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What a labor of love…
♫ That’s the look, that’s the look, the look of love ♫
Oh come on, this is Utah … where you can have multiple marriage-like propositionings.
erm…
(you misspelled “mormon”…)
Dude, you would be wise to remember that not everyone that lives there prescribes to the stereotype.
Or even that the stereotype is often misguided.
*nods in agreement*
I was just jestin’ — not religious warrin’!
But I’ll take your gestures as a global warnin’ …
and be sure to alert Jeffs, Warren.
Maybe, but brining it up tends to bring out those who aren’t just jestin’.
VVV *sigh
I think I need to just leave it be. Maybe I’ll come back later. I don’t mind an occasional joke. But it’s hard for me to handle when it turns nasty.
I tried sweetie *squeeze*
I know, thanks.
*squeeze*
Piss off you bigot.
*shakes head in disagreement*
Nope, even if you don’t qualify, you’re prescribed to it.
For instance. I’m not gay, but live in San Fran. I could get all tersly PC when someone calls me a San Fran Fairy, or I could comb my hair and raise a limp hand, saying “Oh ssstop itttt”
Personally, I don’t think self proscribing is a good idea.
But self-PREscribing is still okay, right?
Because, you know, my doc refuses to give me anything these days.
That’s what happens when you let your doc proscribe.
The way I’ve always heard it is that your average Mormon is monogamous and only certain ‘backwoods’ sects so to speak practice polygamy. This from an ordained Mormon minister or whatever you call them for that faith.
*Plays the banjo*
That doxy’s got a purty mouth.
Right. They just believe that Joseph Smith actually received gold plates (which he never showed anyone else) that bore inscriptions (in a form of writing only he was taught to read, by an angel only he saw) which, when translated (by him) prove that Jesus Christ came to America with two long-lost tribes of Hebrews. And also that you can retroactively get your sinful predecessors forgiven by performing certain activities here. And so on.
Not everyone that lives in Utah is a Mormon.
Not all Mormons practice polygamy.
Why is this so hard to grasp?
Clarification:
Not any Mormons practice polygamy. Those that do are excommunicated.
Told to come back latter in the day?
I get it!
*Grasps K@ and Ms B*
I wasn’t 100% on that, thank you!
Let’s put the top back on this can of worms ladies. It is pointless to argue with those who are ignorant.
*squeezieK@&MsB*
*Puts in more effort*
The gold plates, now the Book of Mormon, was shown to others (not just Joseph Smith), reading the witnesses testimonies in the Book of Mormon will say they did. Also the same angel showed these witnesses the gold plates. The Book of Mormon is much like the bible, it contains history of the people. It also shows that Jesus Christ loves everyone and gives everyone a chance. Food for thought.
ALL religious beliefs sound like a load of crap from the point of view of the outsider.
Mormons don’t have ordained ministers like other religions. All of their bishops, stake presidents, and other such figures in the church are all volunteer and picked by the ward, cardinals, and president in some cases.
Wait. Only 26 mor mondays in the clink…and then we’re all good?
That means he’s going to miss Family Home Evening! THE HORROR!
Polygamy is not a Utah thing. Get your story straight.
Yay mormons!
FAILBLOG IS JUST GETTING PATHETIC NOW. THEY’VE ALREADY UPLOADED THIS PHOTO SO WHATS THE POINT IN UPLOADING IT AGAIN. THEY’VE ALREADY REUPLOADED ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE OLYMPIC RINGS FAIL AND THEY’RE JUST RUNNING OUT OF FAILS SO THEY DECIDE TO PUT ‘WINS’ UP. THIS IS FAILBLOG, NOT WINBLOG!
*removes earplugs*
Sorry?
*wakes up*
I was just having this dream where some guy was yelling all this stuff that’s been said a million times before …
This is about the 4th time I have seen this “fail.” This site is rapidly degrading, and the sadly mentally-handicapped regulars do not add to anyone’s interest in this site, save, perhaps, that of amateur psychiatrists.
How does that make you feel, Dudio?
His ego is a little super, dontcha think?
Give the man a cigar!
♪ I’m just a Bill and I’m sittin’ here on capital hill. . . ♪
♫ I know I’ll be a law someday! ♪
Thanks a lot, dude. Now you’ve woken the baby.
The nurse apparently didn’t care for his delivery.
He pushed it way too far.
He put far too much feeling in his creation.
He thought it was part of the contraction.
He didn’t think anyone would bear witness.
Baby, what a mess he’s in!
He’s going to need someone to deliver good news after this.
So, so,
O son of man, the ignorant bilght, the travail of early groping, the mystery of beginning again and again, while nursing is unforgiven.
This has already been posted.
So, a news story that was published two days ago was already posted here on FB? Wow! Where have I been the last two days?
Erm….
*noms on donut*
Sowwy.
You ate all the donuts? You need something a little more nutritious. Care for some fresh vagitables?
Doesn’t my oatmeal count? I don’t wanna eat my vaggies!
*begs*
*closes curtain around thread*
*wanders off whistling*
nah, this is a repeat fail.
