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Obviously not the sharpest sign makers…
I dunno, those corners look lethal….
Oh, look! A use for the lethal sharp corners.
*bakes some troll pâté*
*Ate troll pate and pooped it out. Then I ate the poopies and then pooped them out again! Recycling at its finest!*
Only if stupid can kill…
Halloo again, MouthyMaven of Ravenloft! Nice to see you back again.
Halllooo to you as well Dragon
Glad to be back. Have been in a nasty argument over on Failbook. Decided it was too serious and I wanted to come have fun.
… would that be a not so Sharp attack?
…then the Failblog comments section would be mightier than 100 nuclear warheads?
I’m assuming that school didn’t have too many enrolled children that year.
Uhhh…. yeeeeeah… Okay.
Did you roll in troll musk or something?
I must have. I have no other explanations.
Time to call the firemen to powerwash the blog.
Done!
*squeeze*
EEEEK! A squeezy mouse!
*wee-squeeze*
Exorcise!
There are better and more effective ways to tell a person that you have a crush on them than the way that you are currently using.
I’d call in Xena since it’s her suppertime but I’m afraid she might catch something.
Like Hep C?
Or even worse.
Wow – I’m sorry Avis. I still love u even if u attract trolls
*holds out hands for squeezy…*
Why thank you!
*featherysqueezes*
It’s good to see you here again MouthyMaven? Can I call you Maven? Or would you prefer Mouthy?
Lol – Maven is fine
Thank you for your help with my picture. You solved the great mystery! I now have an avatar photo
Am I just not supposed to respond to that guy at all or can I tell him off?
Respond to what guy? I don’t see anyone. Nope, I don’t see anyone at all.
*nudge*
*sigh*
*squeeze*
No, seriously….I can’t see anybody.
SQUEEZE PILE!!!!!
Don’t bother. Waste of breath.
*adopts fake Teutonic-type psychoanalist accent*
Ja, ja. Ziss perzon — vell, ziss chilt, chudgink by itz limited abilities — schpews itz mizogyniztick garbaches yet choozess a female name. Ja, it eggsplained zat ze name itzelf iss meant to be yet more mizogyny, but nonezeless ze choice vould indicate that ziss chilt is filled mit self-hate and self-loathink. And who could blame it? Vat a vaste of space it is.
*sneaks in and rips fake beard off LCB’s face*
AHA! I KNEW it! You’re a freud!!
Oh dear…that was a fraudian slip, wasn’t it?
Ow! But… but… I wasn’t wearing a fake beard!
In that case, that’ll be $35 for the wax.
Um, er, I left my money in my other catburglar suit. BRB
*runsawayfast*
*squeeze*
I before E except when replacing C?
LOL!! Awesome!
Those Advices should be over all schools..So avoidance of wasting time can be prevented..
For all we know, exereise is a new form of mind expansion. Let’s not jump to flermclusions.
Elementy, my dear Watson!
Have you exereised your read yet, Holmes?
On your bookmark, get set… Exereise!
*exereises!*
*sprains nose, spleen, and pinky toe*
You should really start with the smaller books first and then work your way up to the complete works of Shakespeare.
*SNORK!!!!*
Oh honey…Shakespeare would never cause me this kind of sprain. This level of pain calls for Milton, or perhaps James Joyce.
Or the wordy german guy whose name I can never spell. THAT caused me serious sprains.
Goethe? He just puts me into a saccharine-induced coma.
Nah, the one that can take three pages to write a single sentence. Starts with an “N”.
Nietzsche?
BINGO!
Him, I never could stand.
Nietzsche is pietzsche.
But he was not Belgian!!
I actually knew who you were talking about when you said “whose name I can never spell”. I always forget either the “z” or the “c”.
You couldn’t remember how to spell it either!!! Hee!!
Fyodor Dostoyevsky? Oops he’s Russian.
*snork*
I was going to suggest “Nabokov?” but remembered he, too, is Russian.
Arnold Schwarzenegger? No wait … he’s Californian.
Woerdy von Woerderscrivner?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
uh, no amy, I think DW is referin’ to Niestzche (or whatever string of consonants he use to spell his name) not that I expect you know about him thou…
Milton. Definitely Milton.
*sits in corner, twitching*
*wipes tears*
‘s some more
*falls over*
Whose?
*limps in, groaning*
Mine, I think!
Woops!
*runs to the drugstore for some ace bandages*
Sowwy about that, Judy. *squeeze*
Hope your printer wasn’t sprained as well.
*gets some Epson salts, just in case*
*attaches ribbon to post*
At least they used the correct “your.” I guess it’s only a half-fail, then.
sign maker… ARISE Fail!
OHHHH! The Pain!! Oy! The Agony!
That is Sharp Elementary in Brownsville Texas. Not very sharp eh, I went to school in Brownsville.
Edukashun feile
That should improve your reading skill though.
How do you know it’s MAN made? Because of the spelling error?
Well, will you look at that?!
What, don’t you exereise your mind from time to time? I do.
I also eereixce it when I have the free time for such an exercise.
That’s a tough one, I’m sure after the parents read that post they are already hesitant if they let their children enrolled in that school. I’m sure its not a technical error nor human error. LOL
Sigh…
its just a bait to get you reading
OMG!! THAT’S MY OLD ELEMENTARY!!! THAT’S HORRIBLE!!
I know where this school is located at! Its in Brownsville, Texas. I know because I saw this sign while I was driving to school.
Sharpness is an essentially contested concept…
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This is great – maybe they should’ve had NOT THE JANITOR put this sign together!!!
Worst part about this is that this school is suppose to be one of the best ones in town. Guess the janitor didn’t go to it.
I’m still learning from you, but I’m improving myself. I definitely liked reading everything that is written on your blog.Keep the stories coming. I liked it!