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This must be for Atlanta.
If boys are thirsty in Atlanta, there is beer in Texaracana
And we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes.
“And now Dave with the sports. Dave? …Dave?”
Sounds like SOMEONE’S headed East bound and Down…
No, looks like the forecast for Moscow.
NOTHING Glenn Beck says is ever, under any circumstances, a WIN.
Glenn Beck is definitely a huge fail
Chyeah, when will those rednecks understand, kids lern so much faster when there’s 50 undocumented mexican kids crammed into the classroom and they spend 50 minutes out of every hour relaying stuff through translators and douchebags on both sides turn it into a gang war.
It’s what Darwin would have wanted!
I bet your head is missing Glenn Beck’s rectum already. Why don’t you return it there?
How are they undocumented if they are in school? Wouldn’t being registered in school by default make them documented? Your troll post confuses me.
Uhh, they can get freakin driver’s licences in Maryland, I don’t think enrolling them in school would be that hard.
…and you get your anti-glenn beck information from who? colbert? you are a sheep. bah.
I get my anti-Glenn Beck information from Glenn Beck.
Now that is an excellent retort.
Hats off!
Personally, I consider Colbert an excellent source.
What?
No you don’t, you get your anti-Glenn Beck information from hapless, otherwise unemployable dorks who constitute the left wing blogosphere. Nice try though.
Give it up Rob, Beck is a major FAIL and your posts show that you have thoroughly been indoctrinated.
i have to say it. WHO LEVFT THE TROLL CAGE OPEN AGAIN?!?!?!?
……..left*
*pat pat*
Just wait for school to start up again. It helps.
true. very very true.
Nothing worse than a misspelling you catch too late. OK, wait, there are a TON of worse things.
Still, I’ve done it enough that I will never call out a misspelling if it’s corrected in a subsequent post. But if you leave it, I may call it out (though I’m not the Grammar Police, just a volunteer deputy).
Shut the hell up.
<.<
lol……indoctrinated? I’m sorry but reading that made me laugh. Go back to world of warcraft or your mom’s basement.
People who are indoctrinated never show much reason. Truth and fact are no longer one and the same. They make statements without providing any backup…oh wait, that’s what you’re doing. Whoops.
Bazinga! Nice one.
today is saturday o shi… whoooooooooooom!!!
WTF ?!
I know, right? How is this win? He thought he was being serious!
what about WWIII?
I think he is predicting WWIII in that. The “We Die” meant WWIII.
That doesn’t make any sense. World Wars do not cause skyrocketing temperatures. Look at Tuesday-Thursday
I was only talking about Saturday. You couldn’t tell?
That still doesn’t make any sense. It’s the apocalypse. What world war do you know of that was preceded by a 209 degree temperature and the planet being on fire. APOCALYPSE, not WWIII
Nuclear explosions, however, do cause a pretty sharp temperature increase.
Your post made me think of the evil behind world war 2… Think… And here it is… The WwII.. now remove the w. And you GET WII
Maybe its from Japan, as only the japanese died from a nuclear attack by Americans.
Actually, American soldiers have been killed by nuclear fallout by being placed near nuclear weapons tests. The military put them there to test the psychological effects of nuclear weapons but did not worry about radiation poisoning until the soldiers started to suffer the effects.
Yes my uncle was one of those men put in that environment,He also suffered the consequences of thier tests. What were they thinking?
They were thinking that they didn’t know radiation killed people yet?
That might probably be the REAL test, you know…
*Fetches Suntan cream*
Did we died?
Not until tomorrow.
What about Sunday???
Wow…..Saturday’s gonna be fricken AWESOME
If we catch on fire Friday, I’d kind of rather die on Thursday.
Its gonna be ho t,hot,hot!!!! da da daaa da
Omg it’ll be so mucher HOTTERRRR…In Topica.
Hot in topica.
Hot in topica.
Hot toe-picker!!
I love how it takes 3 days after the lethal temperatures and 1 day after bursting into flames for us to finally die.
Well I’m still alive. I guess I beat the heat so far.
