3%A9_utility
no, that’s a full size pickup Ford F-150
It is manufactured by Ford and is an f150 Pick-up truck it or so appears by the Blue oval on the tailgate of the bed of the truck.
definitely F-150
Sory! To late for that.
Does this mean i’m first?
No, you have to put the boat in reverse… Think like him..!
don’t laugh, experts at work!
only in l.a…..
How are his clothes dry if his truck is in the water?
Maybe he forgot to engage the handbrake and the car just rolled in? It happends trust me
Or maybe this is the guy from the tow away company?
both are quite possible lol
The only problem with that theory is that when you launch a boat you are supposed to back the boat in so the boat goes in the water first. If he had been doing it right, but forgot the handbrake the boat should still be further in the water than the truck.
180 degree turn: not for everyone.
They’re doing it wrong.
He must have been sooo excited to go fishing.
This is the third time i’ve seen this picture. This one has been photoshoped thought, the back window in the original has an Obama sticker
Hey Mr. Expert photo authenticator, perhaps the Obama one was the photoshopped one.
I agree with mr ko…
Ha, lol
well six months ago it had a sticker and now it magically doesn’t. that say’s photoshopped by someone and I’m willing to bet it was this one. And don’t try and tell me its political cause I voted for the President. I’m simply making a statement.
cool story, bro
This is the third time i’ve seen this picture. This one has been photoshoped though, the back window in the original has an Obama sticker
Yeah, I can see it’s photoshopped. At least the car is. The reflection towards the front is unrealistic.
(looks like you haven’t put thought into your post this time)
I’m betting the Obama sticker was photocrapped in by someone trying to make a political point
it’s that car okay???
Like there is a different way to do that.
What??? I can’t back up with a trailer!! That’s hard!
I see nothing strange about this. So what the guy uses his car for the water and his boat for the road?
its not boat launch fail, its sub launch win!
Yeah, this is a win. He’s testing his new submersible car.
Ya got it backwards there, chief.
At least he tied his boat to the dock too
The boat is ALMOST in the water!
Other way you guys!
Congratulations to the staff of failblog for finding an actual fail!!…It has been a long time since we’ve seen something creative – funny – or just worthy of being called a fail – and now we can celebrate…let’s not have another month long drought again please…
No kidding!
Brake fail.
In Russia, boat launches you….
in russia, you drive on lake, and drop boat off, then blow up lake
in SOVIET Russa, Boat launches you.
Get it right!
in Soviet RUSSIA, boat launches you.
Get it righter!
In Soviet UNION, boat launches you!
Only unreformed Tsarists still refer to the motherland as Russia!
СССР болшой жорошо!
Duplicate fail.
[insert your "am on a boat " joke here]
Well guys what did you expect from the owner of a Ford?
That’s a Big old helping of “YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!”
Oh gawd.
You can easily imagine that this was a mistake the driver made without even thinking! All logic was immediately bypassed as soon as he saw the water and thought to himself “durrrrr. Water in front. Car go forwurrrrrd. Boat go forwurrrrrd.”
He was just washing the truck!
welcome to the club!
How the hell did they do that?
i think his car has a hole… because it sank
sometimes you have to get lost to find your way & sometimes you have to sink a car so a boat can float.
For future reference, THE BOAT GOES IN FIRST.
He should put the boat in reverse… Think like him..!
Have you flooded a Ford lately? /jingle
Wrong way, stupid.
In Soviet Russia boat launch you!!!
so funny
“No keep going! It’s not in the water yet!”
I like the big-ass yacht in the background…
wait..that’s not the boat
Figures, it looks like an Arizona Licence plate on that trailer.
OH MOTHTERTRUCKER!
So, to summarize:
First. That’s annoying. So is that. In Soviet Russia, car (or ute or truck) which may or may not have once had an Obama sticker, launches you.
This is a SEA mingly impossible situation
He is trying to FORD the river….
hey mr boatman…. you’re doing it wrong!!!!
In Soviet Russia…
“Hello, yes Fashion Police? Yes, I would like to report a ’57-19′ on Pier 3. That’s right the adjacent pier to the idiot who failed to launch his vessel correctly. Yes that’s right a double-denim incident. You may want to send back-up, I think he’s getting away.”