I’ve got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It’s got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I’d give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
Yeahh… same guy who cussed out a passenger, grabbed a bear, and ditched his job on JetBlue via the emergency evacuation chute… a true working class hero!
first?
comment?
fail?
no?
First comment fail
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh
lol love how you cap the Os and lowercase the h.. You must have a good O face
SUPER FAIL!!! This “missing bike” poster was stolen!
http://www.threadless.com/product/1941/Missing
This is the original, it started off as a flyer until the person submitted it to Threadless T’s and made a shirt out of it.
I’ve got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It’s got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I’d give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
Borrows bike back from Eric.
Steals bike from torchrain, drives to hell and returns with a happy meal. ^_^
Excellent. Long live Syd! (If he wasn’t dead already, I mean)
Pink Floyd WIN
Pink Floyd win.
Written by a true hero
Yeahh… same guy who cussed out a passenger, grabbed a bear, and ditched his job on JetBlue via the emergency evacuation chute… a true working class hero!
Cheers!
Beer***
Where did he grab the bear?
Lol beer*
Sheik! My Brother! I am most happy to see you here on the line.
On a special bear grabbing store.
*sniff* but i don’t want to get hit by a car!
Oh, you.
♬I want to ride my bicycle!♬
Don’t want no pickle…
This is obviously just ripped from the sign that’s been going around the Internet:
http://www.maniacworld.com/missing-bike-no-reward.html
Failblog FAIL.
But then the bike would be all crushed!
Collateral damage, it might be worth it.
Is someone on LSD???
It looks more like someone let the pre-teens at the computer.
Yes… that is quite plausible.
If you can’t have it, nobody will.
lol lol lol …he clearly is on LSD lol ..
Wow did FB seriously remove his and my comments??
This is awesome! XD
i wish i had thought of this when bike got stolen
i’m tired of these the website is called failblog there’s been more win’s the fails lately and the wins aren’t even funny
WinBlog
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DOT ORG!!!!!!
*snerk*
exactly what i was thinking
It just doesn’t have a nice ring to it.
Absolutely
I sympathise with the guy, but this is hardly a win. Not funny or clever, just lame.
As if a robber would return a bike just because they “hope” he hits a car?
Fail ):
http://www.threadless.com/product/1941/Missing
Not a very original idea, anyway.
who in this world keeps his favourite bike in his backyard if he loves it so much?
what, he should sleep with it as if it were a teddy bear?
and fasten a wig on there, so he can brush it?
and clean it up when it oils itself.
Lame. This isn’t a fail. It’s not even a win. You guys are clueless. Stop trying to make everything on the Internet a failbog post.
Good because this is not a failbog post. Its a failblog post. Shall I add this?
It’s funny enough. Now all I need to do is negatively reference some obscure fact from twilight, and we’re in.
Hi, Avis. Loserville here tonight, eh? Looks like I won’t be here long. Hope your evening is going swell.
It certainly appears to be, doesn’t it? My evening is going… eh, okay I guess.
Bwuaahahahahahahaaaa….
Wow, look at the size of that lightning bolt mark!
DOT ORG!!!
YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! *squeezes Dragon and the very admirable Admiral*
*moos*
*chews cud*
*drops cow patties on Cidrick’s head*
*squeeze*
A message has been sent.
Temper, temper!
Did you forget your meds today?
Or do you, like the McNugget lady have some MAJOR issues?
Hey pal, you don’t know what it’s like to go to McDonald’s just to find out that they are out of McNugget’s… The horror The horror
*shivers and whimpers*
hahaha, nice, that looks like something I would right…
I have a sign in my shop at work saying
“to the idiot that ran into the garage door,
the brake pedals to your left thanks, have a nice day”
*write*
Could of been a better colour… and bigger than 47cm tall o.o
Lame and unfunny ripoff…of a t-shirt, no less.
http://www.threadless.com/product/1941/Missing?utm_medium=ExactTarget&utm_campaign=July-27-2009_072709+Monday+%2f+Actives&utm_source=072709+Monday+%2f+Actives
I hate you, joke thief. I hope your flyer takes you straight to hell.
you have no proof the t-shirt came before the flyer. it could have been up there for a few years.
>_>
if I see this words,I never return his bike.
I’ll throw it in the river
meh he had it coming lol
did he/she get the bike back?
Hang on for some blog-borkage, peeps…
PLEASE!!!!!
*hangs*
It’s curtains for you, DrB.
Haha yes, hanging rather than verticals
obvious fake…
Best… I just wonder… How old is the composer of this note???
its obviously younger than us to think that the actual thief will read that note but it is older than a sandwich =)
Ignorant americans. That poster is a rip off:
http://www.bikerumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/missing-tshirt.jpg
This is a win. Not.
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
This is actually a poorly made copy of a shirt design by Julian Glander who made flyers in college about his stolen bike.
PROOF:
http://www.threadless.com/profile/135913/secretly_robots/blog/484414/Based_on_a_true_story
why the f. don’t you start a winblog.org ??
Ha ha haaaa haaaa : YOU CAN RIDE MY BIKE STRAIGHT TO HELL
umm… this is straight from a threadless shirt… just saying…
The bike’s in the Alamo in the basement.
69 Failures in Communication ….69 awesome number
138
This is NOT a win, unless the thief did ride that bike straight to Hell, a.k.a. being hit by a car whilst doing that. (Returning doesn’t count, yea)
This is from over a year ago.
http://www.threadless.com/submission/211670/Missing
Dude, they totally stole that sign idea from a t-shirt on Threadless.com! Blatant rip-off and it’s not even as good as the one on the t-shirt.
I looked…couldn’t find it. Links are easier.
http://www.threadless.com/product/1941/Missing
^^^ Definitely takes some cues from this
LOL
pozdrav za organizatora od danijele iz nisa