Yes. No one in the world is as bad as she is. Primarily because she is THE worst tetris player ever. I don’t know a single person who could lose to her, if there was a split-screen version of tetris.
also, the TI-83 (and higher?) Graphing calculators can play 2-player Tetris with a system link cable. oh, the things you learn in senior year physics class.
Avis…I see you on here all the time – I’m new – I hope I can contribute to the awesomeness….how do I make my profile picture show up in comments? I see it on my homepage but nowhere else….please help
Uh… I replied to loler27 somewhere with that info. But here it again:
go to failpeeps(dot)wordpress(dot)com
All the stuff you need to know about getting an avatar and the way we do things around here is at that site.
They saw the same thing I initially did. They two very lightly colored blocks look like white/empty spaces. I had to go back a couple times before I could see it. Color choice fail.
Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned Failblog Win. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm Failblog emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest blog since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny forking Kaye.
And when the PTB squeeze their fail-bestowing asses down that thread tonight, they’re gonna find the jolliest bunch of failers this side of the nuthouse!
That hurt a lot! That was nice. Reeeaal nice. I really thought you were a nice person. But at least I’m still alive. You are going to pay for this Gracie! *Thows keyboards at her without mercy*
Either run or stay, don’t give me time to see you’re leaving!
Just pointing out the disturbing density of win recently. My mean self is affected by all the gooey feelings, when this is supposed to be my heaven of schadenfreude.
1) Your eyes fail
2) Your monitor balance fails
3) Your understanding of Tetris fails
There are no white spaces, just light pink with little dots… And even if they were empty then it wouldn’t even have one line. Back to the Gameboy for you.
WHAT!!! ARE SAYING THAT I’M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON AROUND DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the site is still hilarious, and we should not take it for granted. It is still the best Fail destination on the internet, and we should appreciate that. Thank you FailBlog, for giving me something to laugh at. Because I’ll take what you give me. Anything that makes me laugh.
Also, looking at that, I don’t think that would result in a tetris. (is that honestly what it’s called when that happens?) The only one that could complete is the top one, but that’s five bricks high and the long brick only looks to be four.
FAIL, there is no “tetris” in sight. Perhaps the writer is saying they were excited about their “love” but ultimately found it empty. Tetris/Love fail.
You are the worst. Instead of stopping and thinking, “hey, I know this doesn’t seem right at first, but then again an entire group of people validated this so I’ll stop for 3 seconds and think about it” you just started say “fail” like some retard 5 year old. Get a better monitor or a better set of eyes — the “missing pieces” aren’t missing, but rather very lightly speckled pieces.
The places that look white and doesnt seem to have any bricks, actually are pinkish(?) blocks that have dots on them. Seriously, check your eyesight. Anyways, i`m gonna steal this idea :3
I noticed many people saying there is no “tetris” here while others saying there is because the 2 seemingly empty spaces are actually light pink pokadots…. But if that L shape is light pink… then how did the purple wavy blocks happen?
2) Tick marks along the bottom to align columns: good idea. Making the tick marks unevenly spaced: FAIL!
3) Failure to follow the uneven tick marks on row above the bottom two: FAIL!
4) Bottom four rows all have more than one empty space. Only the fifth row has one column remaining to be filled. Assertion that dropping a bar vertically (four block tall) will complete any lines: FAIL!
– OR — (for those who thing the two L shape gaps with faint dots might be filled)
4) Using color and pattern to indicate shapes: Good idea. Drawing the L with purple waves in one orientation, and with near invisible dots in another orientation: FAIL! (Changing orientation doesn’t change the color/pattern in-game)
5) Writing a love note on paper for someone that is gamer: FAIL! (Like, make a custom wallpaper and send it by email, this is the 21st century FFS)
SIR – may I suggest a reconsideration of your utterances.
The guy used brownish diagonal lines for each ‘inverted L’ shape, and also kept a consistent color scheme for all other shapes, except for the ‘normal L’ shape: he used purple waves for the ‘normal L’ at the bottom, and light pink dots for the other two ‘normal Ls’.