Failblog.org is like Americas funniest home videos. They just recycle and add new ones when they arrive….except the bloggers play the cheezy role of bob sagat
Please check the date of the fail.
The original fail was when he was arrested, this fail is his conviction.
Adam Manning was arrested Oct. 9 at the hospital after twice fondling the nurse’s breasts.
What point are you trying to make?
ummm….that this is a repeat fail
…oh, and..
Stories from the friends next door….they never told…You might be a star tonight, so let that camera rolll…for the Red, White, and Blue….the funny things you do! America, America, a-misses you
*dun-dun-dana-dun-daaaa*
America THIS is you.
Mmmm….cheese….
Please tell me it’s melted!
I will eat it as is.
*salivates*
Mmmmmmm…
*grabs a knife*
*cuts the cheese for Leila*
*sniffs*
*runs*
*follows K@*
♪
I don’t wanna see no doc
I need attendence from my nurse around the clock
‘Cause there’s no prescription for me
She’s the one, the only remedy
Night nurse
Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst
My night nurse
Oh the pain it’s getting worse
I hurt my love
♪
He still has a nursing habit.
… ah, fond memories of fondling mammaries …
*chews on carrot*
What’s up, Doc?
*starts to shoot aimlessly*
*seasons wabbit*
Shhhhhh! Be wery quiet. I’m huntin’ fow a habit.
Heh heh heh heh..
*Sobs quietly*
Marius!
Marius!
Marius!
Hee! Hee!
*Squeeze*
*Blinds and looks at pile of dead minions.*
Someone take the gun from Leila.
*loads minions into skeet shooter.*
PULL!
*Removes d from Blinds, and inserts k*
Six month in JAIL… for this?
Srsly, America..
In some countries you’d have your hand removed for it. Think about it.
Isn’t that for stealing?
Copped a feel…steal…same diff.
OooOooooh! I get it now.
*cops a feel*
Oh! You felt a cop???
It’s cuz he had a cucumber and it was cool so she wanted to see how it felt.
Boneless curved yellow fruit?
Well, I needed another banana for my onion banana juice.
*blargs*
Nah; in “those” countries nurse’s male family members would have killed her honorably her for the shame she brought on them. The guy would’ve been punished, but not as severely as if he had actually stolen someone’s property, since women’s lives aren’t valued as highly as property.
*inserts “the” before “nurse’s”*
44th!
Settle down people!! Fondeling is covered under the new Obama Health Plan..
Just taking care of her mammogram?
Unfortunately, spelling obviously isn’t.
Thatz pard uv ficksing ower skool sistim. Obammy iz going to cuver that neckst.
Ironically, what you post in irony is actually true; the House just convened a special session yesterday to pass a bill (already passed by the Senate) to provide aid to States in order to pay teacher salaries and keep the kids in school.
IMO, though, we can never “fix” the education system until we make it economically relevant to children to graduate from high school so that they have an incentive to not drop out and chase their dreams of becoming a highly-compensated drug-dealing gangsta — which means we have to fix the economy so our inner-city youths see the option of getting a good job as a real possibility.
So np, we just fix the economy. All done!
OMG! Y’all are 2 funny!
Thank you but what the hell is “Y’all”?
Us’in.
*oblivious to Leila’s attempt at sarcasm*
It is what’s known as a second-person plural pronoun. Unlike, for example, the romance languages, English sorely lacks such a fundamentally useful part of speech, so many dialects have evolved one organically. I’m a life-long northerner myself, but I use “y’all” myself simply because it is such a useful part of speech — and I wouldn’t want to sound like an ignorant Guido by saying “youse.”
Old re-post
Y’all is you and all slurred together. Commonly used in the south.
This is such an old story, no idea why it says 11th August 2010 on it.
ur doing it wrong
This was on the first page of failblog a few months ago … way to recycle old crap
I see a Father of The Year award in his future.
either im psychic or this is old news and the date was shopped… god i even remember that photograph
The first was the charge, and the second was the conviction.
fail
It’s outrageous that that would give any kind of jailtime at all.
It seems to me like he was just trying to get in one last “freedom squeeze” before his child was born.
I’m sorry, I just don’t think sexual assault is funny.
I bet he touched her butt like all the retirement home men do.
kick his balls
Heckuva pic. “Hey dude, got any weed?”
i was in that hospital when this happened. guy got brutalized by hospital staff and then groped by police. wonder if the cops got arrested….
Wait… the article was published on August 11th this year, while I’ve seen this like three times before that date. What kind of newspaper is that?
This is just Utah being Utah. No surprise here. Whenever I hear about bizarre sexual conduct on the news, 11 times out of 10 it’s some Mormon person. They’re wound tight.
Well I guess your hearing is as wrong as your math…
I think the picture is the best part, he`s so proud of himself
To me, it looks like he’s trying to pick up the camerawoman. “Hey, baby, after this mug shot, maybe we could…”
“TURN TO THE RIGHT!”
Hm… I think I’ve seen this before somewhere.
Hello nurse!