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Is that supposed to smell good…?
Watched this just while listening to Tool – Stinkfist
Adds a whole new element to the shocker.
I call it Caesium.
Boron in there and get some make yourself at holmium.
All my beliefs that this blog was tasteful argon.
Tasteful? Helium no, just barium on in there.
I’m surrounded by Borons
I hate having to zinc of puns.
That has lead many of us to frustration.
*looks round*
I’m sorry, I ‘ave a gold.
Bend over, let see what the mercury reads.
ZA is usually good at this, last time I saw him was at the kypton main street.
i saw him too, he was trying to copper feel on some helpless woman
Did he reach up her rump and steel some nom?
I want to xenon of this video.
Try again; steel isn’t an element.
He tried to impress us with elemental knowledge and messed up, instead making himself look dumb by failing to recognise that steel is an alloy. Oh, the iron(y).
that was a very strontium thing to say, i zinc you sir are a cobalt!
Gotta watch out for those crazy elephants, they’ll go right for uranium!
this is sodium disgusting. isn’t he worried about std’s–I didn’t see a nitrogen or lifestyles on that trunk. Guess it’s none of my bismuth if he wants to take the arsenic route.
I’ve had all I can Barium
i have neon to say
Selenium argon carbon hydrogen indium Francium Au?
He went fission for a plumbum
oh think of all the GERManiums in thur!
Clearly not an Einsteinium
………Yttrium.
Do I win?
@Blake:
*recognize.
Oh, the iron(y).
*Blaze
No. It’s ‘recognise’ in English.
‘Recognize’ in American.
17 in the stink, 9 in the pink…and still nothing
2 elephants 1 snack
I hate to radon your parade, but this is a clearly a misinterpretation of getting a ferium grip on the situation and giving it the best tungsten you’ve got.
I think you mean this adds a whole new elephant to the shocker.
Trunk deep within the border line……..
that’s elephant’s got some junk in the trunk
i never knew that an elephant’s rear end is so accassable?
Ever seen the video where an elephant sits on a guys head?
Do I want to?
Who don’t wants to see an elephant sitting on a guys head?
ROFL I know which one you’re talking about. HHAHHAHAHA omfg it was worse surprise ever
Alt title: Two Elephants One Trunk
hahahhaaa lol
I was going to say 2elephants1snack.
you mean 2elephants1crack
win!
An obvious revised version of two girls one cup….lol
wait… if it was obvious, why did you state it?
Because some don’t get the obvious. That’s called “oblivious”.
I watched it listening to Disturbed – Inside the Fire. It made me lol like mad.
#finger deep within the borderline
ew. disgusting.
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Pachiderm is packing some serious sh*t right there
is that normal elephant behaviour?
I have no idea. A lot of animals are know to eat their own poo if it’s still got nutrients in it… Dunno how that elephant could tell, though. Maybe he was really hungry and thought “screw it, it’s not like we eat anything besides greens anyway…”
Two Girls One Cup Goes To Animal Planet!!!
This video should be called “two elephants, one cup”
@ vulpes Smell good? what about taste!!
If you want tanin that badly, try a cup of tea!
Disclaimer?
Crap…sorry *DISCLAIMER FOR LEILA*
ROFL!! Thank you sweets!
Based on the positioning of the cute elephant’s trunk I opted not to watch the video.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!
Happy Fridays!
*squeezies*
*does the Happy Friday wiggledance*
*gets her jiggie on*
*squeezes Ms B*
Someone wake the CP godess already.
I’m awake, I’m awake!
*grumbles*
Awwwww Grumpy godess.
*morningsqueezies*
*clappity clap*
Yay! She’s here!!!!!
*squeezes the grumpy godess*
*tickles the grumpy Goddess*
*wiggledances some more*
*roffles heartily*
*tinkles*
*gives DG ShamThong™*
You guys spend way to much time on the Cheezburger network..
FINALLY! Someone said what we all were thinking!!! Thank you Sortech!!!
You have no idea what I was thinking and you don’t have the right to say that you do.
I like the peeps – if you don’t then GTFO!
Thanks, MMOR! We like you, too!
*squeeeeze*
i agree sortech – the peeps are quite nauseating
Who are the peeps?
