Saw a flyer on the window of the hardware store today.
“ROOSTER
REPAIR
FURNITURE
REFINISHING”
All upper caps, one word on each line, no punctuation.
So, I was like, “Do they repair roosters? Or is the company name Rooster Repair? Maybe they repair roosters and refinish furniture?”
I had a confuzzled.
Do you want the phone number just in case?
but if the original statistic isn’t true, then the 43.7 is made up on the spot, which means that it’s not a real indicator of what the original number might have bee…
To provide context, the “polls” are not the “morning text poll.” Rather, the “polls” they were referring to were the polls leading up to the Michigan primary for governor since the poll numbers were nowhere close to the actual results.
What do people think of this kind of fail?
Amusing
Not at all entertaining
Safety
What was the question again?
Did anyone bring beer to this party?
OMG!!! If you’re at home (you’ll know who I’m talking to in a minute), turn your TV to HGTV- RIGHT NOW!!! Color splash is doing a firehouse patio!! FIREMENZ!!!!!!!!!!!
95%…that’s more than half!
That’s just your opinion.
People can make statistics say anything they want.
for instance.
“Recent polls show that over 19 out of 20 of people who respond to polls are annoyed by their own actions.”
“Recent polls show that over 19 out of 20 of people who respond to polls [about responding to polls] are annoyed by their own actions.”
She’s entitled to her .002¢.
2 thousandths of a cent. If she’s only entitled to that much, what’s the point?
*facepalm*
OT – Did you get fried chicken for lunch?
Sorta, I got chicken fingers, with the best ranch dip I think I’ve ever had in my life! I no longer crave fried chicken. For now.
*nods*
That Rooster, he’s a keeper!
Saw a flyer on the window of the hardware store today.
“ROOSTER
REPAIR
FURNITURE
REFINISHING”
All upper caps, one word on each line, no punctuation.
So, I was like, “Do they repair roosters? Or is the company name Rooster Repair? Maybe they repair roosters and refinish furniture?”
I had a confuzzled.
Do you want the phone number just in case?
I’m not entirely sure he needs repair or furniture. Refinishing…. maybe.
We are all works in progress, Avis.
Without women we’d live in dens just eating, drinking and occasionally hunt. . . wait a minute. . .
SECOND!
You fail.
They actually are second… so YOU fail
faill
Epic fail!
Third?
My news station put out this pull!
Oddly though they seemed to forget about showing the results >.>
Are you polling my leg?
For a change, the fail isn’t about a woman legging a pole.
A poll dancer?
Those numbers just don’t add up.
Maybe she’s just charging the wrong amount for those shovels.
I think all the guys coming at her with money makes her feel special.
*takes notes*
More like feedback win!
Is there any annoying helpfully?
SO DUMB
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/07/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif
I’d say this is a WIN!!
I’d say we don’t give a sheet.
What this should say is that 95% of people are stupid for doing something they find annoying instead of just ignoring it.
^^Win
Well, if 95% of people are stupid, that sure explains a lot.
95% of people were willing to bite the bullet just once to send a message.
Maybe it was so annoying; maybe only 10 people responded instead of, say 100?
80% of feedback is made up.
Definitely a win. Likely the most useful poll they’d ever put out. I doubt they learned from it, though.
Thats what we’re talking about
43.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
So that means there is a 57.3% chance that this is, in fact, a real statistic. Sweet!
Doh! Math fail… 56.3%
but if the original statistic isn’t true, then the 43.7 is made up on the spot, which means that it’s not a real indicator of what the original number might have bee…
*brain explodes*
Yessssssssssss?
And to make matters worse, 52.6% of things people think are statistics aren’t.
Wait, so does that mean that 3.16 of these comments aren’t real statistics?!
Huh?
^ exactly lol
i don’t get it
^5 Gracie, ^5.
Yeah, I like interratio pr0n, y’know, blacks and whites.
To provide context, the “polls” are not the “morning text poll.” Rather, the “polls” they were referring to were the polls leading up to the Michigan primary for governor since the poll numbers were nowhere close to the actual results.
*waits for OP to turn into a truck*
*waits with Captain*
*OP still doesn’t transform*
It’s taking a while, but I just know the minute I look away he’ll do it.
Blink and you’ll miss it.
*starts staring contest*
Like a weeping angel?
NO AVIS, DONT BLINK, DON’T EVEN BLINK!!!
Those buggers are cree-py! Blink…and you’re dead.
*stares*
*lugs spiked 200 lb bat out of garage*
I knew this thing would come in handy! Now all I have to do is wait for OP to transform…
What do people think of this kind of fail?
Amusing
Not at all entertaining
Safety
What was the question again?
Did anyone bring beer to this party?
*raises wing*
I brought beer! Three kegs!
So much for that survey!
*tosses clipboard into bushes*
*cops a squat under tree*
*enjoys a cold mugful of refreshment*
Oooh! First Cabo, now beer…my day’s getting better and better!!!
Oooh! All of the above! Final answer!
OMG!!! If you’re at home (you’ll know who I’m talking to in a minute), turn your TV to HGTV- RIGHT NOW!!! Color splash is doing a firehouse patio!! FIREMENZ!!!!!!!!!!!
They haven’t shown too many of the firemenz, but the host took his shirt off!!!
It would be funnier if it’s 100% annoying, 0% useful.
This mad me LOL. Talk about facepalm… Hahaha…
More like poll fail, feedback win.
What if I found the polls both helpful and annoying at the same time?
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*scratches butt cheek*
WIN
i smell 4chan