I’m a Tetris fan and I love romance but… I don’t find this sweet nor witty.
plus,
I think that the “wins” aren’t supposed to be everything that’s done well. I felt the same way about the natural colors advertisement they posted here, with the sun setting and changing the girl’s hair color.
In my eyes failblog is not a place for good commercials, or funny comic strips or stuff like that. I like the wins every once in a while, but mostly when they’re unintentional or something more than a nice gesture. This love note could go on fffound or something like that. Not failblog.
plus how pompous a guy has be for posting his own love note for everyone to see how witty he is. ew.
Hey… you idiot, who wrote the sign, a tetris is where u get four rows in order. It’s not just one row. U nneed 2 get 4 and not mess up. There can”t be any spaces in the lines.
I don’t think he will tell his friends that he is constantly making her feel like being *right before* a tetris as this leads to the question whether she cannot get a tetris with him…
FAIL!.. that line blocks still doesn’t make a tetris.. 5 rows in the bottom, only the top would make a tetris, but the line block is only 4 blocks.. i say FAIL.
I thought it was a Counting Fail at first because if you count, it wouldn’t be a tetris. Then I saw the comments and looked up again and saw the bottom is pink, not blank. So it’s a Color Choice Fail, Idea Win, though.
Although it’s irrelevant, the love note being extremely cute as it is, she didn’t “fail” at Tetris. The 2 pieces you thought were missing are actually drawn in a light pink, if you look carefully. So the 4 block line does make a Tetris.
In my opinion, it’s the guys who saw the supposed Tetris error before the cuteness who failed.
that’s not even going to result in a tetris… there are holes in all of the rows except the top one.. which is five rows from the bottom… the long piece is only FOUR squares tall!!!
nooooooooooooo!!!!
otherwise awesome note… <333
wow nice
best win ever!
Too bad the person writing the note sucks at Tetris!
Too bad you suck at seeing.
It’s gonna be a loooooong day.
I apologize, my brightness is up too high.
Her skill in Tetris is unparalleled.
I did the same thing – I was like…so…how is that a tetris? Then I looked at the monitor at an angle and saw the other 2 blocks.
Still a little fail, the *almost* white blocks should be purple, like the one in the first row.
I thought she was pointing to a block that was blocking the Tetris, rather than having a heart… I thought it was a break-up letter.
Yes. No one in the world is as bad as she is. Primarily because she is THE worst tetris player ever. I don’t know a single person who could lose to her, if there was a split-screen version of tetris.
which there is.
tetris ds has multiplayer. get a tetris, send evil blocks on ur enemees
also, the TI-83 (and higher?) Graphing calculators can play 2-player Tetris with a system link cable. oh, the things you learn in senior year physics class.
Avis…I see you on here all the time – I’m new – I hope I can contribute to the awesomeness….how do I make my profile picture show up in comments? I see it on my homepage but nowhere else….please help
No piss off
I would like help with that, too.
Uh… I replied to loler27 somewhere with that info. But here it again:
go to failpeeps(dot)wordpress(dot)com
All the stuff you need to know about getting an avatar and the way we do things around here is at that site.
You did? Oh well, thanks again!!!
I’m kind of confused. I can get to the site, but I don’t know exactly what to do from there to get the avatar.
Go to gravatar(dot)com and follow the directions there. Somewhere in the failpeeps site it tells you to do this. Somewhere.
Too much information!!! Aughghgh!
* head explodes *
Tetris is great…and yes, I know that feeling. It’s even better with two in a row, then three, then four…that becomes quite an exhilaration.
*falls over*
They saw the same thing I initially did. They two very lightly colored blocks look like white/empty spaces. I had to go back a couple times before I could see it. Color choice fail.
Note win, though.
you suck at seeing dude.. he isn’t gonna make a line..
Actually she still kind of sucks since she’s got pieces that don’t exist in there… unless they’ve made some new ones.
