I know, having your whole family murdered, hiding in the corpses, having amnesia, then trying to convince the world you are real would have sucked.
However, Disney….*shudders*
Actually, the animated ANASTASIA movie is NOT made by Disney. Does no one pay attention to the stuff right before the movie anymore?? O.o Or to whatever’s on the box?!
YES! I’m glad someone did this. I noticed last time i used my parents Netflix on the PS3 that some of the categories and movies don’t match up, for example, I saw a stand up special by Zach Galifankias under “Horror Movies.”
This kind of thing used to be very, VERY prevalent under the “Movies Like…” categories. For instance, I was watching “Legend Of The Seeker,” and under the category “Movies Like Legend Of The Seeker,” you’d find picks like “Dude, Where’s My Car?” or “The Comedy Central Roast Of Pamela Anderson.” Seriously?
Oh my gosh! That movie gave me nightmares as a kid! I remember seeing it when I was 4 and literally curling up into a ball in my seat next to my grandma.
Yet I still loved that movie… I loved it so much that I had an Anastasia birthday party, I dressed up as her for Halloween, and I had everything Anastasia. Screw Belle and Ariel, I was an Anastasia kid. Though I swear sometimes I would have to pause the movie just so I could rationalize that it was just a movie and Rasputin wasn’t going to jump out from the TV. Good times. Good times.
The real Rasputin was scary as heck… just look up how he died (or more specifically, how he didn’t…). BTW, an amateur scientist actually discovered the location of the bodies of Anastasia and her younger brother last year- so sad…
Terrifying indeed.
well … there’s no disputin’ that that Rasputin was kinda scary … *razz*
I know, having your whole family murdered, hiding in the corpses, having amnesia, then trying to convince the world you are real would have sucked.
However, Disney….*shudders*
this post is real, cuz this is what my netflix “recommendations” page looks like… hmmm…. or maybe it was me who submitted this fail? hmmmm…
Meh….sentiment remains!
*agrees with K@*
Anastasia is NOT a Disney movie.
Anastasia was by Fox Animation Studios. Not Disney.
Actually, the animated ANASTASIA movie is NOT made by Disney. Does no one pay attention to the stuff right before the movie anymore?? O.o Or to whatever’s on the box?!
Anastasia was not a Disney movie. It’s from 20th Century Fox.
thank you!!! i was waiting for someone to say that
No one’s russian to see this horror flick.
I may be Lenin towards the Abbot & Costello flick.
Quite stalin and pick already.
I vant the terror!
Can you trotsky or ride to the video store new you?
*Purges anything new*
Near enough for you, Fuzz?
you must putin some effort while commenting..
I’m never sure if I should lev it alone or correct it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thoroughly enjoyed these puns. I am one of the few that loves puns…
In russia pun enjoys you
Yeah. Little girls + princess obsessions = scary.
What? I like pink. *sulks*
*puts on tiara*
*pokes Ms B*
I have several pairs of sparkly shoes, want some?……
More sparkles, less glass!
Neeeeeeed more pink
)
Neeeeeeed more glitter
(same clickie!
Good, but need to be hot pink!
I already have these! V
ht tp://www.shoeperwoman.com/2009/09/iron-fist-ruby-slippers-red-sequined-dorothy-shoes.html
Now they haz a pretty!
I wear them to work….
You work in high heels? Platforms?
*nods*
I sit down all day, I may aswell have pretty feets!
Oh, I change at work, no way am I walking 3 miles in stillettos!
My footwear consists of running shoes and hiking boots. But I must admit those are some nice shoes.
WANT!
NEED!
No 5 1/2 sizes.
You’re so itty bitty!
I don’t wanna be. I can never find shoes.
If I have this right, in the UK that would be about a 3 or 4?
We measure our shoes in barleycorns!
*looks proud*
there’s a cream for that … of wheat
What barleycorns and are you serious?
Barleycorn = 1/3 inch….. Yup seriously! *giggles*
*are (dammit)!!!
Well, I knew feet can have corns, so it only makes sense to measure shoes that way.
rofl Dragon!!!
*writes in notebook*
1 stone = 14 lbs
1 barleycorn = 1/3 inch
*closes notebook and puts in safe*
now safe is 1/3
almost forst xD
Meaning frost?
It’s the mind-bending that’s so scary
[spooky voice] The last of the scare-benders {/spooky voice]
Depends on what you mean by “scary.”
It scares the crap outa me!
^ may need some Anesthesia
Anastasia isn’t Disney. It’s 20th century fox. That’s why it was much darker than any Disney princess movie.
