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Nothing for the twi-moms?
That IS for twi-moms.
If they want to read at the same level as their five year old daughter then who are we to judge?
Normal?
They get half-price manuals on the effective use of contraceptives.
They got that coming if they start a sentence with “If you like the Twilight Saga…”
Manners? I thought they cost nothing.
Math smarts, I has them. Now let’s go get some pie.
Isn’t it curious how pie has a circular shape, which is related to pi?
…only related by marriage.
Pie are not square, pie are round.
LIES!!!
Pie are most definitely square, any first grader will tell you that. Clearly you’re doin’ it wrong.
*glares @ idiot above*
*Retires*
No, the cake is a lie. Pie is a myth
Maybe thats why mine always come out wrong
…cornbread are square.
*nod nod*
Cornbread are square. Pie are round.
What came first Pie or Pi?
….the greek letter?
I don’t want to cause a rho here, but, isn’t the Geek letter Nu?
omega’d!
win
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Nu at will to ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.
double win you wayward shrubberer
Now, cut down the mightiest oak in the wood…with a herring!
Mmmmmmm 3.141593
Mmmmmmmmmm custardy 3.141593.
Dont you mean get me some Pi?
*stands up for self*
*falls over*
Nope, it isn’t as easy as it looks.
it’s normal,first you have to read twilight and be a fan!
I’m staying with my math smarts.
I think you should try some Math Smarts instead. Wanna try?
*props K@ up*
I think I need the one on style.
Ow….that is my Hypotenuse
That’s one theorem.
RTFM, then it’s easy!
its a fail that has win on it….WTF?
4º
This is the most awesome win on Failblog…
What are they trying to say?
If you like Twilight you need some style, manners, brains and a spine?
Yes…..
…and a gun so you can shoot yourself for reading the books.
basically
mmmm braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnzzzzzz.
Yes. Because twilight readers are to stupid to understand that real vampires look like nosferatu and real werewolves would rather shred you into bits then make out with you.
And real vampires don’t sparkle, and real werewolves don’t change into little puppies whenever they want. Yep, this is a definite win.
And real vampires can’t even get horny and werewolves aren’t a bunch of identical topless boys from a sears catalog.
Real vampires can get horny (remember the myth of the dhampire).
And vampires DO sparkle. When they are in flames. XD
The only FAIL I see is that they called the Twilight series a “saga”.
下げ
20% off Math Smarts
I need to buy the book to figure out what the discount will be when I buy the book.
Circular reference error!
Circular reference error!
Circular reference error!
Circular reference error!
Circular reference error!
…or is it?
*spins right ’round baby, right ’round*
You can spin any way you want too bow chicka bow wow.
You buy the book and then figure out the discount. After that you go back to the store to demand back the money you overpaid.
You mispelled full refund.
You misspelled misspell.
Touché.
If he hadn’t pointed it out, I would have.
*squeeze*
It would have been better if it came from you, that’s for sure.
*squeeze*
thats what she said
Maybe you could get back the money you paid for the twilight saga while we’re there.
*hopeful*
You really think so?
I think someone just admitted to buying them.
Whut?
win
+100 to the employee that did this!
By the way, how do I change the picture that gets posted with my comment?
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No, no, no! You must call the Failoffice between the hours of 1:00pm Eastern and 4:00pm Pacific, Monday through Friday, and supplicate yourself before them.
Hmph. Be polite. Let them supplicate themselves first.
*Tips hat*
As you wish.
Oh. . . darn it.
I tried that — they wouldn’t let me because I was 17 seconds late.
Thank you!
Huge epic Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Gee. Gotta Love Hastings.. lol
I got me some math smarts!!!
Hey now, I used to love those types of books when I was younger. Don’t insult them by equating them with Twilight! *huff*
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This joke is getting old.
Whoever did this deserves a raise. A BIG raise.
Twilight fun section
The last thing we need is Twilight fans who stand up for themselves!
Correction: Twilight fans who stand up to themselves WELL. They do try, but fail miserably.
Haha! That’s so hilarious, and the best part is that’s it’s true! =D
This sign reminds me of that one old episode of South Park. The kids were all addicted to Chinpokomon (spelling?) and the American companies were trying to win business back. The kids were in a focus group and the people in charge showed them commercials for new toys and they all started with “Hey, kids, do you like Chinpokomon? Then you’re going to love…”. And the toys being advertised ultimately were nothing at all like Chinpokomon.
It’s just a way to get people to pay attention to something. Another example would be all those old joke posters that started with “SEX” in huge letters and, under that, the statement “Now that I’ve got your attention”. Besides, we’ve seen it time and time again, the best advertising is not original. The best advertising is to glom onto the most successful thing out there like some kind of symbiote and just hang on until that mega-popular thing until it dies because all the leeches attached to it just sucked the life right out of it.
Holy crap these comments are hilarious.