Regardless, still a cute note.
Yes, nice.
Therefore failblog fail.
This place owes me fail. Owes Me, you understand? And Now, scum!
Win? I don’t need no stinkin’ win!
Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned Failblog Win. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm Failblog emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest blog since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny forking Kaye.
And when the PTB squeeze their fail-bestowing asses down that thread tonight, they’re gonna find the jolliest bunch of failers this side of the nuthouse!
*SQUEEZE*
I think it qualifies as a fail because that 4-block isn’t going to remove any lines.. If it keeps going as it is, game over before long!
Grace, go get the hammer!
*raises glass to Gracie*
*takes the shot*
That hurt a lot! That was nice. Reeeaal nice. I really thought you were a nice person. But at least I’m still alive. You are going to pay for this Gracie! *Thows keyboards at her without mercy*
We will carefully consider your interesting suggestion.
And let Gracie blur Sandy’s lines.
Aargh, there are no arrow keys on the paper!
You’re goofy!
Don’t piss me off, Mentos.
Don’t piss him off, mentos.
Either run or stay, don’t give me time to see you’re leaving!
Just pointing out the disturbing density of win recently. My mean self is affected by all the gooey feelings, when this is supposed to be my heaven of schadenfreude.
When will girls learn, nerds are best at lovin
“get a tetris”????? Love note FAIL!
yep, only one line not 4
Look closer, those gaps are filled in. It is a four line clearance, as long as the GF doesn’t distract him as it’s not quite lined up yet…
Thanks, I would have missed it on my own.
they are blank. look at the purple piece on the bottom. it you turn it it would fill in the two white spaces. again this is only a one line break.
Either:
1) Your eyes fail
2) Your monitor balance fails
3) Your understanding of Tetris fails
There are no white spaces, just light pink with little dots… And even if they were empty then it wouldn’t even have one line. Back to the Gameboy for you.
FFS you freaks, the fail is that you can’t say “get a tetris”. There is no such term ffs.
Not a tetris player, I assume?
What is wrong with that vernacular? I thought it was spectacular!
“Tetris” = 4 line combo.
btw… EPIC WIN!
@oggologgo Knowing your game vernacular fail
How cute…
I think it’s sweet!
It is!!!!!
And look! I can see the pixels!!!11!1elebenty!! where people are saying there is blank space!!
I think this is charming and adorable and it’s just what I needed today. I’m glad someone out there is happy!
What a dorky love note!
WANT!!!!
*scribbles dorky love note*
*reads note*
*giggles*
*blushes*
*smooches*
Agreed. It’s like exchanging two hypercubes.
Oh, man…that is the BEST!
I’m still waiting for my first time.
It…it’s like, the whole screen goes, *FOOOOM!!*, only instead of destruction and troll parts you get puppies and rainbows and unicorns and sparklies!
It’s a beautiful thing. I’ve only accomplished it once.
WHAT!!! ARE SAYING THAT I’M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE HAPPIEST PERSON AROUND DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You qualify as “someone” to me.
*smooch*
this is just stupid,seems this sites gone down hill since that bag of misfits site been up,tainted the whole thing with its unfunny crap
I think you need a hug.
maybe he does. I agree with him though.
It’s not funny nor witty.
I think the site is still hilarious, and we should not take it for granted. It is still the best Fail destination on the internet, and we should appreciate that. Thank you FailBlog, for giving me something to laugh at. Because I’ll take what you give me. Anything that makes me laugh.
First time being THIRD!
NOT
u can see someone erased the two L bricks, making a purposeful fail. this does not belong on fail blog
Oh God above.
*cries on Coyote’s other shoulder*
We finally get a good one and the trolls have to trash it!
*starts muttering*
Where did I put that mackerell?
They aren’t erased, they’re just pale. And it’s not labeled a fail, it’s labeled a win!
