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Second comment!
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first comment ever
…Ever? You think?
Nope. That one obviously has never thought.
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My boyfriend’s back and he’s…
not got my back … so he’s not getting me on my back …
yeah, not boyfriend for much longer
She didn’t appear to be in a foul mood.
I dunno…that look she gave him said, “Okay, you are not the person I thought you would be in that particular situation.”
You’re probably right. I guess he’s stuck using the bare hand he didn’t use at the game.
Is pun running going to be in the next Olympics?
If so, the admirable admiral will win the gold!
yes, there needs to be a ranking system for the World Pun Run Association. he can start ranked #1.
Woohoo! I hope it doesn’t conflict with the All-Star Game.
You may just have to play off the other.
If he woulda caught it he woulda gotten the put-out, and then his girlfriend woulda put out.
There’s no way he’s getting a home run tonight.
I doubt he’ll even make it to first base tonight!
He won’t even get the opportunity to step up to the plate.
Well, she DID take the bunt of the abuse there. You can hardly blame her.
If he knew she wasn’t likely to protect herself, he really should have made the sacrifice.
Yup. So she probably won’t putout.
wherever they R they’ll B I’s watching
There’s no diamond ring in their near future.
Maybe we’re all being too ungenerous. Perhaps there’s a good reason for his reaction. Maybe…just maybe…he was traumatized by a baseball injury once before, and now he has a plate in his head.
Whoa, that theory came out of left field.
Well, that ball was foul, but I bet his are gonna be blue…
rule # 42: if you don’t got her back, then you don’t get her back
Esleepey Alone’ is batting at Home and Rusty Palms is waiting on deck
What do you base that conclusion on?
Who cares? Fvck buddies come and go. The baseball will last forever!
FIRST!
1th
2rd
Frist
FAIL!
aw I fail
first!
wow…not even close
22st
twenty two street?
I was just opening the page, cause I accidentally closed it… and there it was, a new post
Sounds like life
♪ That’s life! ♫
That’s what all the people say.
*&^&%$$^!!!!!! What happens?? I can’t see the video AND it’s not at Funny or Die, so I can’t see it on my iPod!!!! HALP!!!
To start, take your iPod and shove it up your ass. Then go home and throw your Mac in the nearest dumpster. Then announce that you will no longer buy girl-computers. You will be fine after that.
Butt you might need to go see a proctologist.
butt.
*sigh* It might have something to do with the fact that my laptop is eleven years old AND the wireless system is aging as well.
Bob, take your attitude and go jump out of a plane. Before it lands.
Avis, you’re feeding the trolls again. Here’s my version of what happens in the vid…
The personae dramatis of this play are two young lovers, one of whom is about to see crossed stars and the other about to sleep on the couch for the next week or so. The setting…a baseball game.
Enter the pitcher, who throws the ball to the batter. The batter hits is and…it’s a FOUL BALL!! The crowd goes wild and the camera zooms into where the ball is about to land, just in time to see our young Romeo dive out of the way of the ball so that it squarely hits his girlfriend instead.
He sheepishly climbs back into his seat, embarrassed and kind of laughing while his darling Juliet rubs her bruised arm and gives him a “WTF?” kind of look. The chorus (two announcers) describe the action, the one saying, “Chivalry is dead!” and the other “He just dives out of the way!”
Thank you Dragon!
Brava! Brava!
He better start practicing his one-liners.
Think he can pitch a good enough apology so she’ll forgive him?
What is he going to base it off of?
I’m not sure he’s the kind of guy who will try. I think he’s going to balk.
Well, he WAS chicken. “BALK…balk balk balk BAAAALK!!”
His mom should grounder him.
Yeah, if he was that chicken, he should have grabbed the bill of his cap and used it like a glove.
Sorry about that. I retract the comment(s). I was having my quarterly make-fun-of-apple-products-because-i-can’t-afford-them-rant. I will jump out of a plane bfore it lands, but only at slow speed and low elevation over a large body of water. With protective gear. And safety people to come get me.
