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Praise those who kill for fun
Especially genocidal maniacs
Blessed are the murderous asshats, for they keep the human population under control. 
to bad anothers gona have to rise soon and put a dent in our population and kill many who might be useful, hopefully theyll be smart and target idiots like creationist first
Repost to the extreme. I remember when it was first posted.
It’s just failblog’s time-machinur special day, didn’t you notice that?
They’re recycling this evening, so no new fails will be harmed.
Apparently it’s way-back Wednesday.
Not as good as sandwich Saturday!
So Avis, what is it with you and the sandwich trolls?
I’m sorry, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Silly dear, she gets confused when she leaves the kitchen!
As you can see, Captain, someone neither kind nor subtle has decided to target Avis for attack. His repetitive ugliness has served to highlight her continued poise.
The troll psychology is quite a mystery.
This is the future?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid of the shortage of sandwiches
Oh come on, a pirate comment? You’re not even trying now, break out the google, there are so many better ways to make fun of my avatar.
You should quit that habit of hiding guns up your butt. One accidental discharge and you’ll spend the rest of your life as a face in a fish-tank.
You killed your own grandson. That’s sick, even Vader couldn’t kill his son!
sorry, its not a mystery, theyr just completely confus(ed/ing)
hint HINT
its very effective on some ppl others ignore them
freakin repost -.- failblog should not in and of itself fail, it should merely be a vessel for failure, not a failure to deliver 100% fresh failure daily
LOL He probably is a “vegetarian”
why is vegetarian in quotes?
Because he/she is eating meat from stores
Doubt it.
Probably just another kindly, well-meaning, unbelievably stupid person!
Then again, can anyone really be that stupid?
Yes they can. I see that everyday at work. ‘Man goes to the reduced buggy and asks “Is this fresh?”‘
You mean She
REPOST.
Not to mention this damn thing has been making the rounds on ye olde Interwebz for ages now. I think in web-years it’s already seen its bicentennial!
REMIX!
or maybe a copypasta
re-post’s = fail blogs c-c-c-c- Combo breakers.
Beam me up, Scotty…
*nods*
Me too also please!
cook my dinner woman
i go with you too
EPIC KNOWLEDGE FAIL
I don’t like that store-made meat, tastes like tofu.
I can only agree with you
Idiot. A shot to the heart lungs or brain is instant kill unlike a slaughterhouse where they hang the animal up and stun it, then butcher it while its still alive.
You would be amazed (or not) how ignorant animal rights/anti-hunting people are until you start to argue with them.
I’m sure you’re not so ignorant as to suggest every shot a hunter makes hits the heart, lungs, or brain (or even that every shot that does hit such an organ is always an instant kill).
What I’m amazed by is the efficacy of the work by persons like Temple Grandin to design and implement non-inhumane slaughterhouse procedures.
The most humane way to kill animals is death by bumming. It is stress free, feels nice and makes sure the meat is tender.
I would dearly love to meet Temple Grandin. I understand her a lot more than I understand some people.
I do believe she is at the forefront of death by bumming.
No wai! Shes at the forefront of sammich makin
Those are often still more humane than the way they would die in the wild, which has no sense of ethics at all.
But thats the way it should be in nature. The animals people hunt are usually young, and they still have alot to live for
I am a hunter myself, and that is simply not so. With small game we don’t really discriminate. With big game, the older they are, the bigger they are. I don’t know anyone who intentionally goes after young game. That would be reckless, and I agree, a bit cruel.
honest to god I hope that man/woman will not procreate…
lol
what’s the connection to the post?
thanks for pointin’ out the obvious
You know what else is obvious….. The EXACT words in that hilighted box were on Failbook. What a way to cheat, Whoever it was…..
*facepalm*
this appears to be fake. anybody can make a fake news article. methinks conspiracy? hmmmm???
It’s real — and old. I work for the paper that published the comment. Please note, it was a random caller and not anyone who works for the paper who said that.
I know the one. I have to drive past there every day on my way to work.
It also strikes me that anyone can claim to validate a story, and the internet is full of people crazy enough to do so
But seriously, I’ve seen some of the things they put in newspaper ‘readers’ letters’ sections so I can well believe that this one is genuine. Of course, they may have meant ‘where animals have been killed humanely’ but it came out wrong. It’s easily done, especially if you are talking rather than writing it down.
Still funny though!
LOLZ!
The meat that stores get was NOT killed humanely, I assure you it was slaughtered as violently as the meat handlers are physically capable of doing.
So assure us. Just sayin’…
Definitely. NO animals are killed humanely. Are you vegetarian or vegan? I’m going vegan soon, but for now Im veg.
I rape a pig to death, then make bacon from its corpse, for every vegan poseur I hear of.
Because killing them any other way is still just the same. Who really cares. The animal is dead one way or the other. I do not care how it was killed, just that it was and is a tasty addition to my diet.
