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Camouflage fail
I know, right? I can still see what they’re doing there …
… they’re LYING!!!
they aren’t real reptiles. methinks conspiracy? hmmmm????
thats really sad…
Out of all the junk laying on that table he had to go out of his way to throw the cap out the window?
Whatajerk.
obviously, it’s a jug of water. i won’t even bother to watch this video because i know it is fake. methinks conspiracy? hmmm????
eh, it does show him holding the bottle up close to the camera and cracking the seal at the very beginning. either way though, this guy is a complete idiot. definitely going to end up in the hospital.
I would love to c the next 5minutes of him getting knock out from inside…
Eh, sadly I did once witness a friend of mine do the same thing with a bottle of Bacardi. It can be done. The results are messy.
Wow have funn having alcohol poisoning you dumbass
Wow, this guy just won the Trashiest Douche-bag of the year award. The only way this could be topped is if a hipster and a guido got in a fight over PBR’s vs. Jägerbombs.
LMAO, the Google ad for that was alcoholism treatment.
We takes coke as well…
CHUG CHUG CHUG……YEA WATER IT DOWN WITH COKE
Did he died?
If that really was vodka, he was probably throwing up a few minutes later.
2:16 “This is for my Mom, for you birthday yesterday.”
2:24 Mom’s cat makes swift exit out window incase his birthday present comes up soon.
Smirnoff’s for pussies.
I know right. It’s just Smirnoff… Nothing to be excited about. I want to see him do a Four Horsemen. Then, by all means, brag about it.
did he died?
looks like they’d make awesome speed-bumps
atta-gator
This scene could cause some serious panda-monium
I think their bite can be really paint-full
Double pun, I likez it.
Wtf? O_o
The second question to ask is… who the hell was brave enough to even do this…?
Robert Downey Junior, that’s who!
Lol I would. XD They wouldn’t feel gentle paint brush strokes if you are careful.
Pandacodile?
Crocopan?
Pancroco?
Oh forget it!!
It’s a pandile, of course.
Ally pander?
Pedo-gator?
pandas to the lowest nom-nom-i-gator?
Alliggalos?
Pandgator or an algatander.
Gators that only eat small children, WTF?
I would think it’s a pandagator. And I refuse to think how it came about!!!!!
Improper propagation of panda gator propaganda.
It’s a Pandadile!
i know this is un related but PANDAGATOR kinda rolls off the tougne real well
crocopanda.
Wow, did they got literally painted?!
They got panda’d.
Lol x
No. Just figuratively. It’s a metaphor.
no … it’s too meta
People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
-jack nicolson
that’s what I was thinking – WHO PAINTS A GATOR??? WHY????
Must be some kind of spa treatment.
Painting them like that really doesn’t make them any cuter.
Just sayin’.
And I really don’t like the way that one is looking at me…
Maybe its because you still have all that black and white paint all over you and he thinks you are a panda-dragon, which is a close relative of the panda-dile. He just wants to be friends.
Arthur Pandragon?
I think they are incredible creatures. We walk by lakes when we take the dogs and one day we saw a small alligator. Soon a bigger one joined. We named them Al and Ally.
I love reptiles. I’m a slave to 3 smaller ones and they are quite demanding.
What kind of reptiles? =3 My cousin had a bearded dragon named Tatoe (like Potato) and my friend Catherine has a leopard gecko named Daphne. I loved/love them both!
Al and Ally are weird names for lakes.
ROFLs!
True story:
I’ve had a soft spot for ‘gators ever since. Plus, they do make tasty eating!
Sophomore year in high school the advanced biology class had a field trip into the swamp that was about 10 miles away from the school. Took airboats and hunted alligator. The airboat guide found us a baby alligator and fished it out of the water and passed it around so all the kids (myself included) got to hold it. It was hella strong and cool as heck!!!
I actually find reptiles (snakes, alligators, turtles, whatever) cute. Which is very strange for a typical teenaged girl.
They would make very good pets. After all, all they eat is bamboo.
ThaiLand Only
PETA ain’t gonna like this…
Screw PETA… Actually that would be gross being with smelly hippies.
HEY! This coming from one named Pig.
Yeah. PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
I’ve seen extremely large people here in TX wear that on a t-shirt.
Oh, haha, havnt heard that one.
PETA can get stuffed.
1. Prints Picture
2. Goes to PETA headquarters
3. Safety
4. Watches PETA reps go crazy
5. Enjoys nude protest at zoo
You dirrrty dog! I mean, you saucy apple!
That’s animal cruelty win
they are ready for panda and guerrilla warfare
And the care-trolls haven’t gone nuts over this yet? Wow!
It’s the latest fad silly!
*paints Avis in black and white*
I was just going to dip Avis since she is little but I was planning on painting everyone else with this brush.
*sulks in a corner*
YEAH!
Then throw ‘em in with the ‘gators, see how long they last!
I don’t have enough paint for all the trolls. I will just save it for another occasion.
Judy liked it when I painted her blue and she kept it. Just sayin’. Hehe.
But a black and white peregrine finch just looks silly! I’m supposed to be bright and colorful!
I guess you have a point. I will have to wait till Halloween then.
I’m working on a costume that involves LOTS of (fake) monarch butterflies. It’s based off a New Yorker magazine cover.
Oooooooooooh! I wanna see.
When it’s done, I’ll make sure to get pictures. Basically it’s a wig of the butterflies and I wear super white face paint the way you might wear foundation, with regular make-up over it. And I’ll just wear a black turtleneck sweater and looooooong black skirt. I may have to carry a copy of the magazine so people get it.
