The jeep must be taken deep into the Jeep Plant and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One does not simply walk into a Jeep Plant. It’s black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
but before killing it with fire, can we first put some tar on it, and then killing with fire……… no no, first put some tar on it, and then cover it in feathers and then killing it with fire…….. no no!! first put some tar on it, then cover it with feathers, then slowly remove its nails and the killing it with fire………… no!!! better we first put some tar on it, cover it with feathers, slowly remove its nails, then force it to watch a full episode of American Idol (ohh the pain!!) and then kill it with fire!!!!
True story: When I was a teenager, I got certified in Advanced Open Water Scuba. I was with my dad at the store, and we were buying my equipment. I got fitted for a wetsuit, bought the regulator, fins, mask, etc…but the BCDs didn’t really fit over my…erm…girly-curvy parts. I kept getting uncomfortably squashed. I asked if they had any vests made specifically for woman, and the guy brought me a bright pink BCD and said, “Here, try this on.” I did…and there was even worse squashage! I said, “How is this made for women?? It’s not contoured to fit!”
I was only 15 at the time. I hadn’t yet discovered my *FOOOM!!* I do remember staring at him in such utter disbelief that he turned slightly red, though, so…I could manage a sunburn back then!
I used to live by this person, she is a blond girl in her 20′s…the Jeep is actually pretty cool looking….not saying I would drive it…but still [almost] every young girls dream to have when they grow up!
definitely not a win. I would call it a fail though it probably is more of a “meh”. Kind of sad it has Oregon plates… it really belongs in Southern California.
Yeah I used to see this Jeep parked outside Stars Cabaret in Beaverton all the time. Never was lucky enough to see the owner, but pretty sure she was a dancer there at Stars.
I have definitely seen this Jeep in person, I live in Portland OR and saw it in an Albertsons parking lot, and I was freaking out because it’s so awesome! The front has a HUGE decal that covers the entire hood that says “Barbie”, it’s amazing!
Why is this a win? Seriously. There is no felicity to it. It is hardly even special. Anyone could easily go out and do this. The idea isn’t even original.
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thats what she said
Kill it!!! Kill it with fire!!!!
The jeep must be taken deep into the Jeep Plant and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One does not simply walk into a Jeep Plant. It’s black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
Somehow I doubt that this is the one jeep to rule them all.
hm. good point. touche.
but before killing it with fire, can we first put some tar on it, and then killing with fire……… no no, first put some tar on it, and then cover it in feathers and then killing it with fire…….. no no!! first put some tar on it, then cover it with feathers, then slowly remove its nails and the killing it with fire………… no!!! better we first put some tar on it, cover it with feathers, slowly remove its nails, then force it to watch a full episode of American Idol (ohh the pain!!) and then kill it with fire!!!!
And just where do you plan on getting those feathers!!!!!?
From horses.
Good!
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Pretty soon, Wins will outnumber Fails… and we’ll have to rename this WinBlog.
School starts very soon, right? RIGHT??!!??
I do so hope…. *sigh
Me too. I now have a 3/4ths full jar of very pink sparkly paint, and I have no idea what to do with it.
That should be obvious….. personalised baseball bats!
…’Cuz you KNOW Gracie is going to wear out the first one pretty quickly.
Good point. I’d better stock up on rhinestones then too. I used 45 or so on this one.
Woo hoo, so glad we came up with that!!!…..want piccys!
I still need to send it to her, she said she would post pics when she gets it.
I don’t have a camera or I would have posted them already.
Yay….you are awesome!
Thank you!
I’d bow, but that’s not safe around here!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I don’t have a cat….however I do have a carnivorous husband…
…. How… is this a “win?” o___O;;
SQUEEEEEE!!! I wanna ride!
Teehee!
Okay, I won’t boycott this one, sweets. *squeeze*
Why have you been boycotting?
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Come on, Dragon! Let’s go joyriding!!!
Awesome! Let’s try that “drift” thing on the wet street!
That’s what this thing needs! Whatever the color, Jeeps are supposed to be CLEAN.
*inserts “not” between “are” and “supposed”*
*squeeze*
*flees*
Oh, thanks…aren’t I embarrassed!
I know some good mud puddles we can hit!
*yoinks Admiral and Leila into Jeep*
*races off*
Well…it IS Commando Thursday, after all….
♪ Cuz I am free… ♪
♪ Free baaaaaaaaaalling… ♪
…or falling … or whatever.
Nothing to be embarrassed about there!
(I’m glad I attached the snorkel to the air intake this morning.)
♫♪ Life in traffic, it’s fantastic! ♪♫
*brushes Gracies hair*
*takes her everywhere*
Much as I hate that song, your comment is full of WIN. I cracked up!