Some people would already dead. Those left alive would be living underground at that point. But by the day after everything catching on fire, I think the earth simply melts, finishing off any underground residents.
*already be dead
Nobody but bad people like cowards, murdurers, stealers, robbers, ect. died. Everybody else lived and did not burn or explode. HA! Beat that Glenn Beck!
At least we get a day of rest on Sunday.
Rest… in peace?
hmm……….probably pieces rather
I guess we’ll have to rename “Friday” “Firday”. Add an “e” in the middle, if you prefer. I guess “Firday” could be misunderstood as a day about trees.
Pun fail.
Friday is already a good name.
Fri = Fry.
No. Pun Win. You are just like FailBlog. You categorize nearly all of the wins as fails. =)
Not you again. Don’t ruin these comments too.
I won’t. Don’t worry. I’m already leaving this one.
you really don’t have a life do you? you just troll the sh#t out of failblog in hopes of gaining some sort of attention to make yourself feel better about the fact that no one loves you. also, i will not be posting anything after you respond to this because i don’t feed unloved trolls, i only feed the ones who have something to live for.
I didn’t read your comment, nor am I saying anything about it, but I was only trolling on that ONE Fail. Sheesh.
i am a douche
No, Haruspex got it right; your pun was a fail. Friday is an appropriate name.
im lookin fowered till saturday!
whoah oh this sex is on fire
it sez mushroom shape for saturday. go on
Maybe the earth isnt round. maybe the earth is cube-ish. maybe the earth is yellow and has a ? on its sides. Maybe theres Mario just a day away!
:/ WEird.
lol wut
Where’s the marshmallows?
I think they went into hiding when they heard the forecast.
I’m not going to Friday’s fire or Saturday’s death after party without marshmallows. It’s not a good fire without them.
If we can find where the Moomin is hiding, we may be able to find the ones he took with him.
I forgot Moomin did that! Solidarity my werebutt!
Itll be chocolate rain with this heat
No, it’ll be a chocolate puddle.
Wow glenn is a fail… most would die Wen. but he thinks well survive near boiling temps and eventualy on fire for two days before a giant mushroom kills us.
FAIL for not getting that it’s a joke.
FAIL for thinking that Joshua didn’t get that it was a joke.
Fail for not getting for that Durp didn’t think that joshua ow my head.
I’ll survive just fine in my Nomex suit and A/C — until Saturday, that is.
I’ll survive in my underground lead enclosure. It has amazing A/C in it. And it is a mile underground. So long suckers!
And it is insulated against fire too.
Does it also insulate against death?
Well, I’ve uploaded my consciousness onto a wireless network, effectively making myself a sapient radio wave being.
SO LONG SUCKERS!!! I’M OFF THE EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE!!!
I’m alive!!!
Oh, that’s the fail! It was supposed to be this week’s forecast. I thought it was next week’s.
As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you…
♪ We’re feelin’ HOT! HOT! HOT! ♫
♫The world, the world, the world is on fire, we don’t need not water, let the…♫
♫
I had a dream last night
The world was set on fire
And everywhere I ran
There wasn’t any water
The temperature increased
The sky was crimson red
The clouds turned into smoke
And everyone was dead!
♫
Martians with popcorn:
♫and it burns, burns, burns, burns, burns, that burning sphere of fire. that burning sphere of fire.♫
(Singing) We didn’t start the fire…
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning!
The sky is burning
I believe my soul’s on fire
Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for givin’ the Devil his due
And I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you
Is this Glenn Beck’s old CNN show?
yes. he was exaggerating the global warming claims
hes still doing the same thing on fox, but instead of blaming apocalyptic weather on global warming he blames it on Obama
Well,
Obama is a Marxists/Maoist/socialist/fascistic/communists/secret Muslim (with a crazy Christian preacher)/Muslin (that’s the fabric)/Kenyan/Hawaiian/Chicago-an/French and Gay.
So he probably did cause global warming too…
I only accept cotton presidents. It’s the american way.
♪ It’s the end of the world as we know it!
