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Surely you just.
That’s almost … *one plus one is … carry the four …* I’ll come back in a minute. *reaches for calculator*
I think you might need a protractor to get that kind of a result.
Congratulations Ub3rman123 on the first genuinely humorous comment I’ve read on this site.
But yet I keep coming back and reading these comments. What’s truly amazing is that it was in response to a first comment that didn’t say ‘first’.
–BAHAHAHA!! Being a long-time member of the construction industry, I found your comment hilarious.
Haha, me too.. very humorous!
Isn’t it “surely you jest”?
It is… and don’t call me Shirley.
LAD!
Airplane reference WIN!
ITS A PHONE NUMBER i called
Did Anita answer? Anita Hoare?
its a guy named tony gail, and the girls name is kelsey anita, check the lower comment about the myspace, you see that her friend sent the number, one of his friends, or her friends was a douche and posted this on facebook, for who knows what reason. regardless, there’s a fail somewhere in this story of probably truth. or its all a setup to f*** with our minds.
i mean fail blog, i fail, f**k my life
It is definitely a phone number, called it and got Anita’s voice mail.
LAST!
I think that is standard US government math……
*sigh* Thure’s always something …
It’s her just her opinion.
That’s what I call highway robbery.
Anita little extra cash for the weekend.
Don’t we all?
That’s for sure, maybe we should drive limos part-time.
this is so easy to fake. methinks conspiracy? hmmm???
oh God
you are fake yourself
it’s an evidence it’s fake….. probably a chinese government conspiracy
I thought it was fake, at first. Then I saw that it was written by Anita and I figured it was real.
its obviously a cute way of giving a rich dude her phone number….
A…conspiracy? …Really?
Last! I mean first!
Fail! I mean fail!
Wow, 3 full minutes after the first post…
Did you suffer from short-term memory lost between reading the first post and clicking the “add comment’ button?
fail
And drokk me. My original post, however badly spelled, made it ahead of all of you guys!
I missed a chance to piss you all off by just yelling “FIRST!”
I am so so sorry. Instead of firsting all of you, I subjected you to a post containing something meaningful and germane. How can I ever forgive myself?
*reaches for birch rod*
germane?? can’t it be italian instead?
Good thing it wasn’t Vegeta.
His math would have left it at OVER NINE-THOUSAND!
best comment EVER =D
you sir. You are full of epic win.
WHAT! NINE-THOUSAND!?
*CRUNCH* as he crushes the card XD
The correct answer is 1074 ( I think, I’m adding it in my head) . Where the hell did the extra 2986 come from?
Wow…what if her phone number really WAS 702-372-1074? or 702-372-0330? Then the hint would be even harder to get!
Hint? What hint?
Amasea, you my dear friend, are the first to realize the truth, Anita was giving the (clueless) customer, her phone number…….. Anita Win IMO
already checked, is Anita’s cell number, she’s from Vegas
*notice that the paper also tells “date”*
It doesn’t get any more obvious………… geeeeeee
Ah, I get it now. But why did she write it on the receipt?
thank GOD I’m not the only one who saw that.
The business card itself shows that its in a 702 area code…read the fine print!
Has anyone noticed yet that the person holding the card is a woman and the chauffer that left the phone number was a dude named Anith?
The last A is almost identical to the first A. Look at the downward stroke at the beginning of each– it’s the same.
0330? because you’re supposed to subtract the gratuity, as being ‘gratuit’/free in french?
^^MENTAL MATH WIN!!!!
Gee, thanks!
$372 gratuity? That’s a 53% gratuity! Anita better be giving blowjobs at that price!
Considering it’s her phone number, she just might
“She’s not a whore, she’s a very nice lady!”
Hmm I might know you?
Lol. You’re right.
*slaps head*
$372 for a blowjob? That’s more expensive than just dating a girl long enough to earn them the usual way!
IT’S A PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!
Getting a hint FAIL!!!
I’m pretty sure it’s a phone number.
The first digits being the area code (Las Vegas) – and it matches the area code shown in the fine print on the card.
the customer got a ride from chicago to las vegas and a blowjob the whole way for around 4000, good deal.
It’s a double rip-off…
Since when is gratuity ever 53% of the bill. You would be lucky to get the typical 18% from me.
S**tty tippers deserve the s**tty service they get.
It’s a phone number for a girl named Anita.
It’s a phone number. Area code 702 is Nevada, and that’s where the card is from.
Takes one to know one, huh?
Are you calling Phone Number a card?
tastes one to know one too
Maybe ‘date’ should be checked then.
If it is a phone number though… call it and ask for Anita.
I’d rather not.
Maybe its the extra tip for the BJ?
It’s a phone number. Look at the bottom of the card. Area code 702
You’re probably right.
is a cell phone number from vegas ….. already reverse checked it
Would it be safe to say that you…”back-traced” it?
Well thats a las vegas area code so mybe call it?
Wow really smooth,
Posting someones phone number, name and workplace as a Fail.
Uhhhh yeah, they might wanna take this one down, edit it, or at the very least label it as a WIN…
Limo driver a she?
702 + 372 + x = 4060?
She knows more positions with stick shifts than drive.
ITS A PHONE NUMBER.
YOU FAI;
The irony in this is just ridiculous.
Anita–Anita Math Class
Guys, I don’t know why, but I have a feeling it might be a phone number.
