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to fail…
Now you can have grease in the crumb tray you never empty.
grease fire to go with the smell of burned toast. hmmm… not sure of the conspiracy…
You are right, this is actually a fail: the grease would drip down and the toaster would start on fire.
it doesnt stay in the bag?
Which is exactly why this was taken off the market…
Do you have to lube the toaster first?
nah … it’s reddi
All you have to do is slide your pork into the slot.
No, it’s fine, but it’s easier to explain after the stripping.
I agree, and although I’ve heard of doing so afterward I prefer to do the smoking in advance.
Pigs are as smart as dogs. Would dog bacon be a “win”?
I can’t come up with a funny hotdog pun…
That’s a hard one.
Not if you have a dog named Frank!
No. Animal cruelty people would crash through your door and try to kill you. That is the sickest thing I have ever heard. I wouldn’t blame the people would kill you. But the funny thing is that pigs are kept as pets too, yet people don’t care if eat them. (Unless they are Jewish)
So it would not be a win.
I’m not sure whose side you’re on here, honestly. But chill out about the dog bacon joke. If you eat any animal, you don’t really have a right to complain about some people eating dogs or cats.
backed! XVX clown love WOOP WOOP. meat is for pussies
That’s what she said.
False, meat comes from pussies
meat comes in pussies
Yes I do. It’s in the complaints bill of 1875.
Spend long enough without food and you will eat dog too, some people just do it without the starvation period in between.
Ok, you have a right to complain. And I will defend to the death your right to STFU.
We have a right to tell you you’re a total knob, too.
Animal cruelty to eat a dog but not a pig? Hypocrisy for the fail.
yes that IS the funny thing! ha ha hypocrisy ha!
I’m pretty sure people in Southeast Asia would disagree. It’s not uncommon for dog to be eaten in the Philippines.
And here in Vietnam. But I don’t eat it – yek!
Why do people only want to save the cute animals? Like how people want a dolphin safe tuna. Poor dolphins. And they aren’t even bottle nosed dolphins like flipper. It’s more like mahi-mahi that get snagged in tuna nets and killed. Which is a sellable item anyway!?
But meanwhile, has anyone ever said .. poor tuna?!
Dog meat is perfectly acceptable in all sorts of places in the world, too. Just not the US. Go figure.
I kind of figured it isn’t cruelty if you kill the animal humanely before you prepare it, is it?
actually , i thought about eating cats once . Why not ? there’s so much cats , they’re prolific animals .
And instead of killing them to burn them , at least , they serve some purpose . The fur might be something interesting too . Hope my cat never reads this xD
but actually , a cow or a pig are VERY intelligent and sensible animals . just like horses , dogs and cats , and sharks are as valuable as dolphins , and wolves are beautiful , too . And even the smallest , humblest creature has some value .
Now , we have to eat .
Plenty of people will eat one animal and not another due to personal preference, but I don’t think anyone’s so deranged they see eating pigs and dogs as /ethically/ different. Of course, to a lot of people the difference lies in whether or not the animal was raised as a pet and taught to see humans as friends – so dogs raised for meat would be fair game, but pigs kept as pets would be off limits.
Eating dogs is common in Asia, I think.
Dogs probably don’t taste as good as pigs, so no.
I’ve got that toaster, it can cook stakes too.
For when vampires attack.
Oh, gawd, I had a dream about vampires last night. Scary! I really thought my bacon was cooked, but then I realized I didn’t have a toaster, so I was okay.
You weren’t willing to steak your life on your toaster?
Not this one anyway ^ clicky
No toaster, No bakin bacon, sounds right to me.
*stakes a steak*
OK, who is for high stakes poker?
I am utterly confused by this comment.
to the payin’!
*antes up*
*uncle cries*
Yes because cooked stakes are easier to use than raw ones.
It’s rare that it would work well otherwise.
I could always ask the opinion of a medium.
Mediums rarely have an opinion, although they meat heat quite often.
Well done, everyone. Well done.
Aw…is that because a well-done medium is rare?
Yes, we need an extra medium.
It’s the very rare medium who’s a sear.
How hot is that in degrees Kevin?
Six.
Very hot.
you’re getting very warm … in fact, you’re pretty darn well connected
Aw man! I was SURE I got this joke.
oh, you did in
degreedeed — I meant both of you were well connected, but there was a degree of separation between your booty and mine when I posted the commentLOL
*steaks*
Thats how i cook all my meals anyway. Scrambled toaster eggs FTW
Scrambled eggs in a toaster? Easy. Have you ever succeeded with making spaggetti in a toaster? With the water and everything? I have. I had to modify my toaster though. But it is still possible. I was even able to make the spaggetti sause in the other slot!
In my attempts, I short-circuited five toasters, though. And two more went up in flames. And another one, I don’t know for sure what happened, but it kind of just began to melt. I unplugged it and got rid of it. But I’ve nearly perfected it now.
dude. the vaunted technology of a “pot” is fairly readily available in this modern day.
You don’t want him addicted to pot now, do you?
It sounds like he already is
I know, but it’s just more fun the old-fasioned way. And it tastes better.
3. Reddi-Bacon
Any company smart enough to bless mankind with sprayable whipped cream — the sort that promotes direct-to-mouth feeding — has got to know a thing or two about immediate gratification. But sadly, the makers of Reddi-wip® were unable to meld their keen understanding of human laziness with one of processed meat.
They figured, if you’re cooking breakfast in the morning and you’ve got a hankering for bacon, why dirty up a pan you’ll only have to clean later?
