ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "RUSH ROCKS!" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
I’m sure the powers that be will recognize shortly that the Great Firewall has been breached. I have no doubt I’ll be back wallowing in darkness in the very near future.
*Drifts into song*
♪ Saaandy, can’t you see I’m in misery
We made a start now were apart
There’s nothing left for me
Love has flown all alone
I sit and wonder why-yi-yi-yi
Why, you left me all Sandy. . . ♪
They sent Ayako Imoto on an expedition across of half of Africa to find the source of the Nile. When she got there, it was marked with a sign. No-one had bothered to tell her that the BBC had got there first.
This is not a fail. The program presented it as a WIN, in fact. All they wanted to do was to lift him off the ground with bottle rockets, and they did it.
BTW, location was shot in Thailand.
JAPAN!!!
IS!!!
itchy-ban!
BOB SAGET
from dust to dust … err … water to water
I was expecting more “wheeeeeee” before the crash.
*has no idea how this video made it through the Great Firewall*
You can see… ?
THUD!!!!
She’s been healed!!!
*does the happy danse dance*
I actually forgot this was headed for a fail…
Headed… huh… funny.
*pouts*
You mean my description isn’t necessary anymore?
Yay!!!
*waits impatiently*
I’m sure the powers that be will recognize shortly that the Great Firewall has been breached. I have no doubt I’ll be back wallowing in darkness in the very near future.
We still want ZA to describe it though, right? Right?
*nods head*
*doesn’t say whose*
*squeezes*
*has a brilliant idea*
*runs to start marketing a new line of bobble-headed Failpeeps*
*Nods in agreement*
Of course we still want ZA to describe the videos!
*Gives NS a buncha tap lights for that eventuality.*
*squeezes back*
I’ll get them from the sea shore.
Callback win!
Look out NS!
It’s a Khan job!
I thought the Great Firewall was in China.
It is.
Japan does not do any sort of international filtering in that sense.
So that was a comment fail. I’m surprised noone else pointed it out before you did.
*faceplant*
heh …
*beach slap, um, palm*
That’s sakana leave a mark.
So THAT’S why he yelled, “BONSAI!!” before he took off.
He is one astronaughty.
Astronaut, Argonaut. What’s the difference?
One sees stars, the other seizes on sand bars.
Spaztronaught.
I’ll bet that wet his whistle for unmanned flight.
It was certainly a mo’ Mentos occasion.
Is there a Necco in here?
A scotched mint.
That’s a dead cert.
Looked like spearmint to me.
*starts a game of Tic Tac Toe with Marius*
Dragon, you’re a life saver!
*Squeeze*
banzaii!!!
Bonsai!!!
bonvoyage!!!
to infinity and BEYOND!!!
George of the Bungle
*saves raisins for Sunday*
♪ Aqualung my friend don’t cough away uneasy ♪
♫ Seasick as a brick ♫
Note to self AGAIN: Remember that any pun you make has already been made my Lolcatburglar.
I’ll remember that before posting one of these days. Or not. :p
That plan is all wet.
^ I sea water did there.
Apparently the Japanese never saw that Mythbusters episode.
“I’m pumping as fast as I can!”
“Am I missing…an eyebrow?”
I think they did, just never put their eyes off of Kari.
最初の
Of what? But that’s a fail anyway.
Sooooo glad this happened
I BELIEVE I CAN F…ail
HAHA i guess someone didn’t watch that epeisode of mythbusters where Buster hit the ground
“In the event of a water landing, your face can be used as an implantation device.”
*hope sinks*
Someone find BF and dispatch him to the location ASAP! He should be in Japan, right?
HoustonJAXA, we have a problem.I’m gonna revolutionize the way we go to the moon!
[launch]
[crash]
Am I there yet?
Can you see the stars?
Oh, you changed your pic. You are no longer a quilt.
Yes! I was successful! Thanks, Leila!
I see the stars, but not the ones I think I should be seeing…
When you see a bunch of birds flying in a circle around your head, um yeah, let me know and I’ll try to call them off.
Starlings!
*Ducks*
well, um, you did kinda moon us I guess
What? HEY! Where did my pants go?!
Oh, I think you’ll fit in here just fine.
*nods own head*
Whose head do you usually nod?
♪ Let me tell you about the birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees
The moon up above
And the belt you love ♫
No. I think you’re looking for the guy in the video, not for me.
Clearly you cannot grasp the gravity of the situation.
Apparently not. I think gravity loves me a little too much…
Wow. That’s heavy, dude.
He has a kind of alacrity in sinking.
Density is often the problem in these endeavors.
But do the buoyant girl ever get together?
*Drifts into song*
♪ Saaandy, can’t you see I’m in misery
We made a start now were apart
There’s nothing left for me
Love has flown all alone
I sit and wonder why-yi-yi-yi
Why, you left me all Sandy. . . ♪
♪ There are worse things I could do. . . ♪
♪ Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far? ♪
Floatsam and Jetsan!
Jiro! Get me off this crazy thing!
Astronomically funny, LCB!
My computer conspires against me. Again. I may have to sit this one out until I figure out what the deal is. Grrrrrrrrr!
*shakes fist @ Avis’ computer*
*squeeze Avis*
I think that worked!
You’re welcome!
Super Mario sunshine IRL
Heh, more like astro-not.
WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!
*throws LCB’s bra and shinies @ ZA*
*standing ovation*
*applauds*
BRAVO!!!!!
At least he’s taken all the security measures!!
YEOWCH! My feet!
Thinks like this can inven only Japanes!
Love, love, love it!!!! Now I’m off to the loo to laugh out loud and not get weird looks from my cubicle buddies!!
Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
You so totally rock, DUDE!
dont they watch mythbusters!? its already been tested
He really thought he could fly with that?
For me was just a damn weird way to drink sea water =P
Sometime I question my blood..
he obviously doesn’t watch mythbusters.
are you sure it’s the jet pack fail? I thought it was a pilot fail
looks like the japs dont watch mythbusters
Need to fire your caption writer (the captions at the end of videos). Cos the captions suck
This makes the stupid video fails totally worth it.
Thanks ZA!
Once again, my hats off to you ZA.
OMG did he die???
He did fly which makes this a win. A hard-earned win, though…
アトミクパイルドライバル
[ Fansub: Atomiku Pairudoraibaru! ]
you just ahve to be japanese to try that
you just ahve to be japanese to try that!!!!!
Unstable THRUST!!! haha, they did this in mythbusters and it didn’t work. he should have watched it.
They probably did.
They sent Ayako Imoto on an expedition across of half of Africa to find the source of the Nile. When she got there, it was marked with a sign. No-one had bothered to tell her that the BBC had got there first.
fail
Jetpack fail, faceplant win!
more like POUR astronaut
This is not a fail. The program presented it as a WIN, in fact. All they wanted to do was to lift him off the ground with bottle rockets, and they did it.
BTW, location was shot in Thailand.
they would have known what was going to happen if they saw that episode of myth busters.
L…M…F…A…O!!!!!