*Clapitty puke al over the zone*
*wigglepee on everyone*
…
Bahahahahahaha.
if mcdonald’s closed let’s grab something to eat from the elephant
Considerably more nutritious, as well.
And quite a tossup between the taste…
But we have a clear winner in the freshness department.
and price
and healthy?
those peanuts are large
Augh! NO! Wha – why?!!
CANNOT UNSEE.
engage the cutenesss!
Alot of animals, especially herbivores, have very inefficient digestive systems. It is very common for them to reingest food already passed, usually their own, or their mothers. Trust me, it is worse when they have had a stomach upset.
Just hold still.
*sticks trunk in*
*removes bad memories*
*eats it*
Shhhh…Shhhh…It’s ok to like it….
rofl…
Hahahaha ^5
*thwacks DrB*
Don’t encourage the googie!
Can you pass the salt while you are at it.
*Steals a bite and runs away laughing maniacally*
Apologies, but, well, aren’t you a little closer to planescape?
Sorry sweetie, but I have witnessed it far too many times ….*is jaded by the natural world*
K. *hugs K@ and doesn’t let go no matter what*
Fankoooooo. *brightens a little*
*sigh
I have been pooped on by quite a few endangered animals too, looking after the little dahlings was never as cute and fuzzy as they make out you know!
Mom, are you sure this food is sanitary? It looks questionable to me! /Tantar
*snort*
The best is rabbits, who don’t just have inefficient digestive systems which leave large quantities of food intact and viable for the next organism to munch on, but actually require two passes through the digestive system to completely process their food. So the first time through, it comes out in a little cluster of soft nom nom that they reingest, and the second time through, you get the familiar hard pellets.
I’m loving the quiet stepping around the horrible sentence of ‘they eat their own s**t’ by saying ‘re-ingest’.
Well, I was avoiding the possibility of someone replying back that sh!t always equals feces, and since the things that comes out a rabbit’s butt the first time through are not technically called feces (they’re called cecotropes), that would make the statement “they eat their own sh!t” wrong. Then, of course, the whole thing would degrade into an argument about who gets to define the word “sh!t,” and the terrorists would win.
Yea they eat it again, but at least the usually wait for it to come out first! This one’s just shoving his nose up the other one’s butt to go get it!
Who knows, maybe it smelled really good and he couldn’t wait…
Young elephants, pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. When they are born, their intestines do not contain these bacteria (they are completely sterile). Without them, they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants.
what is it that he takes outta there?
the same thing that come out of your end
Not quite the same thing; elephants, like most other ruminants, only digest about 40% of what they eat; the remainder passes through undigested. So if you shat 2/3 steak, then this would be the same thing as what comes from your bum.
Two elephants, one trunk.
Loxi dont a do that!
elephant 1: “but that hole is way too big to have been caused by a trunk!?”
elephant 2: “he fingered me first”
I see what you did there
I was just about to post that.
disgusting….
delicious…
Disgusting but nature,
Don’t really see the fail…
“Young elephants, pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. When they are born, their intestines do not contain these bacteria (they are completely sterile). Without them, they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants.”
It’s not a fail. It’s part of life.
The more you know…
Doesn’t stop it from looking incredibly disgusting and being something I wish I could unsee, though.
Same thing happens with human babies. Both when we pass our mother´s birth canal, and later on, when we taste everything we can stick our mouth to, or wear our diapers.
This is, by the way, the most probable reason why babies taken with a caesarian section are more prone to allergies. The bacteria you´re exposed to when you´re born are needed for a healthy immune system.
says the doctor who isn’t treating patients on a Friday morning
I was caesarean, and there’s not a thing I’m allergic to.
PROTIP: A citation does not change credibility AT ALL! Trust and logic change credibility. And we don’t trust that apparent government statement any more than yours, or that of that crazy bum on the street corner.
Does that mean that if I eat elephant faeces… I’ll be able to digest grass? Hmm… time to go find an elephant and become a serious vegetarian! =)
Actually, I doubt there’s much nutritional difference between grass and lettuce, so you’d probably be able to digest it as it is. What little kid hasn’t eaten some grass?
