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They’re really on the ball, hey.
I bet he felt it though
….he prefers it bare back?
Too much just gets in the way.
You can even end up causing yourself injuries if you are too liberal in it’s usage.
At least a little friction can be a good thing.
Uh…this got posted somewhere last week! Failblog fail?
OH yes i knew it was numnah
i knew it all the time
What kind of sick contest is this :O
‘course without a numnah you’ll get numb nuts.
Epic WIN
I’m speechless
It’s rude to talk with your mouth full, Mama Bear
Is this what failblog has turned into? what is funny about this?!
…..you wondered why we were so disillusioned.
Ohh pffft you two! Fun/no fun. It’s up to you, not the picture or video.
*tickles*
I know, but with the school holiday troll invasion, and everyone going on holiday…I get loneley. BTW why do you appear to be naked?….(on my screen at least!)
and on mine! *points*
hold me?
*squeeze*
The *asterix* thing kinda loses its effect after so many replies.
*beats*
*gooses*
*ducks*
*ducks*
Jinx!
*chickens out*
(Just to be safe)
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Xena_Girly!
Xena_Girly!
Xena_Girly!
*passes out*
*fans*
Thank you.
*does the wave*
I’m a fan!
*does the fan*
I’m a wave!
*waves and fans*
I’m a squeeze!
*blush* Just out of the shower.
Yes,we hate it o when you forget to turn off the web cam.
hi bob
Bob and weave don’t live here.
Bob and weave don’t live here. And hello drb are you good this morning?
No we don’t.
I know, it’s horrible when your doing something embarassing like picking your nose… or in my case eating ceral with a fork.
…or trying to get your nipple piercing back in.
Never had that problem. Although my ex did laugh histraicly for days when I left my cam on while dancing around the bedroom in my boxers singing Jail house Rock.
That sounds like the time I was trying to do a Risky Business dance scene and fell on my @ss…
Oh I’m a really good dancer… just can’t carry a tune in a bukket.
picture/film or it didn’t happen!
Um…
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/11/19/risky-business-fail/
*flees*
I cut my hair…
Remember to disinfect before insert!
Are we still talking about piercings?
we are until granny joins this conversation
Hymen and women…
What are we piercing?
*collars*
but, but I already have a collar!
*shows off the pretty collar granny gave her
Ah! Very nice!
Do you have a saddle horn yet?
He tried to make me wear it but I refused, I’m a woman not a horse!
I know he has a few fantasies and I’m all for that but I had to draw the line somewhere.
* Gives a big squeeze to TO
You know you could get a spoon
*SupersqueezesMerQueen*
Anyone can eat ceral with a spoon only pro’s can do it with a fork.
Or lazy persons who refuse to do the dishes
I eat my peas with honey.
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on my knife!
*squeezes a lonely K@
Don’t worry I already send a picture to DW shop of drb in his birthday suit
*takes out “d” and inserts “t”. MerQueen is good and clean.(poetry)
Like in motion?
THIS IS HILARIOUS
HAHAHAHA NUMB NUT XD
*scritches*
So, should he get the sack?
*num num numb numbnah*
Ooooo I might even shave next time.
if you do, we could try get the whole bag in next time…what?
Ohhhh like the Hokey Pokey?
just like the hokey pokey, only much worse
That’s what it’s all about!
Oooo numnah… that’s a relief
I know, my back used to get scratched up something awful!
*scratches granny’s back*
*wimpers*
don’t stop
Ha! I bet you say that to all the girls
(I love how you got his leg going)
…and doesn’t stop there!
I hope your back’s as itchy as mine!
Just a little to the left please
with or without hoof?
No! the other left
dang! not used to having all these options
*squeeze!*
*squeeze
*nods
It is different without the straitjacket
lol! different in a good way though
yeah but I’m not sure I can handle all this freedom
♪ I want to break free
I want to break free
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break freeeee! ♫
*snorkroffle*
You just reminded me of a moment at an historical re-enactment I was working at. One of my friends ran past, in tudor costume, from the big house, Singing very loudly….”One Needs must break free!” followed by the reeve and his squires in Benny Hill formation.
there is a lot to be said for straining against the straps
Well then change positions.
try telling the horse that!
*sprays coffee all over the screen* nice one grannycatflap.
*Get’s sprayed by magic coffee comming out of screen.*
Yea thanks granny.
no no1 thank you, it’s been a while
I do prefer the missionary, but horsey disagrees
You communication is a big part of any relationship, you might want to give it a try.
Difficult to communicate whilst wearing a ball gag, you may need to revert to sign language.
*Hands are cuffed*
Oh sh!t,
How do I say the safety word now?
You’re screwed
I think being screwed would be a welcome alternative…
*hands over a screwdriver
Yes! Now can you ditch the gelding device. Numb or not, I want my nuts…
Aww you’re no fun
It’s fine, todays safety word is Mmmmmmmppppfffffff
I thought it was “Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhttt!”
We really need to distinguish between our moans and groans…
I think my ad “I’m just looking for a nice STABLE relationship” might have been the cause of some of the confusion
Flüggåənkd€Čhiœßølsên!!!
i thought it was nom nom lol
Ah, I remember the carefree days of 2008, when this video went viral. I hope we can see the Numa Numa guy soon!
i like tatertots!
i’d call that a win… the kid actually had heard of the word “numnah” before.
