*looks at accounts*
Oh…..oh…..
Guys, we need to make a decision here.
a) Tequila for shots
b) Champagne for celebrations
c) Baconlube
d) Shamwows
e) Nibbles
f) Confetti
This is why I was showing as all quilty. I figured the name KittehlessJon would be too whimsical for anywhere but ICHC, so I would post here and elsewhere in the Cheezburger Network as JustOlJon.
*roaring engine sounds in the distance, getting closer*
*arrives riding Polaris ATV, rocks and dust flying*
*skids to a dramatic stop*
Hi, kids! Did I miss anything?
*ATV falls to pieces*
Oops…
*steps up to microphone*
*clears throat*
First of all, I would like to thank all of the little people that made this honor possible.
*drones on and on incessantly*
*audience falls asleep*
Aha! My plan is a success!
*runs up and steals all of the donuts*
*flees on one of BFF’s Jeeps*
*Jeep, running as if possessed, speeds off the nearest cliff*
that could happen accidentally, one thousandth of one percent of time. also, how are you going to get the new motor in without a cherry picker? damn ricers.
Cherry picker? Round here you’d use an engine lift/crane, or some kind of trestle frame with a block and tackle. If you’re really hard you might drive/push the car up some ramps then balance the item on a trolley jack and drop it out the bottom.
Cherry pickers are used for changing lamps in street lights and getting up into trees for delimbing them.
this is the most retarted and gay comment section i have seen yet. just wow, to all the people drinking bubbly, try typing this, *gets a life* it may just work. who am i kidding i know it won’t work.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA D:< I LOVE RUINING MY WIFE"S CAR BY FORGETTING TO PUT A JACK UNDER THE ENGINE WHEN I UNBOLT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAEEEHEHAHHEEHEAHEHEHAHOHOHOH!
The first fail was when he blew up that motor pretending that old Civic was fast.
The second fail was when he set the car up so that he would remove the final bolt on a motor mount on the motor knocking the bumper and light out as the engine drops to the ground.
The third fail is when he realized that he bent the motor mount having the engine hang from it like that.
The fourth fail was when he actually bothered to repair the POS.
Hmmm, they weren’t geared up for that were they.
Yes it was a real bum-per for them.
did he died?
Obvious set-up.
No doubt about it, no single bolt holds your motor, bumper, and headlight bucket all together.
00:18
THE INDIANS ARE COMING!
that happened to yesterday but the door fell off too
Nope. They didn’t foresee it braking.
It was just dropped on them from out of the blue.
There’s no way to reverse it now.
I’ll Axle an expert.
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Aren’t you a rebel.
More like an idioto.
A rebellious idioto.
Funny laugh at first
WRONG screw
Oil bet that’ll help!
Always helps to have a gas about a problem!
It’s also good to be geared up with plenty of answers.
Though it can get a little exhausting, and even muffled after a few hours discussion.
Sometimes you just need to steer the conversation in another direction.
Wheely?
You don’t think it will help shift the discussion and attitude?
I think we have a handle on the situation..
Bet they wish they could wiper memory of that.
Of course after they grill for more information.
^ doesn’t let yee olde combo breaker block her enginuity
Nice tackle
Wooooo hoooo Judy.
*checks bubbly supples*
Glad I ordered more yesterday.
Woohoo Judy!
*throws confetti*
Judy! Judy!! Judy!!!
What’s the budget for the bubbly? Will we have to dip into next year’s funds at this rate?
*looks at accounts*
Oh…..oh…..
Guys, we need to make a decision here.
a) Tequila for shots
b) Champagne for celebrations
c) Baconlube
d) Shamwows
e) Nibbles
f) Confetti
What do we cut down on?
Dang, K@t. None of those looks like workable options to me.
Hmmm. Can we replace confetti with shredded Shamwows? Would that work?
If you want your champagne soaked up for you…
Hold on, why haven’t you got a face?
Maybe Dragon can put some grog in the cuddle puddle today.
*hopeful*
Well, there is NO WAY I’m coming in here without plenty of Baconlube.
It’s not a party without BaconLube™.
This ^ comment deserves acknowledgement.
We have to use something in the radiator to stop it burning up.
*races in*
Here, guys. I
stolefound this bag of internets lying around. But if someone comes around looking for me…just tell me you don’t know me.Hey! This means we don’t need to cut down on anything!
*throws more champagne*
*drinks more confetti*
Wait…
Who are you?
That’s the ticket!
*holds hand out for payment*
*SQUEEZE!*
*stamps PAID IN FULL on invoice*
Here…I bought us a variety of donuts for today.
*gives large box of donuts to peeps*
I GET THE CHOCOLATE ONE!!!
Heeeee!!!
*sidles up to box*
Erm…any custard ones?
I’m just so hooo-ngry!
Custard? Um…
*takes a plain donut, makes a hole and pipes yummy custard in it*
Here you go K@.
My favourite!
She is Ms B the acquirer of supplies.
She tells no lies.
She can get what you need.
She can plant the good seed.
Ms B is the one you need to see.
Anyway.
This is as good a place as any to talk about Fall.
It’s only supposed to get up to 85 today! Whoo! We’re cooling off.
Fall fashion?
I am in the centre of a summer storm at the moment, can you speak up?
I like to think I Fall ♪ fashionably, but it’s nearly time to Sprring!
Anyway.^^
Well, I use a different name here than on other ICHC sites. And I’m lazy, too, K@t.
Sorry.
S’Ok…..just a little disturbing….