If you are planning on becoming a vegetarian though, you might as well go eat a pile of elephant crap anyway, just to prepare your taste buds for what you’ll be eating from now on. Have fun!
Looks like 2 girls 1 cup for Animal Geographic.
half full or half empty?
When working in a safari park I once found the stool of an elephant that had rather obviously been suffering from constipation.
We called the result Brian, and dressed him in our old clothes.
♪Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did…♪
*SNORK*
That’s one for the archives!
They act like they’ve never seen an animal before and then they ask why the entire world thinks Americans are stupid xD
Pardon me… are you gonna eat that?
…again?
is this what elephant fisting looks like?
i think this is more like rimming, with your nose
more like trunking
Colonoscopy of the animal world?
it’s like that t-shirt! om nom nom nom ….wait
grab some nuts?
I can’t believe he ate the hole thing.
he’s comfort eating, down in the dumps
I know he is into the whole organic vegan movement.
*vomit*
They like to eat da poo poo.
He needed to go DEEPAH
It kinda reminds to “The Human Centipede”
any good?
A bit nutty.
steamy fresh out the ….er …oven
EXIT ONLY!
*pays royalty to Ms B*
*pockets internets*
*squeeze*
*steals sign*
*skipsawayallquicklike*
Oh noes!
*Covers arrears*
That was the most disgusting thing… I’ve ever seen…. I’m so glad I wasn’t eating anything while watching that….
Google 2 girls 1 cup, that’s even more disgusting, because they are human :]
the diff is, that in 2 girls 1 cup is a fake…
*voms all over the blog and flees*
*sigh*
*cleans up mess with shovel and bukkit*
*dumps bukkit in the troll cage*
*plops a huge box of cupcakes (assorted flavors) on the table*
Where did you pull those out of?
Yeah, I think I’ll pass.
*eyes cupcakes suspiciously*
[eyes the cupcakes, wondering if he should have one]
*removes [ and ] from Nick’s post and replaces them with two * *
Eat one.
I trust you, Leila.
*eats*
Ooh, cupcakes! Thanks, Leila! This will be the perfect thing to munch on while I watch the linked video.
This is just wierd :S
Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Packer-derm!
… I may use this term by accident in the future. Thanks.
OK, I knew that some animals eat poop, but I didn’t realize that they sometimes don’t wait for it to leave the first one. That other elephant didn’t even seem to flinch!
yeah I can’t imagine why they would be in such a rush to eat it o.o
Heaven forbid it should fall on the ground, then it would be lightly crusted in dirt. Not sure if the 10 second rule applies…
that’s what I call brown nosing.
Ba dum tsshh.
*jerks elephant’s tail*
*muffled trumpet sound*
Can’t put my thoughts into words…
That’s like an elephant 2 girls 1 cup! :S
“young elephants eat their mother’s feces to gain essential gut flora”, but it`s still desgusting
In Animal News:
The academia for animals has expanded in Tampa, as local Elephant gets Ph.D. as a doctor in Proctology
Can someone please turn this into a GIF? I’m making a Fail Compilation on Windows Movie Maker and don’t know how to save video to my computer.
Freecorder Toolbar. Google it.
I should add that it’s meant for audio but it comes with an application/extra tool to save videos.
And yes it’s legal, there are lots of copyright-free videos on the web that you are allowed to download. Depends what you do with it.
It does not download the sound/video. The video is already downloaded to your computer’s memory when you watch it through streaming. Normally with streaming the video is deleted after you watch it, but this program will let you save it to your hard disk. EXACTLY like recording a show from TV.
portugal!
Zoo de Lisboa! Ah pois é
Ainda assim… nojento.
Yummy! Almost digested peanuts.
EAT DA POOPOO o:
Elephants take recycling *very* seriously.
Saving the Worlds environment by recylcing and giving those zookeepers a break at it’s maximium =D
Honestly LOL
Young elephants eat their mother’s feces to obtain the bacteria they don’t yet have in their intestines. This elephant looks mature to me so I dunno. I DO know that this was completely sickening.
