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Whirlpools ahead?
I call him Eddy
If we hurricane we go to a movie later?
Sure, but we can always pop to the lab and send some cyclones to do the work thing for us!
Poop to the lab?? *perks up*
Bad monkey. If you break a pun-run on K@, you’ll twister all up inside.
It’s all swings and roundabouts, no?
Close enough. We can spin a new run out of this.
*Will not shock the monkey*
*spins*
*re-cycles*
♪ C’mon, baby! Let’s do the twist! ♫
What is this? I don’t even…?
right round, baby.
Don’t spank the monkey! It will all blow over soon.
Yes! You mean it’s a blow job schematic win?
[Caribbean accent]
Mon, soon we can go, ’cause that sounds like fun!
[/Caribbean accent]
Tempest fugit when you’re having fun!
Meh…storm in a teacup!
Oh, hail. I forgot to turn the stove off!
*rushes back to the house*
As long as he’s not in the STC.
too many puns. this pic is obviously fake. what self-respecting male wears a jacket around his waist? methinks conspiracy? hmmm????
Eddy’s in the space-time continuum?
He’s getting ready to cross the equator.
I was trying to think of what this sign meant…then I saw your comment and was satisfied.
*waltzes*
Mathilda!!
*Reels*
*wiggledances*
*attempts to pirouette, but falls clumsily because zombies can’t do that maneuver very well*
The jig is up, ZA.
Last
win
Huh who the hell invented this
this way to twat, in other words, you’re gonna be a virgin forever
Turn right, look left!
Go around! Come around!
he went dataway
spinning the information, hm?
On the information highway of life, he’s stuck in a traffic circle.
Those roundabouts can be difficult to navigate.
drives you close to the edge
i think you’re only half Right, because the other half was Left out.
I think it just means that there is a round road segment ahead and that one is to keep to the left :/ It’s kind of a fail, but I’ve seen worse.
I’m pretty sure it means there are two loops. On the outer, you can only go clockwise, and on the inner, you can only go counter-clockwise. I don’t know, doesn’t seem like a fail to me. I’m sure if you’re there, it’s pretty self-explanatory.
So do I take a left then a quick right or a right then a quick left?
….and step, ball, change
♫You take the high road
and I’ll take the low road
and we’ll both meet at the accident site.♪
♪ Spinning wheel got to go round. ♪
♪ I got a sign ain’t got no rhyme or reason
Let the bad guy spin every once in a while ♪
Now, JAZZ HANDS!!!
Yes.
Americans will never understand roundabouts.
Pish tosh! Roundabouts are easy-peasy to understand.
I understand roundabouts just fine, but never have I seen a roundabout where cars are going in two separate directions at the same time.
…Well, not intentionally anyway.
We have one at the bottom of our road, I am not lying, we have one large roundabout, surrounded by 5 small ones, you can go either way around all of them!……
Ok…THAT one I might have a wee bit of trouble with, then. So…how do the inside cars get to the outside if they have to cross traffic going the other way?? Doesn’t that TOTALLY negate the reason for having a roundabout and not a traffic light in the first place??
It has those too…..clicky
wow … my head is spinning
Mine isn’t, but I sure wish the rest of the room would stop spinning around me.
I think that’s government shorthand for slow down and pay attention to the road. It’s a trap.
We’re supposed to pay attention while driving? How are we to text and check the latest news on our smart phones?
Heehee! That explains it. It’s still a right bloody mess, though!
City planner’s revenge!
Holy CRAP that’s…that’s….
*remembers that all the cars will also be on the left side of the road*
*head asplodes*
That reminds me of the ‘Magic Roundabout’.
I tried to post a link to it, but Failblog won’t let me…
How is the weather in Swindon?
Have you ever heard of the “magic roundabout” just outside of London (Hemel Hempstead?). It’s 4 lanes, two going in one direction, two in the other, and there are 5 single-lane roundabouts that feed into it. I got stuck on it within 15 minutes of getting behind the wheel of a car in London for the first time.
Never heard of or seen that particular roundabout, but that’s exactly the thing I thought of when I saw this sign.
You just go round and round till you puke.
I believe you are right on the money there!
I left my jacket there….
*runs*
You left your jacket in America?! Mabbee you can tell me where and I’ll pop by and see if anyone picked it up.
*brings map of America and shows it to k@*
Where did you leave your jacket? Where???
*hyperventilates*
*points*
In a house there.
OooOoh okay. *looks at map* I think it’s closer to Ms B. I will let her handle it.
*rummages underground*
*produces a jacket*
*
safety**won’t say where he found it*
*offers it to K@*
I’m pretty sure the dirt will wash out easily.
What about the blood and brain bits?
*voms on blog*
Geez, Leila! I just ate! I can deal with ZA’s bits better than I can handle your vom.
