Wow. Two in a day. I am not celebrating being first, I am just wondering how I was able to get two firsts in a day. I seriously had just logged on the FAILBlog when I saw it. I was not constantly refreshing the page or anything. But just how does that happen?
Please don’t judge me. I was not celebrating first, but wondering how I did get two in one day. I mean, at least I looked at the fail, and wrote something other than that same word everyone does. I guess that stuff is inevitable. But I don’t really care. Go ahead and say what you like.
ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork/owner of the zombie crock named fluffy/just recently came out of a void in space says:
Evidently, the owners of the theater believe that the other way around would have been better. They changed the sign yesterday. (This is, of course, my home town. Go us!)
To all that dont get it -
Read the two movie names as one sentence. “Vampires suck the other guys”. If you dont get it, please return to grade 6 sex ed.
That exact line-up, in that order, is currently on the big parking lot sign for my local mall theater. I was going to take a photo and post it up, but I guess I’ve been beaten to it.
I wonder, with those movies all currently in circulation, how many other theaters around the country ended up with amusing marquee combos. Maybe with “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” in place of “The Other Guys”, since most theaters would likely put it on the sign as “Scott Pilgrim” to save space.
They sure do.
Wow. Two in a day. I am not celebrating being first, I am just wondering how I was able to get two firsts in a day. I seriously had just logged on the FAILBlog when I saw it. I was not constantly refreshing the page or anything. But just how does that happen?
This is just as annoying as calling first.
Please don’t judge me. I was not celebrating first, but wondering how I did get two in one day. I mean, at least I looked at the fail, and wrote something other than that same word everyone does. I guess that stuff is inevitable. But I don’t really care. Go ahead and say what you like.
You got two because you managed to hit the timing right. That’s how it happens for most people.
now – how in the world did this post end up way back here? do they not post in chronological order? or is this some sort of conspiracy? hmmmm???
This is the internet. Everybody is judging everybody here.
shut up you suck. kthxbai
this one, um, you know what’s
I fail to see the Fail
yeah, the fail is a fail. this is a win
vampires suck the other guys
For one mind to wonder can lead to many images both life scaring and pleasent.
Oh, like the other way around (“the other guys vampires suck”) would have been better?
This is a WIN in my book.
Evidently, the owners of the theater believe that the other way around would have been better. They changed the sign yesterday. (This is, of course, my home town. Go us!)
Not Delaware, Ohio by any chance?
Well i don’t think its a fail. They must be having twilight play there, so they gave it an accurate description.
My thoughts exactly.
Definitely a win. I think the poster is a Twilight fan. The Twilight vampires DEFINITELY suck the other guys.
No, real vampires suck for blood
not the twilight vampires
they are not sucking necks
To all that dont get it -
Read the two movie names as one sentence. “Vampires suck the other guys”. If you dont get it, please return to grade 6 sex ed.
It’s a risk assessment fail. You always assume it will happen to the other guy.
win.
God dammit, beat me to it!
Oh come on. That’s as much of a win as the merry-go-cycle.
WIN!!!
I once saw a marquee that read:
The Mexican
Snatch
Gay vampires again?
Someone showed me a picture of a movie lineup:
VAMPIRES SUCK
THE OTHER GUYS
KNIGHT AND DAY
That exact line-up, in that order, is currently on the big parking lot sign for my local mall theater. I was going to take a photo and post it up, but I guess I’ve been beaten to it.
I wonder, with those movies all currently in circulation, how many other theaters around the country ended up with amusing marquee combos. Maybe with “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” in place of “The Other Guys”, since most theaters would likely put it on the sign as “Scott Pilgrim” to save space.
You guys have no idea. I live in this town, and finally, someone put it on FailBlog. We think we’re famous now. Haha.
Hey, me too! And this is probably about as famous as we’re going to get unless a meth lab explodes spectacularly
It’s a parody of Twilight. Now that’s a vampire movie worth watching. rofl
well the other way doesnt work either.
i love vampire suck XD
Isn’t this more of a win than a fail?
No way this is a win good sir
Seen at a theater in 1992:
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| HONEY I BLEW |
| 3 NINJAS |
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Well we know now that Bella isn’t the one they like going for!
This is the ultimate win in my book!
No… this is a WIN.
Didn’t you wonder why they sparkle??
because of a certan body fluid that lights up if hit with UV ?
Totally a fail. Why would any self-respecting theatre show “Vampires Suck”, anyway?
I saw this on Facebook
…in fact it was the Vampire Suck facebook page that posted it…
I’d call that a win.
Thats not a Marquee fail, Thats a Marquee WIN!