I don’t know, shooting Bambi’s mom and burning down the woods seems pretty stark to me.
tsk tsk tsk … deer deer deer
3 times, your family could’ve had a venison BBQ.
The background doesn’t look like Netflix’s. Who cares though, still funny!
*squeeezes peeps*
*squeeeeeze*
At last, a non painful fail.
Yeah…it’s not as bad as it has been.
its via the xbox 360
~But they’re too old to be of any relevance, funny or scary!~
BOOO’s on first!!!!
Hold that ghost!
Witch is on second?
*bends mind*
Doesn’t say whose.
Ouch! As if my kinked shoulder wasn’t enough!
*coughs* I’ve been around for a bit and watched you peeps squeeze each other but I don’t know why. Is it just a friendly hug… or shouldn’t I ask?
Hmmm…catflap. Who are you again?
Son of son of……
Oh good gracious….. *hides*
*bites nails*
You really.think.so….? GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*flees*
Failpeeps dot WordPress dot com
FAQ!
Erm…. *bukkits*
Reply bork to catflap
*patPat*
We still loaf and knead you.
I think I may have to go to bread!
It would be a little more scary if it graphically showed the execution of the Romanov family.
graphic ≠ scary, IMHO
*graphically Tackles and Pounces CJ*
HELLO!
*isn’t scared at all…really*
Hi!
It certainly was graphic though…
So can I borrow that pic, I just want to take it out into the light to look at it.
Drat, foiled again!
*twirls handlebar mustache*
*removes foil*
*backs away*
*checks out new highlights*
Thanks K@, they look fabulous!
I didn’t consent to have my picture distributed.
*contacts Mal and sues Gracie*
*has already plastered the pic on the wall, anyway*
What about me?
I need mah dragon too.
*also stands at Leila’s back*
*…and all da Peeps as well*
*squeeeeeeeeze*
*squeezes Dragon*
*grabs Gracie’s tongue with a tong*
You were saying?
You can borrow Xena. She’s quite ferocious.
*release Gracie’s tongue*
*gives her ice cube for owie*
*squeeze*
Oh no! She looks really hurt…you’ll have to kiss it and make it better.
*readies the camera*
*air kisses owie*
Thanks Dragon.
If any one needs me, I’ll be in my bunk.
*squeezie*
Any time, Marius. Any time.
*wink*
YES! I’m glad someone did this. I noticed last time i used my parents Netflix on the PS3 that some of the categories and movies don’t match up, for example, I saw a stand up special by Zach Galifankias under “Horror Movies.”
This kind of thing used to be very, VERY prevalent under the “Movies Like…” categories. For instance, I was watching “Legend Of The Seeker,” and under the category “Movies Like Legend Of The Seeker,” you’d find picks like “Dude, Where’s My Car?” or “The Comedy Central Roast Of Pamela Anderson.” Seriously?
someone’s hittin’ that bong too hard
wow that is really terrifying
Anastasia…what a scary film… I´ve got nightmares when i see it
InB4ConsoleWar
The real fail was including “The Exorcist”.
Those headbanging scenes and “Lick me!” lines today are totally hilarious.
not true
the real fail is your lack of perspective
Scary movie: Anastasia! I am so scared
wtf i posted this first u stolle my picture >:(
wtf i posted this first u stole my picture >:(
Oh my gosh! That movie gave me nightmares as a kid! I remember seeing it when I was 4 and literally curling up into a ball in my seat next to my grandma.
Yet I still loved that movie… I loved it so much that I had an Anastasia birthday party, I dressed up as her for Halloween, and I had everything Anastasia. Screw Belle and Ariel, I was an Anastasia kid. Though I swear sometimes I would have to pause the movie just so I could rationalize that it was just a movie and Rasputin wasn’t going to jump out from the TV. Good times. Good times.
Some Rasputin scenes scared me and I wasn’t even that young!
Not a fail. Anastasia is scary
ho killa – long time i neva go anasia’s. i like drink and get bus! aurite!
I can’t think of a more scary night in than a night with nothing to do but watch that pish.
What’s truly scary is that everyone on Failblog is squeezing eachother.
now thats a win right there
Anastasia was actually quite scary. I ended up sleeping in my moms room…
The real Rasputin was scary as heck… just look up how he died (or more specifically, how he didn’t…). BTW, an amateur scientist actually discovered the location of the bodies of Anastasia and her younger brother last year- so sad…
This had some scary suspenseful parts, even though, it’s a princess movie.