Also, looking at that, I don’t think that would result in a tetris. (is that honestly what it’s called when that happens?) The only one that could complete is the top one, but that’s five bricks high and the long brick only looks to be four.
Nvm, I just saw what the shakezula pointed out.
The areas that appear empty are actually filled with very light pinkish polka-dotted blocks.
FAIL, there is no “tetris” in sight. Perhaps the writer is saying they were excited about their “love” but ultimately found it empty. Tetris/Love fail.
Here’s today’s drinking game! Let’s start lining up the shots.
We’ll be in the hospital within the hour.
Looks like a fail to me. He’s not even going to complete one line with that piece.
It’s a simple but clever love note. Gosh you guys.
FAIL! if you look closely, the straight 4-block doesn’t even make a teris.
You are the worst. Instead of stopping and thinking, “hey, I know this doesn’t seem right at first, but then again an entire group of people validated this so I’ll stop for 3 seconds and think about it” you just started say “fail” like some retard 5 year old. Get a better monitor or a better set of eyes — the “missing pieces” aren’t missing, but rather very lightly speckled pieces.
*shakes Jeremy’s other hand*
Thank you, indeed.
*shakes Jeremy*
Yes! Thanks!
i=104 as time stretches to infinity immaculately
ensenya los que ganas asi
i’m ungreatful… no s**t. like youre one to talk ms b
u dont view things to clearly
ahaha
*lines up shots*
Looks like we’re gonna need ‘em this fail.
HAH! JINX!!
Thanky!
*squeeze*
Can I get in on this drinking? I need it.
i don’t get it.
awwwwwww…
Sorry to say, but that picture would not be a tetris.
I’m taking a shot.
*Drinks*
Hold onto your boots–this one’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Okay, then…hold onto MY boots!
*takes a shot*
*grabs onto the chains*
Wheee!
Hm, I read… Oh, never mind.
I’ll be in the bar for the rest of the week.
*SNORKGIGGLE!!!*
Now THAT’s a bumpy ride!
Is this the line for the bumpy ride?
NO!
awwwwweeeeee……….
**searches forthe line for the bumpy ride**
That joke was totally stolen from Family Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TwVO734AW4
Those two L blocks aren’t empty, they’re just in a light marker. It is a 4-level tetris – open vertical space on right.
Dang noobs with their monitor’s low-ass contrast ratio. The white space account for grey pieces, not white. Look closely.
lmao… i feel so sorry for you. I bet u feel like a broken record. *hugs*
You know, I don’t think this is a tetris. *fills glasses*
Body shot??
The places that look white and doesnt seem to have any bricks, actually are pinkish(?) blocks that have dots on them. Seriously, check your eyesight. Anyways, i`m gonna steal this idea :3
This is mild compared to the feeling you get when you finally blow up that stinkin’ heart in Contra…just sayin’
Failure because he’s not going to get a tetris, count the nbocks.
I counted the springboks. Does that count?
No, no, no. It only counts if you count the fallblocks.
Gnu, it doesn’t!
Oh deer!
Moose we always have these puns?
Sowwy. I’m still a little shaken from the news that my aunt eloped.
Love can make people a little over gazellous.
Aww…only when they caribou-t you.
I bullieve we do. But you should better ox Dragon about that.
Some might think these fractured threads would taurus apart, but our puns bring us together.
People of our elk are good at multitasking!
No thread will lie fallow with this crowd.
As long as this Admiral^ steers the ship…
You kudu’ve counted wrong.
Oaf course! Oryxn’t we all failable?
Doe!
nbocks?
*drinks a shot of vanilla vocka*
mmmm…vanilla…
*vodka
Already had a few, have ya?
Obviousiously no-ot enuffff… *hic*
You really haven’t been reading the other comments at all, have you?
They almost never do.
Ohh…with you, I’ll get my high score…
You know, I don’t think this is a tetris. *fills glasses
You’re trying to get us all plastered!
But it’s not going to work!
*plonk*
Goldwasser anyone?
