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huh
Indeed.
Do not slide down the slide like a pansy. F*king fly b*tch.
first? this fails
god damn it wins are not funny there needs to be a new site for wins, the name of this sight is FAILblog
You mean like epicwinftw? that site already exists. People just don’t use it.
At least, they have an exit strategy!
ohhhhhhhhhhh i get it… que?
never steal the purple magicians briefcase
LOL
airtoons ftw!
Easily shopped and not that funny even if it wasn’t.
It’s real. The airline is SunCountry and this isn’t the only odd thing on their safety card. For example, the “Brace Positions” panel includes a ballerina.
I find it awesome.
Totally not shopped. I have a copy of this safety sheet that I got from Southwest Airlines a few years ago. There’s also a ballerina in the safety sheet, too.
♫♪
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dexit
Here’s how to use the emergency exit
♫♪
booooooo
+1
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a safety diagram for you
Step 3: Rip the door of it’s hinges with your superhuman strength.
Step 4: Yank up a nice puffy cloud with the conveniently provided red handle.
Step 5: Do an acrobatic movement while jumping out the door, while other people run behind you with a giant “NO” symbol stuck to their luggage. Oh, and Willy Wonka goes last. Because he’s a douchbag.
He’s not allowed to take that hat on the slide with him!
this is from air canada’s safety pamphlet from the 80s. they have since changed it to regular looking people.
Never saw the ballerina in the other panel, but this is indeed from Sun Country. Just about every other picture in the pamphlet is normal, so this purple-coat guy just kind of comes out of nowhere.
:O I have ridden this airline!
This should be safety fail! Shoes need to be taken off before you jump onto the slide!
Um, I’d imagine that in an emergency on a plane, everyone taking the time to take off their shoes would place them in a LOT more danger than simply just jumping. LoL.
I saw this when flying to Minneapolis. The woman demonstrating the proper emergency landing position is in a ballerina tutu.
‘shopped.
fail
hahah i took that same picture when i flew to cuba! hahah classic
I saw this on a Canadian Airlines International flight in the mid-90s and wish I had stolen it. Been looking for this in-flight safety card for years now (my wife thinks I’m the safest traveller since the first thing I do when I fly is read the safety card)
*pats on the back*
At’a boy.
Look! It’s Stephen Slater!
DAMN!!! I was gonna say that.
Put on the emergency tux and sliiiiide..
Why is the Warden from Superjail! on a plane anyway? Doesn’t he just get a piggy-back from Jailbot?
actually i think its one of his games he is playing with the inmates…
:3
he forgot to bring the ompa lumpa!!
WHY is he on a plane? he has A FREAKING GLASS ELIVATOR XC
Number 4 looks like an instruction to pull some gray-skinned person’s internal organs out of their ass if they’re laying in front of the door naked.