Agreed! =D
Looks like a win to me
This is older than my daughter, literally.
Saw it 2 years ago, Failblog. Ashame yourselves.
*shames himself*
* hands a shamwow to drb
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“After we finished horseback riding, I needed to take care of my two numnahs.”
“I put on my pony girl outfit in a bit of a rush this morning, and forgot my numbnah, this saddle is now rubbing me raw.”
“I didn’t put that thing unthder my thaddle, so it was REALLY rough and I bit my tongue HARD. Alstho I have numbnah.
Hello Everyone. Just thought I’d introduce myself and promise to try not to exhibit troll like behaviour.
I’ve been lurking for a while and thought I would join in.
Welcome……
What munchies did you bring?
Do you have tequila?
Ooooh! Please say you have donuts!
I want the chocolate one!
I picked some up from Tim Horton’s. They have the best donuts.
I have no Idea what that is….it looks a little like Tim Burton, are they made of Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp?
Nope, they’re made by Horton and they have little bits of Whos.
Dr Who?
*looks hopefully at do(ugh)nuts In hope of time travel anomalies*
♪ Dr! Dr!
Can’t you see I’m burnin’, burnin’♫
Them’s some spicy donuts!
You may want some plain yoghurt if it burns like that!
*grabs glazed do(ugh)nut*
*runsaway*
:p
You shouldn’t poke that out unless you’re gonna use it.
You’re just asking to be used again
Should I take back words?
At least you’ve been forewarned.
Wait. Do we have another rubber chicken?
Anyone?
I think k@ had one on her grocery list the other day.
Oh I do, I have 2, Count Cluckula and Gordon.
Bwahahahaha!
I knew we could count on K@!
I will have to extricate the glowsticks from their nether regions.
Oooo I’ve had glowing eggs before! I just had to slow down for a bit.
Unfortunately it’s not a time travel anomoly just a geographical one. Tim Horton’s is a Canadian doughnut company.
I’ll go looking for one, I’ve always wanted to be an astronaut. Does anyone have a shuttle I can borrow?
Sorry, I don’t play badminton
She plays only goodminton.
Probably just as well. I’m not sure anyone can hit a shuttle hard enough to reach outer space.
Hi Xena_Girly, I’ll get a large single cream and a BCD if you’re making a Timmy’s run.
Would anyone else care to place an order?
Timbits and and Double Double? Just what this morning needs.
I had a double double in Thailand, I think.
Double Double with Cheese?
No cheese. I left the wrapper on the meat.
That’s probably for the best.
It’s a quadruple?
Would Crown Royal work instead?
Always, but only if I get the bag aswell.
Oops. I’m still trying to figure out the picture thing and my name changed.
Don’t worry, we all have bork moments.
Bork, bork, bork!
0_0
New female for me to torture. Minions GET HER!
I don’t think they’d get past my pet bearded dragon (the one in the picture).
Gravemuncher stop trying to eat the lizard…
so hard to find good help these days.
Dragon! Dragon!
I don’t do that tongue thing. :p
I think she’d probably try to eat Gravemuncher but you can tell him he looks less tasty if he doesn’t move.
time for a trim?
i dont understand americans.
Flibbertigibbet!
You gotta !magine the accent with that, jonk the norwegian troll.
*sigh*
I don’t want to jonk anyone!
Don’t worry jonk most americans don’t understand americans either.
We’re that perplexing.
He handled that pretty well.
This was just a little bit funnier in longer form on the Voting page. It lost a little bit in the editing. The judge volunteered the definition. I mean, it’s still kind of silly but it’s probably one of the better fails out of the sorry crop we have had lately.
I was in the Spelling Bee in Georgia and it gets so tense, moments like this are a relief. The same little girl beat me both years; she clearly had the dictionary memorized and could “see it” in her mind’s eye. Anyway, I guess that’s why I have sympathy for this particular fail.
I bet he collapsed his horse after getting that one
Cool guy!
Where’d everyone go?
Playing Farmville on my iPod.
*sigh*
oh good grief!…..Wanna buy some sweet sake?
Sure.
Woot!
Work, work, work, work….
*raises hand*
Still here. Trying to work and Fail at the same time.
Me too, but It has suddenly gone quiet…….too quiet!
ECHO
echo
*tumbleweed blows past*
Still here as well, but work and headache don’t make me feel too funny
OK, where is your headache located?
*points hesitantly*
K, there are several pressure points used in acupuncture that you can put pressure on to relieve pain.
- The pad of flesh between thumb and forefinger- you have to press reasonably hard, for several seconds at a time. Affects most head pain.
- The side of the nose, just under the eye, which can relieve sinus pain.
-The point where the neck meets the skull- relieves tension headaches
-The temples- relives aches in the eye area
needles??
No….pressure silly! Push down on the points with your finger or thumb!
And failing at both?
*squeeze*
I usually do!
*squeeze*
Why were they laughing?
100% fail
I heard the next word was f**kstick..
OH yes i knew it was numnah
i knew it all the time
süperr
Spelling bee’s have never been funnier.
I remember watching this lol
I actually thought they said “numbnut” too
Moss from the IT Crowd, anyone?