Just thought I’d mention that since no one else did.
PLease STOP calling me!!!!!!!
win!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao if only this really was anita
702+372= hmmm…. F**k that, I want 4000 bucks.
LMAO!!!
Lets see, i owe you… uhhh, 702 + 372 = 4060… Wait thats not right. 702 + 372 = 1074! Meh close enough. *hands $4060 receipt* Enjoy!
It’s her phone number, call it and see for yourselves
women knowing math is witchcraft anyway
hm think they calculated the date too^^
they were nerds anyways
It sure looks like a phone number, but it turns out Anita used to work for Verizon.
this is weird becuase black people don’t own phones, know how to write and don’t get paid to drive white people around. lolzorz ZOMG!!
Anita (i need to) know how to add
That’s a %0.5299145299145299 tip. Since when was it normal to tip over half the price? o_O?
Don’t you mean 52.99145299145299%? It would be a ripoff for the driver if you only paid a 0.53% tip.
I say screw gratuity in all its forms. Just a way to guilt customers out of more money. I tip no one.
They want tip? Buy Honda stock.
Given that the receipt is from a chauffeur and not a chauffeuse, I think the name is not “Anita,” but “Anith,” which would be a lispy-sounding “Anus.” That would explain a lot.
Hey, Anita, free hint. Next time, write your phone # on the *back* of the card. You might spare people some confusion that way.
;’(
WEAK…WHY even show a weak as picture like this..this site is starting to SUCK!
weak ass
People – it is her phone number. It’s a Las Vegas number. This is a WIN not a FAIL.
That’s hot. And cute.
If you want to give out your phone # and do it in a way that causes this much confusion, then that’s not a win by any stretch of the imagination.
No it’s a win. The only fail is in the dense ass that didn’t realize it.
you guys all got it wrong, its two nerds and the limo driver nerd was showing off how many points she got in super mario bros 3, and her first score, and how many times she played to get over 4000 points. the nerd who got the ride kept his mouth shut, because he got over 9000!!!!!
Whats a zero among friends? lol
I backtraced this cell phone number gratuity scam! The cyber police have been informed! The consequences will … never be the same!
I can’t believe s**t like this gets front page now.
It used to have to be FUNNY to get front page. Now any time someone makes a mistake its FRONT PAGE. This doesn’t even deserve the word staged, because even that takes more effort than writing something on a receipt.
it is a phone number i called it and some girl picked up and i asked for anita and then she was like yea its me then i told her shes on failblog
and you didnt tell us her comment because?
Better go ahead and use that phone number. She must be a hell of a driver to warrant a 53% tip, even if the final number doesn’t add.
Someone needs to write a song about this one now, so we can memorize Anita’s number, just like everyone memorized that chick’s number from the 80′s song, “867-5309″, (and then called that number incessantly.)
Wait – Jenny, is that you??
obviously its b/c she’s a women
Arrest zat man!
Since when does failblog publish phone numbers of failers/winners?
“Anitia”?
Gratuity fail. More than 50% gratuity! that’s a fail.
If you paid this tab, it’s your fail… but a WIN for the driver and/or limo company!
Why did she write her phone number on the Fare + Gratuity = Total part? Why not write it on the back? That’s epic on a million levels now.
Wait.. just 2 levels
The first number is probably the hourly charge…. limos, especially very large limos, aren’t cheap by any means.
Just a thought.
Clearly the limo driver was driving another limo driver who looked at it and said: “Yeah that looks about right”
ok the WIN part of this is that she tested him. if he didn’t get the hint, i.e. he was a dumbass, then she didn’t want to hook up with that anyway! the FAIL is that the dumbass posted it to Failblog, and now she has to change her phone #.
The phone number thing should be obvious from anyone looking at it. Even if you’re not aware of the area code, there’s a number with the same area code written at the bottom of the card in the fine print. Hopefully she enjoyed the $3358 gratuity.
Look at the myspace profile for “klsykels”
Check the comment from POCKETS_5150
tyler durden’s current whereabouts
I think the customer might have got it better if she checked out the line above Date, or wrote ‘yes please’ there. I mean, I know she’s trying to be subtle, but I think that sort of backfired.
Actually it’s a phone number that belongs to a guy on myspace. Google it. He’ll hate the fact that his friend doesn’t have her myspace page private.
yeah but his name is tony gail, and her name is kelsey, so her last name is anita??? that is the only logical explanation. he wanna see her, but why would he post this on something where the general public can just find it and use it in a place like this? more like a friend fail.
HOW?!?
The chauffeur is a woman, so it’s normal the math is wrong..
It’s not math everyone… it’s actually Anita’s phone number.
I got her voicemail and it said, “you’ve reached Anita’s phone.”
Kinda hilarious.
Was she using it as a pick-up or something? xD
The maths is wrong
Ummm she wasnt trying to add anything…. that’s her number. she was just trying to get some.
Jeez. Poor Anita. All she wanted to do was give a guy her number and now it’s posted as a fail. God this guy didn’t get it and half the comments don’t either. You guys are all idiots. Geez.
wow, you people are dumb…it’s her number…
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You have a way with words, but remember by and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth
Sent from my iPad 4G
Hey! The financial crises is hurting everyone, even the limo drivers.
it must be like that 13×7=28 thing.
She might have been in hurry and never had the time to read what was written on the paper.
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