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His credibility’s been shot.
This triggered a rash of thefts since he wasn’t at his post.
He didn’t keep his job bearing in his mind.
He’s been assigned light duty.
He’d Berretta get his act together soon.
video killed the security guard?
*gives 8] a prize*
It’s a, um, bugglar alarm.
His accuracy was shot.
Give him a break, he has a heavy work load.
He’s getting a lot pinioned on him.
That’s no excuse for going off half-c0cked!
Come on, he looks like a barrel of laughs.
Keep ur head up security guard with that kinda of training ull soon be on the police force.
I’m not sure if he’s ready for that caliber of work.
Come on, give the man some credit.
He took the wrong pistol ^^
He’s a rent-a-pig in a mall arcade. What credibility?
C’mon, Daria, where’s your suspension of disbelief? Pretend he’s SWAT. That’ll make it funnier. Just don’t look at the rent-a-pig behind the curtain.
Just getting his practice time at the range.
Hi, guys. I’m here. Where’s all the gang? I wanted to challenge Leila to a game of Star Wars.
Don’t tell her, the security guard shoots first.
*raises han- er, wing*
I’m here, but just for a bit, it being Friday and I need to clean and all.
*looks around*
I think I’m here.
Where am I?
Well…just this ONCE…since she gave power of attorney for today…
*drags in the bar, some lounge chairs, pool toys, cabana boys, barbecues, stereo system and Failpeep’s Greatest Hits*
Cuddle Puddle, anyone?
I’m already in! ↓ ↓ ↓
That’s what he sa…oh, I just can’t.
*drags cuddle puddle paraphernalia ↓ ↓ ↓*
*Dives in for a cuddle filled nap*
ZZZZZZzzzzzz. . .
*squeeeeeeeeeeze!*
*ZZZzzzzzsqueeezezzzzz.*
Frank!!! Glad you could make it!
I finished Frank off a while ago. His ego was getting too big.
That was a brainy thing to do. Good thing you’re so smaht!
mmmmmmmmm. 8)
A-a-a-a-a-nd, now I have to leave.
(Damn attorneys!)
Hopefully, I can pop back in a bit. If anybody wants to start the Cuddle Puddle, feel free! I’ll join in when I get back, and bring fried chicken!
Toodles!
*waves*
Mmmmmm! Fried chicken!!!!! *drools*
*SNORK!!!*
Heeheeheeheehee!
Please, no….
You’re lookin’ for a chicken? I’m a dog, I say, a dog myself. But I’ve seen a chicken, I say, I’ve seen a chicken ’round here. pay attention, Avis, somewhere. . . chicken. . . chicken, oh, yes!
*Points at Scotty*
There’s a chicken, I say, there’s a chicken for you. A nice four legged chicken.
*ROFLMTFO!!!*
Bwahahaha!
Schnooks are sure noisy things.
Win for Marius. Been a long time since I’ve seen a good Foghorn Leghorn reference.
Soylent poultry is..fowl.
Hahahahaha!
OK, if I’m gonna give a win to Marius, I also must give one to black garnets. “It’s Chickennnnnnnnnssss! Soylent fowl is chicckkkennnnnss!”
I have ice, a blender, and a top shelf only bar with me. I’ll start mixing if you guys start jumping in the puddle.
Whee, cuddlee puddlee!
Oh yay…you already started one! Well, I’ll just bring my stuff down here then.
*floats up, hanging onto Gracie*
*let’s go off Gracie’s “boots” and lands in the cuddle puddle*
Thanks for the bumpy ride.
*Drifts on raft as cuddle puddles flow together*
*shakes groove thang to DW’s mixes*
You should see what the sea gulls around here will eat.
.
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Answer: Anything and everything.
I’m only here in fits and starts. They’re having the company Board meeting here, and I have to play hostess. At least their lunch looks pretty!
I’m gonna stand here and play Poice 3333 until the cuddle puddle opens.