Well, seem like elephants cant digest nuts as well and they get out back there exactly as they came in on the frontside… Maybe thaty why Jumbo was ‘diggin´ in’ >:X
“Hollycrap!”
lolphants make me lol
Eat recycled food! It’s good for the environment, and ok for you!
haha, what a tarded elephant.
The best part is that sh*t-eating grin on his face afterward…
I already knew elephants eat feces, but straight out of the ass instead of eating them from the ground? Oh wow… XD
This one likes it on tap.
Eew, who’d want to eat something that’s been on the ground?!?
*hurk* I WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN.
You’re all wrong, that’s the elephant’s doctor. He’s just diagnosing a patient
.
Diag-nose-ing…
Elephant Fail, or Free Meal Win?
Now we know where McDonald’s took all its ideas for food (and also probably part of the materials).
We all have our fetishes, elephants included. As long as it was consensual…
Rule 34 in action.
move over two girls one cup. these guys have got you beat
two elephants one trump
Why are you so Ironic?
hmm!! Two girls one cup! wild nature edition????
lot’s of protein!
What you doin’ wit all dat junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
Talk about taking a dump. Literally.
I think this large mammal really sucks ass…
Food for Thought . . . is often Undigested.
I am never going to Babar’s house for dinner.
For him, it was the most intimate dinner time they had ever had, for her – just another time of backside exploration…
this is bulls**t… sry my bad, elefant-s**t
Well, to be fair, when you’re hungry, you’re hungry. It’s just a simple snack, right?
2 elephants 1 trunk
ho – stink kukai! aurite!
I had just stared chewing on a meatball when I clicked play.
BBLAAAAAAAAARRRRGRGRGGGRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
BBBBLLAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHGHGRGGGHHGGH!!!
*dry cough… sniff… wipe tear from eye and snott from nose…dry heave… repeat*
Elephant Centipede
2 Elephants one trunk
“Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poop-on”?
two elephants, 1 camera?
WOW! Great place to hide whoopers!
It reaches deeeeppaaahhh and eats tha poo poo
That elephant is actually a space alien in disguise. You can tell by the location of the probe.
EAT DA POOPOO
That made me f’in sick, thanks a lot.
People are surprised when I say I hate elephants. This is why I hate elephants.
this is why I gave up my job with the traveling circus years ago dudes!
2 elephants, 1 trunk
What a brown noser. Oh, the things we do in school for good grades.
Ehh … I just watched this while eating a chocolate pudding O.o
I don’t see the problem he is just giving the other elephant a prostate exam, elephants are very health conscious you know.
“You never go ass to mouth!”
“I’m not… I’m going ass to nose to mouth”
now that is some good sh*t
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T DO IT!!! NOOOO!!!
OH GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING!!
this reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup in a way
WTF?
Awww, the elephant only wanted to eat da poo-poo.
that elephant has trunk in his junk….
It’s a metaphor for the Republican Party.
EAT DA POO POO
Have u ever been so hungry that u ate someone else’s s**t straight from the source?
Everything about this erotic movie made me so hawnee I choked my daddies chicken until his willie threw up in my mouth and then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!
gross! but not the first time I seen a elephant digging for gold nuggets like that!
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This one goes on the classroon Network !
looo, this is in the Zoo of Lisbon, portugal, i know the spot, and i can understand the people talking on the video,hahahaha
did he died?
O. M. G.
-barfs-
“That food you ate looked good, I think I’ll eat it later…”
I can’t tell, would this be considered a rape? Or would it be considered a robbery?
2 elephants one trunk
2 elephants 1 cup! XD
Omnomnom!
He knows where to go to get the good stuff!
two elephants one trunk
If you think this is disgusting, consider the fact that carnivores eat not just the muscle tissue (what you typically call meat in the grocery store) but all the internal organs as well, including the stomach and intestines, which are full of partially-digested food and yes, poo. Not only that, but the reproductive organs are consumed as well, and if the animal is a pregnant mammal, fetus along with them.
Welcome to the natural world.
Thanks, I just threw up. *nom nom nom*
Keep in mind these 2 things:
1) GOP logo
2) Glenn Beck
Sloppy seconds…
grab some nuts
Elephants aren’t the only animals to do this sort of thing. Woolly mammoths also ate their own dung -> http://tinyurl.com/3ye4dob
..delicious
DAMMIT! I was about to say that!
