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Second!
^ see name…
^ see irony…
I love to troll. I love to troll. The thing that I love most, is to troll, troll, troll. HOORAY FOR TROLLS!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Why would a troll post second when he is first?
That’s why.
Glass breakage win!
It is a art.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LALALA!
trololololololololololool
well im his brother… third!!!!
haha, mommy gonna be mad.
Haha! The bottle didn’t even break!
Glass bottles are stronger than most people think.
… especially if the cap is still on the bottle.
Watch the skate video “Whiskey” for the best bottle breaking ever
Hmmm… wonder what will happen if I hit a thin sheet of glass?
There is no way it could break if I hit it with a glass bottle. No way!
i once broke my washbowl by dropping a glass beaker in it
I thought only parlourmaids from the 1800′s used washbowls…
Haha, im not saying first!!
Lawl, fail, how would he think that table won’t break?
the shopkeeper told them it’s bulletproof..(probably)
Those tables are pretty flimsy. We had one on our patio and the wind knocked it down. No more table.
Unstable table.
Why didnt he break the bottle on the ground but no he uses glass on glass
This glass on glass violence has GOT to stop!
Ohhhh, stupid kid, mommy is gonna be pissed….
I wonder how long he got grounded for?
Don’t know who’s the bigger idiot, the bottle breaker obvious reasons, or the cameraman telling him to hit it on the corner of a round table.
Epic point made. You sir win the internet.
Hardly. The table does have a corner. It’s not a sphere.
The proper name for the “corner” is actually “edge.” Get your terms straight.
There’s a ‘proper’ name? Come on…
An edge, featuring a sharp corner, is also known in the English language by another name: “Corner.” If you’re gonna criticize someone else, it helps when you’re not WRONG.
An edge is “a line or line segment that is the intersection of two plane faces or of two planes” (In this case, the top of the table and it’s side), while a corner is “the point where converging lines, edges, or sides meet”
In this case, I do believe either can be used
Good observation
I propose we raise our glasses to this guy, who sought to break glass but ended up breaking glass without breaking the glass that he sought to break.
Glassic.
Win.
*raises glass*
Chief kook and bottle basher.
Woohoo! You’re a powerful man, Admiral!
*squeeze*
*starts the bubble machine*
*snerk!*
*gives Gracie some Seeing Stars champagne*
WOOHOOO!!
*wheels out stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it with stars*
*
safety**packs in some more for good measure*
*lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
*blog suffers a 6.5*
*stars rain down all day*
Congrats AA!
Woohoo! Thanks, gang!
*raises glass*
Wow, this power is kinda neat!
*hears a muted “grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” in the background*
I hope his parents beat him until his ass bleeds out of his MOUTH.
Remembering the good ole days, Dave?
Nah, my folks shamed me ’til I bled out of my mouth, not beat me. :*-(
(The asterisk means I’m crying)
Thank you for clarifying the asterisk. I had no idea what you were trying to do there.
What a dumbass… you can’t break a sobe bottle…
Smart kids…. Where did they all go?
bottle win!
Every time a kid breaks something, his/her parents should break him something as well as a lesson: his wii, her cell phone, his PS3, her laptop, his arm… etc.
Is that how they taught you, Solid Snake?
ha! the bottle showed to the table who is the boss =)
What was he trying to do, christen the table?
dumb kid is dumb…
alot of this is stolen from epic fail
This kid obviously thought that the obeject with more mass and momentum and pressure would break instead of the flimsy glass table with no way of moving without breaking…
He’s lucky the table broke and not the bottle. That only works (or only works well) in movies and is a real good way of slicing your palm wide open in real life.
True… so… Lucky safety win?
Epic LOL
Table Breaking WIN!
Ummm…
dumb kid watched too much movies. bottles are made to not break easily.
Unless you don’t want to break the bottle and then it falls.
Yep, they seem to become weak when you WANT the bottle.
BRAVO! BRAVO!!
*applauds*
Dangling Participle! He said that “It will break”. What will break, the bottle, or the table?
Yes!
Hee!
Where’s the participle in that three-word sentence?
Crack a bottle!
Birth control: It should be retroactive.
Was that Justin Bieber?
Let your body waddle, don’t act like a snobby model
Oh damn, i screwed with proper replyin’ again
Was that a gir…
Oh wait if it was Justin Bieber it would be a girl anyway.
Yay!
Kids these days…*shakes cane violently*
damn kids with nothing to do but break bottles for entertainment!
Just a safety note, do not try to break a real bottle that way. The ones you see in movies are specially designed to break. Breaking a glass object in your hand can be very dangerous and I have the scars to prove it. I can still make out at least five clear stitch marks on my hand, and I was three when it happened. I stopped getting into bar fights because of that!
I was about to say this. The kid was lucky the bottle didn’t break–he’d have been running to Mommy to take him to the ER. Or, more likely, his friend would’ve had to run to Mommy after Bottle Boy fainted.
Totally agree. If he managed to break the bottle, sharp pieces probably would have flown everywhere. Maybe into somebodies eye, or into the long grass (only to be stepped on later). So, in that way he was lucky the table top broke. Also, who was he thinking is going to clean up all the sharp glass pieces if the bottle breaks.
“It would be easier,” huh?
What a noob.
Well, he learned a valuable science lesson. Hitting tempered glass on its edge is the easiest way to break it. Thus ends the lesson for the day.
anyone else notice that a part in the greenday song 21 guns sounds like the full house theme?
wow that’s what you get when you hit tempered glass on the side
the look on his face
Bottle win …
Oh my GODS. ^O_O^;;
wow that’s what you get when you hit tempered glass on the side
Hahahahaha xDDD FAIL
The table is made out of tempered glass and the bottle is not. Which is why it broke so easily and the bottle did not when struck. It is the same glass found in car windows made to shatter into many small pieces as to not cause injury.
Is this really funny?
Fake punk skater kids, act stupid, break parents stuff.
in soviet Russia table no break bottle, bottle break table.
Well, thats unexpected
you know the one fight fire with fire or only a rock breaks a rock xD get it xD
double fail, he is a beiber wanna be, and did you see what he did when the glass broke looked like a little girl just like beiber
that bottle must be made out of that gorilla glass they’ve been talking about recently.
pwned by the bottle
alright, just do it on the corner,
what corner? :3
in soviet Russia table no break bottle, bottle break table
Are the kids really that dumb in America?
who didnt see that coming? -.-
ok let’s go!
Sam Pepper!
100th!!!
stupid ads before very vid… that’s the fail
Your new ads that play over the video suck. You have enough ads. Way to sacrifice a good user experience…
That SOOO sounds like Dillan Sprouse from suite life with zach and cody… :c/
Too long for my ADD.
*waits for the “that what she said”*
Is anyone going to mention anything about the s$*@@y camera work?
Is anyone going to mention that the commercials are crappy and that this is the last FAIL video I’ll ever watch. STOP the commercials. UGH!
You know… those bottles are made not to be easily broken…
that is definitely coming out of his allowance!!!
And this is where you put a baseball in the shattered glass, throw the tape out, and run. Just run.
curse you failblog for selling youself out and putting advertisemensts at the begining of you r videos!!!!!!
he got himself the unbreakable club (more like bottle but who cares?) of death and he doesn’t even know it
it’s stupid to break a glass bottle for fun in the first place,he even try to break it on a glass table,but before,he proceeds on telling how stupid it would be because “IT MIGHT BREAK”
for me,this is a triple fail
so did he break the bottle later? learning laws of breakable can be difficult, at least e dint use his head xD
Dumbass white chiln’ thinking they fly breakin’ bottles. Mh mh mh.