I just pitched a tent, in my pants. Unfortunately, it keeps falling over, any one of you gals mind helping me put it back up? No and I don’t have erectile dysfunction, I’m just so lonely….ever so lonely..help me…kthxbai
It is when you’re that pissed. Having been this drunk before, I can assure you that even walking was a challenge. These two fellows are to be admired for their spirit.
…jumped as lightning flashed, followed by thunder and the sound of rain on the tent.
“Great!”, said Billy Joe Bob, huddling closer. “Like it weren’t spooky enough out here in Dead Gator swamp.”
He’d barely finished speaking when…
ZombieApocalypse - wearing a soiled, blood soaked ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt, a sign around his neck reading "GONE FISSION" and riding a pale zombie horse named Pooka says:
OMG. u Waren’t there. It is a hunarian festival called Sziget Festival. They speak hungarian. I know, I’m hungarian too. I undertand all that they say.
Not even close to getting it right. The poles go INSIDE boys XD Gotta love watching drunk people trying to do the most simple of tasks n still messing it up
These guys are from Hungary. Thye are trying to set a tent up. This festival is the biggest festival in Hungary, called Sziget Festival. The two guys are jerks.
It’s Hungary, but the Volt, not the Sziget.
You can see guys in the same condition at Sziget, though… And tents in the same condition, after yesterday night storm! :-S
I wonder if they were so drunk, that after they got the tent up they played “Brokeback Moutain” and suck the corn laden poo out of each others’ poopie holes?!
I think you don’t need to use a tent in that situation. But anyhow, you still planned for that camping and even brought with you your tents. Maybe next time would be much better.
this is good for relieving my tent shun
That’s in tents.
What is the in tent of this conversation?
to point out these drunken bloke’s tent-acity
… though I suspect they should just tent their resignation.
They seem to be filled with p(t)ent up rage.
patently
a potent participle
I just pitched a tent, in my pants. Unfortunately, it keeps falling over, any one of you gals mind helping me put it back up? No and I don’t have erectile dysfunction, I’m just so lonely….ever so lonely..help me…kthxbai
wanna buy some pegs, dave?
only if they are given some sort of cash tent-der offer
As the great Kernel Sanders would say: “I’m to drunk to taste this chicken!”
comments like this really bring out the worst tentancies in people.
first. DMB sucks
You fail.
Dr. Adrian win.
it isn’t that hard to set a tent up is it? XD
Are you trying to pitch us something?
It is when you’re that pissed. Having been this drunk before, I can assure you that even walking was a challenge. These two fellows are to be admired for their spirit.
Seems they’ve admired the spirits enough for all of us.
Win!
LOL
Those guys aren’t drunk, they’re just sleep-deprived. It’s an Ikea tent– they’ve been working on it for days.
Yeah, um, I don’t hink they were drunk. I think it was probably something… a bit stronger.
He decided to pitch a fit instead.
That’s a very campy video.
Someone needs to light a fire under them.
Hot Dog! That’s a good idea!
Marshmallows!!!
I can’t seem to give you a graham of freedom around the stuff.
Your words are smoooooooooth like chocolate.
They melt in my mouth!
Not in my hand!
Go on, tell me s’more.
GHOST STORY!!
It was a dark and stormy night…
…the air was filled with the sounds of plaintive whining. Irregular footsteps and the occasional crash…
…through the underbrush reached the ears of the unhappy campers that night. Huddled together for warmth in the tent, they suddenly…
…jumped as lightning flashed, followed by thunder and the sound of rain on the tent.
“Great!”, said Billy Joe Bob, huddling closer. “Like it weren’t spooky enough out here in Dead Gator swamp.”
He’d barely finished speaking when…
Neither of these drunks can pitch a tent. Not horribly surprising, is it?
These guys have a tent erection deficit disorder.
TEDD
Blue pill has yet to be invented.
The ice cream will just have to suffice.
Viagra laden ice cream?
I think you missed that fail. It was very blue.
The gelato fail? I saw it.
Hi!
Hi!! *squeeze*
first!
You’re not even first to fail at being first, my friend.