*turns green*
*runs out of the room*
Don’t be an ignorant bigot. Here in Massachusetts we have plagues of them, only they’re called ‘rotaries.’ And they still SUCK.
PS So do you.
like… 13th or something…
Interpretation: either way you’re screwed.
In a roundabout way, yes.
Here’s to you, Mr. Anderson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_%28Hemel_Hempstead%29
The titty twister from hell?
It’s what I did to my husband for getting married to another woman.
How… does that… ?
You know what? Never mind.
*nods*
♪ You spin me right round baby right round ♪
heh … one good turn table deserves another, Xena Girly … ↯↯
↻ ↺
This looks like a record … right round, baby, left round … like a record, baby … like a broken record, baby …
It’s what Obama see’s on his teleprompters
Looks like the Chinese way of driving cars XD (Never mind, I love China…)
What is a troll? By definition, a troll is someone who post’s something off topic in an online community/discussion. If this is true then more than half of people on fail blog are indeed trolls. For example, when someone post’s a comment such as “first”, yes they are a troll. However if someone post’s a reply such as “to fail”, are they not off topic too? People always put down the first comment but they do it by replying with a comment not about the main topic. If someone writes a comment saying “You have no life”, what makes them think that they themselves have a life? In conclusion if everyone was a troll then the world would be a better place.
You had me @ post’s. ~Where do I apply to become a troll?~
I think you have to be sponsored by an existing troll.
*sigh*
tl; dr
*exits, stage left*
A troll is someone who should be spending the last week of summer vacation playing outside with friends, but instead spends it at mommy’s computer making posts claiming the world would be a better place if only everyone else was a troll too.
A troll needs to give mommy her webcam back if a troll wants to be able to afford to eat at Bennigan’s tonight.
Strike the last part of what I said. I’m sticking with the rest though.
This is not a road sign! It is for ships and it indicates a place where it is allowed for ships to turn around. So big fail for the uploader.
Yeah, the trees give the nautical setting away.
Aye, aye, skipper!
*turns boat around*
*crashes into phallic-shaped underpass*
*boat sinks and all aboard die*
I was on that boat…
Aw…we’ll miss you.
Wait, who are you again?
That’s what she said.
*sniff* … I hope we all learn from the arrows of our ways
Arrows by any other name would smell as sweet!
I compare you to a kiss from arrows on the grave
This is not a road sign! It is secret code for singles looking for rendezvous and encounters.
(sounds like this little miss gets around
)
not a FAIL, its a roundabout
This ain’t a scene, it’s a god damn arms race.
I thought I was the only one here who could make my arms race around me like that.
Must you play with your food?
Looks kids! Big Ben… Parliament…
oh my god, you brought back chevy, you bastard
it’s just a sign for boats, it’s not for cars, this guy is probably walking beside a river. When a boat meet this sign it can go back but it can do it in as it want.
When a boat meats this sign, it’s grounded.
it’s just a sign for boats, it’s not for cars, this guy is probably walking beside a river. When a boat meet this sign it can go back but it can do it as it want.
I think this sign is actually saying “DO A BARREL ROLL!!!”
“We’re entering Corneria City now.”
“It’s about time you showed up Fox, you’re the only hope for our world.”
“It’s quiet… too quiet…”
“ENEMY GROUP SIGHTED AT 12-O-CLOCK”
“Be careful – it’s a trap! Enemy group behind us Man they’re fast!”
“Do a barrel roll!”
“Let’s rock and roll!”
turn around around the turn and then turn around the turn -confusing road ahead- lol
I think that’s the international sign for “C’mon baby, let’s do the twist!”
Warning: Someone divided by zero ahead.
I love how the guy looks like he gets it.
Typical cultural ignorance.
This is a perfectly understandable sign if you’re used to countries with roundabouts, like England.
See my above. In Massachusetts USA, we have them too, called rotaries. they suck, so do you, ya lousy limejuicer, and any rotary/roundabout with a traffic pattern like that is definitely a fail.
Typical cultural ignorance. That isn’t a sign for a roundabout, they’re internationally recognised, not that. Also, England isn’t a country, the UK is.
In Soviet Russia…
…we used to stand in line for bread.
“…to every thing, turn, turn, turn …” Oh, right, dating myself, heh-heh.
Aw. I’ll bet there are plenty of people who would be happy to date you so you wouldn’t have to date yourself.
This is a regular signs for waterways signalling there is an (wider) area ahead where ships are allowed to turn.
It is a sign for boats meaning that there is enough room to turn and go back in the other direction. The arrows say that you can do as you like regards the way you turn.
twisted
Sorry to break the fun but that sign is for boats, it indicates a place where boats can turn.
this is a sign that tells boats that they can turn here! dumasses