Very cool! How many monarchs are you using?
Don’t know yet, I still have to find a supplier of the butterflies.
Oh, I loved that cover! I looked at ordering it from The New Yorker website as a framed print. Take lots of pics!
I will! If I could get Rooster to dress like the New Yorker guy it would be even better.
I bet the monocle would be a good selling point for him.
There’s nothing wrong with being gray. Just sayin’.
You’re gray?
*goes to have peepers checked*
Not me, but I have a few dear friends who are.
You can paint me. I’ll be a Danda.
*looks at feathers*
*is dismayed*
*shakes all the paint off vigorously*
:p
*gets splattered with black and white polka dots*
Sorry ’bout that. Here you can use this to clean off.
*hands Mouse a Sham-Wow*
It’s brand new and clean, never been used.
Why would I want to clean off these fabulous dots?
Marketing gimmick to draw people to the zoo? maybe it’s the paint but they don’t look like they’re shaped properly.
The pandas or the ‘gators?
Maybe it’s some sort of medicine for their skin and someone decided to do it in colors for fun. They could have some sort of fungal infection or something.
I heard the story lately, I hope I remember correctly. In that particular zoo (I guess it was Bangkok) there was a newborn panda baby, and all the visitors just came to see the pandas. So the keepers decided to paint elephants in black and white like pandas just to turn people’s attention back on the elephants. I suppose they also did it to the alligators.
pandagattor WIN !
what’s black and white and red al….AUGH MY ARM!!!
*stops munching*
Oh, sorry. Guess I should go get lunch.
Oh hey, can you grab me a salad while you’re out. And oh, a chocolate gelato would be nice too.
*ThankYouSqueezie*
Looks like you already got a delivery man.
bloody bad news!!
gatorflauge
Camel floss?
Just heard the reggae version of the song You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon except they call it Bodyguard and is sang by Ghost. I definitely like the original.
pandadile or allibear? we will never know.
interior crocodile panda gator
♬”A” alligators all around,
“B” bursting balloons…♬
Not you! NEVER you! We LIKE you!
*SQUEEZE*
Well, it was more like I hoped you would know it wasn’t you I was referring to!
When I posted the words to that song up there, I realized RIGHT after I hit “Add Comment” that you might be… not exactly offended, but take umbrage with it.
*squeeze*
Is “P” pushing people?
Aligators All Around, of course. (I always liked Pierre who didn’t care more…)
The question is … WHO had the NERVE to pain’em ?
Now THAT is a very good question!
We know it wasn’t Steve Irwin.
Did he dye?
If I laugh at this will I go straight to hell?
did you have an option?
alligators or crocodiles get paralyzed when they get flipped on their back since they think there gonna get eaten. after that the job is made easy. so the person had to know that or they’ll be dead meat. so it might be a zoo keeper
PS: sorry if anyone else said this
So, how do you paint an alligators back?
VERY carefully.
Eeek! A mouse with a cautionary tail!
They missed one.
He is not into the latest fashion.
Fail-o-gators
cross breeding makes me a saaaaad panda.
Introducing: The Zebragator.
i fail, its a pandagator
Zebra krokodil
polar krocodile and its changing skin r u blind people?
PANDA WATCH! Get out here, Panda JERK!
Crosswalkgator, of course
Oddly enough, I thought of crosswalks as well… specifically the aptly named ‘zebra crossing.’
>.> Of course, my next immediate thought was of the quote from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “`Oh, that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”
*snerk*
i dont think this is legal those pandas must of been pretty bored why is there a tale on that pandadile! D:
this is just a zebragator, or some weird alligator mating ritual
Don’t you guys realize that there’s no black paint involved? Alligators are naturally black…. or a green so dark it’s pretty much black.
There Pandagator’s or Alaganda’s.
Where?
*Climbs a tree*
increasing the population of Pandas; you’re doing it wrong.
Is this real?
They painted the crocodiles to serve as panda awareness. They also painted elephants.
Of course it’s real. Didn’t you know about the pandagator breeding program at the St. Louis zoo?
At first glance, they looked like zebra poles that were lying on the ground.
These look eerily like the scene in Princess Mononoke where the bad guys disguise themselves in dead boars’ skins and slip through the underbrush with the stampede. Creepy …
Fake and Gay
We’re not saying the G word any more as an insult, nor ‘retarded’ or anything like that. Just say ‘Democrat’, it covers all those bases.
My dad cross bred with my sister and got me!
Zeeba! It safe to come out. No more aligators here, just me Panda. Zeeba, come out and meet new Panda neighbor!
EPIC WIN!
I will never complain about my job again. My boss never told me to go paint the alligators.
I’m confused as to how this is a fail. Anything to do with pandas is a win.
As someone who has seen plenty of alligators, I promise you, these are crocodiles. The pointy snout is the giveaway.
These are crocodiles. I can tell by the pixels and because I have seen several.
Uh oh. Someone went and made the gators very sad pandas.
ahh, its so cuddlely, makes you want to jump in to hug and squeeze it.
fail
WWF to the resque!
panda+gator+seal+raccoon?
those guy need to get a job
well they obviously have a job. “kill yourself doing stupid things at the zoo” is their job. lol but it can be done. Duct tape for the mouth and legs, then flip it over. Didn’t anyone see the croc. special on shark week?
Crocopanda!
I could see how this went down. “The zoo is opening in half an hour and the pandas are still missing!” “Well we have some extra gators and paint…let’s make it work!”
It’s a Failligator…