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I don’t want to see.
I sea what you did there.
All I see is a red blob.
You won’t have to before long. I have a description in the zombie moderators maw right now (it took me a scan or two to find the dreaded ‘i’ word) and I’m hoping he has mercy on everyone and spits it back out as is. I have a copy on my desktop though, just in case I have to repost it.
Somebody jumped it?
*opens door, steps out of fridge washed up on beach*
Where? Darn, I missed it!
I see what you did there, Admiral.
This video was on tv just two days ago
That was random.
Oh no! The pattern has been altered!
I don’t get it.
AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*fleeswithaquicknessneverbeforeseenonFailblog*
Who is gonna defend us now?
She’s using the buddy system.
*draftsinDragon’swakewithanequalquickness*
*tackles Gracie*
SPLOOOSH!!
Ackthllbbt!!
*splashes Gracie back*
*doesn’t hear ominous music starting in the background*
*Rows over on a dingy*
Are you guys okay?
*Completely oblivious to ominous background music*
Ahhhh! My dinghy is dingy! Oh the shame!
*Bukkits*
*British woman’s voice* From the Latin dingetta—meaning the yucky filth that’s deep down in your dinghy.
Ahhhhhhh!
*Cut to shot of dingy dinghy sinking to the bottom of the lagoon*
*laughs and splashes Gracie and Marius*
*Frolics*
*paddles over to Dragon, Gracie, and Marius, legs dangling in water*
*splashes everyone*
duudunduudunduudunDUUDUN!!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the cuddle puddle!
SWIM, FLUFFY! SWIIIIIM!
Grr… Ak ak ak!
Nothing to get offinded about.
Er, um. . . Candygram.
Nomnomnomnom!
Is anyone (human or animal) hurt on this video?
Possibly the fish the shark was chasing. Dragon may have hurt herself fleeing. Otherwise, everyone is just fine!
*limps back in*
I sprained my…everything. Ow.
*collapses*
You might want to reassure Aja ^ that you will still defend us against everything except the sharks.
*raises one hand weakly*
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep me from my appointed troll-*FOOOM!*-age. But…erm…could I have some Icy-Hot first, please?
*twitches painfully*
*gets some ice cubes and a blow torch*
Where do you want it applied?
*Brings the EZ Off Jar Opener*
*sets up massage table, gets out special warming/soothing oils*
You can relax in the hot tub later.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh…..
*lies down on table*
*rests face on support*
*instantly falls asleep*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
It doesn’t sound like it.
Candygram!
Ha!
Plumber.
Burglar!
Census taker!
Bible thumper!
I’m only a dolphin.
Nomnomnomnom!
Tee hee!
Land shark Squeeze!
I don’t see a win here.
I do see failblog abusing the word ‘win’, making it less and less cool to use.
Awwww! But winning is so much fun!
Win! ^
It must be Winsday!
Just when I thought things were winding down.
*Squeeze*
It’s winderful to see friends gathering on one Fail, today.
If we’re going to be in such close proximity, something needs to be done about the fishy smell.
*passes out WinterFresh gum*
I wondered win you would get around to joining us!
Winever I feel like it, dammit!
*squeeze*
*gasp*
Win did you learn to use such language?
*squeeze*
She’ll say that to your face and give you a winsome smile at the same time!
*squeeeze*
That kind of smile usually means they’re trying to swindle something from you.
Aw, she’s so sweet that could winnow and winkle anything with just that smile.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to dwindle her charms in any way.
Awww, Dragon! Your praise knocked the wind right outta me!
*winks*
*Uses window of opportunity*
*Squeezes the bejezus out of all failpeeps*
*winces* Is that sugar free?
It’s a win cause seeing a shark on the beach is pretty awesome.
He comes ashore and is like, “You guys suck, lol, bye.”
People are wimps. If I were there I would’ve had someone take a picture of me jumping over it.
And we could all watch stumpy on Failblog.