*pours up a stiff one* Pounce on that…
0.0
This is gonna be uplifting…
awesome i loved that game
Me too. The physical aspect of having to duck and take cover really gives it a big step over normal shooters.
1st!!
complete and utter fail
3RD
you fail too idiot
Just don’t reply to them anymore, people. They are wanting you to, so don’t feed them. That is all I will say. Do not reply in any way to them.
…and he still didn’t have the high score compared to that 10 year old kid.
“Counter Strike” for the win.
♫You pulled the trigger on my…. Love gun♫
♪ Shootin’ at the walls of heartache, bang, bang, I am the warrior. ♪
♬Happiness is a warm gun…♬
♪ Shot through the heart!
And you’re to blame!
You give love a bad name! ♫
♪ I’m gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger. Shoot to thrill, play to kill! ♪
‘Tis a slow day here in FailBlogLand. Everybody gearing up for the weekend?
Hopefully going to the Dragon Boat Race in my area.
Oooh, that sounds interesting! Take pictures and post ‘em!
Awww, the fair! I haven’t been to one of those in years, go on a spinny ride for me ‘k?
I love the tilt-a-hurl!
Yep. I’m in my underground bunker. You too? Did you hear about the forecast for Saturday?
Seriously, guys? Y’all KNOW you’d be playing that thing all day if you worked there.
Actually, I was better at Virtual Fighter.
“no dude watch your left or your gonna…gotta watch that side man. I told you.”
he had to find a gun somewhere
Thats a security win fool
let the man dream..
I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WAS LOOKING
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: Arcade Security
Haha, great movie, great movie….
Yes, b/c he necessarily must be on his shift…
Fail FAIL
I think it is a actually a WIN.
it would have been more funny if he had been using his real gun.
OK, guys… we’ve had to make some major budget cuts…. instead of layoffs, we’re going to cut back on the “live ammo” time at the range… oh, and BTW, everyone who needs to re-qualify on pistols needs to bring a pocket full of quarters this coming Tuesday.
Where is the fail? I seriously see no fail here. I see a guy playing a video game. How did this end up here?
I guess people are laughing at the fact he’s a mall cop playing an arcade game called “Police 911″.
I don’t see a fail here either personally. I see a mall cop on break, playing a game. All is well with the world. *shrug*
Yeah I agree, I mean it might be funny in some way, but certainly not a fail.
omg isn’t this place the Cineplex at First Markham Place?
Unlikely. As far as I know, mall security officers in Canada don’t carry firearms. Since he’s open-carrying his real weapon, he might actually be a police officer with a second job as a mall-cop. He’s got a good stance and has certainly had some serious firearms training. Heck, at my local range, a box of 9mm range ammo sells for $12 (for 50 rounds). If you use a game like that, you get to sight in with something that feels remarkably like the real thing (heh) and aim at something other than a bowling-pin outline on a paper target. Not a bad deal, IMHO. No brass to worry about either!
It’s just a security guard playing police 911 game in arcade. The only failure here is Failblog.
he’s from cyber-poli… i mean security
YOU DUN GOOF’D
And the sad part is that he probably lost the game too
WIN
Where was it? Chinese down there.
What are you guys talking about? This is the most intense mall security training in the country. Oh, by the way, the berretta joke by pun-isher is a fail all by its self.
He doesn’t work at a mall he is working at a Restaurant/bar/arcade. Not going to give out the name of the place he is working at, but it is a National Chain Restaurant/Bar/Arcade. Most of the security guard that work at this place have a background in law enforcement. The restaurant contracts out their security. It was probably a slow night and he was bored.
You mean morning. look at the time. course,I could be wrong
At least he wasnt using his real gun
its a well paid work of bonuspoints
It’s funny because he’s their only customer
“So addictive makes even casino guards go nuts!”
This Guard has training!
is that pokemon? is he shooting pokemon or what?
oh god I know where this is too… I live nearby this place… dear god… never going there again.