And I feel fine! ♫
♪ Goodness! Gracious!
Great Balls of Fire! ♫
♫Let me stand next to your fire.♪
Don’t forget your sunscreen!
*wonders what bright light the sun is shielding itself from*
The moon was…um…mooning him.
The suns future is so bright …
KABOOOOM! I hope by future you mean the next few seconds…
… he gotta wear shades.
Nyahahahahahah!!! Atlanta will…DIEZ!!!!!!!!
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE TOMORROW?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It’s *FOOMIN* Friday!
*hopes his tub of coffee saves him*
*stays submerged all day*
Dayme D:, lookin forward to sunday XD i got my factor 5000 Suncream today at walmart
This is from a song on YouTube ‘it’s the end of the world parody’ by college humor!
I don’t think I mind the personification of the sun. But why would it ever need sunglasses? Does it blind itself?
The sun’s so cool… Man, you wouldn’t understand!
It’s just a commen pirsaunefakashun. +100 internets if you understood what I just said.
I thought your ability to give out internetz was effectively revoked after the stunt on the mini-golf fail. Personification.
See, this is how they get everyone to contribute to global warming!
It’s summer. That’s natural. The Earth has gotten…a couple of hundred degrees hotter each millennium…
It’s friday! Happy Friday! I doubt any of this wi– Hot! HOT! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really think glenn beck’s a nut.. stop the lunacy! he thinks it’ll take us a whole day of burning to die. Man he must have thick skin. I need to be on fire like 10 minutes or so..
What if the fire doesn’t reach you? Or if you have fire-retardant clothing? Or what if you are just able to put it out fast enough? Then the nukes will kill you. Let’s see what’ll happen today, today being Friday.
Personally I’m fireproof.
“Anyone not wearing two million sunblock is going to have a really f*&%ing bad day!”
PSH! I’m a life guard. Screw your fake protection and MAN UP! with natural protection.
That’s what you said about August 29th, 1997.
No Sir, I don’t like it !
umm this is totally Arizona. . .
I’ve had working weeks like that — and my weekend was nothing but crash and burn.
old news…. it’s from a video that was released like years ago…
Dying on saturday, so you don’t miss church on sunday…
Headline News + Glenn = Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck = FAIL!
Glenn Beck isn’t on Headline News.
He was, but that probably wasn’t him anyway. Glenn Beck would of used Hitler instead of the devil.
so Headline News + Glenn = FAIL!
Why are we giving that idiot Beck any airtime?
So we can look at the idiot. Kinda like going to the zoo.
Well uhh, Fox News has higher ratings then ALL the other networks combined, so they’ve got to be doing something right, even though “everybody” thinks they’re brainwashing everyone. So the fact that he’s been on Fox what two years and he’s only behind Hannity and O’Riley might have something else to do with it. But I watch Fox so I’m just another right-wing lunatic right? (Sarcasm incase your small mind could t pick that up)
What they’re doing “right” (good for business) is artificially boosting ratings by fear mongering. However, there is nothing “right” (correct) about that.
Also, the widespread mistrust of Beck is probably rooted more in the fact that he’s someone who describes himself as nothing more than an entertainer [which should insinuate that he shouldn't be proselytizing--Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert do the same thing, but it's made much, much more obvious that they're comedians] who is putting radical messages in the minds of millions who take his word at face value despite his being a [recovering] alcoholic without a college degree.
FEAR mongering. As in “Here’s my health Care plan, let me explain to you how you will ALL DIE BROKE AND ALONE IN SCREAMING AGONY FOREVER if we don’t pass it IMMEDIATELY” or as in “we MUST spend 787 BILLION NOWNOWNOW because it’s the ONLY thing that will keep unemployment under 8%, otherwise WE WILL COLLAPSE AND IT WILL BE GREAT DEPRESSION II AND YOU WILL ALL DIE BROKE AND ALONE IN SCREAMING AGONY FOREVER”?
Why’s my mom on tv?
Just gets hotter and hotter. LETS GO TO ARIZONA!
Win?
On my Failblog?