Gotta love the dutch
They’re hungarian. It’s called the Sziget Fesztivál.
http://www.sziget.hu/fesztival/programok
wrong!
they are hungarian, but it’s the Hegyalja festival.
Both are wrong, because it’s the Volt festival.
Doesn’t seem to be in The Netherlands. I didn’t understand a word said, and I’m Dutch.
We still love you, though, Someone.
they are hungarians
Terschelling, appelhof
and i didnt understand a thing either xD
correction: they are idd hungarian and retarded.
my bad :$
Putting up a tent for the first time can be challenging .. especially if you’re drunk to numbness.
Doesn’t pitching a tent come naturally to a guy?
Only in the mornings.
… and these guys can’t even get their moorings.
Absolutely!!
*squeeze*
Oops, sorry about that.
*squeeeeeeeeeeze*
Well then…
*TacklePounceSqueezies*
Oh my!!!
You fibbed!
*click!*
I can’t wait to see what results from a cross between a Starfish and a Fleur-de-lis.
Even giving each other a hand these two can’t get it up.
I swear I didn’t know how that sounded!
*tries to look innocent*
They all falling flat.
*They’re
last (for now)
Next on the Extreme Drunk Camping Network – how to pee on poison ivy and not fall in it!
It’s a DRUNK WIN
fail
Really? Stop the presses!!! We have a fail here.
*starts crafting new headline*
Wait! It was a false alarm. Restart the presses!!!!
Sorry, the presses crashed with that sudden stop. You are SO pressless.
Alas, poor presses. I knew them, Horatio!
(Leila é una principressa.)
This must be Sziget (Island) in Hungary
Do you speak European?
But offisher! I schuear to Drunhk em notch god!
Apparently it’s NOT so simple a caveman can do it.
I liked all of the spectators lined up watching the show. Very funny.
L’arc de Défaut
laughing.. too.. hard.. to.. type.
*gasps for breath*
His descriptions are always SO much better than the vids!!
And, once again, you’re the man, ZA!
Its so much fail in that, It happen to me once in a rave..Those 10 mins where total fail^^
Buahahahahahah!!!!
*fervent floral claps*
WOOHUUUU!!! Bravoooooo!!!!!!!
*throws Judy’s bra @ ZA*
Waha, that is in Holland,
i was there when i happend.
You definitely weren’t, considering it took place in Budapest, Hungary, at most 2 days ago…
OMG. u Waren’t there. It is a hunarian festival called Sziget Festival. They speak hungarian. I know, I’m hungarian too. I undertand all that they say.
I saw this same video when I was watching MTV Live with my cousin
Not even close to getting it right. The poles go INSIDE boys XD Gotta love watching drunk people trying to do the most simple of tasks n still messing it up
These guys are from Hungary. Thye are trying to set a tent up. This festival is the biggest festival in Hungary, called Sziget Festival. The two guys are jerks.
It’s Hungary, but the Volt, not the Sziget.
You can see guys in the same condition at Sziget, though… And tents in the same condition, after yesterday night storm! :-S
The guy says: Ehez még nem vagyok elég részeg. Meaning: I’m not enough drunk for this.
Failblog spelling fail.
I think we can all learn a lesson from this. Pitch the tent THEN start drinking. Never the other way around!
This is Volt-fesztivál, Sopron. there is no such place in sziget… i recognize the building in the background
I wonder if they were so drunk, that after they got the tent up they played “Brokeback Moutain” and suck the corn laden poo out of each others’ poopie holes?!
If you’re that drunk you don’t need a tent to sleep in. The bare ground is more than sufficient.
This is such a fake.
youre retarded
agreed. like the two nearly identical videos of the guys trying to put on their sandals while drunk.
First!
Funny how this video has been circulating the internet and everyone is all “HAHAHA STUPID AMERICANS! ONLY IN AMERICA”
… yet it happened in Hungary.
these guys aren’t just drunk!!!!
in soviet russia, tent pitches you!
All those people standing there staring; no one pitches in to help. Sad world we live in.
Drunk? More like shrooming out of their minds.
I vote they’re stoned on weed. Probably their first time, or they’re inexperienced with it. And they’ve probably been drinking too.