*Downs shot
I’ll bet that later, the two of them… *ahem* made a tetris.
^ This
Lessee…insert tab A into slot B…
You know the feeling you get when you are building something from IKEA and you find you can use all the pieces?
Jam doesn’t.
*SNORK!!!*
I take it she had a bad experience?
I hear she finally conquered her bed!
I got one from there too. It takes a minimum of two people to put it together. And yes, it was quite frustrating.
Oh, you’re bad! Heeheee!
*grins*
That is an amazing feeling!!!!
ikea: buy one, get it half off.
Ooooooh!
Arrgh!
Who is blinder than he that will not see?
*Sits in comfy chair with a bottle of Jack*
*Raises a glass to the kid with class*
Yes, it has been that kind of day.
did you realize that class rhymes with glass? omg I just noticed
*cling*
*sip*
*squeeze*
8==D
I wonder, why are there markers in that color to begin with?
She drove a hundred miles just to get them, and write this note before leaving.
No time to read all these comments; but I hope someone has noticed there is no possible way to get “a tetris” in this most disappointing of WINs.
There isn’t?!
*ponds a triple shot*
Totally ‘shopped, look at the pixels! You cant even get a metroid.
It really REALLY helps if you read the comments.
*squeeze*
Sometimes if you just SCAN the comments, you might see that what you’re about to say has been said, ad nauseam, and corrected, at LEAST as many time.
Someone please pour me a shot?
I noticed many people saying there is no “tetris” here while others saying there is because the 2 seemingly empty spaces are actually light pink pokadots…. But if that L shape is light pink… then how did the purple wavy blocks happen?
Perhaps the wavy purple ones were the first ones down?
Clearly I don’t/didn’t play Tetris all that much.
Ran out of purple.
Purple got sick and took the rest of the day off.
I think pink beat purple up.
M-M-M-MultiFAIL!
1) Labeling this FAIL as WIN: FAIL!
2) Tick marks along the bottom to align columns: good idea. Making the tick marks unevenly spaced: FAIL!
3) Failure to follow the uneven tick marks on row above the bottom two: FAIL!
4) Bottom four rows all have more than one empty space. Only the fifth row has one column remaining to be filled. Assertion that dropping a bar vertically (four block tall) will complete any lines: FAIL!
– OR — (for those who thing the two L shape gaps with faint dots might be filled)
4) Using color and pattern to indicate shapes: Good idea. Drawing the L with purple waves in one orientation, and with near invisible dots in another orientation: FAIL! (Changing orientation doesn’t change the color/pattern in-game)
5) Writing a love note on paper for someone that is gamer: FAIL! (Like, make a custom wallpaper and send it by email, this is the 21st century FFS)
You fail epicly.
You idiot, there are two different types of L blocks in tetris. One is mirrored. Rotating a mirrored L can never turn it into a normal L.
POINTING OUT FAIL FAIL. Is that Fail^2?
SIR – may I suggest a reconsideration of your utterances.
The guy used brownish diagonal lines for each ‘inverted L’ shape, and also kept a consistent color scheme for all other shapes, except for the ‘normal L’ shape: he used purple waves for the ‘normal L’ at the bottom, and light pink dots for the other two ‘normal Ls’.
Thank you for having more clue than the other three replies. They fail as hard as the guy that drew it and thought there are three Ls.
I’m glad that I’m not the only one who noticed a rather epic fail on the part of failblog… shameful.
LOOK CLOSER DAMNIT.
does anyone else notice that the block is only four high and therefore is not big enough to get a tetris?
Tetris = 4 lines.
As in the prefix tetra-. Which means four.
1 – It’s not called “get a tetris”.
2 – I feel absolutely nothing before such event. If you do, it must be your first time playing tetris.
Enlighten us then. What IS it called when you… do whatever it is that you say it isn’t.
Love note win, Tetris Fail
I’m a Tetris fan and I love romance but… I don’t find this sweet nor witty.
plus,
I think that the “wins” aren’t supposed to be everything that’s done well. I felt the same way about the natural colors advertisement they posted here, with the sun setting and changing the girl’s hair color.
