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OMG, my first first
Sorry for trolling but I always wanted to do this.
lol I never wanted to do that…
haha ditto
That’s just sad…
Oh, Come on
Sorry, but he’s right. It’s a sad truth.
Thank you loler27
(They are afraid of THE TRUTH)
The good news is, now you’ve done it, and you can die happy.
be nice mickey
Ι’m already dead
Uhhhh… And you’re still commenting? I didn’t know you had internet connection in heaven.
Um, what makes you so sure he’s “in heaven?”
They dont! he slaves in my domain! *Evil Laugh*
Spartan(s) know(s) the truth *Evil Laugh²*
If Heaven doesn’t have interwebs, I dun wanna go.
Congratulations! You’ve won!
What’s your prize?
…
Enough of that already!
*mad face
Could someone please hit this kid as hard as possible with the banhammer? He’s ruining the site…
Lifelong ambition?
What will you do with your life now?
Creche means nursery (for the Yankees on here)
you have drinks at your nurseries?
Underage drinking is not to be taken lightly. Unless you mean drinks as in juice boxes and stuff like that.
there are yankees on here?
there are yankees everywhere…you just have to know where to look.
what’s a yankee?
its a doodle like you..
tonight… you dine… in helllllll!!!
(reference to his name)
aww.. i didnt need that sign post in the bracket! I am not a yankee!
uh – what’s a yankee?
Sad to say, all too typically a yankee is the one in the conversation who doesn’t know what “yankee” means. (And yes, I am one.)
according to websters:
yankee n.
someone who is receiving a yank
Give a troll a fish and it can eat for the evening. Teach a troll to fish and it can drown trying to repeat it.
Trolls, try google . com. Seriously. It’s like edumacation, only it makes you feel smarter too.
what’s a troll?
Only if I get to stay there and he does the shopping
*plops down next to k@*
Garçon! We need another round, please!
But not potatotinis…. *hides*
DW – are you still here?
I’ll have a strawberry daquiri.
TOTAL WIN! Its amazing idea! Wife shop-husband drink beer
I hate go with wife to shop!
Now THERE’s a win-win!
Best part is, if you drink quick enough. theres nothing left in the bank ballence for her to spend on cloths. When she comes back yelling profanities in your ear, your too drunk to care! Definatly a WIN
Untill you sober up and realize that it was your money you two just spent…
I wonder if a husband could also stay home drinking beer, while his wife is out shopping.
I guess we’ll never know!
That would make it harder for the bar to make money.
drink da primo! auuurite!
This is a pretty good marketing technique. The husband gets to stay in the bar free while the wife shops. But the husband is then constantly tempted to buy a drink. That reels in some good profit. And the wife gets to do all of the shopping she likes. But the bad part, if she takes too long, her husband may be completely wasted by the time she gets back. Other than that, this is a good system.
Cool story bro!
The best part is that the wife has to pay the bill.
We saw a similar sign outside a pub in Pickering, Yorkshire. We did not allow the menfolk in our party to participate, unless they took the kids with them.
I would love to see someone do the reverse of this and watch the fake feminists get so angry over it!
I have to agree…it would be very entertaining
Wife spending too much money shopping leave her here while you work. *Picture of a kitchen*
Except husbands actually enjoy bars, so your example is remarkably stupid.
I clearly said work not bar. And he wanted a reverse, husbands only want to drink is a steaotype so I revesed a steaotype of a husband and made a steaotype for women (only wanting to cook)
I thought the expression was ‘under your skin.’
That depends on what he is doing, doesn’t it.
…. where is this place at!!!?!?
Meh, she could never afford it.
WIN now, EPIC FAIL later … once you realize you’ll have to answer “does my butt look big in this” after she’s bought those pants, with five beers swooshing around in your brain, at home, with nowhere to run away to.
No way! I saw this sign a couple of months ago and never even thought to take a pic!
I’m pretty sure this is in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, UK.
Actually, It’s in Brighton.
I’d stay with my Husband, buy us a few rounds of drinks, then leave him to go shopping,(I’m assuming this bar is in the shopping center.) then when I walk back to get him, I’ll have more drinks with him to catch up, then we’ll call a cab, go home, and have “relations”.
Now there’s a wife with some common sense.
I find it funny that were the genders reversed here, feminist groups would be up in arms boycotting the place and squawking about how it demeans them or some such nonsense.
But we’re men, so we take the practical approach. Free drinks and no obligation to listen to discussions about women’s shoes? Yes please.
I always laugh when I walk past this sign, shame the pub is a bit of a dive!
iight, being the nice person i am, and because it doesn’t look like anyone clarified this, but for all you morons out there who didn’t pay attention in elementary school where everyone else learned this, a yankee is an American >.>
Actually, a yankee is specifically an American from New England. As a yankee myself, I find it amusing when people don’t know what one is.
lmao i saw this place on the news a few years ago. i 4got where it was though. either way i dont know y it seems u HAVE to go w/ ur wife when she shops, id go somewhere else and meet her later. then again im gay so i cant say i know how to handle this situation.
It took you a sign to realize? serioufkngly? We go for a drink when you shop so it takes a fkn femoron to realize that we need a drink while. Go shopping on your own you fkng shopowhores!
Rofl i live right near this sign xD Didnt expect to see it on here lol.