Failblog has become the fail.
But I don’t want pink!
Will purple be an acceptable substitute?
You HAVE to want pink! You’re a GIRL!
True story: When I was a teenager, I got certified in Advanced Open Water Scuba. I was with my dad at the store, and we were buying my equipment. I got fitted for a wetsuit, bought the regulator, fins, mask, etc…but the BCDs didn’t really fit over my…erm…girly-curvy parts. I kept getting uncomfortably squashed. I asked if they had any vests made specifically for woman, and the guy brought me a bright pink BCD and said, “Here, try this on.” I did…and there was even worse squashage! I said, “How is this made for women?? It’s not contoured to fit!”
And the salesman said, “But…it’s small and pink!”
Did you smack the salesman?
*snork*
I was only 15 at the time. I hadn’t yet discovered my *FOOOM!!* I do remember staring at him in such utter disbelief that he turned slightly red, though, so…I could manage a sunburn back then!
so, they couldn’t keep you all in the pink?
You can’t prove I’m a girl!!
Oh wait… *scratches head*
*looks down Leila’s shirt*
*snerks*
*click!*
Eeep!!! I should feel violated but strangely enough I don’t.
*squeeeeeezie*
Another DW store sighting on my way from New Mexico Dragon. Couldn’t snap a pic fast enough. My hubby goes, there’s another of your friend’s store.
Hee! Hey, do you have the original one, still? I know the perfect place to post it.
I do…I do. I can post it on my FB and you can have it. I will see if it is on my work laptop today if not, will have to wait till tomorrow.
Shirts don’t prove nothing, try the pants
*pants*
You can’t!! It’s Thursday today. Just sayin’.
And?….
She’s not wearing any!
And?…
*flashes Mer*
I think my mom would love that vehicle, pink is her favourite colour.
Yea, this one isnt funny at all. Its actually really stupid. Fail for failblog win.
Your quilt is stupid.
I think Brian spelled his name wrong…
He was just looking for his friend Pinky.
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?!?
I think so, Dragon. But how are we going to get all those bright pink BCD’s by tonight?
I think so, Ms B, but what will we do with the trolls after we drop them in the pudding pit??
I think so, Dragon. But I think the new wall at DW’s would have a hard time standing at that angle.
I think so DW and B, but what are we going to feed all these trolls?
I think so, Fluffy, but how are we going to get all those bike tires to replace them?
I think so, Ms B and fluffy, but we’ll need to be careful of the phallic-shaped overpass!
I think so, fluffy and Dragon, but that poor bicyclist has been through enough don’t you think?
I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny, it’s supposed to be awesome.
If I were really into Barbie, I would find this awesome. But I’m not, so I don’t, but oh well.
too much “win” on failblog lately…
Too many trolls on failblog lately…
Too many people desperate to post something or anything regardless of it not being funny lately…
The bumper sticker beside the license plate says “fabulous tattas”
I used to live by this person, she is a blond girl in her 20′s…the Jeep is actually pretty cool looking….not saying I would drive it…but still [almost] every young girls dream to have when they grow up!
definitely not a win. I would call it a fail though it probably is more of a “meh”. Kind of sad it has Oregon plates… it really belongs in Southern California.
I used to work with the owner of that jeep.
Do you know her name or where I could contact her? I’m interested in buying it!
Yes Mat, do tell…….
Fail.
I see this rig on my way home (Portland to Hillsboro) all the time. Word is, the chick who owns it is a stripper at a local club.
Yeah I used to see this Jeep parked outside Stars Cabaret in Beaverton all the time. Never was lucky enough to see the owner, but pretty sure she was a dancer there at Stars.
She lives in the Portland metro area. I see her in my neighborhood all the damned time.
She is a hot bartender in the portland area, I go to her bar all the time!
I have definitely seen this Jeep in person, I live in Portland OR and saw it in an Albertsons parking lot, and I was freaking out because it’s so awesome! The front has a HUGE decal that covers the entire hood that says “Barbie”, it’s amazing!
Barbie Jeep WIN
dam does everyone on failblog live in Oregon?
I guess that goes to show you we like laughing at other people here.
Why is this a win? Seriously. There is no felicity to it. It is hardly even special. Anyone could easily go out and do this. The idea isn’t even original.
I’ve already seen this multiple times in different parts of Oregon actually
Its kind of scary but i want this! :S
I love Oregon.
License says Mattel…the company that makes barbie
OMG!!!! I want this car soo soo much!!!!!
And I don`t even drive….
A disgrace to Jeeps and Jeep-lovers everywhere. Jeep FAIL