In my eyes failblog is not a place for good commercials, or funny comic strips or stuff like that. I like the wins every once in a while, but mostly when they’re unintentional or something more than a nice gesture. This love note could go on fffound or something like that. Not failblog.
plus how pompous a guy has be for posting his own love note for everyone to see how witty he is. ew.
Someone’s a little bitter…
That note must’ve been written for fubr, but since then, the guy had hitched off with someone else…
I’m not bitter at all.
I just have a different view than you, and I remember the days when every failblog post made me lol.
I have never felt this>!!
you make me feel the opposite!!!!!
I hate myself when around you!
I remember back when failblog was posted fails, not just random cute pics. Good times…
This should totally be a hallmark card.
But… she won’t get a Tetris oO
*sigh* Someone please pass the vodka?
*passes shot*, *begins drinking from the bottle*
Hey… you idiot, who wrote the sign, a tetris is where u get four rows in order. It’s not just one row. U nneed 2 get 4 and not mess up. There can”t be any spaces in the lines.
*Looks around*
Hey, I’m the only one here…
LOOK AT THE COMMENTS AND/OR SCREEN CLOSER!!
*takes an Advil*
a tetris is actually when you eliminate 4 lines in a row. removing one line isnt considered a tetris
I forgot to join the others in the drinking of oblivion for the last one, but you’ll suffice.
*scours the ground for droplets of Vodka*
I don’t think he will tell his friends that he is constantly making her feel like being *right before* a tetris as this leads to the question whether she cannot get a tetris with him…
Please, for the love of all things fail would someone stop these lame fails. This has been the worst week in Failblog history.
FAIL!.. that line blocks still doesn’t make a tetris.. 5 rows in the bottom, only the top would make a tetris, but the line block is only 4 blocks.. i say FAIL.
xD ur right
No, you’re wrong.
this is actually a fail because he didn’t get a tetris, he’s going to lose…… FAIL
passes out.
Love note win, but color choice FAIL. I had to look back at the picture a couple times to realize that those were blocks and not empty spaces…
i’m shocked
I thought it was a Counting Fail at first because if you count, it wouldn’t be a tetris. Then I saw the comments and looked up again and saw the bottom is pink, not blank. So it’s a Color Choice Fail, Idea Win, though.
nerd love.
Those nerds know how to do it, huh?
Although it’s irrelevant, the love note being extremely cute as it is, she didn’t “fail” at Tetris. The 2 pieces you thought were missing are actually drawn in a light pink, if you look carefully. So the 4 block line does make a Tetris.
In my opinion, it’s the guys who saw the supposed Tetris error before the cuteness who failed.
that’s not even going to result in a tetris… there are holes in all of the rows except the top one.. which is five rows from the bottom… the long piece is only FOUR squares tall!!!
nooooooooooooo!!!!
otherwise awesome note… <333
my bad… supitza is right…
WIN
LINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE PPPPPIEEECCCCEEEEEEEEE!1!!!!!!!!!!
OK… here’s my version…
http://twitpic.com/2czakn
What this note is really saying is that the author wants to put his long piece in the receiver’s available hole for maximum win.
I know this is probably the most fail comment yet, but…don’t all the colors have to be the same for a row to match?
that is the most adorable thing I have EVER seen.
Tetris = Boner, ha ha ha
this is stupid. theres no win about a 12 yr old girl writing a lesbian love note to justin beiber.
I agree that this can be 12 year old lower
Looks like your not going to be getting a tetris anytime soon. They have some tips and tricks at
Http://www.mytetris.info
May help i guess.
This is a fail, a tetris is a line break of four solid lines..look at all the gaps
actually, it is a fail… that block wouldn’t have gotten rid of any rows, look closely.
If you pay attention, he painted the , aparently, holes with dots.
Genius!
your line piece is too short, the tetris god is displeased.