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yeeee 1.
I like boobs.
And the funny thing is, that there was actually an earth quake in there and security guard dripped because of that. You idiots were too stupid to notice the moving camera.
@0:04 judo flip
Anyone notice he lost his gun?
I’m amazed that shop security guards are even allowed to have guns. Especially if they can’t figure out how gates work.
He just thought he was in a movie.
Yeah, there may have been an earthquake as evidenced by the moving shevles and stuff falling off them. But he tripped (or dripped as you said) because he tried to run through a one way gate that was clearly marked as such. Then he left a firearm on the floor of a store. Or are you too stupid to notice that? Idiot.
or the shaking could be the guy videoing the TV screen which is displaying the security camera footage and the movement is of his bad camera work and laughing whilst recording.
There are some packets moving on the right, but only two, which might suggest it’s just the aircon moving them.
The Guard’s flip is due to running into a no entry gate which doesn’t swing outwards, only inwards.
The gun.
He left it there.
*facepalm*
Yes, he was to busy picking up his balls and pride.
in soviet russia, steeple chases you!
Wobbly video from mobile phone camera + breathing sounds of guy filming with mobile phone camera + obvious grab for gate as he’s doing his flip + grocery store security carrying firearm + no one in video that’s above the age of 40 = fake stunt concocted by bored employees at grocery store.
lol didnt noticed until u said…
Wrong.
It was an earthquake – that’s why the camera was moving (Why would someone be using a camera phone 25 feet or more off the floor)
The breathing you’re hearing is the guy re-recording this video trying not to laugh too loud.
Yes, even grocery store security guards get to carry guns if the property owner believes such a show of force is necessary.
And why the HELL do you think there has to be anyone over the age of 40 in a store at all times?
Observational skills are important in life. Learn ‘em.
Yeah, you can tell it’s an earthquake also by just looking at the goods – you can see the shelves and everything else shaking independently, things falling off etc.
…and the cashier and other people storming out of the shop. Hes grabbing the gates becouse his trying to push them open.
Left the gun, How Quaint.
No he didn’t. I noticed they cut it just as he turned back to make it look worse than it was. Here’s a crap quality version of it that doesn’t cut out as early http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-falls-over-barrier.html
LOOK OUT! THE FLOOR! IT’S GOT A GUN!!!! D:
LOL he left his gun…
gun on the floor, gun on the floor, lookin like a fool with his gun on the floor
is this his gun that’s on the floor?!?!?!?!?!? :O
*wanders into store*
Hey, look! Free gun!
Yeah, don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Nobody will use that to rob the place while the security guard is gone.
If you look closely, you’ll see there’s an earthquake going on – they’ll just be hit by falling tomatoes and other shop things.
I’m sure they won’t either, cause there’s a ****ing earthquake going on and they’re evacuating the store, so no one will be left in it to rob.
Ms B…….wooo hooo!
*puts bubbly on ice*
*adds to store of no exit signs*
Who knew they work so effectively!
Yay! Party time!
Thanks! Apparently around here I can’t seem to have enough of those darn signs.
*squeeze*
Wooty-woot, Ms B!!
*pops the bubbly and pours it into glasses engraved with a lovely letter B*
It’s so nice to see you up so early, you lovely professor!
*squeeze*
Woohoo Ms. B!
Yay, Ms B!!!
WooHoo Ms. B!
*throws confetti*
Woohooo!! Congrats, Ms B!
*glugs down varying quantities of champagne from the lovely engraved glasses*
*dips finger in some champagne*
*plays “Flight of the Bumble B” on the rims*
His boss flipped out on him after this incident
The enemy’s gate is down.
Just made him fl
aopped down to the floor.Wiggin FTW
Clothsline by the gate two gate doors have taken down the their rival.
That looked fun
Blart The Return
I have questions about this situation:
1: Who was he chasing?
2: Who was the person that jumped the counter and fled the store, along with the woman who was apparently a customer.