Or a parachute.
Bob, you WIN!
Seriously? “girl computer”? What does that even mean?
It means he doesn’t like girls. Duh!
NTTAWWT.
Computers aren’t made for girls.
Kitchens are made for girls.
baseball game. foul ball comes screaming toward girl. boyfriend braces to intercept, but gets scared at last second and steps to the side. ball hits girl and she gets a bruise. she turns to him with hands up in the air and goes like, “WTF you doing you arse!”
Eeek! An expository mouse!
*sways in the wind with glee*
WOOOOOHuuuuuu!!!!!!
Encore!! Encore!!!
*throws Admiral’s thongs @ Mouse*
But…I wath gonna thing those later!
And you have thuch a wonderful thinging voice!
I doubt I could do better myself. Nice one Mouse!
So, the girl failed at stepping aside?
that’s the bravest man i ever did see, to invite the wrath of his girlfriend so openly…
Yes, well said.
Couldn’t she have just got out the way?
Yes. Yes she could have. However, she assumed that some out-dated code of behaviour would lead to her boyfriend getting smacked in the head so that she didn’t have to move.
i realize i don’t get it
What, exactly, is the problem here?
It seems that the ball went into the crowd, hit the girl on the arm, then the boy picked it up.
What did they expect?
That he jump onto the pitch and punch the person who hit the ball?
a swing and a hit a miss –
the fail is his jumping out of the way just as it approaches them and allowing it thereby to hit her
The pitch?
Methinks you aren’t very familiar with baseball. That would be the ‘field’.
As for the general expectation, people at a baseball game are generally expected to try to catch foul balls that land in the stands.
LOL.
Methinks you haven’t been taught about synonyms yet.
I know that pitch = field. But the playing space in baseball is never referred to as the ‘pitch’. It is either the field or the diamond.
Prior to this, the Bob the Bailer and his GF were in opposite seats. She asked to switch so she wouldn’t get hit by any foul balls. BF agreed, and said he would catch any that came their way to protect her. Then comes his moment of glory, his time to shine. And he jumps out of the way, allowing the ball to hit the girl in her arm.
Now I wish I remember what site I read this on earlier. I must say it was nice to come here and see the video, so I can laugh even harder at this dude.
Hot damn….
It’s difficult to make fun of a guy who’s got a girlfriend that cute. Good on him (assume she still IS his girlfriend).
she still is, for sure. she could not let him. He is famous now(for the rost reason, of course.)
I’ll bang his girlfriend if she wants me to. Ya know, to get back at her boyfriend. kthxbai
I find it important to point out he also kept the ball instead of giving it to her.
Write that down! That’s very important!
A plethora of play by plays! And each of them is funny! ZA would be so proud!
I just finished off two others (Drift Fail and Drunk Camping Fail), so they had to reward me with another video fail. I see little has changed since late last week.
It’s hit or miss around here these days.
*squeezes the zombie*
There’s no, “Strike three, you’re out!”?
Not if he’s safe(ty) on third!
If safety is on third, who’s on first?
He may have avoided the ball at the game, but she avoided his balls for the next week.
*sigh* What a dork.
If she’s any kind of reasonable person, she’ll forgive him, though. Human instinct often trumps good intent.
So that’s, what, 3 balls to the chin for her, that night?
wow what a sissy, he totally should of took that ball in the chest for his gf
They must be married.
first!
ı dont get what the fail is
Alright, Dragon. You said you were coming back here. Where the heck are ya! Don’t you dare ditch me!!!
I said I was going back to the LOCK FAIL, silly lady!
*spins Ms B around*
*gently nudges her in the right direction*
*chuckles as she wobbles off*
Bork, bork, bork!
What a stupid clip. Not only you can barely tell what’s going on, but what happens makes very little sense. As far as I know it’s a natural human instinct to dive out of the way when a hard object is flying fast towards you, not jump in front of it like an idiot so it could smash into your hand/chest/whatever. If that’s your reaction, the Darwin Award will soon be yours. And if you’re too dumb or too slow to move out of the way, it’s your own damn fault. Get in shape.