Specially when you get confetties stuck to a face which isn’t there…
*sits and rocks*
Oooooooooh…so, you’re not just a plain ol quilt. You matter if you are from ICHC.
*squeeze* Whoever you are.
Yep…and even better if you’re one of the two guys from loldogs.
Woof!!!
*wags tail*
*doesn’t say whose*
eep!
*begs*
*whines*
*marks*
*rockets*
*chews*
This is why I was showing as all quilty. I figured the name KittehlessJon would be too whimsical for anywhere but ICHC, so I would post here and elsewhere in the Cheezburger Network as JustOlJon.
I’m really Yoshi, though.
Thanks for the squeeze, Leila. I can use ‘em.
Yay, Judy!
*gets confetti all stuck to his face*
Yip Yippee Judy!!!
CONGRATS YOU CUTE BLUE THANG YOU!!!! WOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
*roaring engine sounds in the distance, getting closer*
*arrives riding Polaris ATV, rocks and dust flying*
*skids to a dramatic stop*
Hi, kids! Did I miss anything?
*ATV falls to pieces*
Oops…
Nice work Judy!
*rebuilds Judy’s ATV*
*tests*
Aw, poor horsepower!
*swaps engine*
You’re good to go. See ya at the cuddle puddle later!
WooHoo, Judy!!
*smurfysqueezes*
*makes with the balloons*
Here use these ones.
*empties wallet*
*steps up to microphone*
*clears throat*
First of all, I would like to thank all of the little people that made this honor possible.
*drones on and on incessantly*
*audience falls asleep*
Aha! My plan is a success!
*runs up and steals all of the donuts*
*flees on one of BFF’s Jeeps*
*Jeep, running as if possessed, speeds off the nearest cliff*
*jumps off cliff*
*dives after
donutsDrb*Good demo to show up – how to apart car in 1 go.
It’d be even more educational if they would apart their car in Harvard yard.
Why are they laughing..? Isnt that how you are Supposed to do it? o_O?
♪ Jesse…I would pick fresh flowers for youuuuuu ♫
They’re celebrating their awesomeness.
It’s a setup. That can’t happen “accidentally.”
What a let down
Ti sei ritornato?
vengo. gioco. vediamo.
that could happen accidentally, one thousandth of one percent of time. also, how are you going to get the new motor in without a cherry picker? damn ricers.
Cherry picker? Round here you’d use an engine lift/crane, or some kind of trestle frame with a block and tackle. If you’re really hard you might drive/push the car up some ramps then balance the item on a trolley jack and drop it out the bottom.
Cherry pickers are used for changing lamps in street lights and getting up into trees for delimbing them.
Not that I know anything.
Its getting really old and pathetic that Failblog is posting obvious setups as “Fails” when they aren’t Fails. They are setups and lame ones at that.
I think I would rather see one or two at most each day, then see this crap.
That was staged. I mean, why would the front bumper fall off? You don’t need to undo the bumper to remove an engine.
Right. And why would they be filming that in the first place?
What? “Here’s an awesome video of my buddy tightening a bolt”.
hahaha that was awesome! Did they feel the thingy to hold the engine was overrated? That one guys laugh was pretty maniacal.
Seen it already. Why does the network need to have many sites that just post the same stuff in a time delayed fashion. Just one site would be fine.
Cuz we like things suspended all Matrixy.
*shoots slow-mo bullets toward DrB*
Awww! I didn’t mean to scare him off.
*pouts*
*puts out large mug of onion banana juice*
Maybe that’ll bring him out of hiding.
Tasty! But it was that picture ^ of the woman squeezing into her black pants that summoned meh
*squeak*
Hm?
*helps*
There! Now you’re ready for the ball!
It still squeaks when I move though.
Did the engine brake?
Well, we know it dived…..
*flees*
*revvs engine to chase K@ but it falls out*
Awww…
*puts self back in*
*continues running*
GASP!! There is smoke coming out of your tailpipe.
That looks exhausting.
It’s like what happens when you put drugs into Lindsay Lohan.
I’d put some “drugs” into her, too …
Pimp my ride fail!! lol
this is the most retarted and gay comment section i have seen yet. just wow, to all the people drinking bubbly, try typing this, *gets a life* it may just work. who am i kidding i know it won’t work.
*hands anon a glassful of bubbly*
Join us, won’t you?
*clinks*
*drinks*
*squeeze*
That’ll buff out
lollolol
what a load of bulls**t!! fake set up!
omg
autobots roll out
In a moment like that, one can only LOL.
oh man that sucks so much balls!! id hate for that to happen when i swap a motor rofl.
Nice one. Nao fix it!
Was the guy that was in charge of putting the bolts back in also supposed to focus the camera?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA D:< I LOVE RUINING MY WIFE"S CAR BY FORGETTING TO PUT A JACK UNDER THE ENGINE WHEN I UNBOLT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAEEEHEHAHHEEHEAHEHEHAHOHOHOH!
hahahah people doing fail on purpose-_- not fun btw
Total fake. So unrealistic I guess the real fail is the submitter trying to pass it off as a fail.
Delayed laughing win
The first fail was when he blew up that motor pretending that old Civic was fast.
The second fail was when he set the car up so that he would remove the final bolt on a motor mount on the motor knocking the bumper and light out as the engine drops to the ground.
The third fail is when he realized that he bent the motor mount having the engine hang from it like that.
The fourth fail was when he actually bothered to repair the POS.
How come like every single American on earth is fat.
every American on earth? how about every American in America? Now back to my whopper….