More likely than you think
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow WE MAY DIE!!!!
Well… it’s Friday but so far I haven’t been out yet. Maybe that’s the trick eh? I feel bad for the flowers I’m watering for my neighbors xD
Also gotta feel bad for the sun. did you see that according to that forecast, the sun died before we did. So if that happened wouldn’t we have an ice age?
Thats just it the sun dies at exactly 11:59PM tonight, the last ounce of heat reaching us just in time to engulf the entire world in flames. This sustains itself the better part of Saturday generating immense heat from the fire, until it is overpowered by the cold of our sunless solar system. At which point the sudden and dramatic shift from extreme heat to instant freeze causes the Earth to contract suddenly and shatter sending columns of ash and molten lava into the air pushing the various pieces of the earth apart, between the temperature shifts, earth quakes, and lava, man kind is entirely wiped out. It’ll be a hell of a party!
wow failblog pulls it off again. nice to see that they get original content, or not considering this is straight from a college humor sketch. 1* and 1* to the failblog community
can you please link to the collegehumor sketch?
why i say its getting hot in here
After all, it’s the anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing…
Just your average Florida summer right here. Sunday is a hurricane.
That could be happen in 2012 lol
Damnit, why do we have to die on a Saturday? The weather always ruins my plans…
I fear how hot it might be on SUNday…….
Saturday looks nice and so does Friday!
Looks like the forecast for Atlanta!
Gotta love the mindless idiots out there. Those mindless bashing Glenn Beck using the same main stream media brain rot we hear every day and then those mindless support him as if he was some god just because he’s a conservative. Think for yourselves, please.
Interesting comment. So being wrong or right doesn’t actually matter. How are we supposed to get our information? I think we pick our sources, digest it, and come up with an opinion, therefore at a certain level we are “thinking for ourselves”.
The dude is a jerk getting rich by fear mongering. Why he’s not in politics I’ll never know. Fox must pay better.
Pity I can’t find a clip of “two guys from a religious cult” from SNL, which this a ripoff of.
well, everything Glenn Beck says is an instant fail so it’s still funny.
I think he’s mocking global warming.
Well, that’s just c-razy Glenn!
This is obviously the forecast for the week of December 21, 2012. The entire globe will have a tremendous heat wave, even the parts of the planet in the middle of winter, which will start massive fire, which will set off nuclear bombs hidden above and below ground, killing us all. What joy.
2012 is an effin’ movie. Get over it
is saturday the 2012 doomsday forecast?
Fight fire with fire!
ending is near!
You shall die!
If you think this is a fail go to youtube and watch people who go to the teaparties promoted by Glenn Beck and have buttloads of people who support him. These videos are people interviewing and asking serious questions to Beck supporters. Also most of them are dumb people who know nothing about politics, the real history behind many historical wars and what not, and believe that just about everyone in politics is corrupt and lying. These things though don’t apply to Beck as he is god to them.
Look up NewLeftMedia in youtube. They are accurate, correct, and hilarious. They go to these teaparties and post the results.
Anyone who gets ANY of their news from YouTube is too gullible to be allowed to reproduce.
It’s hoooot in Topekaaaa….It’s hot! Hot hot! In Topeka! Pick my hot toe! Pick my toe, it’s hot!
Man, I love FHFIF…
Nice. What show is this from?
So…I shouldn’t bother studying for my final exam, then?
I’m confused. I thought we were commenting on a funny photo. but then all these debates are here taking up space.
It is a funny photo. that’s all.
W00T! It’s Monday and I’m alive XD
Great, we all die on a saturday after a hard week of work…
Why the hell the Apocalypse can’t wait ’till Monday :´(
Why is it that we have to spend a whole day on fire before we die?
O_o Oh s**t… FIREBALLZ YUMM
I’ll be the one cleaning up the mess on Sunday.
Looks like algore’s been writing
the forecast again.
it was so funny that I STARTED LAUGHING BETWEEN WORDS IN MY SENTENCE!!!!
Wow this was a fail the mushroom hasn’t got me yet stupid forecast
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