The solution: foil-wrapped Reddi-Bacon you could pop into your toaster for piping-hot pork in minutes. It seemed perfect for the busy 1970′s household, and what’s more, the stuff actually tasted pretty good.
Too bad the absorbent pad intended to soak up the dripping grease tended to leak, creating not only a fire hazard, but also a messy (if not totally ruined) toaster.
Ultimately, the product lasted about as long as it took to cook; the company scrapped it before it went to market nationwide.
The worst mistake was thinking that they needed to absorb the grease. That’s the good part.
someone should try to make it again, this time with a more absorbent pad, and a tighter seal. Heck, if they can make self-heating drinks, anything is possible.
Whipped cream in a can is a crime against tongues everywhere. It rates right up there with bacon bits, margarine, and fat free salad dressing.
Mmmm canned whipped cream.
Mmmm bacon bits.
Mmmm margarine.
Mmmm fat free… Hey! Wait a minute! Why’d you throw that last one in there with those pinnacles of tastiness?
The perfect companion for Reddi Whip and Baconlube.
This could lead to a sticky situation that would be hard to slip out of.
Just what I like…sweet meat.
How tender.
OMG…. my life is complete now
A note to all peeps:
I publicly apologize for the drama I created three months ago. It was not right of me to pass judgment on any peeps, and I apologize for that. I also apologize for the implications and hurt feelings that stemmed from the event.
I openly invite peeps to ask me questions, I welcome the criticism I deserve and will cherish the forgiveness that I don’t. If you have any questions specifically for me, please send me a message on FB2. I would love to address every peep on the subject and feel that many of you deserve an explanation.
I will remain intermittent on the blog, as is my style since I do this in my free time. I would like it to be known that I’d rather leave the blog for good than stir up this type of situation again.
I am a new leaf who has been turned over.
Thank you.
-La Ferme
*squeeze*
*also squeeze*
*Squeezes all squeezing peeps from above*
*squeezes person squeezing a person who is squeezing a person who is squeezing another person whom is squeezing a person who is squeezing a person above his comment*
You paint quite the word-picture
Excuse my poor English. But could you explain me – where is WIN? I realy don’t understand.
Seconded
Bacon is universally beloved and therefore any product that makes its preparation and/or distribution simpler or more convenient is a win.
As a lover of bacon, I’d say anything that involves pre-cooked, flash-frozen bacon in individual packages is FAIL.
And apparently I’m right, because it actually did fail.
I think it failed due more to the aforementioned toaster fires and grease leakage in general. I used to microwave bacon. Bacon is more than just a thinly sliced, fatty pig-piece, it’s an ideal; a way of life; a bacon of hope! It matters not how it is prepared (so long as it is edible, which is always, right?), only the fact that it is prepared and consumed! We save the poor pigs from rooting around in the mud and filth, clean them off (somewhat) and lovingly slice them into thin strips which show off their inner beauty in so many styrofoam, shrink-wrapped packages (almost)worldwide! To bring that love and beauty to even more people via clever and convenient packaging, transcends WIN. Bacon may in fact be the very fabric of the universe; eleven-dimensional string-bacon! Yes, the universe is a wonderful place, indeed.
^5
My guess is it’s simply the absurdity factor … combined with the Failpeeps’ luv of lube when making makin’ bacon references.
I realized that my poop tastes better after eating backon!Mmm.. bacon bit poopies!
If bacon tastes anything like it smells, anything would taste better after eating bacon.
For FAILblog, there sure has been a lot of “WIN” lately.
‘cept this one was a fail…. it was a genuine product that failed because it had a tendancy to leak and cause fires
I would nominate* this for the burn of the leak.
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Want.
Its a trap ! :S
How can this NOT be a fail?
Mmm… toaster bacon! Gllrragggle.
So, if I want to make BLT, and if I have a toaster with 3 or more slots, I can cook bacon + toast at the same time.
so what is this?
Big wow. Call me when they advertise about pigs that butcher themselves to become my dinner! Because that’s what they’ll think about offering next.
Concept: WIN
Execution: FAIL
I MADE THE HOMEPAGE!!!!! and no, my keyboard is not stuck on caps lock. For the record, yes, I am screaming at you with the capitals. I NEVER THOUGHT I’D MAKE THE HOMEPAGE!!!!!!!!! btw… feel free to add me as a friend
for everyone else with no real friends on icanhascheezburger……
Don’t call it Schnitzel
Actually, bacon will cook perfectly well in a microwave. Seriously ! Try it!
http://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Bacon-in-the-Microwave
Bacon is ALWAYS a win.
In Soviet Russia, bacon cook You!
In Russia bacon eat you too
I wants it!!
I would lament the failure of this product back in the day….but, of course, we can now buy ready-to-eat bacon from several manufacturers that one can either slap on a sammich right out of the package or give a quick microwave zap if we want it hot.
You had the right idea, Reddi-folks….it just took a bit for kitchen tech to make it possible.
With the new emergence of “time-saving” items (see frozen mashed potatoes, for those people just too busy to boil water for instant), my (14-year-old) son and I are now ready to market our new product. Frozen toast. It comes in convenient bread loaf sized packages, allowing you to make as many as you want. To thaw, just pop them into your toaster for a minute or two.
Um… It always says failures to communicate.
Does this mean that these are actual fails or is it just a joke?
Also bacon taste good so, yeah.
Fail? That’s BRILLIANT.
omg this is a win i wish i knew where to get some
the fail is : toaster full of grease getting on fire \o/
but the idea was total win \o/ bacon is awesome .