When he’s in the water we’ll call him Bobby. Serves him right for darin’ that shark to bite.
Until he gets the receipt for his medical procedures, at which point we can call him Bill.
I’d rather leave him outside the front door and call him matt.
Too much work, why don’t we just lay him out on the lawn and call him Blade?
Let’s just bury him and call him Doug!
Until then we can call him what he is
!ck.
Throw him back in the water and call him Bob!
Then he’ll be a seafarer. At least he now has two Bob to spend while he’s there.
But of course that would have signaled the point at which your life would begin heading downhill.
Free shore lunch, and nobody grabbed it.
Shark tastes like boneless chicken.
I thought tuna was the chicken of the sea.
*blinkblink*
Cat got your tongue?
No, I think that was a shark.
Stop moving the fails around! *grmbls*
Earthquake!!!
Oh, that’s ok then.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Gravity problem? Yay!
*Floats about*
You weren’t supposed to inhale all the helium. Sheesh Qwaz!!! Now the kids have no balloons.
*squeeeze*
*Squeezes Leila and Gracie*
*Deflating sound*
I now have an !mage in my brain of Qwaz shooting all around the room as all the air “PPPLLLLBBBBTTTTTTTTTsss” out of him.
*Lays in tiny crumpled heap*
Let’s go again! Let’s go again!
JINX!
Oh dear. I think we left Gracie hanging here long enough.
Gracie!
Gracie!
Gracie!
nurse sharks arent dangerous.
Until you need a catheter.
Urine a lot of trouble by then.
A. “Not dangerous” means they don’t attack people unless provoked. If a nurse shark was in fear of it’s life, it could give you a pretty good bite.
B. That was a blue shark.
Dammit. “…fear for its life…”
More people are killed by vending machines than sharks each year.
When’s Discovery channel going to start vending machine week?
When we can get these vending machines evenly distributed!
delish.com/food-fun/unusual-vending-machine-foods?gt1=47001
Ooooo! I like the wine and champagne one. That would make powering parties SO much more convenient.
I want the french fries. Or the pizza.
I don’t want the pizza one for the blog…we’ll throw our backs out.
I’ll take the french fry one. I’d have a heart attack in under a year, but it’d be fun until then.
Heh, for a second, I thought the egg one had actual chickens sitting on eggs in the cubbies!
There must be something about these machines I’m not getting. I expect quite a mess if I order something like eggs or glass bottles from the top row of a vending machine.
That’s more like it.
*quits giving ZombieModerator the ebil I*
BraVO!!!
*wipes away tear*
Beautiful! Just beautiful!
Zomygod! This is why swimming in the Great Lakes is better than the ocean. There’s nothing in them that will try to eat you.
Wow that was the 2nd absolutely awful submission I’ve seen in a week. What’s happening to failblog?
They’re running out of s**t they can steal from 4chan.
this was in ocean city new jersey.. i got a beach house there
Am I the only one here hoping that this shark does get its own show, in which it eats Snooki and The Situation? That’s a show I’d tune in for!
00:20 “What the hell just happened…” Sounds like Krusty the Klown.. LOLZ
I actually feel quite sorry for the shark. It’s thin, and weak, and is probably dying – that’s probably why it ended up in the shallows in the first place.
*sits back and waits for flames*
*clears throat* Trying again since my thing didn’t post.
For one, that’s a blue shark. They all pretty much look that way, it’s not a side effect of malnourishment.
Secondly, it’s a blue shark. They’re very widely distributed and and it’s far from unusual to find them in the shallows in temperate waters. Has little to nothing to do with them being ill or dying.
But again, thanks for playing.
I love the unreasonable amount of panic caused by this shark. It’s not like it’s going to start chasing people across land.
what if it had a skateboard? O_o
Thank god it wasn’t a Sharktopus.
This was unusually lame even for Failblog
Because the shark was coming up on land, all the little kids had to run into the water to escape
It had to come up on land because it was getting jabbed by the used needles and syringes on the shore.