Yeah, she was a bit pathetic, sure…but what on earth was he thinking? No excuses, that was very poor form. Believe it or not, barbar, there are people who think of themselves second.
What’s more, there’s nothing at all wrong with chivalry. Maybe I’m a bit old fashioned like that.
When you’re standing there, with your hands open, waiting to catch a foul ball as a souvenir at a baseball game, and then you chicken out at the last possible second, jump out of the way like a scared little kid, and allow the ball you were poised to catch to bean your girlfriend in the arm, you fail. Your girlfriend, who assumed that you were going to catch the ball since you were standing up, hands open, ready to make the catch, is at no fault for failing to move when you dive out of the way at the last second.
She deserves it. I am sorry. But people usually either duck, dodge or try to catch a ball that is flying at them, not just sit there and do nothing.
what the hell is the point of posting a link to your blog if you’ve just got all of them protected by password? lame.
Judging from the comments, I’ll never be comfortable going anywhere even remotely dangerous with a woman. If they get hurt it’s automatically the guy’s fault.
Maybe she should’ve stepped to the side. She had a far lesser distance to move.
What’s the joke?
The joke is “Oh man, she so AINT gonna give him no sex!”. Kinda dumb, if you ask me.
Shouldn’t the girl protect the man nowadays? Feminists killed chivalry.
So what do women want, for the man to want to protect them, or not because they can do it themselves.
Why is this a fail? He went after that which has more value; it should be a win.
i’m sorry, ladies. you must not have read the memo that you’ve been passing out for the past few decades. we’re equal now. i don’t have to give you my seat on the bus or train. i don’t have to open doors for you or pull out your chair. i don’t have to pay for your meals or buy you expensive things just to make you happy. chivalry is dead, and don’t complain about it – because you’re the ones that killed it. i tip my hat to this guy. just because she’s a girl doesn’t mean she can’t do what a boy does, right ladies? YOU’RE AT A BASEBALL GAME. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, SWEETHEART!
If you wish to open a door, then open it.
‘Equal’ misguided-ben means respect. There is nothing stopping you from giving up your seat for the sake of politeness, should you wish.
If someone declines to sit in that seat, then that is their choice.
DrB, giving up one’s seat may be a sign of respect, but it is unfair for one to demand such a sacrifice.
How did you interpret “demand such a sacrifice” from what I typed?
because regardless of how you personally feel about, misguided-drb, is that those kinds of “chivalrous” acts are still expected of males, while females expect “equality” in addition. basically, feminists don’t want equality, they want superiority. just a plain fact, sorry to break it to you
You misunderstand. We are not in control of the demands or expectations that others may place upon us, but we are in control of our own actions. I’ll not have my action or inaction curtailed by the demands or expectations of others. I don’t enjoy spending time with all other people, so I don’t expect that all others would enjoy time with me.
I can see you’re bitter. Go with what you feel.
I can’t really see what happens… Looks to me he just fails to catch the ball but I’m probably wrong.
How cute, he gave his girl a chance to catch the ball
I must say, I’m sick of failblog putting 20 seconds of titles/credits on every single f*ing video. The video is only 30 seconds, with 20 seconds of crap attached. FFS…
Douchebag guy with hot blonde girlfriend. Never saw that comin’.
i wonder how he would fair in a fight
Ok, what the f#$k happened. I can’t see a thing with this video, what is it? What is so funny?
This is so strange… I actually know both of them! Seriously. She’s okay, he’s a complete douchebag.
I got it! I got it! I got it!… I don’t got it.
High Anxiety?
According to ESPN… she dumped his ass 2 days later.
If you watch the video closely you see the ball hits the chair to her right then bounces down to the ground, in her attemp to block it she hits her arm on the chair, the ball never makes contact with her at all.
what’s the sense on say “first comment”???? you are patetics…
She could have at least made a little effort to avoid the ball.