My lil sis, when she was 6, used to say the same thing about fish. She said “Why do people have to go and kill the fish, when it is already in the supermarket!” Our family still remembers that.
How is this a warning? It’s a failed attempt at shaming. Which is distinct from a ‘warning’.
those EXACT words were on failbooking
Because the person on Facebook probably found this clipping somewhere else on the web and, with all the best intentions, I’m sure, reposted it as their own in order to appear intelligent to their friends.
Too bad they were just as retarded as the person who initially called into the newspaper way back when.
I know right? So did the fb’er repost this or what exactly?
dude. they dont’ harm animals in the making of them.
I suspect animals hunted in the wild lived better lives then the ones that are raised for food. So stfu. (Not that Im a fan of hunting anyway, but I mean c’mon be reasonable.)
Um, did I miss it, or has no-one really shouted “Sarcasm!”?
/Looks like the work of Doug Pirhana.
You’re only using that name because you’re trying to convince yourself.
It must be hard, desperately wanting to be on the darkside, but being stuck with a good heart.
i have to say, eating an animal that you killed yourself has no equal! the warm flesh and blood going goo in your mouth…. mmmhhh….
FIRST!!
If you look at the bottom right of this “news paper” you can see, “blah blah” which no respected newspaper would say.
It appears on the left of this post, and perhaps it’s another reader comment from someone as intelligent as the anti-hunter?
It may not be what a newspaper writer would say, but this is obviously a letters to the editor forum. So it’s probably still real, numbnuts.
I am a vegetarian, and would gladly change for a little bit to hunt meat
Go!
Nuh-uh, Hunters like rye bread
Some Dude: So, mister Hunter, what kind of bread do you want?
Hunter: RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I think I went to college with her.
Wound up behind someone who insisted that food was made at the grocery store. When I told her that meat was made out of animals, like the ones in the farms you passed on the way to the school, she called me a liar and told her friends I was some sort of sicko to make things up like that. Everyone knows farms are where you go to pet animals.
I didn’t even try to tell her where milk and cheese come from.
Are you sure this was a college, and not a pre-school?
this was on FailBook, too.
good 1, though
Oh yes. Chris. I was wondering when you’d turn up.
Clearly a joke
This is from a section in our local newspaper called “Speakout” where people can call a number and leave a comment anonymously. Most of the comments are stupid, but this one was especially stupid. I remember when this one was published. It was also shown on Leno way back (I refuse to watch him after what he did to Conan, but I used to watch his show on Mondays for Headlines) and he did mention the name of the paper (The Daily Journal) back then, and it was a few weeks after it was printed originally.
Sadly, it reminds me of when I was in college. My classes conflicted with the cafeteria and my eating schedule, so I would get my food, load it onto two plates I owned, and carry it back to the dorm room (I’d take some to eat en route to class, and finish the rest when I got back that night). Some dweebs who were out running around saw me and decided to interrogate me. They noticed that there was no meat on my plates, and this interested them as well. They asked where the meat was, and I said I’m vegetarian (I’m enzyme-deficient and can’t digest meat). Their definition of “meat” must have been extremely specific, because they asked where my chicken was. “Guys,” I said, “that’s meat. If it’s an animal, I can’t digest it.”
“Chicken ain’t no animal!”
“It isn’t a vegetable,” I said. (It took me a while before I figured out that it’s rather useless to answer questions from a moron.)
“Then what animal it is?”
“Chickens are birds. Haven’t you ever seen a live chicken?”
“Nuh-uh! Chickens are… they make ‘em at KFC!”
This exchange happened in college. It still pains me to think that these guys were considered educable. Or maybe their parents just forked over enough money.
Wow.
I knew a guy in college who thought that eggs grew on trees and that you could live on nothing but water (which has a high sugar and protein content).
But I think that wins.
…
Hippies Smell!
OLLLLLDD post, this was ages ago, this copy needs to be taken down…
Sounds like something PETA would say.
This person isn’t an PETA activist, just a VERY stupid human.
the real fail is that no one at the news paper recognized this crap. Its been re-posted EVERYWHERE about 100 times each and still people do not catch on.
Wow, what’s with all the old stuff cropping up recently?
win
This was first on Failbook! It must be in the third or fourth page now but serously I saw it like a few days ago on Failbook.
I was going to say I saw it there too. It was a status update. Maybe it’s the same person and he/she submitted the comment to a newspaper but posted it on facebook because waiting 24 hours for the printed media was too long to wait to show the world his/her stupid.
It was posted at another cheezburger site before failbook, b/c I saw it before it was on failbook. Might’ve been Probably Bad News, when it was still its own site. It’s not unusual for posts to repeat on CB sites.
Alarmed PETA members in 3… 2… 1…
wow….meat from the store…who knew…well i guess that provez what happenz to old people…meat fromm a store…wow
:facepalm: I’m pretty sure it’s a hunter making a joke.
HAHAHA this is true in China… store bought food = fake crap.. out in the forest = real food…
Hahaha!