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Submitted by: Mattehh
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do homeless people choose to be homeless?
no they dont!… most of the time….
And most of the time, they’re fault.
Wrong.
Extreme poverty, mental illness, medical debt, and imprisonment are the number one contributors to poverty. You don’t choose to be poor (unless you’re a trust fund baby who decides to go out on his/her own) but you can’t get ahead. You don’t choose to be mentally ill but the medication has such terrible side-effects. You don’t choose to have a heart attack, require a liver transplant, or develop any of a thousand acute medical procedures that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to fix when you don’t have insurance. And even if you do have insurance, not all insurances cover these types of procedures or will decline to pay and the hospital takes everything you own. Imprisonment is the only one you could really advocate you wanted to do on the basis that you wanted to get caught to increase your “street cred” but I’m gonna say that 8/10 that isn’t true. Most people are trying to get away from crime and stay out of jail. And being in prison doesn’t technically make you homeless but the effects of legal troubles certainly do. (Also, you can’t be sued out of your home–they can’t take away your house, car, or job but they can certainly make you settle for a lot less nicer version of at least two of those.)
Runaways are also a significant portion of the homeless population. While they arguably do choose to be homeless, most don’t choose to continue to be homeless.
ok, who invited wikipedia?
Wikipedia is never invited…it just shows up as it pleases…
That’s just rude!
Wait wait. Extreme poverty contributes to poverty! I must alert the media!
[b]I[/b] choose to be poor. Don’t tell me what I do.
well, everyone of us show up here as we please, so we are either all rude, or wikipedia is not rude. but still, its anoying.
The poor fool just bit the troll bait and swallowed it whole
hope he has a nice time being eaten alive by trolls
Facepalm… You’re doing it right
Now if they were poor spellers, THAT would be they’re fault.
Yes, that would be THEIR fault.
Yes, that would be the joke.
No, Its called sarcasm.
or joke
Cut her face? Scar? o.o
IT’S called sarcasm.
lol
Actually the one below it is arguably more stupid. At least the joke is cruel but clever.
do homeless people live?
well… do they?
And if so, where?
in the homeless coutry !!
Another awful fail for Autocomplete Me. The “When did you stop beating your wife” one wasn’t funny. This one is a known joke as well. It’s not funny. Autocomplete has never been funny. Failblog has really gone downhill recently.
I can’t be the only one who thinks this.
I agree
likewise. It’s gotten to be like the Balloon Boy Family. Anything for ego gratification, even if it’s lame and stupid.
I did the same search (you know… fun)
And I also got: Do homeless people go bathroom
Well that’s just ridiculous! Of course they don’t! (teehee)
they do, for them, the world is a bathroom!
I agree with Bart and JQ.
since when don’t you like irony!? This is funny! No one here is responsible for any homeless guy. If you think it’s so sad – go give up your internet connection and buy bread for 5 homeless guys. Hypocrites.
I agree
I’m also not responsible for the mentally ill, crippled children, or the blind and the deaf. Let ‘em die in the street if they can’t pull their own weight, I say.
Just make sure they do it out of my sight, so I don’t have to trouble my beautiful mind with them.
Spoken like a true pro-lifer… idiot
r€nato was being sarcastic. But yeah, that’s the reaction she/he was aiming for, in highlighting that kind of attitude.
I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t volunteer enough time to helping people, but I have salary deductions set-up for a charity that I support. It’s the causes of homelessness that need treatment.
*steps off box*
Oh, and crippled war veterans? Screw ‘em. I’m not responsible for them either. If they had been any good at fighting all the wars I supported, they wouldn’t have gotten themselves injured.
I wonder how many Homeless Died from Sickness, overdose of drugs, “Hobo-Hunting”, random fight, malnutrition, cold and others while you were bringing your Righteousness on the Internet?
So much for helping them out, huh?
That’s some kind of troll bait you’ve got going there!!
This was acctually something said by a comedian.
Stewart Francis!
Hah, “do homless people live”.
Do homeless people understand the tale of the three little pigs?
good one
Good one, but not for Failblog
I think the question further down was the fail. Do homeless people pay taxes? What are they gonna pay taxes on and with what?
they going to pay taxes for living in a box.
i say it’s an irony win… cause they’re homeless, you know? yep, it’s me, cpt. obv. !
How is that a fail??? Failblog is forgetting it’s roots. Yes it’s a funny/cool/interesting post of a Google offered search, but where is the win or fail??
the fail is people submitting any old thing they find a little funny/humorous/ironic as a ‘fail’.
Reminds me of a few months back… some guy got it in his head he’d create his own internet viral video by getting his kid to say some quote from a film in an overbearingly cute way and then promote the out of it.
1) internet viral video
2) ???
3) PROFIT (and fame)!!!
Suddenly in comments on blogs here and there, seemingly random commenters were posting about this really cute video of this kid saying… whatever. I think he was reciting some Chuck Norris line or something. I clicked through to it, and it was just lame. The kid was just reciting what dad told him to, it wasn’t at all a spontaneous moment captured on video.
sure they do
This is more of a win than a fail. Assuming there’s no way in Hell a person can be so stupid to think it’s not intentionally ironic, of course.
I think that’s a win, I’m sure homeless people can’t get knock knock jokes, after all, they really don’t have a door to knock on.. =X
they got their boxes, maybe they can knock on their boxes?
That was such a nice WIN
EPIC WIN FTW
do homeless ppl get to f*ck ppl? do they use the internet? can they be trolls? WE MUST KILL THEM BEFORE THE RACE OF HOBO TROLLS RISE.
Truth win?
This is so old even my grandparents have seen it… Welcome to the internets.