Three FAIL in one video:
-elephant put his snoot in other elephant ass
-he gets out from elephant ass s**ts
-he eats this s**t
Eat da poo poo!
Guess we have to make being an elephant a crime with capital punishment. :/
Oh no! Looks like someone else in Africa is EATING DA POO POO !
Eat Da Poo Poo!
om nom nom da poo (the lolaphant things)
I think its disgusting very disgusting.
Guess someone ordered the….
*puts sunglasses on*
Poo poo platter!
YEAAHHHH!!!!
He eats da poo poo!
Only on Lisbon Zoo
I had no idea Japan had elephants.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just lost my appetite.
2 Elephants, 1 Cup
Well that elephant isn’t gay because he’s unpacking fudge! ha
……..good lord………
I didnt know elephants liked to toss salad
If this made me hungry, should i be conserned? :S
2 Elephants 1 Trunk
this happens a lot
elephants have a very bad digestive system
i once was at the zoo while they were cleaning their feces and there were like whole apples and other fruits in there.
animals do bdsm?
“And they eat da PooPoo…”
Lol!!! I saw that on Tosh.0 hahahahahahaha
That elephant has some fetish issues
i Fap to this.
OMG this is the 2 ELEPHANTS 1 CUP video everybody is talking about!
That elephant is a real brown-noser.
i don’t know why, but as soon as i saw the elephants, even before i heard people speaking, i thought “oooh no! this can’t be from Portugal. I have a bad feeling!” and BAM! It is from Portugal. I feel ashamed of our elephants. LOL
WHAT THE FµCK?!!?
THIS IS IN LISBON’S ZOO , PORTUGAL!! (IM PORTUGUESE
Number 1 Turd Burgler
Now that’s some fresh peanut butter.
Peanut Butter WIN!
Lol at the one in the back staring hard as hell at them.
ganda nojo fodasse
What a poor sick elephant, i feel bad for it…
is there a cure for such anomalies?
Are these elephants from the Berlin Zoo by any chance?
Didn’t know elephants got that kinky.
Nop. They are from Lisbon’s Zoo in Portugal. You can hear the people talking and they are talking in portuguese
I instantly recognized the place.
I was there when this happen, and it doesnt show the best part, the male elephant was “excited”
Young elephants, pandas, koalas, and hippos eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. When they are born, their intestines do not contain these bacteria (they are completely sterile). Without them, they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants.
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It`s animal version for 2 girl and 1 cup xD
Holy elephant poo.
Anal Sex…You’re Doing It Wrong!!
WTF?
EAT THE POO POO: you’re doin’ it….hmm.. right
2 elefants 1 cup.
what!?!?!?!? NO!!!!! Thats not ment to happen!
PORTUGAAAL
F-ing Vile!
I NEED TO VOMIT!!
WHERE’S THE NEAREST TOILET?!!!
That would never happen in the wild. Goes to show how harmful a zoo is to an animals psyche!
so that’s where they keep their snacks..
newborn elephants are born withouth essencial bacteria needed to digest the huge amount of plants that they eat, so they eat poop from mom to get them, but when they are little. Being so grown like the video i dont know if it is normal behiavour.
BTW, you have a lot of bacteria inside you intestines that help you to digest some food. Even they protect you from bad bacterias that came from outside. Also they are the same bacteria that starts digesting YOU when you die.
Have a good day.
Reminds me of Full metal jacket – “Right after you eat peanuts outta my shieeet”.
sometimes they sit on a humanhead
EAT DA POOPOO???
This adds a whole new meaning to the term “brown nosing”!
That’s what I call an ass bandit.
Err, i guess someone could´t wait for it to come out, it self xD
thats what friends are for
2 elephants 1 trunk
Fake
That elephant is now working for the TSA.
Glad I’ve never seen this while attending the zoo
I guess we’re done wi’Thallium element puns. But I agree, I don’t think Iodine on elephant poo either. I wish someone had Lead that elephant to Polonium on the other’s tail instead of Barium it up it’s BUTT!
Peanut WIN!
I thought that elephants were supposed to be smart.