3: Why did his sense of urgency disappear when his mishap occured?
4: Was that indeed his firearm lying on the floor? (On this I tend to think not. Most security guards are not armed……with very good reason. On the other hand, He might have actually been a cop.)
He wasn’t chasing anyone, he was running because there was an earthquake happening. Look at the stuff on the shelves shaking around.
This is a grocery store in Russia. Security totally has guns in the grocery store.
Dude! Your gun!
the story to this is that there was an earthquake happening and he did go back to get his gun……still pretty funny.
Wasn’t this funnier when it was originally posted, years ago?
See a free gun
Pick it up
And all the day
You’ll have some fun
Oh dear, this cannot be good. Fun with guns isn’t neccessarily fun. Possibly for a while, until someone gets shot. It’s all fun and games until someone get shot in the head.
@Nate.. that actually makes sense. You can even see the whole store moving in the video. Didn’t notice it at first. I assumed he was chasing the woman who jumped over the counter.
where exactly is this store?
He isnt chasing anyone.
It was an earthquake. You can see everything moving and the other people in the store moving towards the door.
Yeah guys, are you aware of all the stuff in the shop shaking? It’s called an earth quake and if one happened while I was in a shop, I’d GTFO of there sharpish and probs make a fool of myself too.
This should be renamed to “Running for your life fail”
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CONGRATS MS B!!!!!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!
*runs off to get confetti*
*falls spectacularly over gate*
Awww! Thanks youse guys!
Thanks!
Hey … where’s my gun?
And my wallet’s missing, too!
♪ Shopping trip! ♫
The jokes on you! All of my cards are maxed out! Ha ha ha!!
Oh … wait …
you really have the worst video player on the internetz
Lol, ouch, at 0:04 it’s gotta hurt
This area seems nice and secure. Time to move on!
Up, up and away!
Or over, over, and down in this guy’s case.
barrell roll: u are doing it wrong…
its probably just a taser gun, not a real gun.
He’s the Keystone to their whole security.
They’re called earthquakes and people tend to rapidly leavue buildings during them. failblog fail.
The fail is that he left his gun behind on the floor and still proceeded towards the exit.
Though I’m not sure if it’s better he get out there anyway and leave the gun behind, so might not be a fail. We don’t get earthquakes round here, not even small ones, so I don’t know if buildings are safe enough when small earthquakes occur.
Well we do get small ones but you can’t feel them…
why was everyone running outside
Hey free gun!
jeezus what a looser
Your weapon bro!
This is a double fail… He flips over the no exit bars and then leaves his gun lying on the floor. He muse idolize Barny fife.
EARTHQUAKE
the gun on the floor is priceless..
notice, he leaves his gun
Double security guard FAIL
da ground is shaking like da earfquake. aurite!
security derp
Can someone make a GIF of this? I’m making a Fail Compilation on Windows Movie Maker and don’t know how to save video to my computer.
when the earthquake has passed
*walks in*
ooh a gun!
*picks up* *security guard comes in*
hey is that my gun?
uhm… no?
*checks holster*
it is!
*shoots guard*
What a country where you need armed security in stores. Like in some 3rd world dump.
What’s worse?
A: The fact that he fell on a small barrier
B: The fact that he didn’t realise his gun had fallen out of the holster and was left in the middle of the floor
You would think that is this security guard worked there he would know how the gates worked.
HAHAHA the best part is he forgot his GUN!!!!!!
God damn that ice cream truck.
oohhh no..he lose his gun
uhhh, you can see after he flips over, the store is shaking. because of an earthquake. not because of crappy camera quality, people laughing, etc. idiots.
Is it really necessary with these videos to do the slow-motion instant replay? That is a meme that has been going on for a couple of years that is really stupid. It is the equivalent of the IRL “wink-wink, nudge-nudge, knowwhatimean?knowwhatimean?”
Up to the slow-motion replay, funny stuff.
now do a barrel roll!