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Truly a fail. Battle axes are not for kids.
agree, you might just hurt yourself!
IT’S PIKACHU!
Where? ::?::
Baby Jesus?
“The hammer is my penis.” – Captain Hammer
A ballpenis hammer?
Double Win.
You’re officially my new favorite failblogger! <3 Dr. Horrible
I had a battle axe when I was a kid. But I assume its a fail because they think it looks like a penis, but isn’t that kind of a stretch? It looks like a rounded off hammer, not really a big deal.
Bob the Builder! Can we build it? Bob the Builder! Yes we can! Uh….why?
i always use this soap to wash my balls
Wouldn’t want that up the wrong hole!
And which hole is the right hole for soap storage?
The left nostril, of course!
I was thinking the right nostril would be the right one :S
hmm….
funny,i waz thinking the mouth
lol grammernazi trap
Some call theirs Mini Me… Someone calls it bob…
one of Wendy’s special “hammers”
Definitely don’t want to drop this soap. You might fall on it the wrong way when bending over to pick it up.
I don’t know about the kids, but Mommy got a new toy…
my favourite comment here so far
Can we fix it? Yes we can!!
Wow, it’s too big for the average child
or for even the avreg adult
lol grammer nazi trap
You know, those would be more effective if you didn’t point them out every time. We may be obnoxious, but we aren’t THAT OCD.
Okay,,, okay. So, there I was showering like normal, you see. Then, I dropped the soap. Now, at the same time, I sort of slipped as I dropped it. You know, like when I was trying to catch it, you know… So, anyway, as I fell, the soap managed to hit first. And when it did, it sort of stood there for a sec. Then, as I fell toward it with my bottom side facing it, I guess that’s how the thing got stuck in there.
Any chance you can remove it? The soap really burns in there.
ER Doctor: (LOL)
Win!
well thats a arseload o’ bad luck
lol grammer nazi trap
Lol, it’s still smaller than mine.
hahahhaaha
Fun for the whole family! (Monica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica …)
“I think it’s meant to be a hammer but it looks more like a penis.”
Quote from my 4 year old son, AKA the target market.
haha lol
Did he say it really loudly? While there was an elderly lady standing next to him, looking at Thomas the Tank Engine sheets on the opposite shelf?
(I once witnessed a similar event. The expression on her face was hilarious).
Not in this particular case but he did once tell a group of teenage girls to check out the “big and large T-Rex penis” on the life size dino at the science museum. That was hysterical. He’s also just learned to pee standing up so whenever we’re in a public toilet he likes to loudly explain that he’s using his penis to pee standing up then he announces that I’m siting down because I’m a girl. There’s usually someone giggling in another stall whenever I use a public restroom now.
Lol..everytime my 3 yr daughter uses the public bathroom with me, she always asks if she has a red pee and then if I have to go after her she always asks me if I had a red pee.(for that time of the month) she only does this in public never at home! Lol
That’s quite possibly one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
you have led a sheltered life, my friend, if that even makes the top 50% of stupidest things
i totally agree with you that does not even make my top 5%
For those hard to reach places.
manual guide :
” rub that `hammer´until it produces `soap sud´ but be careful not to
break it.
Attention: Decrease of size is possible!”
Erectin’ a dispenser!
tf2 comment WIN
lul grannmer naezi tereap
For deep vaginal/anal clean.
Why is Bob so happy? Because Bob just discovered Enzyte™, the natural male enhancement.
dildo soap
I had this soap! It was on clearance at a grocery store here… it warns against internal use!
XD
Either way something will get nailed.
Nailed by Bob’s tool!
Don’t be bad, or you’ll have to wash out your mouth with it.
For those wishing to clean their throats.
Well this is why i gave bob the builder the title bob the killer
How does this relate to that?
Obviously fake..
That penis looks like a hammer
Don’t drop the soap
I wouldn’t mind using it to clean out my poopie hole!
ashjehaasgd tf???/
god, yyyyouresik. yet so fresh!
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Awwwh so considerate!
somebody finally added this to the site, best part is i know where it’s sold (local dollar store)
WHOA this sucks…
It’s good for your rear though
What’s next? The Bob the Builder Rectal Thermometer?
dont drop it…
This is NOT THINGSTHATAREDOINGIT.COM. There are NO LAME LOOKSLIKEAPENIS PICTURES.
Kids gotta learn to use their tools
washing your hands with this must be so much fun
I can understand that it’s supposed to be a hammer, but why did they have to make it flesh colored?
It’s not really that fail-ish, because you can tell it’s really a hammer.
It’s still a fail though.
First fail: soup like hammer
Second fail: Soup looks more like male penis not hammer
WIN: Childrens moms will love it