Ahoy, matey! i bee lookin for a boner…. me ‘ole crew bee froitend ‘n’ squeemish ’bout bonin the bountee of our fair oceen….we pay thee in dubloons, twenty or so a fortnoight. What bee your neerest port so i moight swing by for’un interrrrvew?
Also, being the wages are in Pounds Sterling, I have to wonder if the British have the same slang as we do for an erection? I doubt it, but it’s possible. This would have been funnier if it were an American sign.
Yeah, this is a bad job title, but I knew a guy that got a job out of high school as an “Erection specialist.” His job was to put up the framing for office buildings.
We didn’t make fun of him for his job title at all…
Our “client” is an award-winning company who obtains the “highest quality meats” from local farmers with whom they have established “personal relationships” and are “passionate” about “upholding” the very best animal “husbandry” standards. We are seeking an experienced boner to join their “team” on a “temporary to permanent basis”.
Haha this is why you should show advertising to little kids and they’ll tell you honestly “Hey, that actually means…” (and then you’ll probably put it up anyway but hey, at least you knew )
I’ll be the first to accept this job…
Which boner would you like to be and why?
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Ahoy, matey! i bee lookin for a boner…. me ‘ole crew bee froitend ‘n’ squeemish ’bout bonin the bountee of our fair oceen….we pay thee in dubloons, twenty or so a fortnoight. What bee your neerest port so i moight swing by for’un interrrrvew?
haaa ha! he said “fortnoight”
i have an “experienced” boner.
Liar!
The kitchen assistant advert is also an advert for a new girlfriend.
I am the biggest boner around!
the bone head of the class
silver means old?
More like maturity fail.
Failblog indeed.
Why not post the credits of virtually any movie? “Best Boy”, “Grip” …
…”Clapper Loader”, “Focus Puller”…
2nd butcher
“Catering Butcher”, “Experienced Boner”…. Yeah i don’t think this will turn out well….
“… who obtains the highest quality meats from local farmer”
That, combined with looking for an “experienced boner”, doesn’t sound right either.
You mean TIGHT catering butcher.
£8.00 an hour for boning pigs?
Not a bad wage, but you have to be experienced it seems.
immediate start lol
my boner has experience with pigs, dogs, cows and a few sheep.
No fish?
oh yeah, and a whale or two.
Are you experienced?
Have you ever been … experienced?
I have!
Trumpets and violins I can hear in the distance,
I think they’re calling our names. x_X
I worked for a very naive Chef once who asked several people one day if they’d seen his boner. He had misplaced his knife.
Oh, the looks he musta gotten, I’d've paid to see.
made my day.
my boner is not experienced. Give him experience today!
Sure! He can have some experience with the Catering Butcher.
I hope someone gives him a good job.
Is this in the window of Walt’s Meat, perchance?
…I’m pretty sure it means like removing the bones. *sigh*
Also, being the wages are in Pounds Sterling, I have to wonder if the British have the same slang as we do for an erection? I doubt it, but it’s possible. This would have been funnier if it were an American sign.
We do use the term boner over here
We do? That’s news to me.
only all the time! what rock have you been living under?
Captain obvious is obvious!
but it says something about “animal husbandry”
doesn’t that point toward…well…boning pigs for 8.00 pounds an hour?
Yeah, this is a bad job title, but I knew a guy that got a job out of high school as an “Erection specialist.” His job was to put up the framing for office buildings.
We didn’t make fun of him for his job title at all…
then you failed
hire me. i’m a professional boner
Our “client” is an award-winning company who obtains the “highest quality meats” from local farmers with whom they have established “personal relationships” and are “passionate” about “upholding” the very best animal “husbandry” standards. We are seeking an experienced boner to join their “team” on a “temporary to permanent basis”.
I’d say this is more a win by that ”experienced” being added there
Meow… I haz experience!
i live in axminster , im gunna go and find that sighn
aurite!
Haha this is why you should show advertising to little kids and they’ll tell you honestly “Hey, that actually means…” (and then you’ll probably put it up anyway but hey, at least you knew
)
pick austin powers!
I guess then they aren’t looking for women?
I know right? …… What the hell is a ‘hospitality kitchen assistant’?!
idiots
if only i had gotten my name right the first time….oh well at least I earned it!
Tight catchering butcher? Why she had to be tight?
One would think you would call the person who removes bones from meat a “deboner”. A “boner” would be someone who puts the bones back in!