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Πρώτος!
Translation please?
Translation? I’m still waiting!
Looked it up. It’s first in some other language. Do not feed the troll. Please.
You’re a slow learner aren’t you?
No. I just got impatient, and every once in a while, there IS a one word first comment that does NOT say “First”. Or is it about the “some other language” part?
Letters are kinda pretty.
chingen a su puta madre
It is apperently Greek.
It’s all Greek to me.
et tu Brute?
Hmmmm you appear to be a little latin to the conversation there
She can’t help it, she’s a romantic.
oooo you speak Greek?
I heard everyone in Greece does.
comes in burgundy red, sky blue, and chewbacca pink (shown)
Chewbacca pink? Pray tell, why is THAT what came to mind?
*points* Wookie, is a deep shag
Is that a Wookie’s…
Pink crayon?
*shudders*
True story: I had a neighbor in an apartment complex where all the first floor apartments had VERY pink bathrooms. Pink tile EVERYWHERE. He covered the outside of his bathroom door in brown faux fur. Very few people got the joke.
*roffles*
*joins group who doesn’t get the joke*
*whispersinLeilasear*
You know those flowers that look like waxy hearts? The ones with the overly large stamen? I got him a bunch of those to display on the sink.
The name he had for those was side splittingly funny.
Previous fail is why:
http://failblog.org/2010/08/24/epic-fail-photos-description-fail/
In case you missed it.
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Now why did you go and change your name? I liked fake?
ACK! NO!!! Let him use this as his name as long as he stops calling everything a freaking conspiracy!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmkay, but can I still call him fake?? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
cuz when the peeps get your note asking to ban “fake?”, i can be all like, “not me…”
That was an empty threat. You can relax now but you have to promise to behave going forward.
Raise your right hand and promise.
*waits*
*raises right hand*
*hands leila the contract written up by mouse*
- stop sounding like a poorly coded spammer script bot (agreed)
- start saying things that are interesting or amusing (agreed – but “interesting” and “amusing” are all relative)
- safety (not sure what this means)
- never demand anyone make a “sammich” or perform sexual favors for you (agreed – this is oddly specific, btw)
- never declare “first” or any other post order (agreed)
- treat others here with respect (agreed – but for the record, some of your comments to me were very disrespectful)
- behave like a mature adult regardless of your actual age (agreed)
It would have been a more complete promise by MC that way.
This was supposed to be a reply. But I must have done something wrong.
You replied to your own moderated post.
Oh that? Safety’s always third.
Welcome!
Welcome! All of the points have valid reasons.
Except that last one. We all fail that one from time to time.
We have to be mature??
*cries* But I don’t wanna!!! *pout*
Ban ‘fake?’ Ban ‘fake?’ Ban ‘fake?’ Ban ‘fake?’
*looks around*
Nevermind…
Exactly how did you change your name?
Is that a serious question?
Have you been reading this guy’s posts?
Are you thinking that I want to? No. I don’t want to change it. I just wanted to know how he did. I really only know the basics of this site. Do you simply type a different name into the name box thing?
You know that box that says “Name (required)”?
Is that it? Because I tried that. My comment disappeared. But here goes.
It works.
Oh, it actually worked! I just couldn’t think of anything else to say.
no, that’s the same name as last time
Sometimes it takes a few tries. And sometimes you may be using a far too suggestive name. And sometimes still you may be using words that are verboten or will send your comment into moderation. That last one may still allow your comment to show up, just later, after it has been vetted by a PTB.
Well, it still worked. Problem solved. Another thing I know how to do that I will never need.
Wrong! I call fake!
*hee, hee!*
*snickers*
*butterfingers*
What??? Can I help it if I have butter hooves??
Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Its First in greek
xaxaxxaxaa oraios megale!
Yeah, baby, yeah…
You beat me to it… Austin Powers FTW!
ROTSLMAO
I wish it came in pink.
If it does, call the doctor immediately!
What if it had sparklies? Pink sparklies.
Yay….pink *dances*
*sprinkles, pink*
Mmmmmm…pink!
*noms*
*puts some Pink on the stereo for K@’s dancing*
So what?
Then you would be granted three wishes…
I think if it came in pink you would have about 9 months before you had to go see a doctor.
Well, really you should go see your doctor once a month for 8 months, and then once a week for a month.
…then for a day or so of intensive treatment.
…Then 18-21 years of hell, with occasional glimpses of happiness.
I wish it came in more than just pink.
Sorry, the shag is only deserving of the color pink. Anything else would be an insult to the shag.
…green- see a doctor, get some penicillen
…Blue- get warmer
… and I don’t think I should be the one to explain what happens if it’s orange.
Teh orange ones are Poysun!!!!
There you go. Watch out everyone, yellow may be poison, but orange is POYSUN!
Other colors too would be better. Unless at least 90% of the people who come in this store are female, I don’t think it should be only pink.
Not most females like pink. Not most men hate pink. Well, maybe.
I lawl @ berber
This the majority of my “complex emotions” that I can never seem to describe to people…Useful.
Could use this line on some sort of Fail Heart.
I NEED A GT OVER HERE, STAT!
*runs to CJ and is totally out of breath*
I got here as fast as I could. What is a GT? Ground Track?
Gibberish Translator, have you got one?
No, I don’t. Oh we’re screwed!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mine always seems to be on the fritz. I don’t know how to fix it anymore.
I took it in to be serviced. Here ya go.
*hooks it up*
*inputs gibberish*
*watches as Gibberish Translator starts to shake and smoke and throw sparks*
…Dang. I’ll take it back to the shop.
I do.
I’m here! I’m here!
*squeeeeze*
I ALWAYS want one of those around!
I prefer the RFL closed loop.
BTW, that’s ROFL.
Well, that’s just tuft!
As long as it is a mutual laughing during the shag…
Something must have tickled his funny boner.
Stand up comedy?
Maybe a knock-up joke?
Followed by a pregnant pause.
And dinner via delivery.
…of baster’d wee ones.
Well, I think it’s either:
(1) A really giggly, happy carpet
(2) A muppet wearing a transparent prophylactic
(3) Safety (pink, with protective wrapper)
*holds breath, crosses fingers*
pleaseletitbenumber2.
It looks like a bundle of yarn from the hook-n-latch kits…only larger…just sayin’.
Lol, fancy a shag?
HAHA! I actually saw this for sale in Lowes about two weeks ago!!
LOL
the Greek means “first” (“protos”)
You’ll LOL every time you use this towel…Guaranteed!!
Loaf Of Loggers Shouting Horrible Ancronyms Greatly Soluting
Austin Powers must have like… 10 of these.
I would know.
i have this rug!!!!
I feel I must reupholster my house in this.
For every LOL, there is a carpet.
lol on that!
no mo dis at city mills. aurite!
i had to buy the green lol shag for my daughter’s room
shes always txting lol 2 me and her boyfriend
bahahahaha. that’s in lowe’s. sad i know that…but it’s legit.
That looks like minced beef o.o
………..
……….. lmao
This was a Lowe’s item. You should see the label! It says “LOL =)” in the description!
Item number? Its not called lol shag in canada…